Comments on: An inconvenient truth

By: no, daddy, i asked for a wii!

no, daddy, i asked for a wii! — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:30:43 +0000

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By: Indecent

Indecent — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:57:06 +0000

All Mormons are thieves.

By: Stompface

Stompface — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:44:52 +0000

One time my friends were walking along the street, out the front of a house on the lawn was this really expensive bike. They couldn’t believe that some one was so stupid to leave such an expensive bike just lying there so they decided to teach them a lesson.

They took the bike, and were going to return it a few days letter with a note explaining why you shouldn’t leave bikes on the lawn.

So they took it home, put it under the house. Then forgot all about returning it. A year or so later, their brother who was going on his 2 year mormon mission, found the bike under the house.

He then took the stolen bike on his mission and rode it for the 2 years. So yes it was a mormon missionary riding a stolen bike.

By: monster

monster — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:44:53 +0000

I believe Dynamex bought Bucky’s and Bucky’s messengers now use the Dynamex bill. I’ll bet it was another messenger giving a rookie the ol’ “wtf?” Back in my day, we would have hung the bike from a tree about a mile away instead of leaving the note.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:11:05 +0000

Every time a bell rings, a Red Bull gives out wings.

By: Ryan G

Ryan G — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:47:45 +0000

Well, the seat is a bit on the big side, but it’s comfortable for now.

By: Andy

Andy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:56:48 +0000

Using my highly advanced technique of speed
reading where I read the first word of most lines, I
got from this note, “Dear Person, Dude!
COLNAGO!”

See! it works …enough!

By: Numinous

Numinous — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:56:45 +0000

Yes Master

By: RunBarbara

RunBarbara — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:53:04 +0000

QC, you aint never lie.

By: Quite Contrary

Quite Contrary — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:39:27 +0000

That’s what I like about RB. She’s just here to help.

By: RunBarbara

RunBarbara — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:24:10 +0000

since you seem to be a fan of principles, you will enjoy our local one:
“he who says “fucking delicious” must wear the Unitard for no less than four hours.”
.
so enjoy!

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:34:40 +0000

Red Bull gives you wings, so it’s often chosen as a Sacred Blood of Jesus substitute for vegans.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:03:56 +0000

Umm, God can have all the Red Bulls he wants – that shit is NASTY!

The only thing its good for is the Soapbox Race and the Flugtag…

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:57:59 +0000

Let’s not be greedy. According to Exodus, you are supposed to offer up your red bull to the living God.