it’s the question of the day: have you voted yet?
if NO, please consider the following (from campaign field offices in “fake virginia” and philadelphia) before heading to the polls.
if YES — why not celebrate your participation in the democratic process in the most american way possible: buyin’ stuff!
related: herbie goes to washington
102 responses so far ↓
#1
AuntyBron
Cripey-Whiz – Politics in the potty? Is nothing sacred?
Nov 4, 2008 at 1:51 am rating: +4
#2
Quite Contrary
But does Obama leave the fan on?
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:02 am rating: +4
#3
Crash
Obama’s the new Mr. Clean mascot too.
He really wants to clean up this country
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:07 am rating: 0
#4
secondsout
When the bathroom is occupied, leave the bathroom door WIDE OPEN. We need entertainment, folks.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:10 am rating: +23
#5
secondsout
I like the buffet line at the Obama HQ. Start with an appetizer of chips, move on to the main course of Snickers, and finish with a dessert of suckers.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:13 am rating: +13
#6
Troy McClure
One, two! One, two! He joined the queue
The worker chose a Snickers snack!
Its wrapper shed, he basely fled
And went galumphing back.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:47 am rating: +14
#7
HairySwede
Of course Obama isn’t our mama. The US already decided against a female President. Poor Mrs. Clinton.
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:52 am rating: +1
#8
Canthz_B
I’m disappointed in the refreshments spread.
Sarah Palin led me to believe there’d be brie and arugula!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:07 am rating: +21
#9
Canthz_B
This is an example of Obama’s highly coordinated campaign. When volunteers in Virginia eat junk food, staffers in Philly take the dump.
Unprecedented discipline and cooperation!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:16 am rating: +14
#10
Julia
Wow, I’m so glad they cleared that up for me. I was all ready to go shopping for a Mother’s Day gift for Obama. Though I’m kinda broke, and he would have had to settle for a humorous card.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:24 am rating: +6
#11
Tyler
Obama is clean? I’m glad he got tested…
Nov 4, 2008 at 5:15 am rating: +4
#12
Tuesday
Do I see Snickers? If so, I would keep that area clean by starting with the mass consumption of peanuts, chocolate, and nougat.
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:06 am rating: +1
#13
fantasy
We’ll just have to wait to see who gets that very last snicker!
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:25 am rating: +3
#14
Wade
I see Biden dropped by the Philly office during his swing through Philadephia.
Nov 4, 2008 at 8:30 am rating: +1
#15
claw71
You’d never see any such sign at a Republican campaign office. Democrats, you see, are willing to admit that their shit does, indeed, stink. Republicans, on the other hand, might be using the restroom for other purposes.
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:17 am rating: +26
#16
fantasy
That’s right, there was that one Democrat *cough* who liked to do his *cough* business in the oval office.
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:24 am rating: +3
#17
BoggyWoggy
Maybe the signs will help keep the area physically clean, but it they eat that diet throughout the day, woo-whee…Toot-City! The air will be polluted!
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:32 am rating: +1
#18
Dare
Come on, we all know that all politicians shit doesn’t stink!
Nov 4, 2008 at 10:22 am rating: 0
#19
amy d
My goodness, is Obama the new Messiah? Do I now have to add WWOD to my list when trying to decide a morality issue? I’ve already got WWJD and WWGD (Gore). What if the answers conflict? Who wins out?
*frets*
Nov 4, 2008 at 10:37 am rating: +4
#20
Lurker
Which is the voting booth and which is the bathroom? I get confused because I have to pull a lever in both places.
Nov 4, 2008 at 12:12 pm rating: +4
#21
Juliet
I just enjoy that someone is trying to make me feel guilty about leaving a ‘mess’ in the bathroom. Like I’m worried enough about Obama’s potential judgment to mind my manners.
“If Obama was here, he’d be ashamed of you!”
Nov 4, 2008 at 12:35 pm rating: +2
#22
Goldie
I can imagine the TMI notes in the other campaign office.
“Why are you even in this bathroom, bitch? McCain wears a diaper and so should you. Get the hell out!”
Nov 4, 2008 at 12:48 pm rating: +6
#23
biscuit
Docked points on the clean Obama bathroom PAN for not using Obama clipart.
Nov 4, 2008 at 1:17 pm rating: +2
#24
Andy
That Obama logo does fittingly resemble a toilet seat…
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:03 pm rating: +1
#25
GhostWriter
The 2nd note is probably instructions for the maid:
“We’ve run out of toilet seat ’sanitized’ strips. Please use the leftover Obama bumperstickers as temporary replacements.”
Nov 4, 2008 at 2:56 pm rating: +1
#26
Timo
I thought there was going to be an open door policy? Of course with every flush a poo laden mist would arise and smite down all that is clean.
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:43 pm rating: +1
#27
Sadistically-peaceful
Darn Obama! Now I really really want a snickers. I know it’s some serious cravings when I’d even settle for a milkyway!
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:36 pm rating: 0
#28
unfortunate names blog
Can we cause diabetes from the rocky shores of Maine to the sunny coasts of California.
Yes we can!
Yes we can!
Nov 4, 2008 at 6:50 pm rating: +1
#29
T.U.M.
But what if my mother does, in fact, happen to also be named “Barack Obama?”
Nov 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm rating: +4
#30
danny
I voted!!
http://deadlynotes.com
Nov 5, 2008 at 11:42 am rating: 0
#31
Jahzzie
Danny….. I hate you, I really do.
Your blog sucks so bad, I want to choke myself with the unitard just so I can put myself out of my misery.
Nov 5, 2008 at 5:32 pm rating: 0
#32
ME
Please stop dropping Obamas in the toilet….they stain the bowl.
Nov 19, 2008 at 11:09 am rating: 0
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