you were warned never to push carrie to the limits.

October 29th, 2008 · 189 comments

now you must face the evil bitchy consequences.

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#1 fruitcake

no wonder no one’s coming

Oct 29, 2008 at 7:30 pm rating: +76

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- #1.1 hall monitor
  
  Exactly! Maybe she should take the hint.
  
  Oct 29, 2008 at 8:10 pm rating: +11
- #1.2 Anon
  
  Hall monitor, this post won’t be passive. No one likes you, or your self-promoting posts. I will never visit your stupid site for the simple reason you keep whoring the link around. If you want people to ever take your stupid posts seriously as a part of this community, leave the damn link out. Otherwise, suck my dick.
  
  Oct 29, 2008 at 8:24 pm rating: +190
- #1.3 JoeInLA
  
  Um, Anon, you do realize that if hall monitor happens to be gay, “suck my dick” is more of an invitation than an insult, right? Sort of like a girl telling a straight guy “eat my pussy.”
  
  Oct 29, 2008 at 8:56 pm rating: +8
- #1.4 Avi
  
  Either way, Anon is gettin’ some.
  
  Oct 29, 2008 at 9:04 pm rating: +31
- #1.5 unfortunatenames
  
  Anon (if that is your real name),
  
  Be a dear and keep your comments passive -aggressivey. Perhaps re-write your comment as such:
  o Hall Monitor, a few friendly tips. No one likes you, or you’re self-promoting posts (source: me). I will “never” visit your stupid site for the simple reason you keep whoring the link around. My advice, if you want people to ever take your stupid posts seriously as a part of this community, leave the damn link out. If that doesn’t work, please feel free to suck my dick. Kisses!
  
  Oct 29, 2008 at 9:45 pm rating: +87
- #1.6 Me too me too
  
  I gotta join in on the Anon bus. Every day I think- OK already, got it. Joke over… please?
  so, I too will say outloud…
  
  Please knock it off.
  
  Oct 29, 2008 at 9:46 pm rating: +1
- #1.7 Goldie
  
  I’ve got an idea, how about we give each commenter a grace period of, say, three offenses. That’s 3 times they are allowed to post the link to their site in their own comments. After that, a script kicks in that edits their comments, changing the link to, for example, lemon-something-or-other dot org. Or we can just make them pleasure Anon orally. That works too.
  
  Oct 29, 2008 at 10:06 pm rating: +3
- #1.8 snee
  
  dear hall monitor,
  
  yesterday: link-whoring + amusing comment = pass
  today: link-whoring - amusing comment = fail ~ pinhead!
  
  smiles,
  snee
  
  p.s. do it again and you will forever be “hole monitor”.
  
  Oct 29, 2008 at 10:07 pm rating: +37
- #1.9 Canthz_B
  
  #1.1 : “Exactly! Maybe she should take the hint.
  
  Hall Monitor”
  
  Pots calling kettles black.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 3:31 am rating: +16
- #1.10 Joe
  
  Seriously. Isn’t it enough that your name is already a link to your pathetic blog?
  
  Can’t wait to see your next witty comment! Kisses.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 9:25 am rating: +4
- #1.11 Ti-Ni
  
  WOW! To think that they are probably a voter too.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 9:28 am rating: 0
- #1.12 mac
  
  well i dont know about that,
  hell i had trouble trying to get SIX people together for a bachelor party that everyone knew about THREE MONTHS IN ADVANCE!
  their excuse was..” i didnt hear about it” yet, i had physicaly spoke with them… yeah right.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 9:38 am rating: +1
- #1.13 Andy
  
  I think by virtue of posting under “Anon” it is, indeed, PA. Amiright?
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 2:34 pm rating: +3
- #1.14 secondsout
  
  In the meantime, I must say that a +87 is the highest number of plussed comments I have ever seen (and it could get higher and higher). That says something that 87 people plussed Anon’s attack on Hall Monitor. That says that people are ultra-annoyed and agree. I think if Anon gets an even 100 plusses, Hall Monitor’s Gravatar should be permanently affixed as a unitard.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 4:04 pm rating: +41
- #1.15 Mishee
  
  sout you got a plus just for saying that.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 4:27 pm rating: +5
- #1.16 glastonberry
  
  What’s the big deal about Hall Monitor’s link? This is the web right? It has links and shit, that’s how it works. Don’t click on it if you’re not interested.
  
  http://www.43things.com/things/view/31096/chill-the-fuck-out
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 4:55 pm rating: +23
- #1.17 Frankie
  
  You brave, brave soul.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 5:24 pm rating: +3
- #1.18 secondsout
  
  It’s official. With more than 100 plussed votes, Hall Monitor is officially a troll, and can don the unitard. Too bad I don’t actually have any way of changing his gravatar to a unitard.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 5:34 pm rating: +1
- #1.19 Frankie
  
  Sout, a fiver says I can hack into his account and get it changed.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 6:01 pm rating: 0
- #1.20 AuntyBron
  
  Not for nothing, but I don’t see the link on Hall Monitor’s comment that lit Anon off…..just saying.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 12:57 am rating: +4
- #1.21 Amandasaurus
  
  I’m thinking that the 120-some plusses given to Anon without further commenting are, inherently, PA.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 2:43 am rating: +3
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#2 filosofer

Now THAT’s a Halloween invitation. Scariest thing I’ve seen in a while. I’m going!

Oct 29, 2008 at 7:36 pm rating: +14

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- #2.1 hall monitor
  
  For the record, I never insisted that anyone check out my site. It’s simply a tag-line to my comments. I will always gladly welcome any new visitors (critics included), but never once demanded that anyone click on the link.
  
  I’d also like to note the irony, that on a site which exemplifies passive notes, how overly aggressive everyone becomes with their own comments. Mostly because it’s the internet and everyone remains anonymous, but in other words it turns everyone into tough guys.
  
  Hall Monitor
  http://detentionslip.org
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 12:41 am rating: +21
- #2.2 Mike
  
  The tag line is completely redundant. The URL is linked on your name. It’s pretty basic blog commenting etiquette not to include the URL again in the comment.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 1:02 am rating: +29
- #2.3 snee
  
  i hate redundant.
  i hate redundant.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 1:28 am rating: +27
- #2.4 Canthz_B
  
  Seems to me, hall monitor, that before anyone became a “tough guy”, you were asked quite nicely several threads ago to please not add your link to your comments. You have been advised that the link is attached to your screen name and you should have noticed by now than NO ONE else links their blogs/websites in their comments.
  
  If people start to call you an asshole, maybe it’s because you are bringing it on yourself by behaving like one.
  
  You can change this by:
  
  a) not posting a link to your blog in your comments, or…
  
  b) not commenting here anymore.
  
  Just a thought.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 3:27 am rating: +47
- #2.5 Maddy
  
  Who fucking cares if dude puts his link in his comments? He obviously isn’t going to stop just because someone tells him no one else does it, or that people have asked nicely to stop.
  Everyone needs to wipe the sand out of their pussy and move on.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 8:18 am rating: +59
- #2.6 james p.
  
  good point maddy. why is everyone acting like a bunch of babies about this. who even cares?!
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 8:27 am rating: +20
- #2.7 amy d
  
  who even cares?!
  
  Apparently the 3 people who posted above yourself and Maddy and another 3 from comment 1 above.
  
  It’s just a thing that bothers some people. We like this site and don’t won’t people trolling all over it. Granted, Hall Monitor at least puts forth some effort into commenting, but it is still aggravating. It’s almost an insult. Like we’re not smart enough to know an underlined name means an embedded link, we have to be spoon fed the information. Also, it’s self-aggrandizing.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 8:46 am rating: +16
- #2.8 Mishee
  
  *still thinking about wiping the sand out of my pussy*
  
  hey, that might feel interesting…
  
  *makes note on blackberry to do list*
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:22 am rating: +15
- #2.9 Frankie
  
  I’m helping Mishee wipe the sand outta her pussy that night Carrie. Don’t be mad at us though. I would blame Hall Monitor for putting it there.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:26 am rating: +11
- #2.10 Quite Contrary
  
  Is no one going to comment on Hall Monitor’s inability to gigglebrax correctly either?
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 11:06 am rating: +4
- #2.11 Mishee
  
  QC - I noticed. I was trying to keep my cool - I don’t even want to get into it with someone intellectually inferior to myself.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 11:08 am rating: +1
- #2.12 Brian
  
  I had a secret bet going with myself as to how many threads Hall Monitor could pollute before tomorrow’s post.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 12:51 pm rating: 0
- #2.13 Tmarie
  
  It bothers me but not enough to join in the asking him to stop…. but one thing I can’t help but comment on…
  
  HM: If you say “I don’t care if people go there” then why would you insist on continuing to include the link when so many people openly object? If you truly aren’t trying to pimp the site, you’d remove it to keep the peace. Such is the nature of a virtual community… people make up arbitrary etiquette and others must comply to keep the peace.
  
  Not that I’m discounting the arbitrary etiquette of most people not including links in their comments, I don’t think comments are the place to advertise anything. It’s about commenting on the post, not promoting your own website.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 12:56 pm rating: +3
- #2.14 glastonberry
  
  Oh no, Hall Monitor has run afoul of the blog police!
  
  http://www.losers.org/
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 5:05 pm rating: +6
- #2.15 b!tchzilla
  
  team QuitTrollingOnPAN!
  
  by the way glastonberry, your passion for defending Hall Monitor is impressive.
  
  Your condescending links, however, are not. Self-promotion is extremely annoying, especially when it’s not necessary. But thanks for calling us losers, and handing out the requisite “chill out” all the same.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 5:40 pm rating: +1
- #2.16 glastonberry
  
  You’re welcome.
  
  http://anyfuckingthingifeellikelinkingtothisisntfuckingnazigermany.com
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:01 pm rating: +5
- #2.17 Wade
  
  And Godwin’s Law is upheld once again.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:15 pm rating: +6
- #2.18 glastonberry
  
  First they came for Hall Monitor and I said nothing…
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:16 pm rating: +7
- #2.19 Canthz_B
  
  That’ll be the day.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:51 pm rating: +2
- #2.20 Tight E. Whitey
  
  Wow… just wow. I have enjoyed this site for its content for some time, but the epic, petty childish whining seen above is truly absurd. A hyperlink in a comment upsets you that much? REALLY?! How do you use the Web without constant emotional breakdown and/or panic attacks? I’m starting to wonder if the high-strung anal children who write the PA content featured here are the same people posting them online, and then commenting on them. A giant passive-aggressive circle jerk.
  
  P.S. “Gigglebrax” is a word you made up, and a really stupid one at that. Google it, you’re the only person who’s ever used it in the history of ever. You know who you are. Incessantly informing people in a smarmy manner that they need to practice it is like me asking you to stop noodlefluffing your punctuation (seriously, stop it).
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 12:55 am rating: +35
- #2.21 glastonberry
  
  Godwin’s 1st Corollary:
  
  “Some dickhead on a blog’s comments section will point out Godwin’s law while rolling his eyes.”
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 12:56 am rating: +6
- #2.22 glastonberry
  
  But Tight E. Whitey, we all must rise up against the evil that is Hall Monitor … for … some … reason … wait … ummm … what was it again?
  
  OH YEAH! He uses hyperlinks! HE MUST BE STOPPED!
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 1:11 am rating: +5
- #2.23 tinkerbell2
  
  Tight E Whitey is right about gigglebrax - people aren’t ‘intellectually inferior’ if they don’t speak your made-up language. They may be slightly less familiar with the history of this one website, but I’m not sure that’s inferiority.
  
  Usually love your work, Mishee, but this one’s gone too far. If I knew how to do a frowny emoticon I’d insert one, but I’m intellectually inferior. Gah.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 9:31 am rating: +3
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#3 moosetracks

Nobody loves me, everbody hates me, guess I’ll go eat worms.

Oct 29, 2008 at 7:36 pm rating: +7

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- #3.1 Worms
  
  Hey! What’d we do?!
  
  Oct 29, 2008 at 10:08 pm rating: +27
- #3.2 snee
  
  umm, maybe just one little lick?
  
  Oct 29, 2008 at 10:12 pm rating: +3
- #3.3 Holiday Djinn
  
  Aren’t those worms lucky? Hey, when you are finished with them, you can come over here.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 12:29 pm rating: 0
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#4 leslie

that’s really insulting to the six people who said they were coming. what? those six aren’t good enough for you?

Oct 29, 2008 at 7:38 pm rating: +80

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- #4.1 Ti-Ni
  
  I had my gosh darn costume ready and everything! Carrie only likes Carrie. All hail Carrie and come bringing her laurels, annointing oils and fruit bats!
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 9:32 am rating: +3
- #4.2 b!tchzilla
  
  I’ll bet NOBODY’s coming next year…
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 5:42 pm rating: +2
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#5 anglophile

I’m already busy on the night of the next party.

Oct 29, 2008 at 7:39 pm rating: +47

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- #5.1 Ti-Ni
  
  Yeah uh me too I am helping Anglophile with that thing.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 9:34 am rating: +7
- #5.2 Joe
  
  Me too…
  
  But if she’s going to plan her funeral party out in advance, I’m betting she ‘ll get a good turn out!
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 9:37 am rating: +2
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#6 amy d

With that guilt trip, Carrie is ready to be a mom.

Oct 29, 2008 at 7:41 pm rating: +28

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- #6.1 Julia
  
  Absolute agreement on this one, sounds like she’s been practicing. Now for the difficult task of finding someone willing to knock her up.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 12:14 am rating: +11
- #6.2 Canthz_B
  
  I’ll take one for the team. I need to break-in this new ball-gag anyway.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 4:15 pm rating: +2
- #6.3 Saysh
  
  *perks up*
  
  Hey… why have you been hiding that from me, CB??
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:23 pm rating: 0
- #6.4 Canthz_B
  
  ‘Cause I like the way you talk dirty and yell HARDER, CB, HARDER!!, Saysh.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:57 pm rating: +1
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#7 JoelWhy

Seems like Carrie can’t take a hint. I’m guessing (a) everyone is going out on Halloween and (b) Carrie ain’t invited!

Oct 29, 2008 at 7:43 pm rating: +21

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#8 Wade

I wonder how bitchy Carrie will be when she figures out that it&

painfully polite and hilariously hostile writings from shared spaces the world over

you were warned never to push carrie to the limits.

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