The slow build

October 9th, 2008 · 106 comments

Like so many passive-aggressive notewriters, the author of this note — which Sarah in Brockton, Mass. says was posted in the elevator, front hallway, back hallway and the mailroom of her building after a particularly rowdy Friday — just can’t seem to fully commit to sarcasm as a rhetorical technique.

Thank you Unit 205. Let's all be sure to thank unit 205 for the party last night. We should all feel lucky that we have a neighbor so considerate that they bring people into our building that treat it like a frat house. Your scumbag friends (the ones that were swearing at your neighbors) seem like really nice people. PIGS!!!

(You know, because otherwise people might not get it!!!)

related: Just in case you didn’t catch the sarcasm…

FILED UNDER: Massachusetts · neighbors · noise · thanks (but not really)


106 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Frankie bang

    I’m so picturing a cop drama right now.
    ” Come in unit 205. Come in unit 205. Over.
    Your are a douchebag unit 205. over.”

    Oct 9, 2008 at 6:22 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Dina

      “Dispatch, is that you? I know you’re upset you weren’t invited, but someone’s got to man the phones!”

      Oct 9, 2008 at 6:58 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   bean

      Don’t call me radio…

      Oct 9, 2008 at 7:05 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   moosetracks

      don’t call me unit 205, radio!

      Oct 9, 2008 at 8:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Kansas girl

      Don’t call me a unit, 205!

      Oct 9, 2008 at 9:04 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   sommerrainstorm

      mmkay that one went wayyyyyyyyy over my head.

      really…

      i’m not as bad as that!

      Oct 10, 2008 at 10:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Mishee bang

      I love it that it matches my shenanigans comment from the other day.

      we should try to sneak a supertroopers into each thread! yes! (but it probably won’t work.. I tried that about a year ago with Spaceballs… I made it like, 3 or 4 days…)

      Oct 10, 2008 at 10:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   kittybrunette

      Speaking of Spaceballs…

      http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-nobody-knows-the-trouble-kitten-has-seen.jpg

      Heehee-this cracks me up!

      Oct 10, 2008 at 12:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   Frankie bang

      Supertroopers was exactly what I was thinking of when I first saw it. Of course I’m often thinking about that movie with absolutely no prompting beforehand. It just sort of pops out of me. Kind of like how those beer nuts keep popping out of my pocket and Mishee keeps scrambling after me to pop them right back it. I love it when you stick things in my pocket Mish.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 6:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   Mishee bang

      You just get all hot and bothered when you think of the Syrup chugging scene, don’t you.

      I don’t want to know what you do with syrup – unless you do it with me.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 6:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.10   Frankie bang

      We can go on a camping trip. And pour it all over eachother, and then we’ll eat our lunch. And then start to try and lick it off as fast as we can until the ants come…

      Oct 10, 2008 at 6:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.11   bean

      I am all that is man!

      Mishee I’m down if you are…Go Team Super Troopers Quotes!!

      Oct 12, 2008 at 12:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Chinchillazilla

    I’d be pretty pissed if I were their neighbor, too.

    Oct 9, 2008 at 6:24 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   bellabeastie

      But, Whaat? You didn’t get the note about the kegger? OMG- I left it on/under your doormat.

      Was that before or after my scumbag friends puked on it?

      ALL the neighbors were invited!

      Silly. You missed out!!

      Oct 9, 2008 at 11:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Krystal Pistol

    My scumbag friends are really nice people! I’ll be sure to let them you know you said so.

    Oct 9, 2008 at 6:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   kidney bean

    Maybe “pigs” is the author? Some kind of wannabe-frathousesque nickname?

    Oct 9, 2008 at 6:35 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Dina

    Dear Neighbors,

    Thanks so much for the note! When I decided to have my little get-together, I wasn’t exactly sure whether my friends would mesh well with yours. It’s such a relief to know that you all got on so well. I’ll be sure to invite them back soon!

    Cheers,

    “The Big” Unit 205

    Oct 9, 2008 at 6:56 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   bean

      goddammit! I’m getting more than a little sick of always being the last one to think up the same thing!!

      Oct 9, 2008 at 6:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   bean

    fuck it. Think of something witty, and I’ll just copy it with precision timing.

    Oct 9, 2008 at 6:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   summer

    well, at least he’s not bitter.

    Oct 9, 2008 at 7:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Quite Contrary bang

      Bean isn’t bitter either…

      Oct 9, 2008 at 8:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   park rose bang

    Those not invited to the party in 205 looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

    Oct 9, 2008 at 7:12 pm   rating: 61  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   mrs. pommelhorst

      marry me.

      Oct 9, 2008 at 9:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   park rose bang

      I thought you were busy stalking Mishee?

      Oct 9, 2008 at 9:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   mrs. pommelhorst

      What can I say? I’m a really slutty stalker. :)

      Oct 10, 2008 at 7:53 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   amy d bang

      *aroused from her slumber by the sounds of sluttiness, amy prowls*

      Oct 10, 2008 at 8:16 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   park rose bang

      Well, on backreading, I think it was only Mishee’s panties you were interested in. Marriage, eh? That’s another whole ball game. And you’ve woken Amy ♥ I hope you’re a match for her ;)

      Oct 10, 2008 at 8:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   Mishee bang

      God, I have no material for just ONE note and look what happens!

      *gently weeps*

      Oct 10, 2008 at 8:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.7   park rose bang

      She’s fickle, isn’t she Mish, or by her own confession, a slutty stalker… but the other members of your admiration society are still loyal and to be trusted, I’m sure.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 9:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.8   se

      sniff,sniff, ummm.. can we go back to discussing Mishee’s panties?

      Oct 10, 2008 at 2:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Canthz_B bang

    Pigs are under-appreciated animals. This was a well deserved shout-out.

    PIGS!!!

    Oct 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Mark bang

      Well, we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming mother-fucking pig. He’d have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?

      Oct 9, 2008 at 7:21 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Canthz_B bang

      Charlotte tells me he’s some pig.

      Oct 9, 2008 at 8:10 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Flying High

      Spider pig?

      Oct 9, 2008 at 9:59 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   Sue Do Nim

      spider pig
      spider pig
      does whatever a
      spider pig does

      Oct 10, 2008 at 12:16 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   amazon

      Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 12:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.6   Mishee bang

      If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you’ve stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin’ fine.

      “Swine, my brother??”

      Oct 10, 2008 at 12:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.7   claw71 bang

      Nice DBAMTSCWDYJITH Reference.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Monique

    It’s a friday night for gods sake, let them have the party and get your own LIFE! Sorry, I’m a little bitter, a similar thing happened to me recently. Accept the passive aggressive note was sent to the realtor :(

    Oct 9, 2008 at 7:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Dina

      Dear Monique,

      It’s spelled “except”.

      Love, The Big Unit 205

      Oct 9, 2008 at 7:51 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Monique

      No, it was a personal mantra. I was trying to accept that it had been sent to the realtor… :)

      Oct 10, 2008 at 7:29 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   The Commish

      Nice save, Monique

      Oct 10, 2008 at 5:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   0falcon8 bang

    dear passive-aggressive apartment neighbor:
    we take much offense at the species slur in your note. we are extremely clean and intelligent animals and do not partake in frat-type activities like drinking beer, as we lack opposable thumbs. furthermore, if you think “oink” is a swear word, then you can go oink yourself, you oinkin’ motheroinker. oink off, you oinkhole.

    the pigs

    Oct 9, 2008 at 7:43 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   bellabeastie

      Regarding the lack of opposable thumbs..
      We can still drink beer-from a trough. I know it isn’t pretty, but if you’re buyin’ — we’re tryin’

      And don’t think of oinkin my sister or I will have to oink you Up. Now who is the Big Hog?

      Oct 9, 2008 at 11:52 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   HS

    Dear PIGS!!!,

    You’re welcome!!

    Unit 205

    Oct 9, 2008 at 7:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Eric B.

    What’s the big deal? It’s not like there was cheese smeared on the doors or anything. The note writer is so ungrateful!

    Oct 9, 2008 at 7:54 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   amy d bang

    Those scumbag friends were my neighbors. Perhaps you would know that if you weren’t cooped up in your unit all the time eating bon-bons and talking to your birds.

    Oct 9, 2008 at 8:01 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   secondsout bang

    What about my friends who aren’t scumbags? Can they be as noisy as they like? Awesome!

    Oct 9, 2008 at 8:04 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   claw71 bang

      S’out, I have trouble believing that you have any friends, scumbags or otherwise.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 9:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   secondsout bang

    So was Sarah living in Apt 205 or just sending in the picture?

    Oct 9, 2008 at 8:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Resident Grammarian esq bang

    Hmm, loud raucous party what do I do.?
    A) Call the police
    B) Call them / Knock on the apartment door
    C) Write a badly constructed PAN using no clip art (even though it was typed), and stick it in different places, using an uneconomical amount of blue tape.

    Oct 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   claw71 bang

    This note is actually a transcript from a recent condominium association meeting. I was there. It was really sweet, the residents of unit 205 presented one of the association members with an award. They did throw a pretty wild party but it was a lot of fun and we all enjoyed the crazy Scumbag family.

    The whole affair was great, we were all having a wonderful time when all of the sudden the doors to the banquet hall crashed open and a dozen hogs came bounding in. It scared the crap out of everybody, especially the speaker. Pigs, indeed.

    Oct 9, 2008 at 8:46 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Woman on the Verge bang

      I don’t know as I have ever seen a hog actually “bound”… this could be quite visually alarming.

      Oct 9, 2008 at 8:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   bellabeastie

      You can usually calm them with cucumber sandwiches and party games and presents.

      Oct 9, 2008 at 11:26 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   wright bang

      Don’t forget the Mongolian BBQ hats! Any pig worthy of their little cloven hooves will let you carve bacon right off them for a cute little hat!

      Oct 10, 2008 at 2:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Woman on the Verge bang

    Dear People Who Were Not Invited to the Unit 205 Party,

    Stop venting your jealous rage by leaving copious amounts of blue tape on the windows. Just because we have rowdy, fun, piggish friends with colorful vocabularies and you don’t is no reason to deface property with garish tape and uninspired notes with boring fonts.

    Love,
    Unit 205, or as our friends call us, 205 Unit

    Oct 9, 2008 at 8:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   wright bang

      I hope they at least used different-colored tape for posting it in the front and back halls, the elevator and the mailroom. That would compensate a LITTLE for the lack of clip-art.

      Oct 11, 2008 at 12:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   strike_a_light

    Sound control to 205
    Sound control to 205
    Send your scumbags home and put your unitard on

    Sound control to 205
    Commencing PAN, search engines on
    Don’t invite those pigs, whatever else you do…

    Oct 9, 2008 at 9:26 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Goldie

      If I cannot party here tonight
      There will still be notes left to write
      What else can I do
      I’m not invited by you
      I will be swearing for the longest time

      Oink, oink, oink, oink, for the longest time
      oink, oink, oink
      for the longest

      Oct 9, 2008 at 9:46 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   Ti O bang

      Great… Thanks a lot Strike_a_light for that little earworm! 10…9….8…7…

      Oct 10, 2008 at 9:50 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   Goldie

      their duct tape is blue and there’s nothing I can do ;)

      Oct 10, 2008 at 3:09 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Quite Contrary bang

    Dear PIGS!

    Did you ever stop to think there might be a reason you weren’t invited?

    Signed, Thank You Unit 205

    Oct 9, 2008 at 9:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Goldie

    I lived in 206 for a year. Did we have any frat boys partying next door that year? Not a chance. Sure enough, as soon as I move out, the fun begins. There is no justice in this world.

    Oct 9, 2008 at 9:30 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Woman on the Verge bang

      Gee, Goldie, maybe they were waiting for you to move out… PA at its best.

      Oct 9, 2008 at 9:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   fantasy bang

    How chicken of you to write all these notes and post them everywhere.

    If you wanted to come to our next party all you have to do is ask you dumb cow!
    Love,
    “The Pigs”

    Oct 10, 2008 at 12:22 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Ashley

    Having grown up in Brockton, MA – if all these people have to complain about it a neighbors friends swearing, I’d say they have it pretty good.

    Oct 10, 2008 at 12:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Troy McClure bang

      I lived in Brockton from 1978 to 1985. It seemed fairly tranquil. I guess that was a while ago now.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 2:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   Ashley

      It was tranquil back then. Before the projects took over the entire city :(

      Oct 13, 2008 at 1:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   Canthz_B bang

    Notice of all the places the sign was posted the laundry room is not one of them.
    “The Pigs of 205″ aren’t expected to frequent that space.

    Oct 10, 2008 at 1:33 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   JuanRojas

    Those pigs were fucking delicious.

    Oct 10, 2008 at 2:39 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Tight E. Whitey bang

      There it is! Only took 8 hours.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 3:32 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   Mishee bang

      I’m particularly confused and possibly a little creeped out. Last week a few preppy white women came to my door looking for a “Juan Rojas” (of course I told them “There’s no Juan here”)

      Now they made no mention of a Unitard, so maybe they were looking for a different Juan Rojas.

      WTF?

      Oct 10, 2008 at 8:52 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   claw71 bang

      Besides posting the scumbags were fucking delicious is much funnier and less offensive to our Jewish and Muslim friends.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 9:33 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.4   amy d bang

      Yeah, using the pigs was sort of cliche and expected anyway.

      How about The profanity was…; Unit 205 was…; That sarcasm was…; That frat house was…

      Oct 10, 2008 at 9:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.5   claw71 bang

      Those Jews were fucking delicious…but, in an ironic twist, they tasted just like pork. The Muslims, on the other hand, were not the least bit palatable but that might have been due to the sulphur residue left behind when the TNT was detonated.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 9:44 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.6   amy d bang

      I taste just like chicken.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 9:47 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.7   claw71 bang

      I taste like stale corn chips but I smell like Cuervo and wet dog. Sexy, no?

      Oct 10, 2008 at 9:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.8   amy d bang

      Anything that smells like tequila is a winner to me. It’s how I tracked Rb down when she got lost in the mall.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 9:55 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.9   Goldie

      Aw, Claw, what’d you do to those Jews and Muslims? They meant something else when they told you “bite us, Claw”!

      Oh well. Too late.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 3:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.10   JuanRojas

      @Mishee: They’re unitard spies.
      @amy d/claw: Scumbags and the rest are not fucking delicious, or even edible. But pigs are a good substitute for cannibals.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 3:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.11   amy d bang

      Juan, we are aware that you cannot really eat the things we listed. It’s what makes it funny.

      *sigh*

      Oct 10, 2008 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.12   Mishee bang

      wow, I think everyone thought what I said about the preppy women was a joke.

      I’m serious – they really did come looking for a Juan Rojas. I thought nothing of it at the time since I live in a predominantly Latino neighborhood.

      Then you showed up here on PAN.

      Now I am a little scared.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 4:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.13   Frankie bang

      Juan, some people are looking for you, and I’m going to assume that isn’t an all to unfamiliar thing to you. But you’re creeping out the Mishee. I don’t know if you are aware, but the Mishee keeps breaking on us for some reason and I’m trying to do everything I can to keep her up and at em. Tell me what you know. Is there a reward for your capture. Are you wanted dead or alive. I might have to kill you. I’ve killed a man before. You want something fucking delicious? A slow painful death by a 5’2″ 120 lb white girl is pretty fucking delicious where I come from homes. Let’s take this outside.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 5:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.14   Mishee bang

      Did you kill a man in Reno just to watch him die?

      Oct 10, 2008 at 5:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.15   Frankie bang

      It was Humboldt, Nevada actually. And no. I shot him because he wouldn’t tell me what time it was. How was I supposed to know he was deaf.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 5:58 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.16   RunBarbara bang

      hey juan- do you now or have you ever lived in san diego? im only asking because i think i had sex with you and you didnt talk to me after that. i left a few CD’s at your place and, even though it’s been about seven years, i’d like them back.
      were you self conscious because you thought your dick was too small? or was it because you came after, like, a minute and a half?

      Oct 10, 2008 at 5:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.17   Canthz_B bang

      *snicker* His itsy-bitsy, teeny weenie, cums too fast, he’s such a queenie! :-P

      Oct 11, 2008 at 3:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.18   JuanRojas

      @RunBarbara: Yes, but if you think you had sex with me, that would be quite an accomplishment, since I’ve never met anyone named Barbara. Especially not while I was a teenager.

      Oct 11, 2008 at 5:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.19   Mishee bang

      Did you ever sleep with Casey in HR? To, you know, climb the ladder??

      Oct 11, 2008 at 8:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   claw71 bang

    This little piggy threw a party
    This little piggy got stoned
    This little piggy got rowdy
    This little piggy played BONE
    and this little piggy screamed Shit, fuck, damn, mother fucker suck my big black stuff, bitches until the wee hours of the morn…

    Oct 10, 2008 at 8:26 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Allclick

    Dear notewriter,

    I appreciate your note! Thank you for asking all other residents to congratulate me on my party. Some even bought me gifts! I was hesitant at first at bringing friends here, especially as I knew they would treat it like a frat house, and all have tourettes syndrome, but i’m glad that you felt “lucky” for this to happen and considered them nice people! I’m “lucky” to have you as a fellow tennant! I was half expecting some loser to attack me in a passive-aggressive and cowardly way.

    Next time we have a party I’ll make sure you are there! Bring a keg!

    Unit 205

    P.s. Just a thought…but you weren’t being sarcastic were you?? Hope not! Lolz

    Peace and Love :-)

    Oct 10, 2008 at 9:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   claw71 bang

    So Unit 205 is one of Frank Zappa’s kids then, right?

    Oct 10, 2008 at 10:02 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Mishee bang

      Yes, and funny thing is that they are best friends with Scumbag Friends (A member of the Phoenix clan born before they joined the “Children Of God” when they were young and angry)…

      Fucking Hollywood names.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 10:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   amazon

      Nothing beats Jason Lee’s kid’s name: Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee

      Oct 10, 2008 at 12:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.3   Mishee bang

      Believe me, I saw here staring at my unpublished comment for about 10 minutes trying to figure out a way to get him into the conversation… but it just didn’t play.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 12:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Garcy

    Those pigs in Unit 205 made me feel totally distrupted.

    Oct 10, 2008 at 10:27 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   Rita

      They made ME feel disgruntled….

      Oct 11, 2008 at 11:48 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   Brian

      I’m a little disappointed. We used to get the lame, forced “fucking delicious” reference and the lame, forced reference to a recent PAN out of the way much sooner. This time it took over a day. More than a day knowing that the uncreative were out there, lurking, waiting to strike.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 7:03 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.3   park rose bang

      Rita’s comment’s pretty funny, imo… but maybe it’s just all pearls before swine… heh-heh-heh. ;)

      Oct 13, 2008 at 8:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Andy

    How stupid is the note writer going to feel when s/he finds out the party goers were all the inhabitants of the building EXCEPT her/him?

    S/he should have seen the life-size pinata of her/him in the middle of the party and all the sour candy that filled it!

    Oct 10, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   wright bang

      Andy, that is a magnificent metaphor (and if it isn’t, so much the better)! From now on, whenever I see someone being bitter and depressed, I’ll always think of a life-size pinata filled with green apple and watermelon sours… Brilliant!

      Oct 10, 2008 at 2:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   Andy

      I’d say thanks, but then it wouldn’t be “so much the better”! So, forget what I just said.

      Oct 10, 2008 at 4:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   maude

    1st rule of sarcasm: stay in character.

    Oct 10, 2008 at 5:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Sabrina

    Whoa. Passive-agressiveness at its finest!

    Oct 12, 2008 at 9:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Ryan

    The author lives in Brockton, MA… what does she expect??

    Oct 15, 2008 at 12:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Miss Morgan

    I can’t believe how well written this note is, considering the author resides in Brockton, MA. Check out Brockton’s definition on UrbanDictionary.com to familiarize yourself with the city. I live here. It’s terrible. Unfortunately, I am too poor to leave. Brockton does that to you.

    Nov 2, 2008 at 3:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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