When mavericks attack

October 15th, 2008 · 132 comments

Joe Six-Pack in San Francisco never actually got this note, because our own passive-aggressive pit bull secondsout swiped it from under his windshield wiper. Again, my understanding is that he recused himself,  but I don’t want to talk about that: I’d like to talk about energy.

If you don't know how to operate your gas-guzzling piece of shit SUV without parking up someone else's ass, they you need to get a different car. Signed, Sarah Palin

And also, too, under the umbrella of job creation, therefore:

PALIN HATE POLAR BEAR

related: Herbie goes to Washington

FILED UNDER: parking · politics · San Francisco


132 responses so far ↓

  • #1   EyeHeartA2

    She loves Polar Bears. They taste like chicken.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:03 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Blaze

      Or moose.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   RicaB

      More like endangered wolf.

      (btw, I saw this note in the Haight and it made me giggle. glad to see it here on one of my fave sites!)

      Oct 16, 2008 at 7:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   amy d bang

    If you don’t know how to wield a pen so as to write legibly, you should buy a computer and printer.

    Signed,

    Everyone Else

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:05 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Katie

    That polar bear was fucking delicious.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:06 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   amy d bang

      *a polar bear ambles in and eats Katie*

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:11 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   RunBarbara bang

      polar bear poops katie out and leaves her a crumpled, fish-smelling unitard.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   secondsout bang

      Does the unitard smell like fish because the polar bear had it, or because Mishee was wearing it? Either way, Katie, you suck.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   Polar Bear

      Katie was fucking delicious.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:34 pm   rating: 62  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   amy d bang

      *amy ambles in, rips the skin off the polar bear and puts it on. Walks through polar bear guts in stilletos and a fur coat*

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:43 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.6   Frankie bang

      Oh my Amy. I do love your new coat!

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.7   Woman on the Verge

      amy removes the fur coat, quickly alters it, and then struts away in a fur unitard.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 7:40 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Juliet

    The thing about Sarah Palin is that she doesn’t hang around long enough to answer reporters’ questions, let alone long enough to write a note. She probably has a gas guzzling SUV herself.

    But that she hates polar bears: pure speculation.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Agatha Christie

      I actually heard she prefers to shoot game from a gas guzzling helicopter, not a gas guzzling SUV.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 11:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   RunBarbara bang

    where better to park a huge, unlubricated, guzzling SUV up someone’s ass than San Francisco? the odds of it fitting are so much greater than in any other city.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm   rating: 42  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Holiday Djinn

      you lost me at unlubricated.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:36 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   RunBarbara bang

      its my way of weeding out the weak.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 5:02 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   JoeInLA

      Bring it, baby.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 8:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Frankie bang

    Isn’t “signed” supposed to be something you say out loud to convey the fact that it was indeed signed by so and so. It’s like reading a script out loud and including the shiz in the parentheses… Only backwards. I’m confused and in need of a hug and some hot chocolate now.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:15 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Goldie

    Oooohhh, so that is what Sarah Palin has got up her ass – a gas-guzzling SUV! Thanks. I always wondered.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:17 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   claw71 bang

      When Sarah Palin says Drill, baby, drill I imagine putting something up her ass but it’s not an SUV.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:22 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Goldie

      Sure, it’s bigger… right?

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   claw71 bang

      It depends on whether or not we’re in Alaska. It’s cold up there.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:47 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   Holiday Djinn

      Shrinkage, man’s worst enemy!

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   chick

      “I was in the pool!!!”

      Oct 16, 2008 at 11:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   claw71 bang

    OK I know for a fact that the note in question was not left by Sarah Palin. For one thing, conservatives like Sarah burst into self-righteous flames if they come within 25 miles of San Francisco and, of course, for Sarah Palin there is no other car besides a piece of shit gas-guzzling SUV.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   secondsout bang

      Well, you might also include a “snow machine,” which is what they call snowmobiles in Alaska. Or a helicopter, which is the preferred form of transportation for hunting wolves.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   claw71 bang

      Speaking of what the call things in Alaska, do you know what they call a marginally good-looking daughter?

      Mistress.

      I’m not sure what Bristol’s baby is going to call Sarah…probably what everybody else in the family calls her: your royal highness.

      Oh jeez, you didn’t think I was gonna go there didya?

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   RunBarbara bang

      i knew you would, you always go for the marginally good looking daughter…although in this case, i would have thought you’d be jumping all over the downey one. special ed kids always have raging libidos and really know how to keep secrets, especially if you tell them you’ll kill mommy and daddy if they tell. works every time.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   JesFoolin

      The Alaskan definition of a virgin:

      An ugly third grader.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 6:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   The Commish

      I knew it wasn’t the real Sarah Palin because the note was a complete sentence and everything was spelled correctly.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 7:39 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   Sloper bang

      All right now, I live in Alaska, so I feel the need to clear up a few misconceptions. The daughter and ugly-third-grader jokes are technically Alabama jokes (although I can see how you could get mixed up, their abbreviations are so close), and not everybody drives an SUV. There are the bikers, and I think I saw a guy on a bicycle in summer (We call it “two weeks in July”).

      But I absolutely agree that this note can not be from Sarah. As any member of the state legislature will tell you, she signs her last name with a heart over the i. Interestingly, this fueled her interest in the vice presidency, as there is a paucity of is in governor.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 7:42 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.7   kansas girl

      So you’re saying there’s only one bicycle in Alaska? Sounds about right.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 7:54 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.8   Sloper bang

      Yeah, it’s kind of like that ipod you guys have in KS.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 8:05 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.9   slythwolf

      Now Sloper, you know you guys have two months of daylight in the summer. Don’t lie about it.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 8:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.10   Sloper bang

      Yeah, but the sun just glances off because of the angle. It’s science. Anyway, they told us there was a sun up there on top of the clouds but we’re a suspicious people. It’s nature.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 9:18 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.11   secondsout bang

      OK, RB, make fun of Palin’s retarded child. But that’s the difference between Palin’s mouth and her vagina. Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 1:30 am   rating: 33  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Bunnee

    My husband says things like this all the time. Can he be vice-president now? He’s quite the maverick, so he would fit right in. Wait, I forgot. Since we can see a school from our front yard, he’s decided to be an elementary school principal, with no college degree or teaching experience. Okey-dokey?

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Goldie

      This reminds me. I can see a cemetery from my back yard. Any ideas what it would qualify me for? I’m considering a career change.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   claw71 bang

      McCain’s campaign advisor?

      Chairman of the Federal Reserve?

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:57 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   se

      Well, the people who occupy that cemetery are in a foreign place, so maybe that qualifies you to be vice-president.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:19 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   MsUnreliable

      You betcha!

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   GhostWriter bang

      I can see a drive-in movie screen from my backyard, so I’m running for vice-president of Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft & Wizardry.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 5:21 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.6   JesFoolin

      A cemetery near your back yard?

      Professional necrophiliac? Just think of the advertisement possibilities. Birma Shave anyone?

      Oct 15, 2008 at 6:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Deborah

    Bunnee you made my day.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   aaa

      *sigh* I’ll ‘tard you up for failing to gigglebrax once the polar bear’s done with it.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   amy d bang

      *sings* I wanna ‘tard you up. All night.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Lorr

    Hating polar bears makes baby Al Gore cry.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:24 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Mishee bang

    And people say San Francisco is just a bunch of gays and hippies.

    Well.. yeah… but they are angry gays and hippies!

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:33 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   claw71 bang

      You’d be angry too if you had to spend every morning tucking your prolapsed rectum back in.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:49 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   se

      by gosh, there you go again

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   JoeInLA

      Actually I usually ask the guy who’s been fisting me to tuck it back in for me (seeing as how he’s already down there). Saves me the trouble of getting my hands all greasy.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 8:26 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   aaa

    I can’t tell if the first note-writer is more angry about secondsout’s failure to drive a hybrid or his alleged poor parking skills.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 3:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   secondsout bang

      Not my car. I don’t drive an SUV. For one thing, SUV usually = asshole. For another, I wouldn’t want to try parking a car that big on the street in SF. I was just walking through the Haight and spotted that note under the windshield wiper of an SUV. I didn’t have a camera with me, and wasn’t going to pass up this goldmine for this website, so I just swiped the note.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:03 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Frankie bang

      If a PA note is never read by its intended audience is it still PA?

      Yes. Yes it is. Bad energy is bad energy is bad energy. Speaking of Palin.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   claw71 bang

      But S’out is a lousy parker. You can always spot his car: abeat up 1980 Honda Accord with delaminated paint and a pair of boxing gloves hanging from the review mirror. Its the one that takes up half the sidwalk in front of the YMCA.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   RunBarbara bang

      i dont think souts bad at parking. he always manages to steer his boat into my parking garage.
      i mean, it is a large spot and its pretty hard to not get at least your front wheels in it, but still…

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   secondsout bang

      RB, it’s also easy to park there, as so many people have parked there that there’s a worn-down groove in the entryway.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 5:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.6   Jahzzie

      It’s hard to be able to tell anything with all of the Smug over SF and northern CA in general.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 6:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.7   aaa

      Ah, I see. I just can’t read, is all.

      But I bet you secretly love SUVs, secondsout. Just like all vegetarians secretly love sneaking bacon when they think nobody’s looking.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 7:42 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Dare

    There’s gotta be a joke here about Sarah Palin, SUVs, Children named after building materials, and Down Syndrome. *MUST CONTAIN SELF!!!*

    Oct 15, 2008 at 4:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   claw71 bang

      The joke will be on us in about 8 months when she gets sworn in as President.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:29 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   Mishee bang

      Bite your tongue claw.

      Does the VP get to be President if the President-Elect has a heart attack after hearing the news that he won?

      Cause if so, I will worry even more…

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   claw71 bang

      Mishee:

      The answer to that question is yes.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   Goldie

      Oh great now I’m scared shitless. Thank you guys.
      “Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue”, new horror flick coming in about a month to a theater near you!

      Oct 15, 2008 at 5:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.5   John McCain

      Listen , my friends, Sarah Palin is qualified to run this country and I can’t wait to introduce her to Washington, but I’ve had a health screening and I…I can ashhhunnh…. *falls to floor clutching strange lump on jowl*

      Oct 15, 2008 at 5:10 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.6   Canthz_B bang

      I think she names her kids based upon where she thinks she got pregnant. TRACK practice, TRIGonometry study hall, BRISTOL Bay, in the WILLOWS and PIPER for the first time she gave a blow job!

      Oct 15, 2008 at 8:12 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.7   Goldie

      You can get pregnant from giving a BJ????

      Oct 15, 2008 at 11:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.8   aaa

      Whoah, pregnancies from blowjobs? I though you only needed to hold hands to get pregnant!

      Oct 15, 2008 at 11:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.9   Canthz_B bang

      Haven’t you ever seen claw’s python?

      I suppose I could have said “…and Piper was named for the first time Sarah Palin gave a blow job.”, but I figured you’d get it. ;-)

      Oct 16, 2008 at 12:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.10   Arne

      heck.. you can even get preggers from anal. Where do you think all the lawyers come from?

      Oct 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   MsUnreliable

    Palin strikes me as the SUV-lovin’ type. How else would she carry all her hunting gear and trophy polar bears around?

    Oct 15, 2008 at 4:26 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Holiday Djinn

      Not to mention kids. Well, and her kids illegitimate kids too.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 4:42 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   aaa

      Well, there are those gigantass vanity trucks that have a huge front seat, a huge back seat, and a huge space behind the back seat and need a step for people to get into. More than enough space for hunting gear, dead endangered trophy kills, and the kid’s illegitimate kids.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 7:44 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   GhostWriter bang

    If you simply read the note literally, it becomes a quite elegant line of PASCAL programming code.

    The fate of the free world may depend of the definition of var: SUV.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 5:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   GhostWriter bang

    Our semi-literate victim, blood flowing from each ear stump, tried to in vain to identify his zombie mutilator. “Alin – ATE – Oar- EARS!” he scrawled in chalk onto the sidewalk.

    But Alin the Zombie had his own piece of blue chalk. Soon our victim’s message had been altered, and no one was the wiser. More ears would be eaten tonight.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 5:33 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   GhostWriter bang

    It actually seems like more of a McCain note, doesn’t it?

    Oct 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   0falcon8 bang

    i think we need to call in the Law & Order:SUV unit to investigate…

    Oct 15, 2008 at 5:46 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   JoelWhy

      LMAO!

      Oct 15, 2008 at 6:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   JoelWhy

    Wow, whoever that Sarah Palin chick is, she sounds like a real bitch!

    Oct 15, 2008 at 6:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Canthz_B bang

    God hates abortion activists, Gay marriage supporters, SUVs in asses and terrorist polar bears, you betch’ya!! *wink*

    Signed
    Sarah Palin

    Oct 15, 2008 at 8:03 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   KoT

    In typical liberal fashion … afraid to leave their real name for fear of confrontation! What a trans-gendered San Francisco pussy!

    Oct 15, 2008 at 8:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   aaa

      I certainly hope you’re being facetious. If not, then why not leave your real name? Or are you afraid of confrontation?

      Oct 15, 2008 at 8:18 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   se

      KoT are his initials.. name is King of Tools

      Oct 16, 2008 at 9:41 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   Holiday Djinn

      I thought it stood for Kenny on top. You know, as in where he likes his manpanion.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 1:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.4   KoT

      KoT IS MY REAL NAME! I’m the product of SF liberals who moved to Texas and found conservatism. I love the South Park & 1990s Tool Time reference, too! Reinforces the fact that liberals always look to the past and still watch children’s cartoons … thus their sophomoric outlook on reality.

      I love confrontation, bring it on … fairies!

      Oct 16, 2008 at 6:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.5   Wade bang

      LOL KoT

      I just checked. The Kingdom of Trolls BBS is back online. I’m sure PedophileFromtheMingDynasty is breathlessly waiting for your input on Spidey 3.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 7:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.6   The Truth Fairy bang

      Okay, so liberals look to the past? And, what, conservatives look to the future? Why are they called conservatives, then?

      And are you sure that South Park is a kids’ show? I never let my kids watch it, but maybe I should. Can I blame you if they don’t like it?

      Oct 16, 2008 at 7:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   marlo

    Okay, maybe it’s just me (I think maybe it is, since there are so many comments above this one!), but I LOVE THE FIRST NOTE-WRITER. The tacked-on silly “Signed, Sarah Palin” just makes it better.

    Oct 15, 2008 at 10:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Toopillow

    Didn’t she name her kids after guns? I read that somewhere. That alone would scare me.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 1:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Woman on the Verge

    At the risk of having to wear the unitard, I feel I must ask claw:
    Was fucking the Polar Bear delicious?

    Oct 16, 2008 at 8:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Becky

    The “signed, Sarah Palin” part made me laugh out loud. But I agree with other commenters that SP certainly owns at least one SUV.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 9:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Frankie bang

      AAARRGH!

      Oct 16, 2008 at 10:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   Mishee bang

      I think this might be an appropriate time to turn the topic of conversation to Yours Truly while we wait for a new note.

      Sarah Palin makes me physically ill and I am sick of talking about her catty, lipstick wearing, moose eating, white trash Alaskan ass.

      There’s a reason the bitch was only able to become Governor of Alaska. We didn’t want to give her an important state!!!

      Oct 16, 2008 at 10:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   claw71 bang

      Sarah Palin’s ass wears lipstick? And I thought that was only something they did in Russion prisons…I guess she saw it from her window.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 10:36 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.4   KoT

      Alaska isn’t an important state? Where the fuck do you think some of your gas comes from? Where do you think those gold ghetto grills come from? Where do you think the toilet paper to wipe you liberal ass & tears come from?

      What state is important? California? Massachusetts, New York, Connecticut, and the other liberal states that have caused the utter destruction of our once great nation? Give me a break you bleeding tampon liberal! You’re just resentful a Republican woman broke the glass ceiling while shards land on Hillary!

      Oct 16, 2008 at 6:54 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.5   Quite Contrary

      You mean those states that try to champion individual rights? You mean the financial center of the world? You mean Silicon Valley (which, by the way, if it didn’t exist we wouldn’t have passiveaggressivenotes.com)?

      Get real. We’re not stupid. We know we need oil. But to have oil mandate our domestic AND our foreign policy is…what’s the word? Shortsighted? We also need alternatives. And the current administration is not going to provide those for us.

      I’d rather have someone from any one of those states run my country than someone from Texas. The last person from Texas who ran this country ran it into the effin ground. Not exactly something of which I would be proud.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 7:12 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.6   Jones

      Bitterman, party of one, your table is ready…..

      Oct 16, 2008 at 7:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.7   secondsout bang

      Dude, calm down! It’s clear that you have a severe lack of a sense of humor, and this is a humor site; perhaps this isn’t the website for you. It’s America, there are plenty of options. I’m sure there’s some O’Reilly Factor on TV that you could be watching, or a book burning that you could be attending.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 7:14 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.8   KoT

      My sense of humor vanished along with the trillions lost on Wall Street (your “center of the universe”) as a result of the Community Reinvestment Act … Barney Frank’s inability to distinguish between right or wrong while sucking the cock of a Fannie Mae executive, Barack Obama and ACORNs ties to bullying banks to lower credit scores of dead beat ghetto rats to purchase homes in MY once nice neighborhood, Dodd’s coffers being filled with lobbying money from FM/FM, Obama’s housing advisor being the beneficiary of almost $100 million dollars from a quasi-corporation on the verge of bankruptcy, and a congress that has an approval rating of 11% with the gall to tie the financial mess we’re in to Bush?

      What individual rights do you NOT have (and what states have fought for that)? Missouri? Well, they can’t say anything negative about the Messiah or they’ll get arrested. California? They can’t call someone a “faggot” without it being a hate crime. Massachusetts? They defy the will of the people and allow gays to marry. Explain to me again, what “individual rights” these states are fighting for. Oh well, I take that back … Obama will lead us into socialism then communism where individuals no longer matter.

      Fuck you, liberals! You’ll get your worthless piece of dogshit for President (illegally, I might add with all that voter fraud, and all). That’s funny! Get your dailykos “talking points” straight before you start casting stones.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 5:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.9   Canthz_B bang

      News flash, KoT, Alaskan oil does not belong to the US. It belongs to the oil company that drills for it and they sell it on the world market, just like oil from anywhere else is sold on the world market.
      Just because the crude is produced domestically does not guarantee that it will sell domestically.
      See “commodities market”.

      Oct 18, 2008 at 3:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   GhostWriter bang

    I think I know what ‘sout did…

    First, she got Palin’s autograph on the note paper after a stump speech, then filled in the rest of the note later. It’s the same way they got her to sign the original “Bridge to Nowhere” legislation.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 10:17 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   claw71 bang

      Yeah, that S’out is one tricky lady. You can’t trust her for a minute.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 10:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.2   amy d bang

      I agree, Claw. Once she needed a ride to the bus station and I kindly drove her there. When we got there, S’out tried to go down on me! Everyone around here knows I’m not a lesbian!

      Oct 16, 2008 at 10:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.3   claw71 bang

      Of course you’re not a lesbian, amy_d. Everybody knows that homosexual acts don’t count when they take place in hot tubs, behind a fern or underneath a ficus. Also excluded: airport restrooms, but that might be a guy thing.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 10:40 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.4   secondsout bang

      *adjusts nutsack*

      Umm, GW, I’m a dude.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 11:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.5   GhostWriter bang

      Nutsack? I thought that was your purse.

      This thread was not making any sense until I realized it was really a BIG JOKE ON ME. I blame claw.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 11:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.6   claw71 bang

      And that’s why people get confused, GW. Most guys don’t carry their nutsacks like a clutch and more importantly, we keep our balls in them…not lipstick and eyeliner. I don’t care if you are from San Francisco, S’out, that’s just not how it’s done.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 1:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.7   anglophile bang

      *in stunned Mishee-voice*

      secondsout is a guy????

      Oct 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.8   secondsout bang

      And as long as we’re outing people, rumor has it that Canthz_B is black. And RB’s mom is a crackwhore.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 3:20 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.9   Canthz_B bang

      Adjustable nutsack?
      Can you transform into a Ballchinian, S’out? :mrgreen:

      Oct 16, 2008 at 3:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.10   Mishee bang

      That’s not a rumor sout – RB’s mom owns the rights to

      http://www.iamacrackwhore.com

      Everyone knows now!

      Oct 16, 2008 at 4:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   Mishee bang

    Wait, I don’t get it… don’t San Franciscans like it when someone parks up their ass?

    Oct 16, 2008 at 10:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   RunBarbara bang

      that depends…is your mom a san franciscan? because she still loves it.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 10:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   Mishee bang

      Actually my mother was raised in Oakland. So don’t fuck with her.

      She went to school with some of the original members of the Black Panther Party.

      Run with this information as you will.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 10:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   Frankie bang

      My mom’s from Brooklyn Mish. If our mom’s were gang rappers they’d spin mean beats on eachother’s asses. I’m glad we’re friends.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 11:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.4   GhostWriter bang

      I believe that makes her a bona fide Cougar…

      Oct 16, 2008 at 11:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Sarah Palin

    We need to learn more about Mishee. I just read on PassiveAggressiveNotes.com that Mishee’s mother associated with terrorists.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 11:45 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Mishee bang

      My mother associates with whomever pays highest and has the best blow.

      And even higher pay isn’t all that important. Its all about the dope.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   claw71 bang

      I associate with whoever blows the best which, in an ironic twist, happens to be Mishee’s mom.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 1:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.3   secondsout bang

      RB’s mom gives the best blow. Oh, you meant cocaine…

      Oct 16, 2008 at 1:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.4   Quite Contrary

      I call bullshit. If it was the real Sarah Palin, she would have said that Mishee’s mom is pallin’ around with terrorists.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 7:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Andy

    It says right here in my gas-guzzling piece of shit SUV operators manual:

    “Park with reckless abandon up someone else’s ass”

    See! I do too know how to operate it!

    Oct 16, 2008 at 2:54 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Stringyhair

    I really thought Palin’s handwriting would be all pretty and girly… sucks to be so disappointed.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 2:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Sarah "I love Polar Bears" Palin

    I resent your agressive, not – so – passive comments. I love polar bears. They are yummy with just a hint of barbecue and the skins look just ducky on the floor of the master bedroom. I just shoot one and load him into my SUV, which is always parked ‘just- so’, you betcha, and take the big lug home and cook ‘em up.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 5:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   J

    Obama hates abortion survivors…

    Oct 17, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   claw71 bang

      Well, since most of them grow up to be Republicans I can’t say I blame the man.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 4:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   Mark bang

      McCain hates everybody else…

      Oct 17, 2008 at 4:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.3   Canthz_B bang

      Obama only hates the ones who believe in witchcraft, pal around with folks who think that Alaska should secede from the Union and still have the audacity to say that he doesn’t see America like a loyal American does.

      People who will say or do anything to attain high office, do not merit high office.

      Oct 18, 2008 at 2:55 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Mister Pain

    Tell you what’s worse n’ witchcraft… Assembly of God! That Sarah Palin’s got a big-ass S.U.V with all that room in the back for a reason. It’s so that when she’s vice president she can back it up to the Russia/Alaska border, open up the back door and UNLEASH THE APOCALYPSE!

    Oct 22, 2008 at 5:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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