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October 16th, 2008 · 95 comments

Our submitter, B., was shopping at a shoe store in San Francisco when she realized she really needed to use the facilities. Although there was no public restroom in sight, she did spy the familiar infographic just beyond a doorway marked “employees only.” When she ducked inside, B. was greeted by this sublimely creepy warning from management[!].

If you are in the bathroom longer than 15 minutes, It will be considered your break. Don't make us get a timer! Thank You, Management!

Meanwhile, Chelsea’s boss at the La Quinta in Perrysburg, Ohio managed to dial up the creepy just a smidge more.

Apparently disatisfied with the staff’s response to her frequent written notes, the hotel manager brought in this doll — which chelsea says “looked exactly like her” — to do the job instead. (Er, so to speak.)

I'm watching YOU

related: So many questions

FILED UNDER: big brother-ish · crazy boss · now that's management · Ohio · retail hell · San Francisco


95 responses so far ↓

  • #1   JoelWhy

    I’m not one to usually defend management, but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUR EMPLOYEES DOING IN THE BATHROOM THAT TAKES LONGER THAN 15 MINUTES?!?

    Oct 16, 2008 at 7:58 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Bunnee

      Apparently, the smell of leather causes violent bouts of diarrhea in some people. Either that, or they’re doing drugs.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 7:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Sloper bang

      Generally more than fifteen minutes spent in the bathroom connotes riding the white horse or jackin’ it. Both of which are totally appropriate on break time, of course.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 8:08 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   secondsout bang

      If you’re jackin’ it, you better make sure you complete the mission in less than 15 minutes. Then you still have your break for round 2.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 8:12 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Sloper bang

      I was including the refractory period.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 8:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   claw71 bang

      I never used to spend more than 5 minutes in the can…even when I was “jacking it”. The way I see it, if it takes you more than 5 minutes to rub one out, you’re no longer masturbating, you’re making sweet love to your hand. That’s a little gross.

      Times have changed, however. Now I have Tetris and PacMan on my cellular phone and it’s not uncommon for 20 or 30 minutes to go by before I realize I’ve overstayed my welcome.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 9:17 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Dare

      iPhone + Porcelain Throne = Total Relaxation

      Oct 17, 2008 at 10:24 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   secondsout bang

      Some people have porn to use as a visual aid. Claw uses Tetris. To each his own fetish.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 3:16 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   claw71 bang

      Tetris is a very sexual game S’out. Especially when you get one of those long blocks into a tight slot. That’s erotic, don’t you agree?

      Of course, I like things rough. I like it when the pieces don’t all fit together…when the game tries to resist me. That’s when I force myself upon it. The more it fights, the more I try to impose my will over it. I love the struggle almost as much as I love the inevitable submission.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 4:01 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   Xtroll

      Some of us haven’t been ass fucked to the point where everything just falls out when you squat. Some of us it takes a while to work everything out especially when we’re reading the newspaper or a magazine.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 6:27 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.10   Lori

      what do you think they are doing in there for 15 min? Party for 2, anyone???

      Oct 19, 2008 at 11:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.11   Weaselbaby

      If it takes you more than 15 minutes, you need more fiber, not more ass-pounding.

      Seriously, 15 minutes? Are you on an all-cheese diet or something?

      Oct 20, 2008 at 8:24 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.12   Canthz_B bang

      Sometimes the crossword puzzle takes longer than 15 minutes.

      Oct 20, 2008 at 2:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Bunnee

    Mrs. Beesly! I had a Mrs. Beesly doll growing up, except without the big-brotherish sign.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 7:58 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Troy McClure bang

      Chelsea’s employer thought “Damn!
      I smell a toilet-break scam!”
      Now, she uneasily
      Eyes Mrs Beesly
      While sending Mr Brown’s cablegram.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 8:34 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   John in IL

      You know what would be super creepy… if Chelsea’s boss looked exactly like Mr. French.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 9:31 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Sadi

      I had a Mrs. Beesly as well!

      Buffy, Jody, and Cissy never watched anyone in the can or left creepy notes.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 11:09 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   Bunnee

      But, somehow, I feel like Uncle Bill LOVED to watch people in the can.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 12:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   Cookieput

      I was born in the 80s so I guess I just can’t appreciate the appeal of an old lady doll.

      What kind of accessories did she come with? A bone density testing kit? Hormone replacement therapy?

      Oct 17, 2008 at 2:53 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   Juliet

      Mrs Beasly is a steal at a mere $50!

      http://cgi.ebay.com/Mrs-Beasley-Doll_W0QQitemZ110300657153QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item110300657153

      Oct 17, 2008 at 3:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   Ti O bang

      Cissy used to take it in the can.

      Oct 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   noah

    wait, is that second one in the bathroom too? if so, super duper creepy.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 8:03 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Woman on the Verge

    This job must really suck if you WANT to spend 15 minutes or more in the bathroom.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 8:04 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   anglophile bang

    The left hand is poised to hand out a magazine and the right hand is ready to supply napkins from a basket.

    Seems like a perfect display for a sperm bank bathroom.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 8:05 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Troy McClure bang

    Some of these newer high-tech superhero outfits take quite a while to change into.

    Oh, shoe pavilion? Sorry, I thought you said supervillain.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 8:06 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Sloper bang

    Hmmm… her boss looks just like that doll? That doll looks a little like Sarah Palin. Could it be that Sarah has jettisoned Veep hopes in favor of the night manager position at La Quinta?

    Oct 16, 2008 at 8:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   JoelWhy

      Yet another position she is completely unqualified for. ZING!

      Oct 16, 2008 at 8:16 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   anglophile bang

      Maybe not, Joel. It’s possible that she can see a hotel out her window.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 8:18 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Woman on the Verge

      Maybe she can even see a hotel in another country! Perfect for an employee of La Quinta. “I’ve seen hotels in the foreign country of Canada… and I have actually heard spanish spoken by my maid. I am indeed qualified.”

      Oct 16, 2008 at 8:36 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   JoelWhy

      Sorry, but SEEING a La Quinta hotel only gives you foreign policy experience, not managerial experience.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 8:51 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   Sloper bang

      What, a Spanish-speaking maid in Alaska? I know both people who speak Spanish up here, and neither is a maid, I can tell you.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 8:55 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   secondsout bang

    La Quinta, for those of you who can’t speak Spanish, translates to “Behind Denny’s.”

    Oct 16, 2008 at 8:13 pm   rating: 47  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Jahzzie

      LMFAO,
      “Or we’re not good enough for Denny’s”

      Oct 19, 2008 at 1:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   secondsout bang

    15 minutes might not be enough if I have one of those “big jobs” to take care of. Dammit, whatever happened to that person who used to be in the HR dept?

    Oct 16, 2008 at 8:18 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   bellabeastie

      Leave Casey out of this. The key to the restroom was purloined by THX SANDRA and never to be seen again.

      Unless you pledge to attend the Monogolian BBQ. ;-)

      Bring a dish, hats provided.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 12:29 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   bellabeastie

      … And you would need more than 15 minutes on the throne. oy.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 12:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Woman on the Verge

    Headline News: Sarah Palin admits that her signature specs are an exact copy of Mrs. Beasley. “I don’t care what anyone says,” Ms. Palin stated, “If I wore polka dots and rick rack with these glasses I would already be in the White House.”

    Oct 16, 2008 at 8:31 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Sloper bang

      True, W. keeps one on his desk. He calls it “Bar”, though.

      Oct 16, 2008 at 8:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   amy d bang

      Palin’s rick-rack would look really great in polka dot.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 6:00 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Dare

      It was an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini!!!

      Oct 17, 2008 at 9:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Jahzzie

      Actually Sloper, I think W. calls his “Mom”.

      Oct 19, 2008 at 1:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Halley

    oh come on. . . I dont want to be the one to do it. . .

    that 15 minute bathroom break was fucking delicious.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 9:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   secondsout bang

      It’s not a requirement, really. In fact, we would be better off without it. It’s almost as bad as the trolls who post “first!” on most other websites.

      In the meantime, you have no choice. You must wear the unitard. Think about what you’ve done! I believe the unitard still smells like fish-guts from the polar bear’s recent unitard escapade.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 7:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   JesFoolin

    Impromptu Poll:
    Sarah Palin makes me want to pinch a loaf.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 9:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   JesFoolin

    Impromptu Poll:
    Sarah Palin makes me want to rub one out while pinching a loaf.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 9:17 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Juliet

      Will the expression ‘pinching a loaf’ ever not be funny?

      Oct 17, 2008 at 2:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Donna Martin Graduates!

      No.

      No it won’t.

      Oct 18, 2008 at 1:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   0falcon8 bang

    well the first one was from san fran-i guess it takes more than 15 min to dislodge an SUV from your ass…

    Oct 16, 2008 at 10:07 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Walrus

    Looks like the creepily-weird scrawled “I’m watching you” sign got a bit wet. Maybe someone is using Mrs. Beasly improperly during their “break.”

    Oct 16, 2008 at 10:44 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Clumber

      eeeewwwww…. it hadn’t crossed my happily ignorant mind that the doll could be WATCHING YOU from in the restroom…. I figured it would be by the timeclock or something… And what is the doll pointing to on the left there? perhaps a tray of papertowels, and you shall only use 1?

      Oct 20, 2008 at 12:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Canthz_B bang

    So much less creepy to have a doll that looks like the manager than dolls that look like the employees.
    Let’s not forget to place a box of hat pins nearby.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 11:28 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Donna Martin Graduates!

      Right, and it wouldn’t be at all difficult to pluck one of the many greasy grey hairs from her stained cardigan.

      Oct 18, 2008 at 1:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   MsUnreliable

    Polka Dot Doll is smiling on the outside, but only because she’s plotting your demise.

    Oct 16, 2008 at 11:34 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   biscuit

    If that’s what chelsea’s boss exactly looks like, how does she find shoes?

    Oct 16, 2008 at 11:48 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   snee

    dear management!

    if i am in the bathroom longer than 15 minutes, i’m having some serious intestinal difficulties, but i will still give less than a crap about your timer!

    diarrhea sneea

    Oct 17, 2008 at 12:08 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Flying High

    At one of my old jobs, I apparently used the bathroom too much and had to have a doctor’s excuse to go.

    Oct 17, 2008 at 12:55 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Mousie

    Oh, dear… I am FROM Perrysburg, Ohio and I still don’t know what to thhink about Mrs. Beasley in the bathroom.

    Oct 17, 2008 at 1:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Mousie

    Oh, dear… I am FROM Perrysburg, Ohio and I still don’t know what to think about Mrs. Beasley in the bathroom.

    Oct 17, 2008 at 1:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   amy d bang

    If Ms. Beasley (she’s liberated now) would stand up on that vent, she could do a prudish Marilyn Monroe impression.

    Oct 17, 2008 at 6:04 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Numinous bang

    I just want to know if anyone has checked Mrs. Beasley for a nanny cam. That would give a whole new meaning to the note and be totally disturbing.

    Oct 17, 2008 at 9:02 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Donna Martin Graduates!

      That’s the first thing I thought when I saw the doll.

      But the creepy, bleeding writing sent me into shock.

      Oct 18, 2008 at 1:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   claw71 bang

    Chelsea could hear the rumble of the V-twin engines approaching and all she could do was hope that they’d keep on going but as the bikers approached the LaQuinta they slowed down and pulled into the parking lot instead of heading up the I-90 ramp toward Cleveland. It was going to be a rough night.

    Chelsea thought about turning on the No Vacancy sign and locking the door, but she looked over at the doll…that annoying, nosey doll and realized that she was being watched. So she braced for the worst.

    There were eight bikers…real bikers, not those phony yuppies who dress up in stretch-waist chaps purchased from http://www.bigharleyboy.com. The bikers ambled in. They were loud and they reeked of cheap liquor, unburned fuel and road sweat. There were mayflies and midges plastered on them and Chelsea was reminded of why she never went riding along Lake Erie. She felt her stomach turn. “Can I help you,” she asked meekly.

    They laughed at this, mocking her as though she had said something funny. One of the bikers knocked over a stack of complimentary newspapers and another spat on the floor. The biker closest to the counter leaned in, close enough to make Chelsea feel somewhat violated and said “I don’t know, candy pants, can you help us?” His breath smelled like a used adult diaper full of rancid fish sticks.

    They laughed hysterically. And walked around the lobby disturbing whatever struck their fancy. They knocked over furniture, threw away pizza coupons and broke the candy machine that raised money for autism. Then one of the bikers spotted the doll…the hideous spying doll Chelsea had grown to hate and fear…the doll that was put there by her boss to encourage productivity, I’m watching you it seemed to say.

    “She’s watching us, Bozz, “said the fat biker who spat on the floor, tobacco juice trickling down the side of his jaw in syrupy globs and dripping onto his leather vest. The leader looked at the doll and looked back at Chelsea, then looked at the doll again.

    “What the fuck is that,” he asked.

    Chelsea started to explain…”Shut the fuck up, bitch,” he said as he pushed past the counter toward the doll. Chelsea wasn’t supposed to let customers back there but this guy wasn’t a customer, was he?

    Bozz grabbed the doll, and ripped the sign from her lap. “What do you think you’re looking at,” he yelled at the doll. The doll didn’t respond. It just stared back at him from behind its marmish spectacles. Bozz slapped her across the face sending those glasses to the floor…”I asked you a question,” he screamed.

    Still no response, just that smug little smirk.

    “I’ll give you something to watch,” he said, unbuttoning his dusty jeans.

    For the next hour the bikers has their way with the doll, relentlessly violating every hole, holes they made. Even though Chelsea hated that doll she felt terrible about what those bikers did. She crawled under the counter and cried, covering her ears but she still heard the terrible sounds of fabric tearing and bikers grunting as they defiled that doll. “How do you like washing them balls,” screamed the fat biker with glee. “The sign said watching you idiot,” said Bozz, “and don’t get any on me.”

    When they were through they took turns urinating on the doll. Chelsea good hear that too and then they kicked it repeatedly before walking out the door, mounting their bikes and rumbling off into the darkness.

    Chelsea sat there afraid to see what they had done, but she mustered up the courage and peeked over the counter. It was awful. The doll had been split down the middle and it was soaked in semen, urine and chili sauce. The doll’s head was dented in and cigars had been stuffed in the holes where its big blue eyes had been.

    The bikers had even thrown the sign on top of the mangled heap that was once a doll. I’m watching you it read.

    No, thought Chelsea, you’re not watching anything now.

    Oct 17, 2008 at 9:12 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   maude

      Wow. That is going to give me nightmares. Especially the fishsticks/adult diaper breath part.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 9:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   GhostWriter bang

      Same here. I can’t believe they threw away pizza coupons.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 9:54 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   Bunnee

      Wow. I loved my sweet, innocent Mrs. Beasley doll when I was a child. I guess she’s all grown up now!

      Oct 17, 2008 at 12:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   cheesefries

      yikes… i think my imagination’s too vivid…

      Oct 17, 2008 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Lanj

    Poor Mrs. Beasley is being used as a passive aggressive response…

    Oct 17, 2008 at 9:45 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   GhostWriter bang

    As Hannibal Lecter pulled the gray curtain back and up, Chelsea gasped in horror- he had surgically removed Beasley’s cranium.

    …and what was that smell? like roasting pork…

    Oct 17, 2008 at 10:11 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   What's Her Face

    Is it wrong that I love the doll and want one of my own??

    Oct 17, 2008 at 10:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   aaa

      Yes, yes it is.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 10:50 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   aaa

    Mrs. Beasley talks, so why use a note? I’m sure it can’t be that hard for a motivated manager to record things like “I’m watching you…” or “I don’t pay you to breath.” and hook it up to a motion detector or something so the doll talks whenever somebody comes into the break room or wherever. Although it does take a sort of apathy and unmotivation to get a doll to do your job for you…

    Oct 17, 2008 at 10:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   emland bang

    I would have put a Chuckie doll in there to scare the sh!t of them. That would speed things up a bit.

    Oct 17, 2008 at 1:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Amanda

    OMG Mrs Beasley! I had a set of paperdolls when I was about 4, and they were my favourite because of her polkadot pants! Until now, I assumed the character was just some generic paperdoll lady…no one explained her larger identity to me at the time. But whoa, paperdoll flashback! So wrong that she’s threatening people on the toilet!

    Oct 17, 2008 at 3:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   GhostWriter bang

    In ToyLand, when a babysitter does a bad job, they place her on the Cooling Grates, hang an “I’m Watching You” sign around the perpetrator’s neck, and force her to wear the Potato Shoes.

    Punitive stuff!

    Oct 17, 2008 at 3:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Mishee bang

    I haven’t been mentioned even ONE time in this entire thread!

    I find this an egregious sin.

    Unitards for all!

    Oct 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   claw71 bang

      Well. Mishee, I do think that doll looks a lot like you…perhaps a little sexier with the bedroom eyes and the come hither smile, but close. I know that your hair is thinner and you have that pesky mole on your chin with the big black hair but still there’s a distinct resemblance. Maybe it’s the arms that don’t bend or the cankles but there is something about this doll that reminds me of you.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   Mishee bang

      Funny, and all this time I thought you were only looking at my polka dot dress.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 4:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   claw71 bang

    I’m a guy…we don’t notice clothes until they’re off.

    damn you,
    heisa!!!!

    Oct 17, 2008 at 5:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   aaa

      Improper gigglebraxing. I’m too lazy to threaten you with the unitard.

      Does anyone think that the unitard will go the way of “fucking delicious”? It seems that most phrases do have a finite lifespan. Or maybe I’m just getting tired of the unitard. *shrug*

      Oct 17, 2008 at 9:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   Woman on the Verge

      I think that someone, somewhere will have to come up with something new… the unitard is getting worn, and to be honest, no amount of washing will ever get the stench off of it…

      Oct 18, 2008 at 2:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.3   aaa

      Yeah. An article of clothing is done with once it’s contaminated with fishy polar bear and RB’s mom f arts. :/

      Oct 18, 2008 at 4:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.4   RunBarbara bang

      aaa, dont be shy! i saw you dig her gym shorts out of the trash the other night. just because most people dont like the smell of boiled hair and sun-ripened chicken doesnt mean that you arent entitled to your preferences.
      oh- but if you find her library card while youre rooting around in them shorts, please return it.

      Oct 18, 2008 at 5:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Ti O

    “I am Talking Tina and I don’t like how long it takes you to shit. In fact I don’t like you”

    Somewhere Tally Savalas cries.

    Oct 17, 2008 at 7:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   aaa

      Telly Savalas is too much of a man to cry. Boys might cry, but men don’t.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 9:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.2   Sloper bang

      Actually, boy’s don’t cry. Just ask that weepy b!tch Robert Smith.

      Oct 17, 2008 at 10:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.3   aaa

      I think you might be missing the point of the song, there…

      Oct 18, 2008 at 2:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.4   Ti O bang

      I think you missed the excellent creepy Twilight Zone episode.

      Telly Savalas is also Greek and they are emotional tough bastards even whilst gutting an enemy with a rusty fish knife they might cry with delight and blood lust. Just saying it is possible. They invented everything and windex will cure that. :lol:

      Oct 18, 2008 at 4:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.5   Canthz_B bang

      “My name is Talking Tina, and I’m going to get you canned!”

      Take that Heisa Monster!!

      Oct 18, 2008 at 6:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   Pilgrimchick

    The odd thing about the first sign is that the management had to notice that people were in the bathroom for a considerable period of time before someone thought to post it.

    Oct 19, 2008 at 9:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Lurker

    Gah! If there’s anything more terrifyingly soul-chilling than a Mrs. Beasly doll, it’s a Mrs. Beasly THAT’S WATCHING YOU.

    Oct 20, 2008 at 8:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   GhostWriter bang

    So that’s where my “regularity aid” was, the whole time!

    I just can’t relax in the can unless I feel the watchful eyes of my dear schoolmarm upon me. Lately, the doll has been standing in for her; without it, I often take over fifteen minutes to finish the job.

    Oct 20, 2008 at 1:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Andy

    Does anyone else feel like the iPhone is going to directly lead to rash of bathroom related fatalities on an epidemic level?

    I know every time I stand up after my iPhone-entertained bowel evacuation it’s a struggle just to refrain from screaming at the icy hot rush of blood that was choked from my legs over the 20 plus minutes I spent finishing my level of Enigmo. Remaining upright on the two temporarily yet completely numb stumps that are my legs is a completely separate issue.

    Oct 20, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Shieldmaiden96

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers Mrs. Beasley. Perhaps I am NOT the oldest fan of this blog.

    Oct 24, 2008 at 12:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   beaddyaduts

    Greetings to be a part of it. Just love the atmosphere here. Cool job by the admin and mods and everyone here.

    Just to start off, I wanna ask first if you’re into those dressup games. Because if you do, then imma have to ask you which one is better—Barbie or Bratz games?

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    On the other hand, Bratz are so popular. There is no question about that. They are loved by kids and adults alike. This is the reason [url=http://www.puredressup.com/category/25/1/]Bratz games[/url] are so popular. Whenever there is a new Bratz game, expect the millions of Bratz fans to play it. There is even a war going on between Bratz and Barbie fans. Who’s better? Who’ sexier? Who’s classier?

    Nov 19, 2008 at 4:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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