sarah in new zealand says all three of these notes went up before 10 a.m. on monday (trash day). adds sarah: “we can only assume that oliver keeps some kind of detailed diary about everything that happens in our flat, but only refers to it when things haven’t been done.”

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93 responses so far ↓
#1
j

that last sentence is gold.
Oct 26, 2008 at 7:50 pm rating: +28 
#2
Paige

That thing at the end of the first note… is that supposed to be some sort of unhappy emoticon? Or perhaps it’s a lump of gold with sparkly shining lines coming off it? Or maybe a bit of the oh-so-offensive rubbish with stink lines? Anybody know?
Oct 26, 2008 at 7:58 pm rating: +1 
#3
J

This makes me appreciative of my old roomie, where our rule about trash was: if you see it full, take it out. I think we ended up taking it out pretty equally, and if someone did it twice in a row, no one posted angry notes on the fridge.
Oct 26, 2008 at 8:01 pm rating: +6 
#4
Tmarie

Plot twist on 3rd note is phenomenal. I was of course expecting “take out the trash yourself” and then BANG! it twists on you.
This guy should write for “24″. Call Fox.
Oct 26, 2008 at 8:31 pm rating: +58 
#5
Tammy

Man, I needed a laugh like that tonight. What a great finish!
Oct 26, 2008 at 8:41 pm rating: +1 
#6
RunBarbara

time it takes to write note < time it takes to suck cock (properly)
Oct 26, 2008 at 9:17 pm rating: +39 
#7
Mishee

I find that there is always ample time to suck cock.
That’s why my Hubby always has a smile on his face… except.. you know… at the moment… then no smile… but definitely all smiles after!
Oct 26, 2008 at 9:23 pm rating: +6 
#8
claw71

Well, this is troubling to me…since Oliver’s calculations clearly illustrate that Daniel and Emma are not on the hook for taking out the rubbish in this particular week I can only deduce that Sarah left this crude and rather unsettling response. In my estimation, Sarah is not only obligated to follow though on this chore but additionally, well, that’s a man, baby.
Oct 26, 2008 at 9:47 pm rating: +15 
#9
Canthz_B

If O.J.S. asks you to do something, I think it best to comply!
Oct 26, 2008 at 9:58 pm rating: +12 
#10
Jesso

The person who wrote that last note deserves a high five. Possibly three high fives.
Oct 26, 2008 at 9:59 pm rating: +1 
#11
Canthz_B

When’s my tum to take out the vubbish?
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:05 pm rating: +6 
#12
Canthz_B

Emma, Sarah, Daniel and Oliver?
Oliver did the calculations, so did Daniel write the original note?
Original has same annoying hand-writing as the first.
If Daniel spent less time fantasizing about a blow job from Oliver, maybe he could take out the trash!
But, no!!! Daniel is too busy sticking up for Sarah who should be taking out the fucking trash instead of posting notes on PAN!!
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:13 pm rating: +3 
#13
JesFoolin

Is this what is meant by the phrase “cock sucking calculus”?
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:21 pm rating: +4 
#14
Canthz_B

Save a tree. Write a rubbish removal schedule instead of childish notes.
Hmm, how shall I put this??
GROW THE FUCK UP!!!
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:55 pm rating: +2 
#15
Troy McClure

They should put aside their differences and focus on their national capitals’ fridge magnet collection. They’ve got two already; they can collect the other 193 in no time, if they divide them up between themselves.
(Really, I’m just suggesting that to keep them separated for a while. It’s something I learned parenting.)
Oct 26, 2008 at 11:06 pm rating: +4 
#16
annemjw

Nice, these people appear to be my neighbours and all!
I wondered what the passive aggressive yelling from aro was a while ago
Oct 26, 2008 at 11:20 pm rating: 0 
#17
Kirsten

They have rubbish schedules in New Zealand? Crazy!!
Oct 26, 2008 at 11:48 pm rating: 0 
#18
Kristin

Obviously the note writer is male(he wants his c*ck sucked), Oliver I’m assuming is male also, is the note writer gay? He may have unknowingly come out of the closet.
By the way, nice alphabet magnets!
Oct 26, 2008 at 11:52 pm rating: 0 
#19
Flaboy2425

You want the rubbish taken out on Wednesday? Hell, they don’t haul it away until Friday. Chill!
Oct 27, 2008 at 12:01 am rating: 0 
#20
Tom

Oliver likes the same video store as I (and all decent God-fearing folk in Wellington). It makes me a little queasy that I coexist so closely with such levels of retentiveness.
Oct 27, 2008 at 1:23 am rating: 0 
#21
Julia

Wow, what a perfectly fabulous response note! I’m impressed!
Oct 27, 2008 at 4:11 am rating: 0 
#22
Woman on the Verge

I think that they should take the first and third notes away and absorb the new meaning of the second note. Maybe they just all need to “do it”… and perhaps Oliver won’t be so proud of doing it all by himself…
Oct 27, 2008 at 7:48 am rating: +3 
#23
Fern

That was the perfect ending (no pun intended) from anonymous flatmate. I burst out laughing.
(I assume Olive works in human resources or is a lawyer…)
Oct 27, 2008 at 9:58 am rating: 0