Comments on: It’s Pat!

By: we’re not naming names, but…

we’re not naming names, but… — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:55:52 +0000

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By: Hilary!

Hilary! — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:36:37 +0000

oh my christ. this is certainly not the same misha. this misha is an eskimo. for real.

By: Noelle

Noelle — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:40:24 +0000

Unfortunately, when you live in Northern Maine, there aren’t a whole lot of places to go on a roadtrip besides Southern Maine.

By: Woman on the Verge

Woman on the Verge — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:14:37 +0000

The real reason Pat left? He was insulted by the lack of clipart in this note. I mean, really, c’mon. No cute cartoons of guys showing butt crack while working on the washers? No bubbling cans of soda? No red circle with a slash over the name ‘Pat’?

By: Fern

Fern — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:05:15 +0000

I think Pat works at Dunder Mifflin now…

By: john

john — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:49:28 +0000

Misha was on this road trip with Noelle? Wait – isn’t there a new movie out called Pat and Misha Make a Porno?

By: tom

tom — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:21:54 +0000

I know that guy. He’s a complete asshole.

By: 0falcon8

0falcon8 — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:05:33 +0000

note to self:
if i should ever find myself as the low man on the totem-pole in a local small town gas station/food mart/laundrymat, serious reevaluation of my life choices must be made immediately

By: 0falcon8

0falcon8 — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:50:54 +0000

even though pat was denied authoreity over people, the sign did grant him command of the laundymat, grounds, the cooler and its contents. he wielded his power over inanimate objects like an evil despot until he was overthrown from the coup of ’03 and was never seen around the Suds ‘n’ Sudz again.

By: 0falcon8

0falcon8 — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:36:40 +0000

i fought authoreity, and, well, i won, ’cause pat ain’t got shit!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:04:05 +0000

Whoa!! Back-read the threads.
I don’t even know RB’s mom!
Mishee’s either, while we’re on the subject.
I stay out of those matters.

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:25:00 +0000

Bonus Sing-Along Track!
(straight from some Redneck County Fair…)

Oh, we kinda give him his cooler-wide jurisidiction
He likes to get in there and manage the place
Well, he tries to assume he’s “in charge” through some delegation
He forgets his job is only maintenance-based
So I say-

Pat’s no authoreity, authoreity isn’t his
Pat’s no authoreity, authoreity isn’t his
Well, he’s been trying to boss around employees, both the guys and women
But Pat’s no authoreity, authoreity isn’t his!

So I call out to Pat, “Hey,”
I say, “Give me some Sprite on Rack 5.”
He said , “We don’t need no Sprite, we need Sierra Mist.”
He said, “I told Coke salesguy to go home, we weren’t buying”
Ooh, now Pat, you’re really startin’ to get me pissed

And I said-
Pat’s no authoreity, authoreity isn’t his
Well, Pat’s no authoreity, authoreity isn’t his
Well, he’s been trying to boss around employees, both the guys and women
But Pat’s no authoreity, authoreity isn’t his!

By: claw71

claw71 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:05:24 +0000

As if CB would notice nipples. From what RB’s mom told me CB thinks Foreplay is an emo pop band out of England.

By: Jahzzie

Jahzzie — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:54:03 +0000

C’mon, Salespeople are an entirely different species!