Comments on: I am seriously like gonna hyperventilate and die, and it will be your fault

By: Indigo

Indigo — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:12:38 +0000

Oh dear, looks like my ex-room mate has a doppelganger.

By: Dawn

Dawn — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:57:19 +0000

I fell across this blog and I’ve got to tell you it’s great. I have been laughing my ass off. So far, this one is my favorite. You’ve got to admire someone who can cuss people out this well. Too funny.

By: Cristina

Cristina — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:59:33 +0000

LOL I love how it’s written in these cute block letters hahaha

By: MsUnreliable

MsUnreliable — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:03:47 +0000

Lots of love you g–damn mumfuckers!

By: Monique

Monique — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:39:42 +0000

Go team Pam, she is one crazy repressed bitch! I bet she’d go off in the sack

By: jm3

jm3 — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:41:03 +0000

g-dam!

By: None

None — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:01:17 +0000

This one’s bullshit I feel quite sure.

By: Ketchup

Ketchup — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:02:04 +0000

Someone call the ICS, we’ve got a hijacking!

By: Ketchup

Ketchup — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:57:48 +0000

Just below? What surface? Passive? That was a raging ball of aggression, and thinly disguised, at best.

By: amazon

amazon — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:16:35 +0000

passive aggression isn’t insufferable, it is entertaining!

By: Tight E. Whitey

Tight E. Whitey — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:44:22 +0000

Speaking as an actual Mormon… young women learn to draw penises in varying degrees of erection and ejaculation from a young age, in Sunday School, along with the evils of alcohol and tips for good homemaking. My sisters and my untold number of mothers were all experts at it. They also learn sacred epithets like “cumdumpster” and “fucking cunt”. A reader ignorant of this might be compelled to think, looking at such a note, “surely this is the handiwork of a recently pubescent male, perhaps a male friend of one of the roomates.” You might be excused for thinking so. Me, I took one look at that and said “that’s the handiwork of a good Mormon girl who really paid attention in church.”

Seriously though, we Mormons also avoid saying the word “God” in vain, preferring to use phrases like “Oh my gosh!”, “gosh darnit,” or simply “dammit”. It’s rooted in the Big Ten commandments, as previously mentioned. Clearly, the writer is merely being super-sensitive to the feelings and sensibilities of her devout Mormon roommates.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:56:27 +0000

Well, besides the fact that anything even possibly related to Tori Spelling is evil, therefore Unitard worthy, but even if you didn’t have that problem, using “ORLY” is sure to get you at least 30 minutes.

By: Donna Martin Graduates!

Donna Martin Graduates! — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:38:44 +0000

My screen name is a unitard offence?!?!

ORLY?

By: Mishee

Mishee — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:29:43 +0000

do I have to bring up again the lameness of your screen name referencing only the WORST 9021-hos character EVAR..?

cause I think you still have time in the Unitard left from last time I took notice.

(no offense, but…)