it’s the question of the day: have you voted yet?
if NO, please consider the following (from campaign field offices in “fake virginia” and philadelphia) before heading to the polls.
if YES — why not celebrate your participation in the democratic process in the most american way possible: buyin’ stuff!
related: herbie goes to washington








102 responses so far ↓
#1
AuntyBron

Cripey-Whiz - Politics in the potty? Is nothing sacred?
Nov 4, 2008 at 1:51 am rating: +4 
#2
Quite Contrary

But does Obama leave the fan on?
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:02 am rating: +4 
#3
Crash

Obama’s the new Mr. Clean mascot too.
He really wants to clean up this country
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:07 am rating: 0 
#4
secondsout

When the bathroom is occupied, leave the bathroom door WIDE OPEN. We need entertainment, folks.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:10 am rating: +23 
#5
secondsout

I like the buffet line at the Obama HQ. Start with an appetizer of chips, move on to the main course of Snickers, and finish with a dessert of suckers.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:13 am rating: +13 
#6
Troy McClure

One, two! One, two! He joined the queue
The worker chose a Snickers snack!
Its wrapper shed, he basely fled
And went galumphing back.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:47 am rating: +14 
#7
HairySwede

Of course Obama isn’t our mama. The US already decided against a female President. Poor Mrs. Clinton.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:52 am rating: +1 
#8
Canthz_B

I’m disappointed in the refreshments spread.
Sarah Palin led me to believe there’d be brie and arugula!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:07 am rating: +21 
#9
Canthz_B

This is an example of Obama’s highly coordinated campaign. When volunteers in Virginia eat junk food, staffers in Philly take the dump.
Unprecedented discipline and cooperation!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:16 am rating: +14 
#10
Julia

Wow, I’m so glad they cleared that up for me. I was all ready to go shopping for a Mother’s Day gift for Obama. Though I’m kinda broke, and he would have had to settle for a humorous card.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:24 am rating: +5 
#11
Tyler

Obama is clean? I’m glad he got tested…
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:15 am rating: +4 
#12
Tuesday

Do I see Snickers? If so, I would keep that area clean by starting with the mass consumption of peanuts, chocolate, and nougat.
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:06 am rating: +1 
#13
fantasy

We’ll just have to wait to see who gets that very last snicker!
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:25 am rating: +3 
#14
Wade

I see Biden dropped by the Philly office during his swing through Philadephia.
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:30 am rating: +1 
#15
claw71

You’d never see any such sign at a Republican campaign office. Democrats, you see, are willing to admit that their shit does, indeed, stink. Republicans, on the other hand, might be using the restroom for other purposes.
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:17 am rating: +26 
#16
fantasy

That’s right, there was that one Democrat *cough* who liked