the most disgusting thing

October 30th, 2008 · 118 comments

says filly in new york: “i think it’s safe the assume the writer is neither a) an english major or b) a feminist.”

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#1 ohREALLYfool

“Hygenical.” It’s this year’s “truthiness.” Get it while it lasts, people…

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:01 pm rating: +53

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- #1.1 CrossingGuard
  
  If anybody else could please not post anything like this again, we would appreciate it. Let’s all be sure to not troll anymore.
  
  But seriously. Nobody else please, ever again!
  http://www.unitard.com
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:09 pm rating: +3
- #1.2 Tmarie
  
  Did this belong to some other post? I don’t see trolling in what you responded to.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:23 pm rating: +3
- #1.3 hall monitor
  
  I want to know who is going around checking other lady’s rear ends to make sure they cleaned after themselves.
  
  PS. Thanks to everyone for the chapter from the Blogosphere Etiquette Manual! For some reason they didn’t include it when I bought my laptop.
  
  Hall Monitor
  http://detentionslip.org
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:28 pm rating: +4
- #1.4 Canthz_B
  
  *yawn…trolls are so boring…yawn…i wonder if their parents know they’re on the internet?…yawn*
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:40 pm rating: +3
- #1.5 CrossingGuard
  
  OH well, I tried.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:42 pm rating: +1
- #1.6 Brian
  
  OK, I know Hall Monitor lacks the usual overabundance of exclamation points, emoticons, and clip art, but I think it’s time to move her stuff out of the comments and up into a post of their own. With today’s offering I’d say she’s earned it.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 11:06 pm rating: +3
- #1.7 cutie_pie
  
  I agree with Brian. I do enjoy HM’s comments, and am secretly a fan of some of the website. But the over-linking does get annoying.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 11:23 pm rating: +1
- #1.8 Bunnee
  
  Well, here’s the picture Hall Monitor hoped would never be seen….
  
  http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/attention-whore3.jpg
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 12:12 am rating: +3
- #1.9 Anon
  
  Hall monitor, less teeth, bitch, less teeth.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 12:57 am rating: +3
- #1.10 ohREALLYfool
  
  I don’t think the Unitard would fit me, thanks. Crossing Guard, if I may ask, what was so trollish about my comment?
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 4:18 am rating: 0
- #1.11 CrossingGuard
  
  My comment was intended as a passive aggressive stab at Hall Monitor, who always makes sure to post a reply to the first comment as to make sure that his/her web address is seen. I was simply mimicking, but my sarcasm was lost on anybody who has not been following the comments for the past week or so OR by those who have but don’t share my sense of humor.
  
  You can’t imagine my mirth when I opened the comments last night and discovered NO post from Hall Monitor! So I left my snarky comment and thought for sure that Hall Monitor had stopped leaving comments.
  
  No such luck.
  
  The unitard was not intended for you by any means. It was meant solely for poster #1.3. Apologies for any confusion or hurt feelings.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 10:25 am rating: +2
- #1.12 CrossingGuard
  
  Oh, and it looks like my sarcasm was also completely lost on Hall Monitor, who still posted after my snarky 1.1.
  
  Well, I am signing off as Crossing Guard and going back to my usual SN. If I can’t make a difference for Hall Monitor as a Crossing Guard, I fail. Miserably. =(
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 10:36 am rating: +2
- #1.13 Jeni
  
  I’m new to this site (and LOVE it!), but there’s something I don’t understand…
  
  What’s up with this HallMonitor person? Their comments aren’t that great, and the website they so proudly pimp is a *snoozefest*. Please help me! I’m like a child that’s wandered into the middle of a movie….
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 12:47 pm rating: 0
- #1.14 pinball_machine
  
  WTF!!
  
  I’m always hygenical!
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 3:04 pm rating: 0
- #1.15 Grey
  
  I can’t believe no one got the CrossingGuard/HallMonitor reference… I thought it was brilliant.
  
  Maybe they need to be more obvious next time?
  
  CapnGrey
  http://www.detentionslut.org
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 4:19 pm rating: +2
- #1.16 Jahzzie
  
  Oh Snap yo! Grey, you can be my detention monitor anytime!!
  
  Nov 2, 2008 at 2:55 am rating: 0
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#2 ornagetiki

Wow what kind of deuce did she drop??Sounds like a “13 incher to me

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:02 pm rating: +2

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- #2.1 JesFoolin
  
  When you drop the kids off at the pool, be careful they don’t slip on the deck.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 9:51 pm rating: +4
- #2.2 Bunnee
  
  …and the tape measure is ruined forever.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 11:28 am rating: +2
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#3 JoelWhy

“Do yourself…a favor Clean after yourself.”

How is that doing ME a favor? Sounds like I’d be doing YOU a favor. A favor for ME would be for YOU to clean up the excrement I leave all over the bathroom.

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:03 pm rating: +13

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#4 amy d

She must not have watched 2 girls, 1 cup if she thinks a dirty ladies room is the most disgusting thing.

Then again, they did clean up after themselves.

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:10 pm rating: +26

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- #4.1 Holly Jahangiri
  
  “Then again, they did clean up after themselves.”
  
  How did you watch long enough to tell??!
  
  Not much triggers my gag reflex, but that one did it.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 11:11 pm rating: +2
- #4.2 EyeHeartA2
  
  Holly:
  “Not much triggers my gag reflex, but that one did it”
  
  Wow. I can’t believe this one is just hanging out there with no comment yet.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 8:49 am rating: 0
- #4.3 Holly Jahangiri
  
  LOL - maybe because I’m a newbie, everyone’s cutting me a little slack on that? (One can hope.)
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 9:08 am rating: 0
- #4.4 djr
  
  Personally, the mere mention of 2G1C is enough to keep my penis out of this thread.
  
  (I’ll show you gag reflex)
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 9:39 am rating: +2
- #4.5 amy d
  
  Holly, I’ve never actually seen the video. Word gets around on the intertubes though.
  
  EyeHeart: “hanging out there” was also left untouched. Maybe that’s why it’s just hanging.
  
  Nov 1, 2008 at 7:14 am rating: 0
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#5 Grey

Dear Madam,
I write to thank you for your kind note. As a token of our new found trust and friendship I would like to warn; don’t slip in the poop.

Regards,
A Lady

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:12 pm rating: +10

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#6 Wesley

This letter doesn’t really make sense to me. Some context would be nice.

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:13 pm rating: +2

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- #6.1 homsar
  
  So you would like a photo of the fecal matter splattered on the wall?
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 8:09 am rating: 0
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#7 amy d

Note writer to Nasty Lady: How are you today?

Nasty Lady to note writer: Hygenically speaking, I’m polluted!

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:14 pm rating: +2

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#8 summer

Because shitting on the seat at home is OK?!?!?!

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:19 pm rating: +13

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- #8.1 kiff
  
  it’s…*not*…ok?
  
  brb.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 7:34 am rating: 0
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#9 Aimee

I really like that she said “nasty lady”, instead of a nasty bitch or something of the like. She’s grossed out, yet still polite.

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:20 pm rating: +1

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#10 K Dog

“Hygenical”??? Was that note written by Dubya?

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:22 pm rating: +7

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- #10.1 summer
  
  Sounds more Flavor Flav to me.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 7:30 pm rating: +2
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#11 Mishee

I wonder if W’s speech writer wrote this. That would explain nucular and stratergize.

Dammit KDog! You got me first, I typed this, got distracted by IRL, and then hit submit and there you were.

We both rock.

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:30 pm rating: +5

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- #11.1 K Dog
  
  Agreed. We do both rock.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 12:22 pm rating: +1
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#12 anglophile

Why no exclamation marks after DO YOURSELF AND THE REST OF US A FAVOR?

It messes with the whole flow of the note.

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:32 pm rating: +5

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- #12.1 Sydney
  
  She took the standard 4 exclamation marks from the end of that sentence and moved them down to the last sentence. Obviously she is only allotted 20 exclamation marks per day, and carefully divided them out to emphasize the most important points in her essay.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 7:57 pm rating: +8
- #12.2 Flaboy2425
  
  She used them all.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 12:36 am rating: 0
- #12.3 Mishee
  
  I would’ve loved if there had been a ‘1′ somewhere in those exclamation marks.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 10:31 am rating: +1
- #12.4 Jahzzie
  
  This note writer is in desperate need of a PAN Tutorial.
  
  Nov 2, 2008 at 2:58 am rating: 0
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#13 tee9zee

Hygenical. Wasn’t that one of the characters in “Cats”?

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:32 pm rating: +22

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#14 cucumber

I think maybe she left menstruation all over the seat. Nasty ladies everywhere do this.

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:38 pm rating: 0

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- #14.1 Holly Jahangiri
  
  Or pee. You know the type - they’re so germophobic that they squat OVER the seat, but manage somehow to pee all over it for the next person…
  
  Then again, we have some toilets at work that sprinkle the seat when they flush. I thought nasty thoughts about some of my coworkers until I watched it happen.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 11:13 pm rating: +2
- #14.2 Canthz_B
  
  That bacteria-laden mist gets all around the room if you don’t flush with the seat down…I read that somewhere.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 11:23 pm rating: +3
- #14.3 Johnny Dips
  
  I think she dry docked a chocolate cake with tampon candles to evoke the ire of the writer.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 9:04 am rating: +3
- #14.4 Holly Jahangiri
  
  So, Canthz_B, how does one do that when there IS no lid? (Assuming you meant lid, not seat - what woman flushes with the seat UP, unless it’s at home, after a man?)
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 9:10 am rating: 0
- #14.5 djr
  
  “what woman flushes with the seat UP, unless it’s at home, after a man?”
  
  DAMNIT WOMAN, I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE SEAT UP! THERE ARE *MEN* IN THIS HOUSE, YOU KNOW!
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 9:42 am rating: 0
- #14.6 Bunnee
  
  Sometimes, it’s not even the hoverers who drip pee. Sometimes, it’s just nasty ladies who stand up to wipe and manage to dribble urine on the toilet seat AND the floor! When I walk into a stall and see pee drops on the floor in front of the toilet, I turn around and walk right out. How embarrassing would it be to slip on pee and knock yourself unconscious in a ladies room stall?
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 1:09 pm rating: +1
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#15 HS

I think if favor had been spelled ‘favour’, it would have driven the point home a little better.

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:40 pm rating: 0

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- #15.1 MsUnreliable
  
  Are you insinuating that English people are retarded?
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 11:08 pm rating: 0
- #15.2 Ashley
  
  I think that might be in reference to an Arctic Monkeys song. Or I could just be so in love with them that I’m find references in everyday life.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 12:47 am rating: +1
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#16 secondsout

Nasty lady, I think I know one of those. She gave birth to Mishee.

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:53 pm rating: +2

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#17 secondsout

Wait, the submitter is named filly? I like to refer to a girl as the main filly of my herd, but this would be literal.

Oct 30, 2008 at 7:54 pm rating: +1

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- #17.1 anglophile
  
  *nicker, nicker*
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 8:28 pm rating: +1
- #17.2 Canthz_B
  
  Fillies tend to nag!
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 8:31 pm rating: +8
- #17.3 secondsout
  
  CB, that horse pun was lame. Say you’re sorrel.
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 8:47 pm rating: +8
- #17.4 Canthz_B
  
  I actually resemble that remark, ’sout!
  
  Oct 30, 2008 at 10:34 pm rating: +1
- #17.5 anglophile
  
  I actually think you’re more of a bay, CB.
  
  Oct 31, 2008 at 6:33 am rating: 0
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#18 Alex

This note almost qualifies for the “Your mother doesn’t work here” tag.

Oct 30, 2008 at 8:07 pm rating: +3

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#19 Sue Do Nim

Who cleans after me at home?????
No one!!!!
WTF?

painfully polite and hilariously hostile writings from shared spaces the world over

the most disgusting thing

October 30th, 2008 · 118 comments

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