You were warned never to push Carrie to the limits.

October 29th, 2008 · 193 comments

Now you must face the evil bitchy consequences.

I am canceling my Halloween party, cause it seems that 60% so far have posted me back with reasons on why they can't come. So I guess instead of having fun, I'm going to be home alone, watching old horror movies, and waiting for little children to come to my door.

related: Pumpkin with a death wish

FILED UNDER: cry me a freaking river · Facebook · guilt trip · Halloween · holiday spirit · not-so-veiled threats · TL;DR


193 responses so far ↓

  • #1   fruitcake

    no wonder no one’s coming

    Oct 29, 2008 at 7:30 pm   rating: 123  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   hall monitor

      Exactly! Maybe she should take the hint.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 8:10 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Anon

      Hall monitor, this post won’t be passive. No one likes you, or your self-promoting posts. I will never visit your stupid site for the simple reason you keep whoring the link around. If you want people to ever take your stupid posts seriously as a part of this community, leave the damn link out. Otherwise, suck my dick.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 8:24 pm   rating: 239  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   JoeInLA

      Um, Anon, you do realize that if hall monitor happens to be gay, “suck my dick” is more of an invitation than an insult, right? Sort of like a girl telling a straight guy “eat my pussy.”

      Oct 29, 2008 at 8:56 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Avi

      Either way, Anon is gettin’ some.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 9:04 pm   rating: 40  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   unfortunatenames

      Anon (if that is your real name),

      Be a dear and keep your comments passive -aggressivey. Perhaps re-write your comment as such:
      o Hall Monitor, a few friendly tips. No one likes you, or you’re self-promoting posts (source: me). I will “never” visit your stupid site for the simple reason you keep whoring the link around. My advice, if you want people to ever take your stupid posts seriously as a part of this community, leave the damn link out. If that doesn’t work, please feel free to suck my dick. Kisses!

      Oct 29, 2008 at 9:45 pm   rating: 122  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Me too me too

      I gotta join in on the Anon bus. Every day I think- OK already, got it. Joke over… please?
      so, I too will say outloud…

      Please knock it off.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 9:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   Goldie

      I’ve got an idea, how about we give each commenter a grace period of, say, three offenses. That’s 3 times they are allowed to post the link to their site in their own comments. After that, a script kicks in that edits their comments, changing the link to, for example, lemon-something-or-other dot org. Or we can just make them pleasure Anon orally. That works too.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 10:06 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   snee bang

      dear hall monitor,

      yesterday: link-whoring + amusing comment = pass
      today: link-whoring – amusing comment = fail ~ pinhead!

      smiles,
      snee

      p.s. do it again and you will forever be “hole monitor”.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 10:07 pm   rating: 50  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   Canthz_B bang

      #1.1 : “Exactly! Maybe she should take the hint.

      Hall Monitor”

      Pots calling kettles black. :roll:

      Oct 30, 2008 at 3:31 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.10   Joe

      Seriously. Isn’t it enough that your name is already a link to your pathetic blog?

      Can’t wait to see your next witty comment! Kisses. :)

      Oct 30, 2008 at 9:25 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.11   Ti-Ni bang

      WOW! To think that they are probably a voter too.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 9:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.12   mac

      well i dont know about that,
      hell i had trouble trying to get SIX people together for a bachelor party that everyone knew about THREE MONTHS IN ADVANCE!
      their excuse was..” i didnt hear about it” yet, i had physicaly spoke with them… yeah right.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 9:38 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.13   Andy

      I think by virtue of posting under “Anon” it is, indeed, PA. Amiright?

      Oct 30, 2008 at 2:34 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.14   secondsout bang

      In the meantime, I must say that a +87 is the highest number of plussed comments I have ever seen (and it could get higher and higher). That says something that 87 people plussed Anon’s attack on Hall Monitor. That says that people are ultra-annoyed and agree. I think if Anon gets an even 100 plusses, Hall Monitor’s Gravatar should be permanently affixed as a unitard.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 4:04 pm   rating: 64  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.15   Mishee bang

      sout you got a plus just for saying that.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 4:27 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.16   glastonberry

      What’s the big deal about Hall Monitor’s link? This is the web right? It has links and shit, that’s how it works. Don’t click on it if you’re not interested.

      http://www.43things.com/things/view/31096/chill-the-fuck-out

      Oct 30, 2008 at 4:55 pm   rating: 53  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.17   Frankie bang

      You brave, brave soul.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 5:24 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.18   secondsout bang

      It’s official. With more than 100 plussed votes, Hall Monitor is officially a troll, and can don the unitard. Too bad I don’t actually have any way of changing his gravatar to a unitard.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 5:34 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.19   Frankie bang

      Sout, a fiver says I can hack into his account and get it changed.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 6:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.20   AuntyBron

      Not for nothing, but I don’t see the link on Hall Monitor’s comment that lit Anon off…..just saying.

      Oct 31, 2008 at 12:57 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.21   Amandasaurus

      I’m thinking that the 120-some plusses given to Anon without further commenting are, inherently, PA.

      Oct 31, 2008 at 2:43 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   filosofer bang

    Now THAT’s a Halloween invitation. Scariest thing I’ve seen in a while. I’m going!

    Oct 29, 2008 at 7:36 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   hall monitor

      For the record, I never insisted that anyone check out my site. It’s simply a tag-line to my comments. I will always gladly welcome any new visitors (critics included), but never once demanded that anyone click on the link.

      I’d also like to note the irony, that on a site which exemplifies passive notes, how overly aggressive everyone becomes with their own comments. Mostly because it’s the internet and everyone remains anonymous, but in other words it turns everyone into tough guys.

      Hall Monitor
      http://detentionslip.org

      Oct 30, 2008 at 12:41 am   rating: 33  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Mike

      The tag line is completely redundant. The URL is linked on your name. It’s pretty basic blog commenting etiquette not to include the URL again in the comment.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:02 am   rating: 39  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   snee bang

      i hate redundant.
      i hate redundant.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:28 am   rating: 35  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   Canthz_B bang

      Seems to me, hall monitor, that before anyone became a “tough guy”, you were asked quite nicely several threads ago to please not add your link to your comments. You have been advised that the link is attached to your screen name and you should have noticed by now than NO ONE else links their blogs/websites in their comments.

      If people start to call you an asshole, maybe it’s because you are bringing it on yourself by behaving like one.

      You can change this by:

      a) not posting a link to your blog in your comments, or…

      b) not commenting here anymore.

      Just a thought.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 3:27 am   rating: 57  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   Maddy

      Who fucking cares if dude puts his link in his comments? He obviously isn’t going to stop just because someone tells him no one else does it, or that people have asked nicely to stop.
      Everyone needs to wipe the sand out of their pussy and move on.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 8:18 am   rating: 83  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   james p.

      good point maddy. why is everyone acting like a bunch of babies about this. who even cares?!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 8:27 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   amy d bang

      who even cares?!

      Apparently the 3 people who posted above yourself and Maddy and another 3 from comment 1 above.

      It’s just a thing that bothers some people. We like this site and don’t won’t people trolling all over it. Granted, Hall Monitor at least puts forth some effort into commenting, but it is still aggravating. It’s almost an insult. Like we’re not smart enough to know an underlined name means an embedded link, we have to be spoon fed the information. Also, it’s self-aggrandizing.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 8:46 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.8   Mishee bang

      *still thinking about wiping the sand out of my pussy*

      hey, that might feel interesting

      *makes note on blackberry to do list*

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:22 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.9   Frankie bang

      I’m helping Mishee wipe the sand outta her pussy that night Carrie. Don’t be mad at us though. I would blame Hall Monitor for putting it there.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:26 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.10   Quite Contrary bang

      Is no one going to comment on Hall Monitor’s inability to gigglebrax correctly either?

      Oct 30, 2008 at 11:06 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.11   Mishee bang

      QC – I noticed. I was trying to keep my cool – I don’t even want to get into it with someone intellectually inferior to myself.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 11:08 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.12   Brian

      I had a secret bet going with myself as to how many threads Hall Monitor could pollute before tomorrow’s post.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 12:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.13   Tmarie

      It bothers me but not enough to join in the asking him to stop…. but one thing I can’t help but comment on…

      HM: If you say “I don’t care if people go there” then why would you insist on continuing to include the link when so many people openly object? If you truly aren’t trying to pimp the site, you’d remove it to keep the peace. Such is the nature of a virtual community… people make up arbitrary etiquette and others must comply to keep the peace.

      Not that I’m discounting the arbitrary etiquette of most people not including links in their comments, I don’t think comments are the place to advertise anything. It’s about commenting on the post, not promoting your own website.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 12:56 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.14   glastonberry

      Oh no, Hall Monitor has run afoul of the blog police!

      http://www.losers.org/

      Oct 30, 2008 at 5:05 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.15   b!tchzilla

      team QuitTrollingOnPAN!

      by the way glastonberry, your passion for defending Hall Monitor is impressive.

      Your condescending links, however, are not. Self-promotion is extremely annoying, especially when it’s not necessary. But thanks for calling us losers, and handing out the requisite “chill out” all the same.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 5:40 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.16   glastonberry

      You’re welcome.

      http://anyfuckingthingifeellikelinkingtothisisntfuckingnazigermany.com

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:01 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.17   Wade bang

      And Godwin’s Law is upheld once again. :roll:

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:15 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.18   glastonberry

      First they came for Hall Monitor and I said nothing…

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:16 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.19   Canthz_B bang

      That’ll be the day. :roll:

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:51 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.20   Tight E. Whitey bang

      Wow… just wow. I have enjoyed this site for its content for some time, but the epic, petty childish whining seen above is truly absurd. A hyperlink in a comment upsets you that much? REALLY?! How do you use the Web without constant emotional breakdown and/or panic attacks? I’m starting to wonder if the high-strung anal children who write the PA content featured here are the same people posting them online, and then commenting on them. A giant passive-aggressive circle jerk.

      P.S. “Gigglebrax” is a word you made up, and a really stupid one at that. Google it, you’re the only person who’s ever used it in the history of ever. You know who you are. Incessantly informing people in a smarmy manner that they need to practice it is like me asking you to stop noodlefluffing your punctuation (seriously, stop it).

      Oct 31, 2008 at 12:55 am   rating: 54  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.21   glastonberry

      Godwin’s 1st Corollary:

      “Some dickhead on a blog’s comments section will point out Godwin’s law while rolling his eyes.”

      Oct 31, 2008 at 12:56 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.22   glastonberry

      But Tight E. Whitey, we all must rise up against the evil that is Hall Monitor … for … some … reason … wait … ummm … what was it again?

      OH YEAH! He uses hyperlinks! HE MUST BE STOPPED!

      Oct 31, 2008 at 1:11 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.23   tinkerbell2

      Tight E Whitey is right about gigglebrax – people aren’t ‘intellectually inferior’ if they don’t speak your made-up language. They may be slightly less familiar with the history of this one website, but I’m not sure that’s inferiority.

      Usually love your work, Mishee, but this one’s gone too far. If I knew how to do a frowny emoticon I’d insert one, but I’m intellectually inferior. Gah.

      Oct 31, 2008 at 9:31 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   moosetracks

    Nobody loves me, everbody hates me, guess I’ll go eat worms.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 7:36 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Worms

      Hey! What’d we do?!

      Oct 29, 2008 at 10:08 pm   rating: 33  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   snee bang

      umm, maybe just one little lick?

      Oct 29, 2008 at 10:12 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Holiday Djinn

      Aren’t those worms lucky? Hey, when you are finished with them, you can come over here. ;-)

      Oct 30, 2008 at 12:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   leslie

    that’s really insulting to the six people who said they were coming. what? those six aren’t good enough for you?

    Oct 29, 2008 at 7:38 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Ti-Ni bang

      I had my gosh darn costume ready and everything! Carrie only likes Carrie. All hail Carrie and come bringing her laurels, annointing oils and fruit bats!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 9:32 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   b!tchzilla

      I’ll bet NOBODY’s coming next year…

      Oct 30, 2008 at 5:42 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   anglophile bang

    I’m already busy on the night of the next party.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 7:39 pm   rating: 53  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Ti-Ni bang

      Yeah uh me too I am helping Anglophile with that thing.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 9:34 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Joe

      Me too…

      But if she’s going to plan her funeral party out in advance, I’m betting she ‘ll get a good turn out!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 9:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   amy d bang

    With that guilt trip, Carrie is ready to be a mom.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 7:41 pm   rating: 33  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Julia

      Absolute agreement on this one, sounds like she’s been practicing. Now for the difficult task of finding someone willing to knock her up.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 12:14 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Canthz_B bang

      I’ll take one for the team. I need to break-in this new ball-gag anyway. ;-)

      Oct 30, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Saysh bang

      *perks up*

      Hey… why have you been hiding that from me, CB??

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   Canthz_B bang

      ‘Cause I like the way you talk dirty and yell HARDER, CB, HARDER!!, Saysh.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   JoelWhy

    Seems like Carrie can’t take a hint. I’m guessing (a) everyone is going out on Halloween and (b) Carrie ain’t invited!

    Oct 29, 2008 at 7:43 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Wade bang

    I wonder how bitchy Carrie will be when she figures out that it’s really 70% of the invitees that aren’t planning to come to her party.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 7:46 pm   rating: 51  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Saysh bang

      Wade, I love you.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 2:20 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Frankie bang

      mmmmm. Saysh sandwich.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 9:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Saysh bang

      Frankie….did you not eat lunch today??

      Please, by all means, have a sandwich…

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   HS

    Boo hoo… Here’s a kleenex.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 7:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Alicia

    WOW! maybe people just dont like you so excuses “I have work”, ” I’m already goin to another party” are just their nice way of NOT sayin “Well I’m not comin becuause your parties are boring and quite frankly I dont really like you”

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:04 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Mike

      I have to wash my hair that night.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:00 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   snee

      i have to help mike wash his hair.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:12 am   rating: 33  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Dude

      I’m washing my pubes.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:13 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Frankie bang

      Snee doesn’t get in until about middle of the night time, but I’m not sure the snee will help you with that anyway. Claw might, but you might not live to tell the tale.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:16 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   Mishee bang

      “I’m almost done with this really cool needlepoint I’ve been working on.”

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:19 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.6   djr

      I’m helping that Dude wash his pubes.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 5:52 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.7   Goldie

      I was going to come, but I checked my dog’s calendar on his iPhone, and it turns out he’s rolling in shit that night, so I’ll have to stay home and give him a bath. Sry.

      Oct 31, 2008 at 12:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   ezra

    how about inviting more than just 20 people. And i don’t remember the last halloween party i needed to RSVP to. Does she hand out tickets too? No masks, I don’t want anybody i didn’t invite.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:06 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Juliet

      Good call, Ezra. Maybe those she invited were more interested in attending a large all-out party, instead of a small gathering. It’s Halloween, and lots of people have parties on Halloween. It’s not like it’s some random weekend where there aren’t 80 parties to choose from.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   AuntyBron

      HOw about having the 6 people that said “Yes” over and watching the scary movies together? Nothing says party like friends mocking cheesy horror flicks.

      Oct 31, 2008 at 1:05 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   tee9zee bang

    Look at the bright side, Carrie. Six people were willing to tolerate you for an evening. I say whip up those eyeball appetizers and alienate the rest of your friends!

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:07 pm   rating: 38  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Vivitop

      Even with a month notice, 6 people couldn’t find anything better to do on Halloween’s night than to go to Carrie’s stupid party…
      There’s another name for those people : Losers

      Oct 30, 2008 at 9:41 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Frankie bang

      Whoever said 6 people wasn’t a party anyway?

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:00 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Paintball "Punk"

      6 people ain’t a party, it’s an orgy!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:06 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   Frankie bang

      I was seriously considering saying something like that, but I was afraid that I would be the only one who felt that way. Thanks for standing on my side PP.

      tehee. pee pee…

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:10 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   Fern

      I agree. Why punish the six people that (1) really do like you (2) could come because they didn’t have prior committments. And have a really fun dinner party LIKE OTHER GROWN UP PEOPLE DO.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 12:58 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   Frankie bang

      Naked and writhing about on the living room floor. Fern gets it.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   aaa

    Dammit, it’s my right as an American to have people enjoy Halloween with me in the manner of my choosing!

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:09 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Cookieput

    This reminds me of a party invite I got in high school from an uptight girl I barely knew. I, too, “had to work” that night.

    I found out later that everyone had to stay in the living room, and she and her boyfriend dressed up as Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks from “You’ve Got Mail”.

    I say the six people who RSVP’d really dodge a bullet.

    And I sincerely enjoyed the fact that Carrie’s role models of how to throw a kickass rager are her parents. ‘Nuff said.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:14 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Worms

      I got a party invite from a guy once in college.

      When I came to the party, 30 minutes late, I noticed it was awfully quiet in the guy’s room.

      I peeked through the keyhole and discovered I was the only one invited. I quietly turned around and went back.

      Maybe Carrie, too, only invited that one special guy and he responded saying he couldn’t make it. Maybe the whole post is addressed to him. Shame on you, special guy. Can’t you give the woman a mercy fuck?! Remember, it’s just one night!

      Oct 29, 2008 at 10:13 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   Goldie

      Dammit. “Worms” was me. Damn you, cookies.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 10:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   snee

      team mercy fuck!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:19 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   Guy From College Worms Dissed

      Worms: All I wanted was a quick “jerk”….can’t blame a guy for trying…

      Oct 30, 2008 at 7:01 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.5   djr

      A mercy fuck might only be one night, but becoming “that guy who fucked Carrie” will last forever.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 5:55 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Eric B.

    Carrie should let The Man keep her down! Doesn’t she know she has to fight for her right to party?

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:16 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Chris

    What’s really funny is that the six people RSVPed “yes” and were going to not show up.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:21 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   bibli

    Carrie, you stupid twat. Did it ever occur to you that people might want to be home to give out treats? Or take their children out?

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   secondsout bang

    “me and my families way of thinking…” How many families does she have?

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:34 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   amy d bang

      She has to keep finding new families when the old ones don’t succumb to her every whim.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 8:38 pm   rating: 39  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   Canthz_B bang

      Well, Carrie is legion on her father’s side.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 3:01 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   IamSusie

    This is one of the best notes you’ve ever had!

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   BAM

    If people have to leave work early to come to your party, that means it’s before 10. Which means it’s lame. Which means no one wants to go.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:45 pm   rating: 32  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   bean

      Especially on a Friday, not to mention Halloween!

      seriously good point.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 8:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Sophie

    Kerist! No wonder no-one is coming!

    Put her down already! That was pathetic!!!

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Goldie

    So Carrie wants people to come over, is that it? I’ve got an idea, let’s all go trash Carrie’s house, drink all her booze and make out with her boyfriend. (Claw, you are excused from #3, unless you want to.)
    And to think I planned on staying home, handing candy to little children. Crashing Carrie’s party is SO much more fun! Who’s with me?

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:52 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   claw71 bang

      I seriously doubt Carrie has a boyfriend but if she does, I’m cool with making out with him. In my book it’s not gay if it’s out of spite.

      Oct 29, 2008 at 9:03 pm   rating: 48  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   Holiday Djinn

      I’ve always found that “spite sex” is the best kind. . . ..

      Oct 30, 2008 at 7:24 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   Bunnee

      …and coming in a close second, a “grudge-fuck”.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.4   secondsout bang

      Wait, there are other kinds?

      Oct 30, 2008 at 3:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.5   Bunnee

      Sure there are! In no particular order:

      1. Pity poke
      2. Angry sex
      3. Make up sex
      4. Revenge romp
      5. Drunk fuck
      6. Bored sex
      7. Sleepy screw (for the morning sex)
      8. One for the road (break up sex)

      Many of these are interchangeable, but it’s up to you to decide which is your favorite. :)

      Oct 30, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.6   secondsout bang

      A friend of mine offered me $100 to grudge fuck some girl he hates. Too bad she moved to Spain and the deal’s pretty much dead.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 6:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   bean

    “What’s the matter Rabbit? Your mommy teach you how to chug?”

    /seriously the greatest movie ever.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 8:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Mishee bang

      bean: ok, the Supertroopers game ONLY works if the quote actually pertains to the note of the day.

      comon now, you knew that.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Frankie bang

      That’s right Bean. A more suitable Super Trooper quote comment would have been:

      “Desperation is a stinky cologne.”

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:51 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Goldie

    1 I am the CARRIE, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery;
    2 you shall have no other life before me.

    3 You shall not make for yourself an idol, unless it is a life-size CARRIE cutout.

    4 You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the CARRIE am a jealous bitch, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and fourth generation of those who reject me.

    5 You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the CARRIE, for the CARRIE will not acquit anyone who misuses her name.

    6 Observe the ALL HALLOWS EVE and keep it holy, as the CARRIE commanded you.

    7 For 364 days you shall labour and do all your work.

    8 But the HALLOWEEN is dedicated to the CARRIE; you shall not do any work—you, or your son or your daughter, or your male or female slave, or your ox or your donkey, or any of your livestock, or the resident alien in your towns, so that your male and female slave may party at CARRIE’S house as well as you. FOR IT IS JUST ONE NIGHT.

    I, THE CARRIE, HAVE SPOKEN.

    *smites*

    Oct 29, 2008 at 9:00 pm   rating: 46  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   fink

      MadLibs: Bible Edition??

      wtf dude

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:07 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   Lurker

      Yea, verily!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 8:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   Juliet

      Bible MadLibs??? I want this!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 2:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.4   AuntyBron

      As you have said, so shall it be.

      Oct 31, 2008 at 1:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   Whistlin'Dixie

    I’m guessing that the ‘RSVP Six’ are heaving a collective sigh of relief that Carrie cancelled this shindig. Now they won’t have to come up with last minute lame excuses to ditch when they realize that Carrie only decided play hostess so she could show off her really cool Sarah Palin costume.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 9:01 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Proo

      Hey, no fair! I plan on showing off MY cool Sarah Palin costume! Back off, Carrie, that “I can see Russia from here!” badge has MY name on it…

      Oct 29, 2008 at 9:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   ToyLady

    Uh, Carrie, how your your light bulbs? Any breakage? You weren’t planning to go to the prom, were you?

    Oct 29, 2008 at 9:10 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Julia

      Damn it! I was going to make that reference!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 12:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   Ti-Ni bang

      Crap I was going to make the bucket of blood reference!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 9:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   Mishee bang

      Shit! I was gonna make a reference to starting your period for the first time in the showers after gym and getting pummeled with tampons and pads by the cruel other girls….

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:16 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.4   Juliet

      She’ll be crashing other parties for sure, now that’s she’s canceled her own.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 2:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.5   PooNyrd the Magnificent

      Poop I was going to reference all the silverware in the kitchen skewering yer mum.

      “skewering yer mum”

      Oct 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   claw71 bang

    I know, Carrie, it’s funny how things change when you turn 21. Now that we can go to night clubs and actually buy drinks it’s just not as fun to sit around your mom and dad’s house listening to The Goo Goo Dolls and sneaking sips of J&B out of the liquor cabinet, ever mindful of the how full the bottle was before we started drinking. Yeah, those were the days.

    I wish I could tell you that I was going to come up with a great excuse for why I can’t make it but I quickly lost interest in the project. I’d tell you that I’m sorry I won’t make it this year but I hate lying.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 9:16 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   BurstingAtTheSeams

    Dear Carrie,

    A memo did go out. I guess you missed it.

    In case you didn’t notice, the six people who RSVP’d were all under 21. Everybody else was older and already received the memo about no more parties.

    It’s a big scary world out there. You’d better start paying better attention to those memos.

    -Bursting

    Oct 29, 2008 at 9:25 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   hydromjstik bang

    Carrie i’ve done the math, and 100% of me thinks you suck. But maybe that’s just me and my families way of thinking.

    Oct 29, 2008 at 10:39 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   kit kat

    Team Everyone Who Didn’t Take The Poor-Me Bait!

    Oct 29, 2008 at 10:51 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Julia

    Wow, how freaking emo can you be? I thought myspace was for the emos, not Facebook!

    Oct 30, 2008 at 12:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   Juliet

      Facebook is an excellent medium to publicly display one’s passive aggressive tendencies. I once had a note directed at me by someone in a passive, indirect way. I didn’t submit it, as it wasn’t really all that amusing… I was annoyed. Also the person who sent it reads this site and would recognize I’d sent it immediately. And would respond with more PA I’m guessing.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 2:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   secondsout bang

      You didn’t think Facebook had emo shit like this? You must not read this website too often. Click on the “facebook” link under tags, underneath the note, and you’ll get a whole bunch of this whiny shit.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 3:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   biscuit

    What is she going to do with the little children when they get to her door? Guilt-trip them?

    Oct 30, 2008 at 12:34 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   souldesqueeze

      That would be even better than a toothbrush.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 2:20 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   secondsout bang

      She might force the kids to come inside and join her party, which would be the most terrifying Halloween those kids would ever experience.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 3:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   Sloper bang

    I hope those partygoers are okay with the inevitable outcome of their Carrie negligence–

    As little children stand in her doorway on Halloween, Carrie brings out a bowl of candy.

    “Sure, I buy full size candy bars and you show up in these ridiculous home-made costumes? I mean come on, a sheet? Seriously? My families (sic) costumes are always better than this. They have eight jobs and still find time to make better stuff than that. You’ve known it was going to be Halloween for at least a month and this is what you come up with? Honestly, I don’t know why I bother.”

    Then she closes the door and goes back to watching Saw IV without giving the little-uns any candy.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 1:00 am   rating: 27  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   snee

      LET THE EGGING COMMENCE!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:23 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Tupelo

    Wow. This girl needs some serious therapy. This note makes me feel good – good to know I’m not as desperate and bitchy as at least one person out there.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 2:25 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   souldesqueeze

    My last two birthday celebrations have involved renting out a movie theater in the middle of the day. Unfortunately, the only time when this can happen and remain affordable is between Monday through Thursday. Alas, very few people are willing to make take off work on a weekday just to watch a movie; this year I invited over 100 people and only five showed up. Did I bitch out the non-attendees on Facebook? Hell, no. I had a great time with the five people who did make it. Carrie should have followed her friends’ lead and gone out for the night.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 2:28 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   Sirius

      Well, considering that we’re all adults, maybe next year you should rent an adult theater.

      Give me your address and I’ll send you some ideas for party favors.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   Canthz_B bang

    Dear Carrie,

    We were all invited to the “Cool Party”.
    You would have been invited too, but we heard about that tantrum you threw at your prom.

    Scared shit-less,

    Your “friends”

    Oct 30, 2008 at 2:54 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Canthz_B bang

    Cancellation was the correct choice, given that 30% of our friends are only our friends because they have no life or are a bit unstable, there was a good chance of a fatality during apple bobbing. :evil:

    Oct 30, 2008 at 3:13 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Lurker

    Maybe all the invitees will show up at her door for candy.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 8:57 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Drunkbunny

    This makes me too mad to even be funny about. What an entitlement bitch. Those people didn’t ASK her to have a party, why should she feel put out if they don’t want to come? They don’t owe her their time.

    This Carrie has the self-centered, martyrdom guilt trip thing down pat. In fact, she’s so egocentric and guilt-trippy I would think it was my mother writing that post, if my mother could figure out facebook.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 9:07 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Mishee bang

    I bet you anything this chick has at least 2 cats.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 10:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   Frankie bang

      ceramic cats?

      oooooh. I bet she ends up throwing a Halloween party anyway and invites all of her stuffed animals. I bet she switches their little outfits and makes them little paper masks and everything.

      I’ve never done anything like that. I’m just supposing.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:12 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.2   Saysh bang

      Frankie, I love you too.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 10:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   Bee

    Umm, Carrie, that’s one of the things about growing up. People’s social circles expand. Attendance percentage at parties goes down because there are more options of parties. Especially on holidays. The days of having every single one of your friends show up at a party are over. Deal.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 10:39 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   nasoccermom bang

      another part about growing up is ‘trimming the fat’ from your social life, and it sounds like carrie is fatter than most.
      I like how she thinks sufficient notice of a party obligates people to attend. The only thing I know that makes people come to my parties is bitchy emails.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   Jan Brady

    I heard everyone is going to Marcia’s party instead……

    Marcia Marcia Marcia!!!

    Oct 30, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   me

    There’s more than one person like this! I’m trying to get out of my own party thrown by a carrie-esque friend. I already thought she was going to explode when one person said they had to leave early. hmm maybe if I un-rsvp she’ll cancel the party in a fit of rage

    Oct 30, 2008 at 11:05 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   chekur

    The saddest part? The desperate undertones.

    “I hate you all I’m not holding this party unless I get some replies saying people will come (oh god I hope people want to come to my party, why don’t they like me, will YOU come to my party?!).”

    Hang in there, sugar. Being repulsive to humankind sucks, I know, but maybe one day they’ll make a book about you.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 11:05 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Mishee bang

    I wonder if one of those 6 people are thinking, “What? No party now? Great, now I get to just sit home twiddling my thumbs? Thanks Carrie for thinking MY company wasn’t enough for you! You fucking whore.”

    Oct 30, 2008 at 11:10 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #45.1   Frankie bang

      No, they’re invited to the stuffed animal halloween party. BYOSA.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 12:00 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #46   roxy

    One months notice? We give 6 months notice for our annual Tiki party which is followed up by a one month , one week and a day before reminder. We entice our party goers with free booze, a DJ and dance floor, an upstairs Tiki bar with buffet and 2 giant backyard hot tubs. We also decorate the hell out of the house and backyard. In return all we ask is that everyone wear a Tiki inspired costume (hawaiian shirt and shorts will do). And yet to get 300 people out we have to invite 1000. Sadly, some adults are too busy to come have fun and in Carrie’s case there are lots of other options for fun on Halloween night.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 11:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #46.1   Juliet

      That sounds like a seriously awesome party. I’d go even if I was the only one who showed up!

      Oct 30, 2008 at 2:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #46.2   Lee

      Seriously, send me an invite, I’d totally be there!

      Nov 3, 2008 at 5:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #46.3   nicole

      I would totally go to your party, roxy.

      Nov 3, 2008 at 11:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #47   Dare

    1) Carrie, I only RSVP’d in the affirm because I wanted to dodge your passive aggressive rant that I was expecting. I was in no way planning on attending. Apparently the 14 people who declined didn’t get the memo that they were supposed to acquiesce to your party request, and then stand you up. I’ll make sure that memo is better attended to in the future, because we’re ALL looking forward to your expected Thanksgiving, Xmas, and New Years parties. Don’t even get me started about how we are all looking forward to your next birthday bash!
    2) Best PAN quote, “I know we’re all adults now…” What was left unsaid, “… so we’re all allowed to whine and complain about each other in a public internet forum, rather than just gossiping about each other behind backs in our high-school cliques like we used to do.”
    3) Thanks for the heads up Carrie. I know which house I won’t be bringing the kids to for trick-or-treating.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 11:32 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Brian

    Yes, we are adults now, with jobs and lives and legitimate-sounding reasons not to hang out with Carrie which, when employed, should begin the process of slowly but surely draining the life out of our relationship with Carrie so we can concentrate on our adult friends.

    Also 14 out of 20 is 70%, so if anyone from the Math Club was on the invite list … that might be a clue.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 12:40 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   thirty six red

    Dear Carrie,
    Perhaps you should consider why some of your invites cannot attend. First off does your perfume smell like shit? Were any of the invitees scumbag pigs from the unit 205 party? If so, you were a bit harsh and I guess that unless you don’t mind them treating your home like a frathouse they probably wouldn’t be interested anyway. Did you notice any penis drawings on the RSVPs? May I make a suggestion? It is sometimes a good idea to include a short list of activities to whet their appetite for example; best costume contest, cheese smearing the door-college kids love that one or name that STD,( give H. M. an invite I’m sure it would cheer him up) and finish up with something enticing like, erotic relaxation with whores. Hope this helps. Oh by the way as long as you have plenty of toilet paper on hand give those kids at Oberlin College a call, Marvin is probably busy but they are a FUN bunch!

    See Ya

    36

    Oct 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Veronica

    Yeah … seems like it isn’t the time of the party but the party thrower :P And I don’t blame them!

    Oct 30, 2008 at 1:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #50.1   Frankie bang

      Who are you agreeing with?

      Oct 30, 2008 at 1:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #51   Emily

    Sadly enough, if you search for All Hallow’s Eve events on Facebook, you will see that a lot of people will be having lame ass halloween parties with only 6 guests.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 1:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Amy

    I’m astonished more than six people came to her birthday party. Maybe she invited all her cousins and they only came because her aunts and uncles told them they had to.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 2:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Andy

    I wish the submitter took a screen shot of Carrie’s profile picture moments after this message was sent when she had time to update it with a frowning pumpkin giving the middle finger.

    ..!..

    Oct 30, 2008 at 2:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   CanadianMoose

    Ugh. I know someone like this. One time she made an event for her birthday party and usually, as a rule, I automatically click ‘maybe attending’ just because I have no idea what I’m doing that day.

    WELL!

    She sends me a message FOUR HOURS LATER being like “MAYBE you’ll come to my party? MAYBE?!?!?” I was scared for my life.

    Two months later she made another event (for three months later), and I thought I had learned my lesson and just didn’t reply to it at all.

    “Why haven’t you replied to my event? Aren’t you coming? ”
    —-one day later

    *sigh* you just can’t win

    Oct 30, 2008 at 2:58 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #54.1   surreal

      Oooh! Ooh! I just freed myself of someone like this. All I did was respond “yes” to someone else’s invite to a party on the same night as hers and within three hours she had unfriended on every single social networking site she could find. It was awesome.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 8:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #54.2   BettyCrockerPunkRocker

      Okay, I’m gonna stick my neck out here, and probably be called everything from Carrielover to annoying old fart, but there is the side of the person planning a party that no one is considering. I mean a party that is more than a bowl of pretzels, a case of beer and a drop cloth.

      Responding “Maybe I’ll come” to a party invitation is rude. It implies that either you can’t commit to a plan or you are holding out for a better offer. Either way, it’s insulting to the host who goes to some work and expense to plan the party. Carrie went way over the top publicly having a snit fit about the turnout, but I know plenty of party hosts who are sick of the no-shows, “I’ll come if nothing better comes up” and the “I’ll come over if you twist my arm” guests. It really makes one think, why bother?

      Nov 4, 2008 at 10:49 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #54.3   amy d bang

      We understand that, BCPR (great name, btw). We just tend to make fun of the note writer on this site. It’s all in good fun.

      Nov 4, 2008 at 10:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #55   Flying High

    Kwitcherbitchin’ and go wash those dirty pillows, whore.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 3:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   ihatehallmonitor

    hall mongitor

    Oct 30, 2008 at 3:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   MW

    What a pathetic little immature bitch.

    Oct 30, 2008 at 3:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Nikki

    Oh, man! She seems like so much fun! I wish I could go to her party. I’d straight up tell my boss to eff off in order to go! They love it when I say “Hey, I need to go to a party and get blitzed tonight. Mind if I leave early?” Bills. Who cares about them?

    Oct 30, 2008 at 6:04 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Dan

    I know that once you’re over 30 you can officially be considered an old fart, but am I the only one who thinks that Facebook is for complete losers? Why air your neuroses, narcissism, and self-absorption so publicly?

    Oh, wait – I guess if you’re a narcissist, it’s a good place.

    Hmm

    Dan

    Oct 30, 2008 at 6:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #59.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      Not for nuthin’ but not everyone uses Facebook that way. For my college friends and myself it is an easy way to plan events and gatherings, share pictures (since we are spread out all over the world) it is like bulk e-mailing your friends pictures of your kids, but less annoying, because they can look when/if they have the inclination.

      Oct 30, 2008 at 6:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.2   Tight E. Whitey bang

      The Conduit Method is for complete losers, too. I’m just sayin’.

      Oct 31, 2008 at 1:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #60   Amanda

    Boo freaking hoo!

    Oct 31, 2008 at 10:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   TPS

    Did anyone respond to it? I would love to see the excuses people come up with on why they would love to come but can’t/won’t.

    Oct 31, 2008 at 10:51 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   BredWell

    I had more fun reading all the comments on HallMonitor & Anon’s comments more than I did Carrie’s initial “cry me an f’ing river” party cancellation . . .

    ROFL

    Oct 31, 2008 at 11:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   Goldie

    Meantime, I went to Carrie’s party last night. She moved it a day up because no one could make it on friday. It was PACKED. Took me two hours to just get in. And it was SCARY! Oh BTW turns out Carrie is a guy. Loved her costume! The crowd was cheering like mad when she came out!

    http://www.wkyc.com/news/politics_govt/politics_article.aspx?storyid=99633&catid=130

    Srsly. My mom wanted to come to that thing, so I drove her. It *was* scary.

    Oct 31, 2008 at 12:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   Brian

    Duh, this is why my Halloween party was last week. God, Carrie think about it next time.

    Oct 31, 2008 at 12:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   anon

     
  • #66   Addle Nonna Maus

    Team Carrie! I feel her pain and y’all just suck.

    Oct 31, 2008 at 5:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   youji

    I wonder what the problem is… I’ve had fantastic parties with six people, haha.

    Nov 1, 2008 at 11:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   wub

    That’s 70% of the people who can’t come, not 60%.

    Nov 1, 2008 at 1:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   tant pis, mon amie

    [...] related: you were warned never to push carrie to the limits. [...]

    Nov 7, 2008 at 2:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   CaptPoco

    I think you can have a pretty cool Halloween party with 6 people. I think that’s the oddest part about this note, that this person cared more about her stupid hurt pride than she did about 6 other people. Those people will probably be sitting home alone watching horror movies too!

    Dec 18, 2008 at 11:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   Carrie

    Wow. I just wanted to have a fun party where everyone showed up and nobody went home with sand in their respective pussies.

    Dec 19, 2008 at 4:12 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   sounds like a real catch

    [...] related: you were warned never to push carrie to the limits [...]

    Jan 6, 2009 at 4:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   TelepathicParrotMindControl

    I agree with Glastonbury.
    Why no links? Why certain links and not others?
    The link isn’t popping up and screaming at you…it’s a line of text that’s active and blue rather than inactive and black. If you can’t ignore that…well, maybe the problem is with you!
    Kisses!

    Jan 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   an evening of congenial abnormality

    [...] related: you were warned never to push carrie to the limits [...]

    Aug 17, 2009 at 9:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   Another invite to a party that most of your probably won't show up to

    [...] You were warned never to push Carrie to the limits [...]

    Jul 6, 2010 at 11:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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