sarah in new zealand says all three of these notes went up before 10 a.m. on monday (trash day). adds sarah: “we can only assume that oliver keeps some kind of detailed diary about everything that happens in our flat, but only refers to it when things haven’t been done.”
related: 10 people, one kitchen
93 responses so far ↓
#1
j
that last sentence is gold.
Oct 26, 2008 at 7:50 pm rating: +31
#2
Paige
That thing at the end of the first note… is that supposed to be some sort of unhappy emoticon? Or perhaps it’s a lump of gold with sparkly shining lines coming off it? Or maybe a bit of the oh-so-offensive rubbish with stink lines? Anybody know?
Oct 26, 2008 at 7:58 pm rating: +1
#3
J
This makes me appreciative of my old roomie, where our rule about trash was: if you see it full, take it out. I think we ended up taking it out pretty equally, and if someone did it twice in a row, no one posted angry notes on the fridge.
Oct 26, 2008 at 8:01 pm rating: +6
#4
Tmarie
Plot twist on 3rd note is phenomenal. I was of course expecting “take out the trash yourself” and then BANG! it twists on you.
This guy should write for “24″. Call Fox.
Oct 26, 2008 at 8:31 pm rating: +60
#5
Tammy
Man, I needed a laugh like that tonight. What a great finish!
Oct 26, 2008 at 8:41 pm rating: +1
#6
RunBarbara
time it takes to write note < time it takes to suck cock (properly)
Oct 26, 2008 at 9:17 pm rating: +39
#7
Mishee
I find that there is always ample time to suck cock.
That’s why my Hubby always has a smile on his face… except.. you know… at the moment… then no smile… but definitely all smiles after!
Oct 26, 2008 at 9:23 pm rating: +7
#8
claw71
Well, this is troubling to me…since Oliver’s calculations clearly illustrate that Daniel and Emma are not on the hook for taking out the rubbish in this particular week I can only deduce that Sarah left this crude and rather unsettling response. In my estimation, Sarah is not only obligated to follow though on this chore but additionally, well, that’s a man, baby.
Oct 26, 2008 at 9:47 pm rating: +15
#9
Canthz_B
If O.J.S. asks you to do something, I think it best to comply!
Oct 26, 2008 at 9:58 pm rating: +12
#10
Jesso
The person who wrote that last note deserves a high five. Possibly three high fives.
Oct 26, 2008 at 9:59 pm rating: +1
#11
Canthz_B
When’s my tum to take out the vubbish?
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:05 pm rating: +6
#12
Canthz_B
Emma, Sarah, Daniel and Oliver?
Oliver did the calculations, so did Daniel write the original note?
Original has same annoying hand-writing as the first.
If Daniel spent less time fantasizing about a blow job from Oliver, maybe he could take out the trash!
But, no!!! Daniel is too busy sticking up for Sarah who should be taking out the fucking trash instead of posting notes on PAN!!
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:13 pm rating: +3
#13
JesFoolin
Is this what is meant by the phrase “cock sucking calculus”?
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:21 pm rating: +4
#14
Canthz_B
Save a tree. Write a rubbish removal schedule instead of childish notes.
Hmm, how shall I put this??
GROW THE FUCK UP!!!
Oct 26, 2008 at 10:55 pm rating: +2
#15
Troy McClure
They should put aside their differences and focus on their national capitals’ fridge magnet collection. They’ve got two already; they can collect the other 193 in no time, if they divide them up between themselves.
(Really, I’m just suggesting that to keep them separated for a while. It’s something I learned parenting.)
Oct 26, 2008 at 11:06 pm rating: +4
#16
annemjw
Nice, these people appear to be my neighbours and all!
I wondered what the passive aggressive yelling from aro was a while ago
Oct 26, 2008 at 11:20 pm rating: 0
#17
Kirsten
They have rubbish schedules in New Zealand? Crazy!!
Oct 26, 2008 at 11:48 pm rating: 0
#18
Kristin
Obviously the note writer is male(he wants his c*ck sucked), Oliver I’m assuming is male also, is the note writer gay? He may have unknowingly come out of the closet.
By the way, nice alphabet magnets!
Oct 26, 2008 at 11:52 pm rating: 0
#19
Flaboy2425
You want the rubbish taken out on Wednesday? Hell, they don’t haul it away until Friday. Chill!
Oct 27, 2008 at 12:01 am rating: 0
#20
Tom
Oliver likes the same video store as I (and all decent God-fearing folk in Wellington). It makes me a little queasy that I coexist so closely with such levels of retentiveness.
Oct 27, 2008 at 1:23 am rating: 0
#21
Julia
Wow, what a perfectly fabulous response note! I’m impressed!
Oct 27, 2008 at 4:11 am rating: 0
#22
Woman on the Verge
I think that they should take the first and third notes away and absorb the new meaning of the second note. Maybe they just all need to “do it”… and perhaps Oliver won’t be so proud of doing it all by himself…
Oct 27, 2008 at 7:48 am rating: +3
#23
Fern
That was the perfect ending (no pun intended) from anonymous flatmate. I burst out laughing.
(I assume Olive works in human resources or is a lawyer…)
Oct 27, 2008 at 9:58 am rating: 0
#24
Shangbag
The third note is clearly an attack on Oliver because he missed his turn to suck cock.
By my calculations…
Emma sucked Daniel’s cock last week,
Sarah sucked Oliver’s the week before (Oliver was so proud),
and Karma sucked my cock yesterday restoring the balance of life, so clearly the note writer is just looking for a hummer!
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:02 am rating: +7
#25
Sheepish
Rubbish!
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:17 am rating: 0
#26
G
If Oliver’s “calculations” are indeed right… then the only thing that anybody can really say is that Emma is a saint. I’m with Oliver – I think it’s Sarah’s turn.
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:22 am rating: +2
#27
maude
Time for a chore chart! I don’t want anymore bickering over whose turn it is to suck cock.
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:43 am rating: +21
#28
Dare
Oliver should have saved himself considerable note writing time and just put an apple-core on a napkin with a “WTF?!?”
Note writing time saved translates directly into cock sucking time earned.
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:52 am rating: +3
#29
GhostWriter
According to my Zoolandern (the official language of New Zealand) pocket dictionary, “suck my cock” is actually common slang for “take out the trash.”
Imagine how confusing this makes things during Prom season.
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:52 am rating: +9
#30
Andy
The alphabet magnets are a clear indication of a toddler in the house. Or the worse set of fridge poetry ever.
[Learning] [adult] [words] [for][mouth][love][making]
Oct 27, 2008 at 11:18 am rating: +1
#31
Dani
The middle note sounds like one of those logic puzzles on the LSAT.
Oct 27, 2008 at 11:35 am rating: +8
#32
thirty six red
It’s that bastard Daniel. It was Sarah’s turn to take it out. Now Daniel will be losing BJ time with sweet, sweet Sarah. So Daniel is looking to that little fuck Oliver for replacement head. He simply doesn’t care- SOMEBODY is going to suck it.
Oct 27, 2008 at 12:44 pm rating: +1
#33
GhostWriter
I have found “By the Power of GraySkull!” to be a more impressive invocation than, “By My Calculations…”
Oct 27, 2008 at 12:52 pm rating: +18
#34
Ti O
Sarah is a tranny?
Oct 27, 2008 at 12:58 pm rating: 0
#35
Mishee
It just came to me… like a flash of light…
Sarah is the rubbish.
Just translate the note into American by changing the word “rubbish” with “trash”.
I suppose all women named Sarah are trashy… (*coughPalincough*)
Oct 27, 2008 at 2:07 pm rating: +7
#36
Eric B.
Dear flatmate,
I’ve seen your cock. Sucking it shouldn’t take that long.
Signed,
Oliver
Oct 27, 2008 at 2:09 pm rating: +12
#37
tnmnorcal
did anyone else notice that the cock sucking note is held up by the letters VD???
Oct 27, 2008 at 3:51 pm rating: +9
#38
unitard wearing tnmnorcal
the cock was fucking delicious
Oct 27, 2008 at 3:52 pm rating: 0
#39
Juliet
What I love is that no one actually takes out the garbage during their turn. Daniel did it for Emma, who did it for Sarah, who didn’t take it at all.
What’s the point of a schedule if no one actually does the task when it is their turn? Maybe if someone took the trash out for Oliver he wouldn’t feel so left out?
Why isn’t this note covered in drawings of penises????
Oct 27, 2008 at 3:57 pm rating: +4
#40
Mishee
I’m rather interested in what the little fridge sized white board on the right hand side says.
Oct 27, 2008 at 5:52 pm rating: 0
#41
JoelWhy
Time to suck some c*ck…or, he could use said valuable time to, I dunno, take out the trash?
Oct 27, 2008 at 6:31 pm rating: 0
#42
biscuit
Sucking cock? That’s rubbish.
Oct 27, 2008 at 11:58 pm rating: +1
#43
Phalange
I bet Oliver is a kickass Clue player.
Oct 28, 2008 at 7:56 am rating: +2
#44
bathory
That end of that last note is spectacular.
Oct 28, 2008 at 2:56 pm rating: 0
#45
kelly
Ok, this looks like some feminine writing and something only a woman would do…but SUCK MY COCK? Probably not something a woman (an angry one, no less would say). Given it’s a man, I think it would be easier to take out the rubbish than to sit down and scribe something like this.
Nov 2, 2008 at 5:41 pm rating: 0
#46
Mudhooks
I am a recovered PA note-leaver, myself. I have to say that it was often the only recourse when I was living in a rooming house with 21 other people (which included a number of inconsiderate asses).
One of the common complaints was people who left the front door wide open or let complete strangers into the house (a big Victorian mansion) to wander about one their own (and once, the Quebec police, despite the fact that 1) they didn’t have a warrant and 2) we lived in Ontario where said Quebec police had no jurisdiction).
After I left a large note asking people, for the safety of themselves and others, to please shut the front door and not let complete strangers in off the street, one of my room mates whinged on about how he had nothing to steal so didn’t really care about whether the door was left open or not, or who wandered about the house.
About a week later, the same room mate was loudly complaining to me about how someone walked into his room and stole his stereo, a suit, and some food… I didn’t have a lot of sympathy.
Nov 10, 2008 at 9:19 pm rating: 0
#47
J
An Aro Video card? That’s my neighbourhood! And I think I may know the people in question!
Dec 1, 2008 at 2:28 am rating: 0
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