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November 4th, 2008 · 102 comments

it’s the question of the day: have you voted yet?

if NO, please consider the following (from campaign field offices in “fake virginia” and philadelphia) before heading to the polls.

if YES — why not celebrate your participation in the democratic process in the most american way possible: buyin’ stuff!

related: herbie goes to washington

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#1 AuntyBron

Cripey-Whiz - Politics in the potty? Is nothing sacred?

Nov 4, 2008 at 1:51 am rating: +4

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- #1.1 hall monitor
  
  What is wrong with these notes? One of Obama’s main platforms in the closing weeks of this election has been to promote clean bathrooms.
  
  Hall Monitor
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 9:11 pm rating: +1
- #1.2 anglophile
  
  Um, hall monitor?
  
  I know you’ve got yourself a little tradition going on there with the signature, but not all traditions are worth keeping up.
  
  hugs!
  
  anglophile
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm rating: 0
- #1.3 Mishee
  
  I don’t understand what the big deal is anglophile, I think autosignatures are the way to go. And you never know when someone is not going to know that you need to click on the blue name and it takes you right to your site! But I tell you, it sucks when you change your site name and you have to cross out the old one.
  
  Mishee
  ~~http://www.2girls1cup.com~~
  http://www.disney.com
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 10:05 pm rating: +4
- #1.4 Canthz_B
  
  I ♥ you more each day, anglophile.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 10:10 pm rating: 0
- #1.5 anglophile
  
  The feeling is mutual, CB.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 10:14 pm rating: 0
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#2 Quite Contrary

But does Obama leave the fan on?

Nov 4, 2008 at 2:02 am rating: +4

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- #2.1 Clumber
  
  WWOD??
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 12:13 pm rating: +1
- #2.2 Goldie
  
  Al Gore certainly wouldn’t!
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 12:24 pm rating: +11
- #2.3 JesFoolin
  
  Obama doesn’t need the fan to be on . . . ever!
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 3:29 pm rating: +1
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#3 Crash

Obama’s the new Mr. Clean mascot too.
He really wants to clean up this country

Nov 4, 2008 at 2:07 am rating: 0

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- #3.1 Canthz_B
  
  Joe the Plumber looks more like Mr. Clean than Obama. Maybe they can get him to switch sides at the last minute?…Nah!!
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 2:58 am rating: +2
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#4 secondsout

When the bathroom is occupied, leave the bathroom door WIDE OPEN. We need entertainment, folks.

Nov 4, 2008 at 2:10 am rating: +23

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#5 secondsout

I like the buffet line at the Obama HQ. Start with an appetizer of chips, move on to the main course of Snickers, and finish with a dessert of suckers.

Nov 4, 2008 at 2:13 am rating: +13

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- #5.1 Sydney
  
  I’m pretty sure I spy some Kraft Dinner in the background there, too. As if election day wasn’t nauseating enough. Bleargh.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 4:21 am rating: +4
- #5.2 Joe
  
  Does Barack Obama eat his candy bar with a fork and a knife, too?
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 9:08 am rating: +3
- #5.3 Kansas girl
  
  Hey, don’t be dissin’ the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese From A Box. They probably have to eat that at Joe the Plumber’s house. In fact, they probably have to eat generic store brand Macaroni & Cheese From A Plain Box, given the current state of the economy.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 1:18 pm rating: +2
- #5.4 MW
  
  Kroger has Kraft Macaroni & Cheese From A Box on sale right now for 59 cents, so there’s really no reason to stoop so low with the generic unless you’re running out of change.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 2:27 pm rating: +1
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#6 Troy McClure

One, two! One, two! He joined the queue
The worker chose a Snickers snack!
Its wrapper shed, he basely fled
And went galumphing back.

Nov 4, 2008 at 2:47 am rating: +14

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- #6.1 anglophile
  
  Oh frabjous day! Callooh, callay!
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 9:12 am rating: +7
- #6.2 Mishee
  
  Troy - I don’t think I have told you how much I love you lately. I guess I just assumed you knew.
  
  And you too anglophile. Jabberwocky at its finest!
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 11:14 am rating: +3
- #6.3 AuntyBron
  
  Jabberwocky? I thought that was quoting Lord Peter Wimsy.
  
  Nov 5, 2008 at 12:49 am rating: +1
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#7 HairySwede

Of course Obama isn’t our mama. The US already decided against a female President. Poor Mrs. Clinton.

Nov 4, 2008 at 2:52 am rating: +1

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- #7.1 Canthz_B
  
  Obama my not be our Mama, but I could have sworn I heard him say “Who’s your Daddy?!” to McCain after the last debate!
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 3:01 am rating: +36
- #7.2 Mishee
  
  Funny CB, I thought he said “Who’s Joe the Plumber again??”
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 11:15 am rating: +4
- #7.3 Sue Do Nim
  
  Obama’s not our mama…he’s our PRESIDENT!!!
  
  Nov 5, 2008 at 12:32 am rating: +6
- #7.4 Canthz_B
  
  Does this make Michelle my mama?
  Ooh, the bedtime stories that come to mind!
  
  Nov 5, 2008 at 12:38 am rating: +2
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#8 Canthz_B

I’m disappointed in the refreshments spread.
Sarah Palin led me to believe there’d be brie and arugula!

Nov 4, 2008 at 3:07 am rating: +21

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- #8.1 globalnole
  
  I thought she was bringing the poached salmon and roe? Guess not.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 3:15 am rating: +1
- #8.2 Canthz_B
  
  Nope, she’s not invited.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 3:17 am rating: +2
- #8.3 fantasy
  
  ….if she were, there would be plenty of moose stew. Killed Russian style of course.
  
  *One bullet is all it takes.*
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 8:39 am rating: +3
- #8.4 anglophile
  
  It looks a lot like Joe the Plumber’s favorite meal, doesn’t it?
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 9:46 am rating: +1
- #8.5 secondsout
  
  George W. Bush once actually said something about the elites eating “brie and cheese.”
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 12:03 pm rating: +14
- #8.6 Frankie
  
  I bet they did invite her just for funsies. She was probably all like, “Why sure I’ll come to your democra… Heeeeey, you almost got me there didn’t cha, you rascals!”
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 5:44 pm rating: +7
- #8.7 Canthz_B
  
  Silly Palin, Pranks are for you!
  No, Bitch, I’m not Nicolas Sarkosy!!!
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 6:01 pm rating: +1
- #8.8 Goldie
  
  SO, give GWB at least some credit. He probably meant to say “eating brie and cutting cheese”. Darn elitists.
  
  Nov 5, 2008 at 1:12 pm rating: +1
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#9 Canthz_B

This is an example of Obama’s highly coordinated campaign. When volunteers in Virginia eat junk food, staffers in Philly take the dump.
Unprecedented discipline and cooperation!

Nov 4, 2008 at 3:16 am rating: +14

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#10 Julia

Wow, I’m so glad they cleared that up for me. I was all ready to go shopping for a Mother’s Day gift for Obama. Though I’m kinda broke, and he would have had to settle for a humorous card.

Nov 4, 2008 at 3:24 am rating: +5

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- #10.1 Mishee
  
  He would love it… especially if you made it your self. That’s how Moms are.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 11:17 am rating: +3
- #10.2 Timo
  
  He really loves the gold spray painted macaroni too!
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 4:55 pm rating: +3
- #10.3 Frankie
  
  I don’t think I’ll ever be able to say Mom again unless I’m doing it in Sarah Palin’s accent. I’m even reading it that way now. It’s pretty sick.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 5:46 pm rating: +2
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#11 Tyler

Obama is clean? I’m glad he got tested…

Nov 4, 2008 at 5:15 am rating: +4

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#12 Tuesday

Do I see Snickers? If so, I would keep that area clean by starting with the mass consumption of peanuts, chocolate, and nougat.

Nov 4, 2008 at 8:06 am rating: +1

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#13 fantasy

We’ll just have to wait to see who gets that very last snicker!

Nov 4, 2008 at 8:25 am rating: +3

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- #13.1 Canthz_B
  
  He who Snickers last, Snickers best?
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 1:56 pm rating: +5
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#14 Wade

I see Biden dropped by the Philly office during his swing through Philadephia.

Nov 4, 2008 at 8:30 am rating: +1

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- #14.1 Wade
  
  …which would have been funnier if I had typed Pennsylvania, as I intended.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 8:38 am rating: +11
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#15 claw71

You’d never see any such sign at a Republican campaign office. Democrats, you see, are willing to admit that their shit does, indeed, stink. Republicans, on the other hand, might be using the restroom for other purposes.

Nov 4, 2008 at 9:17 am rating: +26

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- #15.1 BoggyWoggy
  
  Grrr…
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 9:32 am rating: 0
- #15.2 Mishee
  
  I just pray I don’t “accidentally” do the “secret shuffle” some day in an airport restroom. Some crazy lesbian with a big dildo might jump over the stall at me.
  
  And when that happens, what can you really do but just succumb and blackout?
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 11:19 am rating: +2
- #15.3 Clumber
  
  All us lesbians are crazy lesbians and you apparently miss the point somewhat - we don’t have nor want big dildos. And as a rule, we tend to be homebodies, so probably won’t be in your airport much.
  
  And fwiw, we prefer to go down. You know, under the stall not over.
  
  Here all week folks! Please tip your servers generously.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 12:18 pm rating: +12
- #15.4 Mishee
  
  Clumber - Do you wear sleeveless flannel shirts and a velcroband wristwatch with work boots?
  
  ‘Cause that was the kind of lezzies I was talking about.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 12:29 pm rating: +1
- #15.5 Canthz_B
  
  Clumber, you give new meaning to “Try the veal”!
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 2:01 pm rating: +3
- #15.6 JesFoolin
  
  ” . . . using the restroom for other purposes.”
  
  Masturbating over a photo of Sarah Palin?
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 3:38 pm rating: 0
- #15.7 Krystal Pistol
  
  I’m STILL waiting for my velcro-banded watch, dammit. I’ll let you know as soon as I get it, Mishee.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 6:06 pm rating: +1
- #15.8 Frankie
  
  They hand them out with the purchase of your brand new Subaru Forrester, Krystal Pistol.
  Krystal Pistol.
  Krystal Pistol.
  
  just sounds funky dude. just sounds funky.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 6:23 pm rating: +1
- #15.9 Canthz_B
  
  Masturbating over Sarah Palin? Um, why the fuck would anyone do that?
  The bitch is unattractive…I’d have to slit her throat (or my own) if she opened her mouth and I were forced to hear her fucked up voice!
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 8:36 pm rating: +2
- #15.10 agatha christie
  
  But didn’t ya get the memo? Apparently she’s a MILF… or, soon enough, a GILF.
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 8:42 pm rating: 0
- #15.11 Canthz_B
  
  Sorry, ac, I’d have to paraphrase Teddy Pendergrass:
  
  ♫ Turn out the lights, and shut her pie-hole! ♫
  
  Nov 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm rating: +2
- #15.12 Clumber
  
  Mish - Hmmm… well I do have my watch on a velcro watchband, but I am not sure if it counts since I haven’t worn it in years… Is an Eeyore watch, if that helps? I don’t have the “guns” for sleeveless shirts, but will get back to you as soon as I am cleared* (by Dr) to return to a Gymrat lifestyle.
  
  *Back injury. Yes that would be funny, but alas, no sorry - a work injury and I was, sadly, by myself at the time.
  
  Nov 5, 2008 at 10:55 am rating: 0
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#16 fantasy

That’s right, there was that one Democrat *cough* who liked

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