It’s on my dresser, next to my rolling papers

October 27th, 2008 · 125 comments

Jeff in Grand Blanc, Michigan says one of his friends found this note on her bed one day when she came home from school. (And no, you can’t go live there.)

Yo — Hemphead! Look what you washed by not checking your pockets! Let's hope the seal was tight enough not to let much water in! May I suggest you lay it out somewhere safe to dry! Love, Mom :) P.S. Where's my clear tape?

related: LAN party at Mom’s house!

FILED UNDER: drugs · laundry · Michigan · Moms & Dads · p.s. · signed with love · visual aids


125 responses so far ↓

  • #1   secondsout bang

    Umm, mom, that was, um, catnip – for the cat and stuff. I’ll leave it somewhere safe where the cat won’t eat it yet, cause it’s not dry. Yeah…

    Oct 27, 2008 at 8:20 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   hall monitor

      I’d say it’s pretty irresponsible of mom to assume her teenager daughter was the last to use the clear tape. Parents love accusations!

      Hall Monitor
      http://detentionslip.org

      Oct 27, 2008 at 9:06 pm   rating: 69  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   bellabeastie

      Why are people even plussing you?

      Like I need some third grade teacher telling people what to do.

      Go away. And don’t put your self-serving website up here. Annoying at best.

      P.S. my weed is dry … thx.

      Oct 27, 2008 at 11:01 pm   rating: 93  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   snee bang

      umm, bella? while i would agree that hall monitor doesn’t need to post the blog site since the login is a link, it was a funny comment. made me laugh, anyway…

      Oct 27, 2008 at 11:19 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   bellabeastie

      Sorry, snee.. just cranky tonight.

      forgive me?

      Oct 27, 2008 at 11:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   snee bang

      *passes bella a joint*

      Oct 27, 2008 at 11:50 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Scaryduck

      The only reason a teenager would use the clear tape would be in a bizarre and heinous roll-up paper shortage.

      Also I would never, ever plug my website on these pages. Ever.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 8:52 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   Ti O bang

      A tool is just a tool and always will be Bella.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 12:39 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   TygerAKC bang

      um…did you just call Bella a tool?

      Oct 28, 2008 at 4:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   Mishee bang

      I’m pretty sure HallMonitor is the tool…

      but aren’t they always?

      Oct 28, 2008 at 4:36 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   secondsout bang

    She was using the clear tape to tape a baggy full of weed to the inside of her leg, so as to smuggle some onto a plane. You probably want the dispenser and not the used tape; the used tape has a few pubes in it.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 8:21 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   isabella

    Judging by mom’s “yo” and the lopsided smiley face, I’d say she’s had a hit or two from hemphead’s stash.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 8:22 pm   rating: 42  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   yup

      yeah

      Oct 27, 2008 at 8:25 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   secondsout bang

    Does anyone think that the bag was full before mom helped herself to half? Finder’s fee, we call it.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 8:26 pm   rating: 42  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   secondsout bang

    Yo Hemphead! It reminds one of the climatic scene in Rocky 2, but if Ricky Williams were a boxer.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 8:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Mishee bang

    Good thing I wasn’t her mom…

    “What weed?”

    Oct 27, 2008 at 8:31 pm   rating: 64  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Holiday Djinn

      I’m with Mishee on this, if this stash was found in most houses I know of there would not have been a note. The only thing left would be the smoke lingering in the air. :-)

      Oct 28, 2008 at 7:25 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Xtroll

      After leaving an empty baggy taped to the note, I write;
      Yo hemphead,
      See what you lost by not checking your pockets. Good thing your dealer uses good baggies with strong seals that kept it dry. Thanks for the buzz. Love Mom.

      PS: I don’t care where my clear tape is now.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 12:02 pm   rating: 72  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   JoelWhy

    Christ, I hope there was a lot of water let in, and that’s what made the pot brown. Otherwise, that is the nastiest looking weed I’ve ever seen!

    Oct 27, 2008 at 8:33 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Mishee bang

      It did say they were in Michigan…

      its not like this note is from Humbolt County or anything…

      Oct 27, 2008 at 8:37 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Troy McClure bang

      Who was in you again?

      Oh, right, I get it…

      Oct 27, 2008 at 8:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   se

      Joel, some of the best weed in the world was just about that same color. was called Jamaica red.

      Oct 27, 2008 at 9:29 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   JoelWhy

      Hmmm, didn’t realize that. I’ll have to try it sometime…uhmmm, but, errr…only for scientific/medical research purposes.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 12:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   anglophile bang

    Hemphead (pronounced Heemfayth) is fast rising on the list of popular baby names; right now it’s ranked between Lemonjello and Chlamydia.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 8:49 pm   rating: 54  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Amandah

      Lemonjello is the name of my baby sister :]

      Oct 27, 2008 at 9:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   K Dog

      I heart “Freakonomics.”

      Oct 27, 2008 at 10:04 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   someone else

      I was a camp counselor, and not only did we have a camper named “Orangejello,” we also had a set of twins named “Tanqueray” and “Alize.” Mmm, makes me want jello shots…

      Oct 28, 2008 at 5:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   Mishee bang

      Hello, my name is Peter Lemonjello. Your house is on fire.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 5:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Quite Contrary bang

    Clearly, this was inspired by Nancy Botwin.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 9:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   JesFoolin

    Fortunately I’ve discovered a quick and easy way to dry this out. Hand me that lighter.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 9:16 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Canthz_B bang

    Who would have thought a pot-head would be forgetful?
    Mom could at least say thanks for doing the laundry.
    Who would have thought a pot-head would be forgetful?

    Oct 27, 2008 at 9:41 pm   rating: 51  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Rebekah

      Uh, I think the point is that mom DID the laundry which is how she found the pot in the pocket. The kid is the one who tossed their clothes in without emptying the pocket first.

      Oct 31, 2008 at 2:54 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Superdude bang

      That must be why the note says “Look what you washed…”? OK. fine.

      Oct 31, 2008 at 2:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Canthz_B bang

      Uh, seems to me that if Mom did the laundry, the pot would not have been washed because Mom knows to check pockets before washing.
      That, and who the fuck uses their washer as a dirty clothes hamper?

      More likely is that Mom found the weed in the washer when she was about to do her own load. See, Mom knows to check pockets and look in the washer before putting a load in.

      Oct 31, 2008 at 3:03 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Canthz_B bang

    “Your Clear tape? I’ve never heard of them, and besides, all of my music is on my iPod!”

    Oct 27, 2008 at 10:00 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   snee

    sneemum vs. hemphead’s mom:

    check your pockets. yes.
    where’s my clear tape? okay.
    lay your weed out to dry. not so much.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 10:13 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   snee

    hemphead’s mom has got it goin’ on.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 10:15 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   0falcon8 bang

    she used up the clear tape by fashioning herself a crack pipe, because we all know that weed is a gateway drug…

    Oct 27, 2008 at 10:21 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   hydromjstik

    don’t worry ’bout it mom the clear tape is somewhere safe…

    Oct 27, 2008 at 11:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   annon

    Um, this is really old. I saw it a few years ago on one of the college humour websites.

    Oct 27, 2008 at 11:14 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Canthz_B bang

      Since when is there a statute of limitations on PA notes? :roll:

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:09 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   BurstingAtTheSeams

      Boooooo whoozers! Don’t mean it ain’t still funny!

      Oct 28, 2008 at 5:06 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   Mark bang

      Booooo whoozers? Is that like Buuuuu-urns? Because I was saying Buuuuuu-urns.

      -Hans Moleman

      Oct 28, 2008 at 5:25 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.4   BS

      It IS funny. But unless the submitter waited several years to send it in, I call bullshit. I mean, it is a hilarious note, I love that the weed is attached, but I don’t think ‘Jeff’ really has a friend that received this, haha.

      Nov 20, 2008 at 3:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.5   Mishee bang

      I don’t know what you are talking about.

      Do you know how many times I got caught with my friends’ bags?? Every single time I got caught!!

      Nov 20, 2008 at 3:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   bellabeastie

    ” Hey, honey. Silly me, found the clear tape to seal up that brown-baggie… Now would you like cheetos or chips in that munchie lunchie?”

    (’cause I’ve got munchies of my own…)

    luv,
    Mom ;-0

    Oct 27, 2008 at 11:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Lorelie

      Pshaw. More like:

      Um, sorry I don’t have any cheetos or chips for your lunch. I ate ‘em all last night, somewhere around the second bowl.

      Luv,
      Mom

      Oct 28, 2008 at 8:11 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Julia

    This mom is a hell of a lot more understanding than my mom would have been.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 12:12 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   BurstingAtTheSeams

      Yes, me too. She definitely gets her point across about checking those pockets though…

      Oct 28, 2008 at 5:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   bean

    hemphead? Well, I guess it’s hemp now that the laundry detergent got to it… Hope she didn’t use fabric softener, makes you cough like a mumfucker.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 12:33 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Juliet

      Mumfucker… I loves it!

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   Mishee bang

      No bean, the fabric softener when into a toilet paper tube so she could exhale.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:37 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   Mishee bang

      Duh! that was supposed to say “went into a toilet paper roll”… my bad!

      *cough cough*

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   bean

    oh and for posterity’s sake, “Littering and…littering and…littering and smokin’ the reefer.”

    Oct 28, 2008 at 12:34 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Mishee bang

      You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   agatha christie

      The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

      Oct 28, 2008 at 6:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   maude

    Kinda reminds me of how both times I was caught smoking pot (by my mom and by my RA in college) the response was an exceedingly polite, “Um, would you mind not doing that?”

    It’s difficult to come down hard on something that you’ve done countless times yourself.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 12:46 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Lorelie

      When my mom found my pipe, she offered to go get me Golden Seal or whatever that system-clean out stuff is.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 8:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   Bunnee

      XXXtra Clean works the best….or so they say.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 2:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   Jahzzie

      I personally prefer Herbal Cleanse

      Oct 29, 2008 at 6:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   cat

    mom says, ‘that weed was fucking delicious!’

    Oct 28, 2008 at 5:02 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Woman on the Verge

      Oh for God’s sake, somebody give cat the crab-infested, yeast infectioned, semen stained, tattered unitard and get it over with.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 7:54 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   vivitop

      Comment # 23! Really # 23??? I though it would be the 1st comment post!

      Oct 28, 2008 at 10:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   Mishee bang

      vivitop – I think you might deserve the Unitard just for thinking that

      Oct 28, 2008 at 10:35 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.4   secondsout bang

      Sorry, I nabbed the first comment. You’ll notice that I didn’t say “First!”; I didn’t say “fuckin’ delicious;” I didn’t act like a troll for my own website; no mention of THX Sandra; nor did I talk about the episode of Mythbusters that disputes the invisible shit spray that coats toothbrushes. Why? Because the trolls who do such things are highly annoying. I opted for something original instead.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 11:30 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.5   Canthz_B bang

      ROTFLMAO!!!

      cat, that was so funny I can’t stand it!
      How did you ever think of such a funny thing to say?!
      OMFG, you are so brilliant!!!

      Oct 28, 2008 at 12:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.6   vivitop

      ***Vivitop is running up and down the street wearing a unitard***

      not any unitard… THE Unitard..

      Oct 28, 2008 at 12:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.7   Ti O bang

      School must be out for fall break or something….

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.8   Juliet

      It amazes me that people persist with this joke. Please, can we move on? Please?

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.9   bellabeastie

      effin’ d iz dead. dass it.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 2:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.10   snee bang

      it lives on in my heart…

      Oct 28, 2008 at 11:33 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Woman on the Verge

    Mom,
    Thx for finding my hemp. I’ll make us friendship bracelets with what’s left after I *click, deep inhale* finish drying it out.
    Love,
    me

    Oct 28, 2008 at 7:55 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   john

    mom was able to get by with the non-clear tape but it’s all fucked up with folded over corners and stuff. lots of anger there – a lot more anger there than finding the kid’s weed!

    Oct 28, 2008 at 8:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   claw71 bang

    Hemphead was always taking grief from her mom. “You smell like a bong,” mom would complain in front of friends and family. “Oh my god, are you high again?” she would question whenever Hemphead’s judgment seemed impaired.

    Hemphead felt like she was always being singled out. It was almost as if her mistakes and shortcomings were more evident than those of her sisters, Skankwhore and Embezzler.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 9:06 am   rating: 30  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   caroline

    I hope she wants to match.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 9:24 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Dare

    I would have thought that the fair redistribution of weed by the department of laundry affairs was completely appropriate in today’s market.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 9:25 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Bunnee

    Hemphead should do the decent thing and share with Mom, since she was so nice to give it back. She even offered a Heloise-type hint for restoration of the weed. However, in looking at the sack, there’s really not enough to go around. One bowl or a small pinner, at best. Tough shit, Mom.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 10:33 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   zach

    schwaggggg

    Oct 28, 2008 at 10:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   Mishee bang

      seriously.

      i wouldn’t give that bag the time of day.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 10:47 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   bean

      you guys have to remember it did go through the laundry! I don’t see any seeds, I don’t see any stems, and it doesn’t look bricked. There are little red hairs floating around that bag. It might not have been the grade of chron that connoisseurs like us in cali are used to, but I’ve had some good weed go very, very bad in the washing machine :(

      That’s a low end A grade, high B. Not schwag. Give our little hemphead some credit!

      Oct 28, 2008 at 11:48 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.3   agatha christie

      And it is Grand Blanc, MI, which is about an hour or so north of Detroit and right next to Flint. Not exactly prime ground for the good stuff.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 6:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.4   AuntyBron

      That’s where you’re wrong AC. Grand Blanc is kind of hoity-toity – or so they would have everyone believe. They think their excrement is not odiferous.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 1:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.5   agatha christie

      I’ve never actually been to Grand Blanc, but I’ve driven past its exit on the freeway and there’s definitely a trash dump mountain next to it. So even if their excrement is not odoriferous, their town certainly smells of yesterday’s trash haul.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 7:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Mishee bang

    I swear! If I had a nickel for everytime I have washed a bag of weed like that…

    I’d have like, 15 cents…

    Of course, this is why you do your own laundry instead of having mom do it you lazy stoner!

    Oct 28, 2008 at 10:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Holiday Djinn

    I am just shocked that with a name like Hemphead, she doesn’t have a bigger bag o’ schwagg.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 10:51 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   MsUnreliable

    And the moral of the story is…do your own laundry you lazy stoner.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 11:00 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   Mishee bang

      Is there an echo in here?

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   amy d bang

      cho in ere?

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.3   Ti O bang

      ho n re

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.4   amy d bang

      o n e?

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.5   Mishee bang

      Exactly amy, it was comment number thirty-one

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   You Suck at Craigslist

    Is Mom suggesting that Hemphead is smoking the clear tape, too?

    Oct 28, 2008 at 11:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   Mishee bang

      I’ve done that too… its not fun.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 1:50 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   Holiday Djinn

      I’ve heard rolling it can be a real bitch though.. . . . .

      Sticky Fingers. . . . ..

      Oct 28, 2008 at 3:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Frankie bang

    ohmygosh! I would have gotten this note from my mom:

    Cassie-
    Were you even planning on sharing this? It’s not like I spent 9 months in agony carrying your fat ass around so you could have a life while mine was slowly sucked out of me and trampled along with my hopes and dreams. Next time be a little less selfish okay. After all, the Dow is down 200 pts, and you probably bought this with my money anyway. Dry the shit out and call me when the pipes loaded.

    Love ya Bitch,
    Mom.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 11:34 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   bean

      that’ s so gonna be the note I leave my kids the first time I find their weed! :)

      Oct 28, 2008 at 11:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.2   Holiday Djinn

      Oh come on, the whole purpose of having kids is so you can give them the whole “I’m dissapointed” look and confiscate their weed. For your own later use of course.

      Just imagine the thoughts going through their head when later that night they smell the waft of sweet, sweet cabby coming from your room.

      Priceless I tells ya!

      Oct 28, 2008 at 3:55 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #35.3   AuntyBron

      That was a real Hallmark moment, Frankie, but I’ve gotta ask – Why would your mom call you Cassie when your name is Frankie?

      Oct 29, 2008 at 1:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   aaa

    Jeff needs smarter friends. If he’s gonna be friends with people that do stuff that pisses off the parents, they should be at least smart enough to keep it hidden. Jeez.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 11:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   JC311 bang

    I used to forget to take things out of my pockets all the time, until one day my mom found my pot…

    Now she’s high all the time and has no time for me, she’s too busy scoring smokes from Claw, or eating munchies with Mishee, and doing god knows what with Barbara…

    I never smoked pot again, and I never forgot things in my pockets…

    Oct 28, 2008 at 2:36 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   Mishee bang

      your mom is fucking delicious.

      yes, I said it!

      Oct 28, 2008 at 2:41 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.2   RunBarbara bang

      well mish, your mom is fucking delicious, too. especially if one has a taste for spoiled meat.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 3:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   charllliee

    so seriously folks. you shouldn’t smoke herb that’s been through the wash. it could have mad detergent in it. mom shoulda known better

    Oct 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   claw71 bang

    I was gonna wash my own clothes, but then I got high
    I was gonna leave my mom alone, but then I got high
    now she’s left a note, and I know why (hemphead)
    because I got high
    because I got high
    because I got high
    la la la la la la

    Oct 28, 2008 at 3:45 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   olivia

    This reminds me of a conversation I had with my mother (an MD) once when applying for a job that required a drug test:

    Olivia: So my temp guys want to submit my resume for a job that I have to take a drug test for. How long does marijuana stay in my system?

    Mom: How long ago did you take it?

    Olivia: Over 2 years.

    Mom: I don’t know what surprises me more, that you smoked marijuana or that you think two years later it’s still in your system.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 4:21 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   Mark bang

      That is a pretty funny story. But it makes a good point — it’s all about detection limits. Chances are that even after 2 years, somewhere in your body there is at least one molecule of THC stuck somewhere. Not that a single molecule is currently detectable, but as technology advances, detection limits get lower and lower.
      Of course, that would be assuming that pre-employment drug screenings use the best available technology, which they definitely do not.
      OK, enough geeking out. Those detection limits were f-d.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 4:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.2   Mishee bang

      Mark, you are such a nerd it almost makes me want to jump your bones… or give you a wedgie…

      or both. If that’s how you roll.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 4:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.3   claw71 bang

      Mishe, you’ve got so much THC in your system that the people downwind of the mortuary are going to get a contact high when they cremate you.

      Oct 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.4   TNMNORCAL

      HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY….I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT MY DESK. MY CO-WORKERS THINK IM HIGH

      Oct 28, 2008 at 5:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.5   Jahzzie

      Flag. Ugh, you just hurt my brain.
      Now where did I leave that Baggie? I hope it’s not laundry day!

      Oct 28, 2008 at 6:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   bubble dumpster

    Somehow I doubt that “Jeff’s friend’s mom” wrote this note, considering a quick google of “yo, hemphead” will bring up postings of this EXACT SAME PICTURE from 2005.

    But at least his stupid blog got some free publicity, I guess.

    Oct 28, 2008 at 7:20 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   aaa

      Ooh, you’re right. And yes, his blog is stupid. :/

      Oct 28, 2008 at 11:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   AshG

    If this is a real mess., or a joke I honestly dont think that I’s too funny. I know alot of people or have known people who smoke’s “weed,pot,sticky,tree’s,mary jane,killa, fire,yum-yum,purple<~~ect…” What you do is your own personal buisness, but in my opinion this message is only in a few short words saying, ” I’m a mom and I support my child getting high and hurting their bodies.” & I believe that by all everyone writing in response to it & in thinking that it was cool, or should I say the “mom was cool ” is just crazy. Now this the is type of sh*t that is going to make our future leaders not only ignorant (because this is what they are taught),but is going to make our freedom even more limmited. I have A LOT more to say but I need to go to bed now. Later I will be back to see what prople have to say! GN

    Oct 29, 2008 at 3:56 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   ohREALLYfool

      Just a thought…
      Next time you want to rant about our “future leaders” becoming more ignorant and “limmiting” our freedom, do yourself a favor and take a moment to spell-check/ grammar-check and maybe use the space bar a bit. It’s clear that you have A LOT more to say, so keep this in mind.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 4:26 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.2   aaa

      Are you aware that this is a humor blog?

      Oct 29, 2008 at 10:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.3   claw71 bang

      First of all, AshG, I suspect that Mom wasn’t too pleased about finding the weed which is why she went to the trouble of creating this passive-aggressive masterwork.

      You know, you might consider twisting one off. I’ve heard that a little weed now and then can work wonders on loosening that stick up enough to easily pull it out of your ass.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 11:07 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.4   Jahzzie

      Claw, I think AshG has their own “Legal” stash of mood enhancers, however, I think it’s time to refill the prescription for valium.
      Personally, I don’t think AshG would know a joke if it ran up to him/her and tried to strangle him with the Unitard.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 6:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.5   ohREALLYfool

      Anyone think AshG is really a crappy pen name for a real “G”? She does seem to know a lot of slang terminology for weed…

      Oct 29, 2008 at 7:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.6   MW

      Dear Ash,

      Please don’t vote.

      Thanks,

      MW

      Nov 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.7   mimi

      ahahahah AshG you’re so down with the cannabis lingo…. BRRRRAP! ahahahah

      Jan 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   Princess

    Doesn’t look like it’s much worse for the wear. It’ll dry up and be just fine to smoke.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 4:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   GucciLittlePiggy

    This has to be a greatest hit. AWESOME!

    I do wonder if it was mother or son that posted it on the blog.

    Nov 5, 2008 at 12:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Dawn

    Best. Mom. Ever.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 9:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   SmartGuy

    That was definatly the moms, shes just trying to push smoking pot onto her kids

    Nov 20, 2008 at 3:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   disgusted

    shwaaaaagggg.
    holy shitty weed.
    thats no jamican red to whoever said that.
    thats straight up shwaaaag. (or depending on how much water got in maybe shitty beesters, but that shit is far from danks.)

    Dec 16, 2008 at 5:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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