ah, young love.
related: facebook: a place for frenemies
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ah, young love.
related: facebook: a place for frenemies
extra credit: thumbspeak [thenewyorker.com]
FILED UNDER: canada · facebook · frenemies · ontario · smiley
58 responses so far ↓
#1
mrs. pommelhorst

Did Kevin not have an appropriate emoticon? Txt-foul!
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:07 pm rating: +15 
#2
Mishee

I would’ve thought Michelle using the emoticon
would probably be more illustrative of their “spectacular weekend together”
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:09 pm rating: +4 
#3
Bunnee

I bet Kevin wishes they made an emoticon representing a middle finger.
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:13 pm rating: +6 
#4
Frankie

Kevin- How do I type a smiley face that means “I’ll cut you”?
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:16 pm rating: +17 
#5
amy d

I would never screw over a friend. Someone I refer to as my quote friend unquote is a whole other story. The’re on their own.
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:30 pm rating: +22 
#6
Frankie

Wait a minute. Kevin is Todd’s friend right? I mean because Kevin posted the comment on Todd’s facebook homepage where the whole ordeal originated. Umm. Either Kevin is a cock blocking friend or a “special friend” of Todd’s. My head hurts. Where is falcon?
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:34 pm rating: +5 
#7
0falcon8

Kevin: bros before hos, Todd >:(
Oct 24, 2008 at 5:37 pm rating: +19 
#8
Lorelie

It’s painfully obvious Kevin sobbed himself to sleep all weekend, dreaming of the spectacular time he and Todd were to have at the interior design show. In matching pink, tight t-shirts.
Oct 24, 2008 at 6:01 pm rating: +9 
#9
Vivienne

It’s okay, Kevin.
At least you can still fantasize about Clay Aiken.
Oct 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm rating: 0 
#10
HairySwede

there is a threesome joke in this somewhere…
Oct 24, 2008 at 6:08 pm rating: +1 
#11
Andy

Kevin, If you don’t want Michelle and me screwing over you, then, damnit, call the top bunk next time! ><
Oct 24, 2008 at 6:13 pm rating: +13 
#12
JoelWhy

Poor Kevin…he so desperately wanted to be a third-wheel.
Oct 24, 2008 at 6:25 pm rating: +8 
#13
Andy

Weekend away with Michelle: $200 8==D
Internet connection to let everyone on Facebook know about my weekend: $25
Cost of screwing over a friend: ..!.. (_._) ..!..
Screen capture of a love triangle: Priceless XD
There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s PAN.com
Oct 24, 2008 at 6:31 pm rating: +32 
#14
Canthz_B

Kevin is clearly still upset that Todd won the coin toss for the top bunk.
Get a room, Todd, and stop screwing Michelle over Kevin.
Oct 24, 2008 at 9:21 pm rating: +2 
#15
aaa

What, did Todd and Michelle leave Kevin out of their threesome?
Oct 24, 2008 at 9:26 pm rating: 0 
#16
Canthz_B

Todd: Michelle, will you
me 
That
Ok, but don’t cum in my

I won’t… 

, next time make him
you first, Michelle

Michelle:
mouth
Todd:
Michelle: You BASTARD
Kevin: Here’s an
Oct 25, 2008 at 3:43 am rating: +38 
#17
Stormy

Jeez, Kevin, way to be a buzzkill. I can see why you’re “friends” with so many people.
Oct 25, 2008 at 4:24 am rating: +3 
#18
Goldie

I see that Kevin is looking for a “screwed over” emoticon, so I asked my teenage son to help him out. Here ya go, Kevin, buddy.
B=====D~
Tell a friend! Spread the emoticon wealth!
Oct 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm rating: +1 
#19
0falcon8

maybe if kevin gave better handjobs, todd would have spent the weekend with him instead
Oct 25, 2008 at 1:54 pm rating: +5 
#20
aaa

Poor Kevin. He had to spend his weekend like this:
OGC
Oct 25, 2008 at 7:53 pm rating: +2 
#21
bean

“why use your head, when you could be getting some cop on cop fucky sucky?”
/did I beat the record? have I won the unitard yet?
Oct 25, 2008 at 8:10 pm rating: 0 
#22
loki_monster

So I guess Todd got to see Michelle’s (*) (*)?
Oct 26, 2008 at 1:34 pm rating: 0 
#23
bean

(* Y * ) { _ ‘ _ }
) ( \ _l_ /
( v ) [ db ]
\ l / l l l
Oct 26, 2008 at 3:50 pm rating: +7 
#24
status

Need more background!
I’d like to also whore my own facebook-idiocy site. Thanks.
Oct 27, 2008 at 5:52 am rating: 0 
#25
A$$ MASSUH

mIm <– could this be used for a flipping the bird?
Oct 30, 2008 at 1:58 pm rating: 0 
#26
VVendetta

Gay
EPIC FAIL
Oct 31, 2008 at 4:58 pm rating: 0 
#27
the scarlet status update

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Nov 14, 2008 at 2:27 pm rating: 0 
#28
Kaitertot

(//_-)
Nov 15, 2008 at 1:58 am rating: 0 
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