Comments on: The return of Thx Sandra

By: THX, SANDRA | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

THX, SANDRA | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 04:39:28 +0000

[...] The return of Thx Sandra! [...]

By: Mudhooks

Mudhooks — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:00:31 +0000

When I was in art college, I took lecture classes in a “room cold enough to house penguins” in winter.

I was freezing my ass off with my parka, gloves, scarf and toque (wool hat for non-Canadians) while trying to take notes and keep from getting hypothermia and this ass actually opened the window. I got up and closed it. He got up and opened it and said that maybe I “should dress warmer”….

Since he was one of those students who tended to the 14 sweaters, 11 pairs of wool socks stuffed in rubber boots, and much body hair (women included) form of dress, I pointed out that maybe HE should take off a sweater or two if he was so fucking hot and that if he stopped opening the windows in the middle of winter, maybe the school fees would go down.

By: violet

violet — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:11:11 +0000

sandra needs to use spell check before posting any future environmental missives. she is causing a grammar “crysis” by not being “consciensios” enough.

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:46:02 +0000

“Crysis”- see Casey in Human Resources for a spell check

By: fink

fink — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:06:19 +0000

Recycle yourself out that window behind you.

By: Tmarie

Tmarie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:17:37 +0000

Runbarbara (Casey):

I’m dying to know… did you tell the owner what this crazy lady had done, when you finally left the company?

I would have had the dude out to lunch and gone NUTS.

By: D

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:39:52 +0000

Really? Open a window?

THX SANDRA was obviously raised in a barn, and has no qualms about air conditioning/heating the whole neighborhood and killing the planet. Opening a window while the AC/heater is on is certainly not a way to conserve energy.

By: grumpygranolagirl

grumpygranolagirl — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:57:29 +0000

When I am cold, I put on my Mongolian BBQ hat.

By: Wade

Wade — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:47:18 +0000

An easy bake oven with the door open would put out almost 10 times the wattage.

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:04:48 +0000

11 watts? What the hell kind of wussy space heater is that? That wouldn’t warm up jack. Maybe 1.1 kW, or maybe 600 W or so. 11W won’t do squat.

By: hamburke

hamburke — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:27:07 +0000

So I read this to my husband and he got angry. Apparently, they have a space heater problem in the winter (I think his office is warm and I never think offices are warm). A newer space heater will draw 11 W. The breaker will trip at 17 W so add 11 W to the energy needed to power the computer, dual monitor and phone (lights are on a different circuit) and it’s a recipe for tripping the breaker which my husband then has to deal with. They even send out a reminder in the fall (it went out last week) explaining the reason why you can’t use a space heater and presenting the proper channel to get the temperature changed in your space.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:00:09 +0000

Loch Ness??? I could’ve sworn it was the Land Shark…

oh wait… that was the Candy Gram that came to my door.

By: Goldie

Goldie — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:20:52 +0000

Hey guess what, I just ran into Sandra in the hallway. “Rent a space heater from me,” she said. Sandra looked scary, so for my own safety I said, “Sure, how much?”. She looks at me and says: “I need about three-fitty”. And that’s when I saw… it was not Sandra at all. It was that goddam Loch Ness Monster again!

By: Goldie

Goldie — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:15:47 +0000

They used to kill ManBearPigs on Crysis’s altar, to prevent global warming. One escaped, and we are now reaping the consequences.