Comments on: Desperate times

By: Christine

Christine — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:42:01 +0000

I don’t know, as someone who lives in the city, I am inclined to say that you can really have a social life even if you only use a bike to get around. (If I didn’t have to carry large bags at times, that’s all I’d need to get around, even with my car).

however, anyone who says they can’t afford a bike pump needs to get off their ass and get a job, says I. Things get stolen, that sucks. But your life is not destroyed, hahaa

By: MentalFloss

MentalFloss — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:43:21 +0000

We just moved, and I have no idea where my bike pump is. So, when I wanted to use my bike, I just took it to a thing called a “Gas Station”, where they have a super-dee-duper hose outside that magically fills your bike tires with social-life-giving air.

Whee!

…I really have my doubts that this person was using the pump for their bike tires. Unless the nearest gas station is miles upon miles away, you would hope to god SOMEONE would be kind enough to drop that little info-bomb on him.

And sorry, but you really can’t have that much of a social life if all you use to get around is a bike.

By: TrailofTears

TrailofTears — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 01:19:54 +0000

FOR SALE: LIGHTLY USED BICYCLE PUMP

Save some money in these tough times! Don’t let the bad economy get in the way of your social life! Just fill up your bike tires and get out of the house. Price negotiable.

By: lean cuisine

lean cuisine — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:45:31 +0000

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By: Donna Martin Graduates!

Donna Martin Graduates! — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:49:16 +0000

It looks like female handwriting to me.

That and the desperate smiley face …

By: Kristin

Kristin — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:21:58 +0000

If you didn’t leave your pump out for someone to take…you’d be all good.

By: mrs. pommelhorst

mrs. pommelhorst — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:30:51 +0000

Did someone say “lesbians” in my area??

I love lesbians in my area.

I do not love being celibate.

By: Jahzzie

Jahzzie — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:41:16 +0000

*sigh* ok, I’ll wear it, but only if you wear it first, I need it to have a familiar smell on it or else I get claustrophobic. Like I did when I was the under your bed stalker. It took weeks before the screaming stopped!!!!

By: Jahzzie

Jahzzie — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:36:52 +0000

You know, like Octopus….
Oh, Tenticles! you mean “tenticles”
‘nt’, it’s every important.

By: kansas girl

kansas girl — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:32:34 +0000

If you already have a social life, and you get a blowup doll… I think ur doin it rong.

By: Krystal Pistol

Krystal Pistol — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:40:04 +0000

Dammit! No one said there was gonna be math.

By: 0falcon8

0falcon8 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:02:23 +0000

he iz always putting heez…how you say…testicles all over me!

By: Xanthina

Xanthina — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:58:22 +0000

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

By: RunBarbara

RunBarbara — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:56:04 +0000

jahzzie, while there are no formal rules about who can issue a unitard punishment, i would like to point out that you really havent been a regular here for long enough to try your hand at it.
*hands jahzzie a unitard*
its for your own good.