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A “discussion” on shoes

October 2nd, 2008 · 108 comments

My favorite part of this two-page glory? The flash of insight on page 2: “I realize that last sentence is phrased as a question, but really it is more of a statement.”

(flip over for a discussion on shoes)

Shoes...let's get some shoes.

related: care, it makes a difference

FILED UNDER: CAPS LOCK · cleaning · confusion??? · exclamation-point happy!!!! · grow up · high on highlighter · martyr complex · roommates · shoes · spelling and grammar police

108 responses so far ↓

  • #1   zchamu

    Denka Hood and her Merry Maids went a little slap happy with the highlighter, methinks.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   UpFront

      Yeah, that’s Danka. It means “Thanks” in German. But way to go super star.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:59 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #1.2   Ti

      German. You’re doing it wrong!

      Oct 2, 2008 at 12:21 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #1.3   zombieBlanco bang

      My high school Deutsche is a trifle rusty, but isn’t thank you — danke?

      Oct 2, 2008 at 1:47 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #1.4   Ti

      Correct Zb.
      I have to remember to danke my Oma for the cup of Sanka.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 1:59 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #1.5   christine

      i know it’s picky, but the spelling of “danke” destroyed this for me.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 5:48 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #1.6   aaa

      Ich habe Deustche gern nicht…

      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #1.7   bean

      I hear ya christine. It was going along great, and I thought about photocopying it and putting it on the fridge at my house, but my roommates would laugh me out if I misspelled shenanigans. geez.

      “Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Yeah I mean his shenanigans are cruel and tragic, which makes them not shenanigans really at all. Evil shenanigans.”

      Oct 3, 2008 at 12:27 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #1.8   Kelli

      Don’t make me pistol whip you bean!

      Oct 3, 2008 at 9:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #1.9   Mishee bang

      bean, this is one of those instances when you want to maybe read all the comments or maybe CTRL+F a key word from what you want to say to make sure no one else covered that topic like, 18 hours ago.

      Just a suggestion.

      Oct 3, 2008 at 10:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #1.10   Frankie bang

      Hey everybody, I was just CTRL+Fing “CTRL+F” and I ran across this post about CTRL+F. I was going to post something similar, but decided to CTRL+F it first so as to be considerate of any other similar posts from my esteemed postees. Thank you for spreading the CTRL+F knowledge Mishee.

      Oct 3, 2008 at 10:33 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #1.11   bean

      please CTRL+F copy cat.

      Just for shits and giggles.

      Oct 3, 2008 at 9:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #1.12   TouchéTouché

      Wow, seems more like somebody is mad that the second shenanigans post appeared higher up in the totem pole than the original post.

      PAN – P = AN.

      Really, I’m sure everybody who saw the originally post must have thought Bean just utterly silly for not checking first. I mean, how inconsiderate for not letting the first poster bask in the glory of posting an idea first! Not to mention Bean had to up the ante by using Italics! Sniff.

      Oct 5, 2008 at 3:19 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #2   Mishee bang

    All I saw on page two was “…can we do everyone (and my ear)…”

    Sounds like quite the orgy note writer is planning.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:07 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Holiday Djinn

      I think she left of the R. It should read (and my rear).

      Atleast, thats what i get out of it. :-)

      Oct 2, 2008 at 2:46 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #2.2   mere bang

      omg, did you actually read what she said about her ear?!
      she tripped over her stiletto and almost caught her ear. now.. correct if me if i’m wrong, but why is it the roommates fault that she’s a klutz?!

      Oct 2, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #2.3   Goldie

      Wrong, do it again. She tripped over Mt. Stiletto, as in, a mountain of stiletto shoes.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 4:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #3   RunBarbara bang

    i tried to read this note but, in the tradition of the people it was intended for, soon lost interest in the project and went to steal someone’s lunch from the office fridge.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:09 am   rating: 38  small thumbs up

  • #4   Dare

    Stilleto Ear Sex… mmmmmmm

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #5   Mishee bang

    Almost Earless was the not-so-well-received, little-known “sequel” to Almost Famous.

    It was about a groupie for Van Gogh.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:11 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   bobby

      She wasn’t a groupie. She was a paint-aid. All she did was love your paint.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 5:45 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #6   RunBarbara bang

    rooms (or other places) to put shoes…
    i wonder if they put their shoes the same place i do: in mishee’s mom’s ass.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:14 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #7   claw71 bang

    I read everything twice and only three things stand out:

    1. The author wears stilettos, you know, just around the house

    2. The author is flexible enough to get her heel up near her ear

    3. Teabag

    When can I move in?

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:19 am   rating: 52  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   RunBarbara bang

      i quote the note:
      “proceed to put your dirty ones inside”

      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:25 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

  • #8   smussyolay

    i’ve had similar problems with roommates — garbage and dishes and such. but i what i don’t understand is, how is she going to apply the “cleaning fees?” does she have some sort of roommate collection agency?

    i mean, if these people are already this inconsiderate (man, i wish i had a dishwasher, btw), does she think if she goes to them and says, “i cleaned the whole kitchen again, you owe me $5,” that they’ll pay?

    seems like an odd threat to me. if i were the ultimatum type, i’d go more with ‘i’ll throw all your shit out’ or something. that she could actually enact of her own volition.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:20 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   se

      yes, “team,I’ll throw all your shit out”.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:37 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #8.2   HS

      ____ is sick of the lying and cheating…
      ____ is Your stuff is packed and sitting in the garage!!.. Please pick up ASAP… Sick of the lying and cheating…

      -team ‘sick of lying and cheating and threw all your shit out’

      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:46 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #9   bohemiac

    I wish I could be this bitchy to my roommate. I feel like her fucking mother, she never picks up after herself or her goddamn cat– she doesn’t even feed it.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:26 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   splint

      like smussyolay said, the best way to deal with messy roommates is to keep throwing their crap in the garbage if it’s in the common area and not supposed to be. Dishes, glasses, clothes, shoes, whatever. Eventually, they’ll either learn or run out of stuff to messy up the place.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:33 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #9.2   RunBarbara bang

      i feel like fucking her mothe-
      oh wait, i read that wrong.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:33 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #9.3   bohemiac

      Obviously, your mind is one-tracked at the moment. ;P

      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #9.4   Paul

      the reason I come here is that I think passive aggression is laughable. it’s almost like people are coming here for TIPS on how to do it.

      just confront people. it’s uncomfortable, sure, but more so for THEM and then the problem tends to go away. writing little notes or throwing people’s stuff out isn’t real effective – and tends to just magnify your stress.


      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:37 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #9.5   bohemiac

      No, I completely agree, Paul. Throwing out her belongings will only exasperate things and as many of my friends have suggested leaving a note, it will only solidify my role as her (nagging) mother.

      She just has issues with giving a damn about anyone but herself.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:41 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #9.6   claw71 bang

      Oh yeah, Paul? Then how do you explain the passive aggressive jab at the people who visit this site? The reason you come here is because you find it laughable… Well, aren’t you special? And I suppose the rest of us are a bunch of losers who come here for a little schadenfreude, aren’t we? Asshole.

      Thanks. Thanks for dropping in and telling us all how you’re better than everybody else. Thanks for not being funny. Thanks for failing to offer a clever observation. Thanks for wasting our time.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 12:02 pm   rating: 48  small thumbs up

    • #9.7   ALA bang

      Bohemiac: Exacerbate.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 12:14 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #9.8   snee

      PAN confrontation*: paul, you’re an asspanda.

      *yeah, i know it’s an oxymoron. fax off.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 12:18 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #9.9   CremeBrulee

      Perhaps Bohemiac is worried about the feelings of the things being thrown out. Who knows what kind of havoc exasperated dishes and shoes might wreak?

      Oct 2, 2008 at 12:21 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #9.10   jadefirefly

      Asspanda is so my new word of the week.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #9.11   waboolio

      If you are feeding the cat for her, then I would suggest you may be part of the problem. Her not feeding her cat sounds like a problem that would sort itself out… eventually.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 5:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #9.12   smussyolay

      unless she’s so clueless her cat starves to death. not to mention, why make a cat suffer for its parents’ crap?

      Oct 2, 2008 at 7:22 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #9.13   tinkerbell2

      I think asspandas sound kind of cute. Just me? Oh.

      Oct 3, 2008 at 7:33 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #9.14   Donna Martin Graduates!

      @ bohemiac #9.5

      “…Throwing out her belongings will only exasperate things…”

      Even Beatniks, hippies and Czechs know the crucial distinction between ‘exasperate’ and ‘exacerbate’.

      Oct 3, 2008 at 8:30 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #10   The Divine Grace

    Give ‘em HELL, honey! Gorgeous angry pathos.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:28 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #11   amy d bang

    This note is very hard to read. Try as I might to make fun of the note-writer, I cannot. I understand his/her pain.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:32 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #12   Jennifer

    Its funny how universal roommate problems are. I spent all day yesterday cleaning the kitchen and living room only to have it trashed two hours later. But I am not passive aggressive enough to put up a note. I will just keep picking up after inconsiderate five year olds. Funny thing is they are both older than me!

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Jimmy Straightline

      Not aggressive enough to say anything, but passive enough to repeatedly be the maid? You sound like the perfect roomie – want to get a place together?

      Oct 2, 2008 at 12:36 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #12.2   Fresca

      Wow, you type extremely well for someone younger than five.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 12:42 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #12.3   Andy

      As I understand it, the legal age for using the sink as a garbage can is 2, the legal age for erecting a mountain of shoes is 3, and the legal age for leaving your dishes in the other room is 4. Hence, your roommates are well within their legally bestowed rights.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 1:05 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #12.4   Allie

      I don’t know. I guess I fail to see how putting up THIS kind of note is passive-aggressive. I used to clean up after my messy roommates all the time. I got sick of cleaning up their shit and wanted to talk to them individually, but our schedules made it so that we were rarely home at the same time. Therefore, a note was the second best option. So she’s a little pissy, so what? Have you ever spent 4 hours of your day off cleaning up your slob of a roommates shit?

      Oct 4, 2008 at 6:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #12.5   park rose bang

      Allie, Allie, Allie. That’s why the line at the top of the computer (technical term) reads passive-aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes – a little bit funny, ha-ha, a little bit. – Windows Internet Explorer .

      Oct 5, 2008 at 9:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #13   pope suburban

    I dunno, I can understand how she got to that point, but I’ve had roommates who made biohazards in the sink and who resorted to petty theft because we wouldn’t let her loser boyfriend live there rent-free (and in defiance of the lease, in an area not friendly to students). A note’s not my first choice, but if you’ve got different schedules or if you’re living with total psychos who’ll eat your face? Okay, whatever. Well done, A++, would lol again!

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #14   Mishee bang

    I don’t get it… I mean our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Unlike some people’s shenanigans which are cruel and tragic…

    Evil shenanigans!

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:41 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   bohemiac

      Aaaaannnd now I have to go rent Super Troopers. :D

      Oct 2, 2008 at 11:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #14.2   agirlie

      shenanigans and tiddlywinks *snicker*

      Oct 2, 2008 at 7:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #14.3   bean

      aw. shoulda checked all the posts first…but then I woulda felt like a copy cat loser. GO TEAM SUPER TROOPERS QUOTES!

      Oct 3, 2008 at 12:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #15   Flaboy2425

    Those notes are as hard to read as some of my old school tests done with a hectograph copier. Is the writer so cheap she can’t afford a good pen or copy machine? Hmmmm, mabye she/he should have used the highlighter to write the entire note.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #16   Weeds

    Mt. Stiletto is located just west of Boot Town in the beautiful Sandal Islands .

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:48 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Ti

      From the top you have a great view of wedgie cove.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #16.2   Phalange

      Fun fact, the first person to climb to the summit of Mt. Stilletto was Sir Almost Earless and his sherpa Danka.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 12:42 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #16.3   Ti

      Ah yes dear sweet Danka. He was a deaf mute with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 2:07 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #16.4   JesFoolin

      You use the term buggery like it’s a bad thing. Do you seek to offend claw?

      Oct 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #16.5   kittybrunette

      Dear Almost Earless,

      So, here is the deal:

      I was immensely enjoying my stay on Mt. Stilletto, with my friends Flip and Bootsy. The views were gorgeous–the Tower of Old Beer Cans over near Sink Valley, the brown waters of Old Teabag River, the echoing chasm that is Empty Magic Cleaning Thingy–when my vacation suddenly, cruelly, yes even violently, came to a CRASHING end. In your rage (mop and dishrag flying) when you carelessly tripped on Mt. Stilleto and came tumbling onto my very delicate frame, did you ever stop to consider the consequences for me?
      I was thankful to very narrowly escape injury, but only until I realized my fate. I now sit in a dark closet with no glorious view. I am coming to realize that I may never step out in glory on a Saturday night again, if my owner cannot find me out on Mt. Stilleto, glimmering in the reflection of the piles of dirty silverware in the sink. I may never be pulled out of exile again.

      I hope you plan on reimbursing my unused vacation time–I’ll send you my fee.

      Sue Stiletto

      P.S.-And I must say, I enjoyed the company of Bootsy out in the open, but in this little closet, she’s really beginning to stink!

      Oct 2, 2008 at 4:00 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

  • #17   somestars

    *This comment originated when I bumped the “Enter” button while editing, but the “Edit” feature does not allow deletion. Kindly move along to the one below. :) *

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:51 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

  • #18   somestars

    this is a work of genius.

    when you live with many people, it’s hard to get everyone together at once, so sometimes a note (even a deliciously nasty one) is necessary.

    this is at once shaming and totally confrontational. there’s no indication of “Gee, I love you SOOOOO much, you raging messy bitch, thanks, please, extra smooches, bye now, have a good day.” Nope. To the point.


    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:52 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Sirius bang

      Your failed attempt at deletion is getting more thumbs up than your actual comment.

      Team Redaction!

      Oct 2, 2008 at 12:51 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #19   bmommy

    Hahaha…too funny. Wish I`d had the guts to write this to my old college roommate. However, now my husband probably wants to send me a similar note. For real, I`ve turned into a slob in my old age.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 11:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   aaa

      Writing PA notes is the pussy way of getting things done. What takes guts is verbally bitch-slapping them to their face while embedding Mt. Stiletto into somebody’s frontal lobe.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 7:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #20   Resident Grammarian esq bang

    Anyone who phrases a question without a question mark deserves to clean up after everyone.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 12:40 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   zombieBlanco bang

      According to Ti (@16.3), Danka actually invented the question mark.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 3:03 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #21   madison

    Damn! I had no idea I needed glasses until I tried to read this note.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 12:40 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #22   Phalange

    Wait, so they only considered themselves “semi-pissed” yet felt the need to write a 2 page note excoriating their roommates? Your roommates are turning the kitchen into a Superfund site and creating geological formations out of footwear, I believe you have the right to be 100% fully pissed.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 12:48 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   tinkerbell2

      ohhh. being British, I read ‘semi-pissed’ as meaning ‘half-drunk’, which was making me like her even more.

      Oct 3, 2008 at 7:37 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #22.2   Phalange

      Ooooh, I’ll have to remember that one. “No Officer, I’m not drunk, I’m just semi-pissed.” Brits have the bitchingest slang words.

      Oct 3, 2008 at 7:52 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #22.3   tinkerbell2

      yes, it does tend the take the authority out of the word..

      American – ‘I am SO pissed right now’
      Brit – ‘Bit of a boozy night, huh?’
      American – ‘No, seriously, I’m really pissed.’
      Brit – ‘Yes, you said that already – wow, you really ARE drunk, aren’t you?’
      etc etc

      Have you never heard ‘pissed as a newt’? Not sure where that came from, I don’t know where amphibians would be able to buy beer..

      Oct 3, 2008 at 11:23 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #22.4   Mishee bang

      the british are weird.

      I said it before and I’ll say it again, nothing quite beats their insults though.

      I am still waiting for the time when I can properly tell someone to “Cock off!!” heheh

      Oct 3, 2008 at 11:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #22.5   Donna Martin Graduates!

      ‘Pissed’ means drunk.

      ‘Pissed off’ means angry.

      But then certain people decide to drop a word and confusion reigns. *sigh*

      Oct 3, 2008 at 8:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #22.6   Mishee bang

      Do I have to be the first one to say something derogatory about Tori Spelling because of your screen name? I mean… really……!

      Oct 4, 2008 at 9:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #22.7   aaa

      Because we all know that just because one country decides to structure their vernacular in a certain way, all countries must follow suit.

      And here I thought Americans were the only ones arrogant enough to decide that their way is the only way to be.

      EDIT: So your blog says you’re in LA, Donna Martin Graduates!. I see the British have already brainwashed you before the Americans had the opportunity. Shame…

      Oct 5, 2008 at 3:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #23   scattywah

    Dear Earless,

    It’s DANKE.


    Oct 2, 2008 at 2:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   keekeedee

      Really! Gosh thank god I got all the way down to your comment and read this because I forgot that at comment 1.3 someone already cleared that up. Douche.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 7:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #24   secondsout bang

    Not sure whose shoes are whose? Maybe it’s not that hard. The soccer cleats are the jock, the ratty doc martens belong to the stoner, the “vintage” shoes belong to the hipster, the hiking boots are the granola girl, and the stilettos are the gutter slut.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 2:37 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #25   nuttinhunny bang

    Almost Earless,

    I love shenanagins so I will NOT act my age and I will keep throwing stuff about. Apparently, my mother DOES live here.

    Stilletto Sally

    Oct 2, 2008 at 2:40 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #26   secondsout bang

    I want a magic washing thingy in my house.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 2:41 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   amy d bang

      You do, in your case it’s called a mom.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 3:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #26.2   secondsout bang

      Amy, the only mom around my house is yours. And the only thing she’s washing… Well, maybe spit-shining…

      Oct 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #27   secondsout bang

    Perhaps she wrote DANKA as an acronym – it stands for “Don’t Ask, Nobody Knows Anyway.”

    (source: Google)

    Or maybe she’s too dumb to use proper German. Muchas garcias!

    Oct 2, 2008 at 2:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #28   Frankie bang
    1. DanKa
    slang for “thanks a lot” when you’ve just scored a nice Dank sack.
    “I must be going now, DanKa!”

    It’s slang for us younguns. It wasn’t her name, just a closing statement. In case anybody was interested.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 2:59 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Frankie bang

      Oh, and dank is weed.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #28.2   jadefirefly

      Either you have a very, very dry sense of humor, or you lack the ability to read the pile o’ comments before you.

      Please excuse me while I facepalm.

      Oct 2, 2008 at 3:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #28.3   amy d bang

      So, you’re gonna facepalm before you know which of your assumptions are true, then?

      Oct 2, 2008 at 3:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #28.4   Frankie bang

      ? :P

      Oct 2, 2008 at 3:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #28.5   se

      hey Green-headed fly.. you should look up “facepalm” on that reference Frankie gave out.
      “An old played out meme which is overused by adolescents on several internet forums”

      Oct 2, 2008 at 8:54 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #29   Sra @ Bunsnip

    I think people call something passive aggressive when it’s a confrontational message that they don’t want to hear. This letter writer is in the right.

    Danke fuer die Blumen.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 3:09 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #30   squarejane

    i’m with phalange on this one. it’s nice to see that the writer also didn’t stoop to the exhausted stereotype of claiming, “i’m not your mother”. how refreshing, but fess up, you are SO completely PISSED.

    i had a roommate like these sound like… i would just take a big broom, sweep all his crap to the top of the basement stairs, open the door and keep on truckin… mess all gone.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 4:17 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #31   Goldie

    I sense a movie script in the making here. I’d call it, let’s see, oh! “Sex In The City Movie II: Recession Style.” Having lost their jobs and their savings, Carrie, Samantha and what-the-heck-the-two-others’-names-are resort to moving in together. Due to dire financial circumstances, they are also forced to fire their maids. Hilarity ensues. You’ll laugh your ass off at splooge on the kitchen counter, Mt.Stiletto in the bathroom, and half-eaten Mr.Big hanging upside down in the closet!
    Coming soon to a theater near you.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 5:03 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   jess

      “half-eaten Mr. Big”? Granted I’ve only seen one or two episodes of Sex and the City…but how did I miss cannibalism?!?! That would have made the show much more interesting!

      Oct 2, 2008 at 6:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #32   katrina

    I LOVE IT!!! an offer to “flip over” AND talk about shoes???? if only if only …..

    Oct 2, 2008 at 5:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #33   Kira

    I love that she referneces the “Shoes” video. Trying to lighten the mood while delivering a verbal smackdown is probably not very effective.

    Oct 2, 2008 at 7:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #34   aaa

    Dear semi-pissed earless freak,

    I’m disappointed in myself. I was aiming to piss you off fully. Also, Mt. Stiletto was supposed to give you a lobotomy. But keep writing me PA notes so I know where I’m going wrong.


    Oct 2, 2008 at 7:53 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   snee

      +1 for “kthx”

      Oct 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #35   Sloper

    The greatest passive-aggressive moment of the note is, alas, also its downfall. If the writer must underline her aggression by calling attention to the fact that she did not intend her “Can we do everyone a favor…” quote as a question, can she not refer to it as an imperative (which it clearly is) and not a statement?

    Oct 2, 2008 at 9:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #36   Erin

    OH I know the anger of cleaning up after people who put things like teabags in the sink so I do in part feel this girl’s pain. It seems as though she wrote this angry letter in stages- the “act your age” was a NICE touch at the end :)

    Oct 2, 2008 at 9:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #37   Woman on the Verge bang

    Is the random highlighter usage supposed to enlighten the pigs? Anyone with a short attention span is going to hone in on those phrases.

    Let’s see… If I only read those it says,” Keep it clean”; “Please clean it up”; “Is not”; “Everyone”;”Flip over for a discussion on shoes”. So basically, it could be interpreted as, “Don’t swear, clean up your language, everyone is included, I like to talk about shoes when I’m flipped over.” Yep, that should definitely inspire the intended behavior.

    Oct 3, 2008 at 7:57 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #38   andipandi

    imageshack makes baby jesus cry, because heaven has a net filter.

    Oct 3, 2008 at 9:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #39   bullwinkle

    All things considered, this seems like a fairly reasonable note.

    Oct 3, 2008 at 9:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #40   really!

    I think what I find the most amusing is in the midst of this pious rant the author makes a point of saying “this applies to everyone, including the author.” And gives the specific example that she tripped over her *own* shoe… In other words, she’s just as guilty as anyone else, but is now on her high horse to tell everyone else to change. Ah, the clout of a hypocrital PA note.

    Oct 3, 2008 at 10:30 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #41   badfae

    Why do people keep saying the letter-writer tripped over her own shoe? It quite clearly says “MT.” As in “a pile of stiletto shoes”.

    If this is how she writes when she’s only SEMI-pissed (off)…boy, oh, boy.

    Oct 6, 2008 at 12:49 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #42   Canthz_B bang

    “Flip over for a discussion on shoes”?

    I knew a girl once who had “Flip over for missionary” tattooed on her back. This must be a shoe-fetish instruction.

    Jan 12, 2009 at 11:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up


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