earlier this year, emma in california was sharing a kitchen with three other girls. one day, out of the blue, one of her roommates posted this note. (warning: prepare to reexamine any preconceptions you may have about mormons, straight-edgers, and college-aged women in general.)
by the next morning, emma says, the note was promptly defaced, but pam didn’t respond until about a week or so later, when she announced she was moving out. apparently, she was saving it all up for her final missive. (side note to god: while pam may have a filthy mouth, she did censor herself from taking your name in vain!)
related: losing lisa
extra credit: summer heights high [youtube]
161 responses so far ↓
#1
claw71
And the moral of this story: a penis is worth a thousand words.
…and Jaime puts out.
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:04 pm rating: +53
#2
JoelWhy
Why no “lots of love, Pamela” signature on the second note?
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:07 pm rating: +12
#3
aaa
She’s calling the roomies filthy mouthed? Nice.
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:08 pm rating: +18
#4
secondsout
Why only a link to the defaced version of the note? That’s the best of the three!!
Kudos to the artists, too. The detail is pretty good.
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:08 pm rating: +21
#5
secondsout
Mumfuckers? I guess roses are a bit expensive.
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:11 pm rating: +32
#6
secondsout
“I lied when I said you were all great. You all suck.”
Wait, I’m confused… The fact that they suck usually makes them great, in my book. Wait, that’s not a literal thing? Oh damn.
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:14 pm rating: +17
#7
Brigitte
I only have three words to say:
Holy fucking shit!
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:16 pm rating: +3
#8
aaa
Pam has penis envy. For whatever reason, she’s jealous of all that penis Jamie seems to be getting. Pam is trying to hide her envy under a shitload of anger because she is ashamed of her desire for penis.
Pam, please, for the sake of your roomates, please buy a dildo. You can get them for pretty cheap off Amazon. Trust me, it’s for your own good.
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:17 pm rating: +8
#9
J
“particularly jaime…you know who you are”
I dunno, unless Jamie is a psudonym the second half of this statement makes no sense.
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:26 pm rating: +34
#10
aaa
I like how Pam isn’t entirely sure that she lied about them all being great? I know that when I’m writing a bitchy angry note, I always need to add question marks to emphasize how strong my feelings are? That way, there’s no question of how much I think those cumdumpsters suck?
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:27 pm rating: +15
#11
aaa
I’m wondering why the orange penis in the defaced version is ejaculating such a huge cloud of semen. I mean, it looks like a freaking speech bubble. In all the the thousands of pornos I’ve seen… Well, let’s just say I’ve never seen any dude ejaculate like that.
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:36 pm rating: +11
#12
raiseyourglass
Now girls WWJD?
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:55 pm rating: +3
#13
RandyinReno
Think Pam is a Canuck?
“… you mumfuckers couldn’t take that, eh?”
No misspelled words, so probably didn’t go to a California high school…
Oct 21, 2008 at 8:56 pm rating: +6
#14
raiseyourglass
Pam,
Idea for payback….
The day you move out, get a box of condoms with and some vanilla frosting. Melt the frosting in microwave for a couple seconds, write your rommies name on the condoms.Fill each condom with a little frosting and leave in the fridge as goodbye presents.
Oct 21, 2008 at 9:07 pm rating: +10
#15
Avi
This is incredible. Aside: I have never ever heard the word “cumdumpster” used in a serious setting before.
The sheer epic-ness of these notes make me doubt their validity, but that’s probably just the cynic in me.
Oct 21, 2008 at 9:12 pm rating: +1
#16
Eric B.
“Hay Ladies”?
At first, I thought the note was just someone transcribing Beastie Boys lyrics, but now I’m beginning to have my doubts.
Oct 21, 2008 at 9:22 pm rating: +8
#17
andymydear
so, apparently being a crusty whore is much worse then being a foul-mouthed EXTREMEM(LY) drunk.
Oct 21, 2008 at 9:36 pm rating: