Let’s not mince words

October 12th, 2008 · 92 comments

Our anonymous submitter reports that a certain less-than-collegial colleague had the gall to dash off this note while the perfume-wearer in question was standing at the photocopier less than five feet away. And, our submitter adds: “She did not attempt at all to disguise her handwriting.”

YOUR PERFUME SMELLS LIKE SHIT! WE CAN'T BREATHE!!!

related: Fight or flight

FILED UNDER: California · CAPS LOCK · exclamation-point happy!!!! · more aggressive than passive · odor · office · oh no you didn't


92 responses so far ↓

  • #1   paige

    i hope this note came with gagging/choking sound effects.

    Oct 12, 2008 at 9:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Troy McClure bang

    Writing a note has this going for it over speaking directly: you can do it while holding your breath.

    Oct 12, 2008 at 9:10 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Claire bang

      That is the reason why the edges are torn and the brief two sentences are not only grammatically corrct, but concise and to the point….the note writer was about to expire….

      Oct 12, 2008 at 9:47 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   smussyolay

      funny, i was just thinking well, i’m glad they knew the difference between breath and breathe!

      Oct 13, 2008 at 4:35 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Sydney

      I dunno, Claire, maybe she was dictating.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 9:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   amy d bang

    I guess she was wearing Eau de Poo Poo.

    Oct 12, 2008 at 9:15 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Sloper bang

      Morning. Interior laboratory in a parfumerie.

      Parfumier: I said add ambergris– whale expectorant.

      Perfume Intern: Ohhh, I thought you said excrement…

      Oct 12, 2008 at 10:08 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   bean

      She stinks like ass but I’ll still miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.

      /always room for a Super Troopers Quote!

      Oct 13, 2008 at 6:02 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Canthz_B bang

    The note writer has multiple personality disorder.

    Oct 12, 2008 at 9:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Claire bang

      How can you tell, CB?

      [Claire checks her own hadnwriting...no...whew! Her other personalities are quiet tonight...]

      Oct 12, 2008 at 9:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Canthz_B bang

      “We”

      Oct 12, 2008 at 9:52 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Claire bang

      Aaahhh! I thought perhaps the note writer had just drawn the short straw…Or was trying to implicate others….

      You are hot tonight, CB! :)

      Oct 12, 2008 at 9:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Claire bang

      Er.., CB, …earlier…I meant to say “handwriting”….My other personality, Ruthie, does so like to insert typos every now and then….she likes to distrup others….

      Oct 12, 2008 at 9:58 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   Canthz_B bang

      That’s a new one, a hidden personality with dyslexia!

      Oct 12, 2008 at 10:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   park rose bang

      I think that is the corrct diagnosis, CB :lol:

      (Claire, just joshing…2.1 :D I actually think Ruthie’s on fire tonight)

      Oct 12, 2008 at 10:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.7   DirtyOldLady bang

      It’s not multiple personality disorder. The note-writer is under the delusion that she is the Queen of England, and is using the Royal “we.” :D

      Oct 13, 2008 at 6:19 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.8   Lurker

      Maybe it really IS the Queen of England.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 2:59 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   C

    Rejected first draft: “I’ll say it: don’t spray it.”

    Oct 12, 2008 at 9:21 pm   rating: 40  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   nimeye

    I guess you should stop rubbing shit on yourself before coming in to work.

    Oct 12, 2008 at 9:24 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Claire bang

    Muuh ha ha ha! This perfume that makes you gag is my revenge for all the times you came by and farted in my cubicle!!! You may gag, but you have made my eyes water with YOUR noxious fumes for the last time!!!

    Oct 12, 2008 at 9:44 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Claire bang

    Does this mean an end to the “Secret Santa” gift exchange? There is always one person who forgets until the last minute and grabs the cheapest bottle of toilet water…..ah! The gift that keeps on giving…and giving…and giving…

    Oct 12, 2008 at 9:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   snee bang

      toilet water does smell like shit. before you flush.

      Oct 12, 2008 at 10:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   bellabeastie

      Just make sure you play “hide the toothbrush” when you flush.

      Oct 12, 2008 at 11:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Ti O bang

      In Soviet Russia..Naaaa nevermind that horse is dead.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 4:08 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   Canthz_B bang

      Perfume smells you?
      Shit smells like perfume?

      Come on T…don’t leave us hanging, Bro! :-)

      Oct 13, 2008 at 4:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   bellabeastie

      In Soviet Russia perfume will hang YOU, bang YOU and make you puke – and leave you feeling like shit.

      And smelly.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 11:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Claire bang

    Here is the response from the note’s receiver:

    “Dear…Highly Sensitive Olefactory Person:

    I wear this perfume in high hopes that eventually you will quit and I want have to:
    1) listen to you whistle the theme song from that penile enhancement drug commercial
    2)that you will pass out and I will not have to listen to you bragging to your friends on company time about your sexual exploits the night before, and
    3) that you will stop leaning over my cubicle, burb loudly in my direction and ask me to play the “Let’s Guess What I Had For Lunch” game….
    Hugs!
    Pepe Le Pew”

    Oct 12, 2008 at 9:54 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   0falcon8 bang

    she should have confronted the author with the retort: “yeah, well, you’re fat and ugly, but at least i can lay off the perfume.”

    Oct 12, 2008 at 10:06 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   morpho aurora bang

    dear coworker,
    that’s not my perfume gagging everyone, it’s the package i left on your desk. just because your name is britney doesn’t mean you can leave your undies in the restroom. maybe you shouldn’t try to hold it so long.
    ♥ ,
    wishing i had noseplugs

    Oct 12, 2008 at 10:20 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Mausism

    That perfume was fucking delicious!

    Oct 12, 2008 at 10:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Frankie bang

      Oh look how clever you are. Where do these people come from? Here’s the unitard. Sorry it smells like K.Y. and urine. Actually. I’m not sorry. I’m not.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 1:29 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   amy d bang

      *sprays perfume down Mausism’s throat*

      You like that dont’cha? You looooove that fucking perfume.

      *pours perfume down Mausism’s throat*

      Is that good, baby? Huh? Tell me that you like it. Tell me that you love me.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 3:25 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Frankie bang

      This turns me on it a way that I will probably be ashamed about for some time.

      Oct 14, 2008 at 6:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   bellabeastie

    Imagine how bad it is on the North side of the office… where they do the big jobs. They should be thankful all they have to deal with is her spray-on stinkage. They could be puking.

    (I will ignore the FD reference. )

    Oct 12, 2008 at 10:42 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   bellabeastie

    He came to her on a gentle autumn evening… he had been away so long she could hardly restrain her desire. He was bearing a gift, a small package, but as we all know good things come that way. They made love until the sun came up and she realized it was time to part. She unwrapped the package and after she had sent him on his way–who knew when she would see him again–she showered and sprayed the contents of the delicate bottle on herself.

    So in love she didn’t realize…

    She SMELLED LIKE SHIT!

    Oct 12, 2008 at 10:55 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   snee bang

    smells like shit

    well, it’s no teen spirit, but it’s got some nice riffs.

    …nevermind.

    Oct 12, 2008 at 10:56 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Amandelicious

      NICE!!!!!

      Oct 13, 2008 at 11:57 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   BurstingAtTheSeams

    So, anonymous submitter, if you’re out there, did it work? Has the culprit taken it down a notch? Or maybe invested in a urine-scented perfume instead?

    The curiousity burns!!!

    Oct 12, 2008 at 11:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Ti O

      So you call it “curiosity” huh? You should have that looked at if it burns.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 9:25 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   maude

    Wow, I guess that’s what HR departments are for. But I understand the sentiment – I sure as sh#t hate inhaling strong perfume.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 12:32 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Mark bang

      What the fuck is “sh#t”?

      Oct 13, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   amy d bang

      It’s a #2, Mark. Or even, It’s a number too, Mark. :P

      Oct 13, 2008 at 11:12 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Halley

    the only thing that would have made it better instead of the very straight forward PAness, would be to alert HR so that they could post clip-art enhanced flyers around the office and inter-office emails alerting the employees that “Many people are unable to handle perfumes in a closed environment. Please no heavy scented colognes!” I think this would go well with the picture of the black squiggly dude snapping his fingers with an exclamation mark over his head.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 1:04 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   b!tchzilla

      Then the only thing missing would be a note referring all perfume issues to Casey in HR…

      Oct 13, 2008 at 3:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   RunBarbara bang

      please leave me out of this.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 3:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   Canthz_B bang

      Me too. I never snap my fingers when I squiggle! ;-)

      Oct 13, 2008 at 3:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   fantasy bang

    Without You

    by Harry Nilsson

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mbaquq3txs

    No, I can’t forget this ever
    The stench that you are leaving
    But I guess that’s just the way the story goes
    I always smile but in my eyes they water so
    Yes, it shows

    No, I can’t work tomorrow
    When I think of all my sorrow
    When I smell you there and wish that you would go
    And now it’s only fair that I should let you know
    What you should know

    I can’t breathe, while breathing in that odor
    I can’t breathe, I can’t smell that shit any more
    I can’t breathe if breathing means worknig with you
    No I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe shit any more

    No, I can’t forget your odor
    Or that it smells like shit not clover
    But I guess that’s just the way the story goes
    I’ll plug my nose, my eyes they water, it shows
    Yes, it shows

    I can’t breathe, if breathing is around you
    I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe anymore
    I can’t work, if that cloud hangs around you
    I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe shit anymore
    No I can’t breathe

    Oct 13, 2008 at 1:20 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   bean

      lurve harry nilsson!

      Oct 13, 2008 at 5:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   secondsout bang

    If you think the perfume is bad, you should see how bad the armpit smell is that she’s caking the perfume on to cover it up.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 1:52 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   agirlie

      It makes me wonder which would be worse….BO or crappy perfume?

      On a personal note-when I got the baby back from the nursery at the hospital at 2am after trying to get some rest, she reeked like perfume. I changed her clothes and got new blankets and she stopped crying. I didn’t send her back since the nurses couldn’t help her anyway and I didn’t want another perfume induced headache…ok end rant.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 2:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Stringyhair

    “Perhaps I do smell like shit, but your husband likes it.”

    Oct 13, 2008 at 1:53 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   secondsout bang

    It’s the smelliest colognes and perfumes that people cake on. Seriously, gross. You smell like the urinal in a French cathouse.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 1:55 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   secondsout bang

    The co-worker, being part dog, had just rolled in whatever was in the alley behind the office building.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 1:56 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Mean Girl

    This is when you get to work early and SOAK the fabric of this cunt’s desk chair in your “shitty” perfume. The ultimate revenge.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 2:06 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Donna Martin Graduates!

      Gee, I hope that revenge rampage is working out for you, Mean Girl.

      oh wait — you’re mean!

      Oct 13, 2008 at 3:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   Neil

    I’m thinking the extinction of the human species would be a welcome gift to the universe….

    Oct 13, 2008 at 3:10 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Donna Martin Graduates!

      Except me, of course. I am God’s Gift to the Universe, dontcha know?

      Oct 13, 2008 at 3:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   bellabeastie

      So- does that include you, Neil?

      I mean, are you human? Do you want to be extinct as well? from the universe? just as you wish for the rest of us?

      Sad, so sad for you. There’s way too much fun to be had here, my alien friend. ;-)

      Oct 13, 2008 at 11:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   bean

    still smells better than your sixth grade maturity.

    drink em bot togedder

    Oct 13, 2008 at 5:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   tinkerbell2

    I suspect a reconstruction, unless the submitter had the cojones to stand over the desk and take a photo of the note before the stinker came back from the photocopier..

    Oct 13, 2008 at 7:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   claw71 bang

    Say, that’s an interesting scent you’re wearing…that wouldn’t be that Oh da toilet perfume I’ve been hearing about would it?

    Oct 13, 2008 at 8:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Numinous bang

      I’m only wearing it because Mishee said it turned you on.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 2:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   claw71 bang

      With me it’s what you’re not wearing that turns me on.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 3:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   Numinous bang

      Oh, so you’re not interested in my wearing the leather cuffs?

      Oct 13, 2008 at 3:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Dare

    The Pug technique of going to school… stink out your fellow students until you sit on the far right of the bell-curve.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 9:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Ti O

    She was misted by the fecal spray when she flushed the USS Turdania down. That’s what your smelling.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 9:42 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Flaboy2425

    Promoting the perfume wearer to a managemnet position would increase productivity. Everyone could smell her coming before she got to them and work on a spreadsheet instead of trying to save the universe from space aliens.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 9:44 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   claw71 bang

    Outkast said it all with Roses
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lk1awSIang

    Costco line! Costco line!
    Everybody thinks the prices are mighty fine
    But discount stuff isn’t worth it half the time
    And the other half either doesn’t work or it comes up short
    Yeah, now get this…even though
    You bought it in a big jug you had to divide
    By the time you break it down you have to realize
    That real perfume doesn’t come in jars, girl, oh yeah!

    I know you like to think that shit don’t stank
    But I can’t get any closer cause bitch you smell like Poo-poo
    Yeah, girl I said you really smell like Poo-poo-poo

    Costco Line! It’s not something to which you should switch
    I hope she’s walking over to the tub
    And trying to hurry up to get to work or something
    Then she trips up on the rug when she looks in the mirror
    And splash, splash, splash…and gets rinsed (just sayin’)
    Why did you buy the gallon jug you had to divide
    Everytime you break it down you don’t realize
    That good perfume doesn’t come in jars, girl, oh yeah!

    I know you like to think that shit don’t stank
    But I can’t get any closer cause bitch you smell like Poo-poo
    Yeah, girl I said you really smell like Poo-poo-poo

    Oct 13, 2008 at 9:58 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Andy

    Smells like Big Foot’s dick!

    Oct 13, 2008 at 10:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Andy

    Brian Fantana: I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

    Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard’s Delight.

    Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

    Ron Burgundy: It’s quite pungent.

    Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.

    Ron Burgundy: It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

    Brian Fantana: Yep.

    Ron Burgundy: Brian, I’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

    Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

    Ron Burgundy: That doesn’t make sense.

    Brian Fantana: Well… Let’s go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
    [snarls]

    Oct 13, 2008 at 10:40 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   Ti O bang

      I stabbed a man with a trident.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   Mishee bang

      Timo – was that in Reno, or do people only get shot there?

      Oct 13, 2008 at 4:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Goldie

    I heard this happens a lot after getting a Dirty Sanchez, everyone’s perfume suddenly smells like shit to you. With that said, the note writer should probably keep her pervy indiscretions to herself!

    Oct 13, 2008 at 11:00 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Juliet

    Team notewriter. All the way.

    The problem that some people seem to have is with the application of perfume/cologne. Many wearers don’t seem to understand that a little dab will do ya.

    I should only smell your perfume if I am within hugging distance of you. Once you apply your perfume, after awhile you can no longer smell it. This is okay, and does not call for repeated applications of it until you can smell it again.

    When I was in university I saw this poem written on a desk in one of my classes. I have never forgotten it, 11 years later, because I more than understood the anonymous author’s pain:

    LAMENT

    Fuck
    Someone in this room
    is wearing
    enough perfume
    to drown us all

    Oct 13, 2008 at 1:20 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   Liz

      Team notewriter x2. Some of us have significant allergies to artificial scents. I hope Stinky McStinkerson took this note seriously.

      Oct 13, 2008 at 2:19 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.2   Canthz_B bang

      And most of us don’t have allergies and enjoy artificial scents. Suffer. :evil:

      Oct 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Frankie bang

    I love it when people randomly use lower case and caps. It makes you wonder what kind of attention span they have. Gotta love a pissy spaz.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 1:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Canthz_B bang

    But, I’m not wearing any perfu—Damned colostomy bag came loose again!!

    Oct 13, 2008 at 1:54 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Hoolrah

    It’s much happier to imagine Nicole Kidman prancing around in Chanel couture reeking of feces while Rodrigo Santoro devises a way to push her off the building without making contact.

    (If you have no idea what I’m talking about, peep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTO4FHf8MBs)

    Oct 13, 2008 at 2:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Chloe

    I had a coworker with a sensitive nose who basically forbade me to eat certain foods in the office. It all began when I ordered a salad that contained feta cheese and had the audacity to unwrap and consume it downwind of him. I guess he was more of a turkey-on-rye type of guy.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 2:42 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   bellabeastie

      God forbid you were eating a reuben.

      Sauercraut rules! Just the fart possibilities are enormous for olfactory intimidation due to anal expulsion. Forget the nasty perfumery, nothing tops that.

      Oct 14, 2008 at 12:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   Jackie

    HAHA! LMAO!! This is so funny because when I was 7 months pregnant (and a little unstable) I had a massive freak-out at work because someone was spraying their perfume on themselves at their desk (open plan seating). I am really sensitive to perfumes and lilies, so I went to my boss and asked her if she could ask people not to spray at their desk…bathroom, outside, whatever, just not at their desk. I was informed that it was public space and they could as they thought they smelled nice. So I very loudly declared that “I might like the smell of shit, but I don’t roll around in it before work!!!” I was given a warning. LOL

    Oct 13, 2008 at 2:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Lurker

    Yet another case of valid sentiment/poor execution.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 3:04 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Devonte Smith

    Ooooh I bet they were earing Elizabeth Taylor “Diamonds”…smells like shit on a stick!!!

    Hey check out this art piece from my boy Jansen Wordsworth…

    We are working hard to bring his art to tee shirts…fitted hats…and skate decks in 2009

    Let us know if you like…

    http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/10/13/sundays-at-the-gallery-with-jw-bulls-eye/

    Oct 13, 2008 at 3:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   claw71 bang

      If you think that perfume smells bad you should’ve gotten a whiff of Liz when her colostomy bag was leaking…

      Oct 13, 2008 at 3:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #43.2   fantasy bang

      Claw Dear,
      Is everything O.K. today? Never have I seen you make a slip up, see comment #38.

      I do say though that in this case great minds think alike! The both of you always seem to have that sharp,cutting edge wit we so dearly love. ♥

      *do unto others…..you know it would have been pointed out to me.
      Oh Yeah, W.P. hasn’t been around. So nevermind.*

      Oct 13, 2008 at 3:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   fantasy bang

    This is just plain NASTY!

    Perfume should make people get just a hint of something yet to discover.

    Never should it make people discreetly check to see if they stepped in doggie leavings on the way into the building.

    Oct 13, 2008 at 3:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Canthz_B bang

    And I will never breathe again.
    Breathe again.
    And I can’t stop thinking about,
    How your perfume smells like poo.
    And I can’t stop thinking about,
    How I’d like to kill you too…

    Oct 13, 2008 at 4:03 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Nelley

    OK, this actually happend in the HR office! It is not a reconstruction, the stinky offender ran out of the office crying and a co-worker went over and snapped the pic with her phone…true story

    Oct 13, 2008 at 6:44 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Steph

    I understand notewriters pain. Several times I’ve had people near me wearing so much perfume that it was actually making me feel ill. Vanilla seems to be one of the worst for it.

    I like perfume, but fear being That Fucking Perfume Chick so badly I don’t even own any, haha!

    Oct 15, 2008 at 5:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   kebabette

    What the heck perfume is it? Must know!

    Oct 15, 2008 at 7:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    Jan 22, 2009 at 1:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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