jeff in grand blanc, michigan says one of his friends found this note on her bed one day when she came home from school. (and no, you can’t go live there.)
related: passive (voice) abuse
it’s on my dresser, next to my rolling papers
October 27th, 2008 · 124 comments
FILED UNDER: drugs · laundry · michigan · moms & dads · visual aids
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#1
secondsout
Umm, mom, that was, um, catnip - for the cat and stuff. I’ll leave it somewhere safe where the cat won’t eat it yet, cause it’s not dry. Yeah…
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:20 pm rating: +4
#2
secondsout
She was using the clear tape to tape a baggy full of weed to the inside of her leg, so as to smuggle some onto a plane. You probably want the dispenser and not the used tape; the used tape has a few pubes in it.
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:21 pm rating: +3
#3
isabella
Judging by mom’s “yo” and the lopsided smiley face, I’d say she’s had a hit or two from hemphead’s stash.
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:22 pm rating: +35
#4
secondsout
Does anyone think that the bag was full before mom helped herself to half? Finder’s fee, we call it.
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:26 pm rating: +36
#5
secondsout
Yo Hemphead! It reminds one of the climatic scene in Rocky 2, but if Ricky Williams were a boxer.
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:30 pm rating: 0
#6
Mishee
Good thing I wasn’t her mom…
“What weed?”
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:31 pm rating: +57
#7
JoelWhy
Christ, I hope there was a lot of water let in, and that’s what made the pot brown. Otherwise, that is the nastiest looking weed I’ve ever seen!
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:33 pm rating: +7
#8
anglophile
Hemphead (pronounced Heemfayth) is fast rising on the list of popular baby names; right now it’s ranked between Lemonjello and Chlamydia.
Oct 27, 2008 at 8:49 pm rating: +49
#9
Quite Contrary
Clearly, this was inspired by Nancy Botwin.
Oct 27, 2008 at 9:09 pm rating: +3
#10
JesFoolin
Fortunately I’ve discovered a quick and easy way to dry this out. Hand me that lighter.
Oct 27, 2008 at 9:16 pm rating: +18
#11
Canthz_B
Who would have thought a pot-head would be forgetful?
Mom could at least say thanks for doing the laundry.
Who would have thought a pot-head would be forgetful?
Oct 27, 2008 at 9:41 pm rating: +45
#12
Canthz_B
“Your Clear tape? I’ve never heard of them, and besides, all of my music is on my iPod!”
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:00 pm rating: +18
#13
snee
sneemum vs. hemphead’s mom:
check your pockets. yes.
where’s my clear tape? okay.
lay your weed out to dry. not so much.
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:13 pm rating: +7
#14
snee
hemphead’s mom has got it goin’ on.
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:15 pm rating: +9
#15
0falcon8
she used up the clear tape by fashioning herself a crack pipe, because we all know that weed is a gateway drug…
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:21 pm rating: +8
#16
hydromjstik
don’t worry ’bout it mom the clear tape is somewhere safe…
Oct 27, 2008 at 11:02 pm rating: 0
#17
annon
Um, this is really old. I saw it a few years ago on one of the college humour websites.
Oct 27, 2008 at 11:14 pm rating: +3
#18
bellabeastie
” Hey, honey. Silly me, found the clear tape to seal up that brown-baggie… Now would you like cheetos or chips in that munchie lunchie?”
(’cause I’ve got munchies of my own…)
luv,
Mom ;-0
Oct 27, 2008 at 11:22 pm rating: +2
#19
Julia
This mom is a hell of a lot more understanding than my mom would have been.
Oct 28, 2008 at 12:12 am rating: +2
#20
bean
hemphead? Well, I guess it’s hemp now that the laundry detergent got to it… Hope she didn’t use fabric softener, makes you cough like a mumfucker.
Oct 28, 2008 at 12:33 am rating: +6
#21
bean
oh and for posterity’s sake, “Littering and…littering and…littering and smokin’ the reefer.”
Oct 28, 2008 at 12:34 am rating: +5
#22
maude
Kinda reminds me of how both times I was caught smoking pot (by my mom and by my RA in college) the response was an exceedingly polite, “Um, would you mind not doing that?”
It’s difficult to come down hard on something that you’ve done countless times yourself.
Oct 28, 2008 at 12:46 am rating: 0
#23
cat
mom says, ‘that weed was fucking delicious!’
Oct 28, 2008 at 5:02 am rating: +8