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i challenge you to an emoticon-off!

October 24th, 2008 · 58 comments

ah, young love.

facebook frenemies 4eva!

related: facebook: a place for frenemies

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  • #1   mrs. pommelhorst

    Did Kevin not have an appropriate emoticon? Txt-foul!

    Oct 24, 2008 at 5:07 pm   rating: +15  

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    • #1.1   Canthz_B

      Punk ass Kevin should have used :cry: .

      Oct 25, 2008 at 3:53 am   rating: +4  

       

    • #1.2   Claire

      Is there an emoticon for such deep angst as Kevin is feeling? Hmmm….

      Oct 25, 2008 at 11:48 pm   rating: +4  

       
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  • #2   Mishee

    I would’ve thought Michelle using the emoticon :o would probably be more illustrative of their “spectacular weekend together”

    Oct 24, 2008 at 5:09 pm   rating: +5  

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    • #2.1   Mishee

      It looks better in text format:

      : O

      Oct 24, 2008 at 5:25 pm   rating: +20  

       

    • #2.2   Claire

      Or perhaps this: :-Q

      Oct 25, 2008 at 11:49 pm   rating: +1  

       

    • #2.3   Mishee

      Todd only gets :-Q after he buys Michelle those earrings she’s been eyeing… and other special occasions.

      At least that’s the rule in my house.

      Oct 26, 2008 at 12:05 am   rating: +6  

       
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  • #3   Bunnee

    I bet Kevin wishes they made an emoticon representing a middle finger.

    Oct 24, 2008 at 5:13 pm   rating: +6  

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    • #3.1   Andy

      Kevin at 2:17 pm October 5
      ..!..

      Oct 24, 2008 at 6:14 pm   rating: +19  

       

    • #3.2   Julia

      t(‘.’t)

      Oct 24, 2008 at 10:12 pm   rating: +7  

       

    • #3.3   secondsout

      I don’t know about the middle finger, but a friend of mine originated the following emoticon – llol – as the shocker.

      Oct 25, 2008 at 9:18 pm   rating: +3  

       
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  • #4   Frankie

    Kevin- How do I type a smiley face that means “I’ll cut you”?

    Oct 24, 2008 at 5:16 pm   rating: +20  

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    • #4.1   0falcon8

      :mad:

      Oct 24, 2008 at 5:52 pm   rating: +4  

       

    • #4.2   Andy

      I’ll cutchu… I’ll cutchu… I’ll cutchu so bad… I’ll cutch u so bad you’ll wish I didn’t cutchu so bad!

      Oct 24, 2008 at 6:20 pm   rating: +10  

       

    • #4.3   Autumn

      (:::( ):::) – a bandaid for todd

      Oct 25, 2008 at 3:46 pm   rating: +4  

       

    • #4.4   Amber

      8
      8

      or brass knuckles.

      Oct 25, 2008 at 11:22 pm   rating: 0  

       

    • #4.5   Claire

      >=< [Todd flinches]

      Oct 25, 2008 at 11:52 pm   rating: 0  

       
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  • #5   amy d

    I would never screw over a friend. Someone I refer to as my quote friend unquote is a whole other story. The’re on their own.

    Oct 24, 2008 at 5:30 pm   rating: +23  

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  • #6   Frankie

    Wait a minute. Kevin is Todd’s friend right? I mean because Kevin posted the comment on Todd’s facebook homepage where the whole ordeal originated. Umm. Either Kevin is a cock blocking friend or a “special friend” of Todd’s. My head hurts. Where is falcon?

    Oct 24, 2008 at 5:34 pm   rating: +5  

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    • #6.1   0falcon8

      i’m here, frankie. you’re turn to be on top! ;)

      Oct 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm   rating: +1  

       

    • #6.2   0falcon8

      couldn’t edit! dammit! your

      Oct 24, 2008 at 5:45 pm   rating: 0  

       

    • #6.3   Frankie

      I had to be on top last night! Not of you, but still…

      Oct 24, 2008 at 5:48 pm   rating: 0  

       

    • #6.4   Harpdevil

      too bad it came at the cost of being on top of a “friend”

      Oct 24, 2008 at 7:02 pm   rating: +8  

       

    • #6.5   Claire

      Was Michelle the first in the trio to bonk both the boys? Was Kevin sitting at home, whanking away wondering, “I wonder who’s bonking her now?” Was Todd thinking just before he reached Cloud 9, “Whoa, dude! I can’t wait to put this on my Facebook wall!”

      Oct 25, 2008 at 11:55 pm   rating: 0  

       

    • #6.6   tinkerbell2

      ‘Whanking’? Is that how the kids are spelling it these days? And ‘bonking’? Mum, is that you?

      Oct 27, 2008 at 9:35 am   rating: +4  

       
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  • #7   0falcon8

    Kevin: bros before hos, Todd >:(

    Oct 24, 2008 at 5:37 pm   rating: +22  

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    • #7.1   Canthz_B

      Todd: I told you that would end when we were paroled, Kev. Now it’s cunts before blunts, Dude. ;-)

      Oct 25, 2008 at 4:07 am   rating: +9  

       
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  • #8   Lorelie

    It’s painfully obvious Kevin sobbed himself to sleep all weekend, dreaming of the spectacular time he and Todd were to have at the interior design show. In matching pink, tight t-shirts.

    Oct 24, 2008 at 6:01 pm   rating: +9  

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  • #9   Vivienne

    It’s okay, Kevin.
    At least you can still fantasize about Clay Aiken.

    Oct 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm   rating: 0  

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  • #10   HairySwede

    there is a threesome joke in this somewhere…

    Oct 24, 2008 at 6:08 pm   rating: +1  

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    • #10.1   aaa

      Yeah, I just made it. >.<

      Oct 24, 2008 at 9:27 pm   rating: +2  

       

    • #10.2   hambaobao

      Well, Facebook is all about referring to yourself in third person, isn’t it?

      Michelle’s comment that “she” had a good weekend too is definitely a hint there could be a second female in all this.

      Plus Todd, we could even be talking a foursome.

      Oct 25, 2008 at 1:09 am   rating: +2  

       
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  • #11   Andy

    Kevin, If you don’t want Michelle and me screwing over you, then, damnit, call the top bunk next time! ><

    Oct 24, 2008 at 6:13 pm   rating: +15  

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  • #12   JoelWhy

    Poor Kevin…he so desperately wanted to be a third-wheel.

    Oct 24, 2008 at 6:25 pm   rating: +8  

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  • #13   Andy

    Weekend away with Michelle: $200 8==D
    Internet connection to let everyone on Facebook know about my weekend: $25 :)
    Cost of screwing over a friend: ..!.. (_._) ..!..
    Screen capture of a love triangle: Priceless XD

    There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s PAN.com

    Oct 24, 2008 at 6:31 pm   rating: +33  

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  • #14   Canthz_B

    Kevin is clearly still upset that Todd won the coin toss for the top bunk.

    Get a room, Todd, and stop screwing Michelle over Kevin.

    Oct 24, 2008 at 9:21 pm   rating: +2  

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    • #14.1   bellabeastie

      Todd-”Say, can you toss down those stillettos?”

      “Got a Halloween party tonight”.

      Michelle-”Can you have them back by midnight?”

      “Cuz that’s when I turn into your nightmare, and Kevin so loves those shoes… “

      Oct 24, 2008 at 11:25 pm   rating: +1  

       

    • #14.2   Canthz_B

      Crap!!! Andy’s been there and done that (#11)!
      How the hell did I not see that?!

      Oct 25, 2008 at 4:03 am   rating: 0  

       

    • #14.3   Claire

      You know, this probably never would have happened during Kevin and Todd’s trek across Europe if only the boys had splurged for a real hotel room instead of the local youth hostel…Michelle had started out in the bottom bunk with Kevin and then, moving her way up like conquering Mount Everest…there was Todd….

      Oct 26, 2008 at 12:02 am   rating: +1  

       
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  • #15   aaa

    What, did Todd and Michelle leave Kevin out of their threesome?

    Oct 24, 2008 at 9:26 pm   rating: 0  

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  • #16   Canthz_B

    Todd: Michelle, will you :-o me :?:

    Michelle: 8-O That :?: Ok, but don’t cum in my
    mouth :!: :oops:

    Todd: ;-) I won’t… :twisted:

    Michelle: You BASTARD :!: :!: :mad:

    Kevin: Here’s an :idea: , next time make him :-P you first, Michelle :!: :lol:

    Oct 25, 2008 at 3:43 am   rating: +39  

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    • #16.1   Quite Contrary

      Effin brilliant, CB!

      Oct 25, 2008 at 12:44 pm   rating: 0  

       

    • #16.2   Claire

      CB, I want to join your harem! :)

      Oct 26, 2008 at 12:03 am   rating: 0  

       
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  • #17   Stormy

    Jeez, Kevin, way to be a buzzkill. I can see why you’re “friends” with so many people.

    Oct 25, 2008 at 4:24 am   rating: +3  

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  • #18   Goldie

    I see that Kevin is looking for a “screwed over” emoticon, so I asked my teenage son to help him out. Here ya go, Kevin, buddy.

    B=====D~

    Tell a friend! Spread the emoticon wealth!

    Oct 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm   rating: +1  

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    • #18.1   Goldie

      Oh damn, Andy beat me to it.
      But! His emoticon has testicular torsion, and mine doesn’t, so HA!

      Oct 25, 2008 at 1:54 pm   rating: 0  

       

    • #18.2   aaa

      The only thing missing from your penis emoticon is an amount of semen that’s large enough to adequately convey how awesome screwing over Kevin was. I think a speech bubble of semen in in order here:

      B=====D~<(AWESOME!)

      Oct 25, 2008 at 7:49 pm   rating: +4  

       

    • #18.3   aaa

      Also, does anyone watch Venture Bros? ‘Cuz I’m thinking of that episode where Dean’s testicles pull a 180 on him.

      Oct 25, 2008 at 7:50 pm   rating: +1  

       
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  • #19   0falcon8

    maybe if kevin gave better handjobs, todd would have spent the weekend with him instead

    Oct 25, 2008 at 1:54 pm   rating: +6  

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  • #20   aaa

    Poor Kevin. He had to spend his weekend like this:

    OGC

    Oct 25, 2008 at 7:53 pm   rating: +2  

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  • #21   bean

    “why use your head, when you could be getting some cop on cop fucky sucky?”

    /did I beat the record? have I won the unitard yet?

    Oct 25, 2008 at 8:10 pm   rating: 0  

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  • #22   loki_monster

    So I guess Todd got to see Michelle’s (*) (*)?

    Oct 26, 2008 at 1:34 pm   rating: 0  

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  • #23   bean

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    Oct 26, 2008 at 3:50 pm   rating: +7  

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  • #24   status

    Need more background!
    I’d like to also whore my own facebook-idiocy site. Thanks.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 5:52 am   rating: 0  

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  • #25   A$$ MASSUH

    mIm <– could this be used for a flipping the bird?

    Oct 30, 2008 at 1:58 pm   rating: 0  

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  • #26   VVendetta

    Gay
    EPIC FAIL

    Oct 31, 2008 at 4:58 pm   rating: 0  

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  • #27   the scarlet status update

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    Nov 14, 2008 at 2:27 pm   rating: 0  

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  • #28   Kaitertot

    (//_-)

    Nov 15, 2008 at 1:58 am   rating: +1  

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