An arguably heated dispute

November 11th, 2008 · 363 comments

Technically, Mike in Boston only has two roommates, but roomie #2′s ever-present girlfriend has become the apartment’s de facto fourth resident…the non-rent-or-utilities-paying kind.

Explains Mike: “We only have one thermostat for the whole apartment, but our rooms are so tiny that we can typically keep the heat off and the place stays at 68-70 degrees.” Once winter came, however, the girlfriend wasn’t too pleased with this arrangement…and took to surreptitiously cranking up the heat into the mid-80s.

After one too many nights of waking up in a sauna, Mike and his allied roommate decided to fight back —in true passive-aggressive style — by removing the (detachable) thermostat from the wall. Drama, of course, ensued.

It's Fucking Freezing. Put the Heat thing back. If you think it's nice cold then open your window. It doesn't get warmer without the Heat.

Mike’s roomie then posted a counter-attack:

If your [sic] cold turn the heat on at YOUR APARTMENT! Otherwise...we took a vote 2 to 1 heat stays off. :)

Grammar aside, that one pretty much did the trick.

related: kill hamster too?

FILED UNDER: Boston · energy usage · oh snap · roommates · smiley · temperature · your/you're


363 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Pooki

    I can never get my thermostat to a perfect temperature. Either it’s too hot, or too cold. It only ever really works for me if I keep the heat cranked and the window open.

    Sorry, Al Gore.

    Nov 11, 2008 at 10:43 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   JesFoolin

      I had that exact problem with my girlfriend.

      Nov 11, 2008 at 10:48 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Canthz_B bang

      Pookie, try the baby thermostat. It’s juuust right! ;-)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:01 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   unfortunate names blog

      It could be menopause.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Pooki

      That’d be unfortunate. I was really counting on not having to experience menopause for another twenty or so years. I think I might just have a hidden animosity for polar bears.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 3:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Anonymous me

      The argument that begins below is FUCKING DELICIOUS!

      Ha ha ha ha ha

      Nov 13, 2008 at 3:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Elbie

    I have an ex-BF that kept the window open during an ice storm and still complained that he was hot. (Hence the ex part. I’ll be celibate before I get pneumonia.)

    However, I also had the option of going to my own toasty bed, so Team 2 to 1 here…

    Nov 11, 2008 at 10:51 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Martin Heidegger

    I think the whole problem is that it’s “fucking freezing”, as the note says. It wouldn’t be freezing if the roommate and his girl weren’t fucking… so maybe it’s time to be passive-aggressive back and put some ice cubes in the sack. Or on the sack. Whatever.

    Nov 11, 2008 at 10:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Wade bang

      A bucket of steel ball bearings (kept overnight in the refrigerator) are much more effective than ice cubes. :twisted:

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:17 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   morpho

      marbles kept in the freezer are perfect :twisted:

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Jahzzie

      Morpho, That’s the exact reason I divorced my ex-husband.

      Nov 14, 2008 at 6:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Wesley

    Let her turn the heat on.

    …and if the majority must rule (which doesn’t make much sense anyway), let her have a vote. 2:2 = tie.

    She and their roommate are a package deal. They accept him, they accept her, and he does pay his share of the bills.

    Nov 11, 2008 at 10:58 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Melanie

      If your name isn’t on the lease/you’re not paying rent or contributing to the electric/gas bills, you get no vote.

      Nov 11, 2008 at 11:08 pm   rating: 190  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   hydromjstik

      yeah, Wesley I disagree too. He does pay his share of the bills…but she doesn’t pay any part of any bills in the house, she has no right to touch the ‘heat thing’. Besides, she should have plenty of things to keep her warm (at least for a few minutes)

      Nov 11, 2008 at 11:34 pm   rating: 65  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   aaa

      Lemme guess, Wesley was an ever-present non-rent-paying boyfriend at some point in time.

      I mean, do you really think a guest (and yes, a girlfriend whose name isn’t on the rent agreement and doesn’t pay rent is a guest) has more say than a rent-paying resident?

      Nov 11, 2008 at 11:47 pm   rating: 94  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Joyful

      Boooo!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   biscuit

      Until the bitch pays, she has no say.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:45 am   rating: 77  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   tbrauch

      You only get to vote when you are paying rent.

      If 3 people are paying rent, each gets 1 vote so there are only 3 votes. The bitch and her boyfriend can split their vote, but it’s still only one vote. He might pay his share of the bills, but until he pays her share, too, no vote for her.

      Now, move out of your girlfriend’s place and get your own apartment or start paying rent.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:05 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.7   Canthz_B bang

      *wonders if anyone bothered to read any other threads on this site before deciding to comment…shrugs and thinks to self, “certainly not”.*

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:47 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.8   Neil

      Shrugs and thinks to self..”Did Canthz B. realize people are commenting directly to Wesleys comment”….”certainly not”….

      side note…..one vote per rent payer…..the audacity of her to leave a note about the thermostat….

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:40 am   rating: 57  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.9   Frankie bang

      OH NO YOU DIDN’T!

      Hey there, Neil is it? I know it is, but I’m just trying to convey a sense of how little I truly care what your name is… Did you ever stop to think that maybe CB was (like the rest of us who have been here for a while) maybe getting a little sick of having to read the same thing over and over and over and over because unlike himself there actually are less courteous people out there (like yourself) who are either not even bothering to read the threads before posting what someone has already said, or they just don’t give a fuck and want to say it again anyway. Like they had the idea first, but (it’s SO not fair) somebody already beat them to it! Did you think that when you said “one vote per rent payer” that it was original? Did you think it would matter because your name (what was that again) would be hovering over that magical little piece of redundant insight? You make me sick Neil.

      *shrugs to self and wonders if Neil realized there is a whole community of PAN commenters who have been here since damn near the beginning and that his inconsideration angers them…….. “certainly fucking not!”*

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:20 am   rating: 29  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.10   Mishee bang

      Shrugs and thinks to self, “Did Neil realize that CB was commenting directly to wesley’s comment?”

      who the fuck cares?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:32 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.11   claw71 bang

      Wesley: you’re an idiot. First of all, why does a majority rule concept not make sense to you? How else would you resolve the situation?

      Of course, the girlfriend is not on the lease and she is not paying rent. This fact was included in the preface to the note. If her boyfriend’s roomies wanted to be dicks they could report her residential status to the landlord and demand that the rent be split four ways.

      Neil: You’re an ass. CB was spot on in his post. Regardless of who a comment is directed at, the author should make an effort to offer an informed submission.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:42 am   rating: 27  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.12   Anthony

      Umm, I think people were trying to vote down Wesley when they left a bunch of posts expressing similar opinions. Majority rules, like Claw said.

      PATHETIC MESSAGE BOARD POLICE ARE UNNECESSARILY SUCKING THE FUN OUT OF THE THREAD AND KILLING ME THANK YOU TERRY!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:25 am   rating: 64  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.13   secondsout bang

      I might refer you to the thread about putting the lid down on the toilet. People kept posting the same thing over and over, poo mist, mythbusters, etc. No need in being too repetitious.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:45 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.14   Goldie

      Maybe the folks on this thread just want to vote again, as they feel their election high wearing off. Hey guys, good news, if you pay the rent, you get one vote. That would be, let’s say, a couple hundred. You can make the checks out to me.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.15   Canthz_B bang

      Anthony, speaking of sucking the fun out of something, I’d suggest that you read some of the past year’s threads which are archived here.
      It helps to know what the fun of a site is before one can claim said fun is being sucked out of it, and by whom. ;-)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.16   Neil

      Frankie`s angry rants certainly supply a lot of humor.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:45 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.17   MW

      Seriously, get a life Frankie. No one cares how long you’ve been here. If Neil wants to type one hundred times his view on the nonrentpaying girlfriend, it’s totally his perogative.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:50 pm   rating: 48  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.18   Frankie bang

      Thank you Neil. It’s really the only time I have ever gotten that mad and ranted on any thread or any web site for that matter, so I do appreciate that it made you laugh as I’m not usually the sort given to fits of rage especially towards people I don’t know or care about and don’t wish to be viewed that way.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.19   Lolita

      Wow, I read thru these sometimes and have noticed the people who are here, everyday. I must say, what a sad little existence in the REAL world you must have, if you need to sit there and try and tell people how they can or can’t comment, simply bc someone else already voiced a similar opinion. Let’s clear this up, shall we? Just bc, like Canthz B., for example, you have nothing better to do than to make comment after comment, in a desperate attempt to be funny and get “thumbed up”, does not mean you OWN the message board. If I want to express my opinion, whether it be the same or different than another commenter’s opinion, I can and will. And if I want to tell you that, I too, find message board police pathetic, I can and will. And did. Now, I must be going…unlike some of you, I have a real life and real friends that need attending to. Oh, and kudos to Frankie (was that your name?) for defending Canthz B’s honor ( insert sarcasm here)…I mean, how dare someone respond to her rudeness with a little of their own!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:09 pm   rating: 133  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.20   MW

      Here, here, Lolita!!!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:13 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.21   anglophile bang

      Lolita, if you truly know who is here day in and day out with nothing better to do, then it follows that (a) you must have the same sort of “sad little existence” and (b) it would behoove you to clue in to the fact that CB is a dude. I would have thought his gravatar made that pretty clear, but hey, I guess we all make mistakes.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:16 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.22   Mishee bang

      Lolita – Just because I have a boring job doesn’t necessarily mean I have a sad existence.

      I mean, I do, but shame on you to just assume it!

      Comon people, can’t we all just get a bong along???

      Glo – I heard a rumor somewhere that CB is also black*gasp*

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:18 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.23   Vampy

      Team shut the fuck up Loita and your “my life is so much better than everyone else’s because I’m not a regular” bullshit. That’s been played a thousand times all across Teh Interwebs and fact is, no one believes the person who spouts it. Basically, if you have to state it, it’s false and renders you a target of well deserved mockery.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:21 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.24   Frankie bang

      Wow lolita. 4.18 wasn’t really sarcastic at all. I was being honest, but I’m sure you have your reasons for doing the exact same thing you just accused me of.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.25   MW

      For the record, *I* don’t think anyone is sad for spending copius amounts of time on this website. I *do* think you are sad if you insist on monitoring the comments and insulting the folks who aren’t in here 24/7.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:24 pm   rating: 45  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.26   Lolita

      Actually, anglophile, I know who is here everyday bc , well, you’re here EVERYDAY….I can not check this site for days and then, when I do, …there you all are…comment after comment. It’s not brain surgery. As for Canthz B being a dude…who cares? if you’re gonna give yourself a name like that, you sound like a chick and the avatar is pretty androgynous. And my point stands that you have no right to tell someone how to comment. And yes, I did check in to see who had what to say to me…couldn’t resist. So sue me. and yeah, mw, that was kinda my point, maybe worded a little harshly.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:26 pm   rating: 55  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.27   Goldie

      1) This is like the third time someone attempts to give CB a sex-change op on this board. WTF, is this a new way of flirting? Clearly I am behind the times.

      2) “real life and real friends”? Big f-ing deal. I have a real family, a real dog, and … *drum roll* a real job!… try to beat that, Lolita Haze.

      3) personally, I don’t care if someone reposts the same thing as the 20 people before him. If you want to look like a moron, and the bandwidth allows, hey, knock yourself out. It’s a free country, right?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:27 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.28   Frankie bang

      Seriously this is getting to be really disrespectful to let this much get blown out of proportion here. I made my opinion at first (just like everyone else did after and before me) and now it’s just a page full of hatred (my fault too)… Just be an adult about it now or go to my blog and say whatever you want. You just click on my damn name and you can be as hateful as you want. Kerry didn’t make this site for us for this though.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.29   kittybrunette

      Can this be????!!!!!!

      Canthz B can be a BOY???

      Apparently he can! Horrors!

      heeheehee

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.30   anglophile bang

      Actually, Lolita, I’m pretty sure I missed a day or two back in October.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.31   MW

      Why don’t you give yourself a good ole pat on the back for starting this shit, Frankie? And click on your own damn blog because no one else is interested.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:38 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.32   Vampy

      And MW can do the same for continuing this, although it’s so clear that they hate it.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.33   Mishee bang

      *loves to “click frankie’s blog”*

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.34   Frankie bang

      Dude, I’m not even interested in my blog… I am kind of interested in Vampy (and a subject change)

      Vampy… How you doin’?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.35   Vampy

      Alright I suppose. Have a killer headache at the moment. It’s making me extra bitchy today.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.36   Frankie bang

      Did you catch Angels and Airwaves on One Tree Hill the other night?

      (sorry about your headache)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.37   Vampy

      Hmmm…I’ve never seen One Tree Hill.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.38   Frankie bang

      How about Kung Fu Panda then? Seen that?

      I have an unnatural crush on Jack Black.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.39   Canthz_B bang

      Lolita, “Canthz_B” = “Can this be?”.
      There’s nothing feminine about being inquisitive.

      If my avatar seems androgynous to you, may I suggest electrolysis? :-P

      Nov 12, 2008 at 5:20 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.40   AnastasiaBeaverhausen

      Team ‘Anyone But Lolita’

      Nov 12, 2008 at 5:28 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.41   Sydney

      It’s pretty understandable to get irritated at the self-appointed forum police, the regulars who gang up on people they see as outsiders, the people who post 9000 times per thread hoping one of their jokes will stick and get thumbed-up (if you know what I mean and I think you do) and all the other stuff they do that makes PAN less fun for a lot of people. Judging by the votes on comments, I’d say what Lolita and Neil and Anthony said has some support.

      And Canthz, your avatar is teeny tiny small. Not that I’m implying anything by that.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:01 pm   rating: 54  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.42   Wade bang

      And your avatar, Sydney, is… oh wait.

      If you are looking for what makes PAN less fun, try reading this.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.43   Canthz_B bang

      Been there, done that. :roll:

      The moustache on my Gravatar shows up fine on my monitor, maybe mine is bigger than yours, Sydney.
      Maybe press your face up really close to the screen?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.44   Grey

      Lolita – “Waaah! People like the internet!”

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:20 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.45   JoeInLA

      “Here, here, Lolita!!!”

      Small point, MW (miniscule really), but the phrase is actually supposed to be “Hear! Hear!” Unless, of course, you were trying to get Lolita to come to you.

      Affectionately yours,
      /s/ Grammar Nazi

      Nov 12, 2008 at 9:16 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.46   MissMelony

      team Lolita! I tried to raise those points a few months ago and i too was shot down… but i guess when people get comfy on a board they think they own it. oh well, thats why i sometimes skip the comments section. and i too though CB was a girl until he mentioned having a wife. and I’m still not sure why that changed my mind

      Nov 12, 2008 at 9:50 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.47   JD

      Frankie wins.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 5:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.48   amy d bang

      JD, Frankie always wins.

      I know I’m late to the fight and things seemed to have already cooled down, but I just have to add my two cents on this debate:

      1) I am “a regular”, meaning I am usually here every day (and I also have a real life).

      2) When people post without reading all the comments already on the thread, it does feel somewhat rude and makes the thread repetitious to read. It also makes the poster look bad and we sometimes can’t help pointing that out.

      3) People who are huge fans of this blog ( those who read it daily) are aware this is not our blog, but we do feel some ownership in it. We like it. We are proud of it. We want it to remain at its current high standard of hilarity.

      4) We can sometimes be pompous about pointing things out. Sorry about that. We are a little possessive of it. See #3.

      5) When we refer to “how things are done”, we are not referring to rules, but rather the spirit of the way things are done on this site. Each site has its own culture, its own norms, traditions and taboos.

      6) Even when we get pompous, we are pointing out violations referred to in #5 and refrain from attacking other posters on a personal level.

      That is all. Thank you for reading this.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 8:25 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.49   Chris

      “but we do feel some ownership in it. We like it. We are proud of it. We want it to remain at its current high standard of hilarity”

      Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?

      Nov 13, 2008 at 9:09 am   rating: 31  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.50   Anthony

      I agree with Chris. The comments, particularly those made by the “regulars,” are not what make the site hilarious.

      The passive aggressive notes are hilarious. Comments like “Pookie, try the baby thermostat. It’s juuust right!” are not hilarious.

      If that’s the standard everyone else has to live down to, that’s bad news for the blog in general.

      And I’d like to point out that we’re not arguing over people leaving repetitive comments because they haven’t read everyone else’s. We’re talking about a thread of comments where people agree with each other, but don’t want to express it by simply clicking the thumbs up button on a comment that they like. They have a similar opinion, perhaps the same opinion, but slightly nuanced. They want to share their thoughts and back up somebody else who had a similar thought. And it’s all in a thread so it’s all good.

      If you want to go by the little thumbs up thing, scroll up and you ‘ll see how many people agree with my earlier message complaining about the “regulars” policing a site that doesn’t belong to them.

      Now we need a few more comments so I can jump in and say “300th! Thank you Terry!”

      Nov 13, 2008 at 9:27 am   rating: 53  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.51   GhostWriter bang

      If you were a regular on this blog, you would know not to trust the little thumbs up thing.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 9:35 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.52   amy d bang

      Chris, I thought I stated my views quite clearly. You are entitled to your opinion also.

      Anthony, I wasn’t staking a claim that only the regulars make the site hilarious. New people are always welcome and many are very funny. The point I was trying to make there is about tediously repetitive comments, whatever the reason. I mentioned “without reading the other comments on the thread” simply because that’s the comment that started this while debate. Comments that were in opposition to your viewpoint are also green.

      Bottom line: I’m not saying we’re correct and the only ones who can be right. I was simply giving others a snapshot of our viewpoint for perspective.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 9:42 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.53   Frankie bang

      I actually thumbed you up once Anthony. I was bored. I like the little thank you messages. Dude, how bored are you? Seriously. Is this worth that much to you to take time out of your day like this? You’ve posted about 3 times to my 1 posting (in ratio).

      Nov 13, 2008 at 9:46 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.54   Anthony

      I’m not going to play into your hands and post something in response to that and prove your point…..Damn.

      What can I say? I’m prolific.

      And very bored, yes. But 75% of my comments were goofing on people, with arguing being a secondary motive. With all these comments are we going to split hairs over who posted more? The bottom line is that the regular folk are mad as hell and we’re not going to take it anymore.

      tyt

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:06 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.55   RP

      Damn, I guess the Internet really is serious business!

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:17 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.56   Anthony

      301st! (Thank you Terry!)

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.57   Mishee bang

      Speaking of Al Gore, I heard on the radio today that one time he joked that he was so boring, his Secret Service code name was “Al Gore”…

      Just wanted to share. Give someone out there a laugh.

      This thread sure can use it.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:23 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.58   Frankie bang

      No “they” aren’t. You are. And you did “play into my hands” by saying so.
      I am regular folk. You saying things like that only make it seem like you think of me differently, but you don’t want me to think of me differently. So I can’t, but you can? Nice double standard.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:23 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.59   Mishee bang

      Anthony – haha, you only it made it to #302 – that’s what you get.

      bein like mishi
      ur doin it rong

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:24 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.60   Anthony

      “Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I’ve got to do something.”

      “Bob, there’s nothing you can do.”

      “Well, I guess I’ll just have to develop a sense of humor.”

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:42 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.61   MW

      Frankie always wins? Well, I think in this case that is clearly debatable. I’m counting at least five or six posters with very convincing arguments to the contrary.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.62   amy d bang

      MW, it was just a joke. I am enamored withFrankie.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:16 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.63   Frankie bang

      Amy thinks I’m a winner. That’s all that matters to me. Some days it’s the only thing that gets me through the day without trying to off myself because you and 6 other people I’ve never met who post on this website don’t like me. Wade, Timo, Falcon? Now is the prime opportunity to take advantage of me while I’m hurting and vulnerable. I’ll get the handcuffs.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.64   MW

      Oh, again with the “I don’t care what you think” bullshit. Any new material?

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:25 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.65   Frankie bang

      So you want a fight? Because you are implying that you have nothing better to do than come on here and try to start fights.

      p.s.
      I don’t care that you don’t care that I don’t care that you don’t care that I don’t care.
      So there.

      *shrugs to self and wonders how he can fight for his right to be repetitious and then get pissed at me when I do it. *

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:37 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.66   Frankie bang

      Hey, I did win. Whaddaya know.

      *don’t worry MW it’s a joke*

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.67   Joe bang

      Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin! You leave the site for a day, and look what happens!

      Hey, guys, look how far I can piss!

      Nov 13, 2008 at 12:41 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.68   ForumFan

      I posted here…once. My teeny tiny comment rankled the forum police *cough* I mean regulars enough that they replied again and again to my measly one post that I was being repetitive. They didn’t see the inanity of their endless responses to my ‘repetitive’ post. They wasted more space bitching about my post than I took in the first place…I’d call them retarded, but that’s an insult to smarter people than they.

      They troll this place like it’s their kindergarten sandbox. If they get a whiff of anyone newer, or funnier than they – they will chase you off the playground. They never left grade school. And yes, the poster who mentioned that they are here every f*cking day with the same, stupid tripe spewing from their keyboards is right. I come here once every two or three weeks to see what’s up, and they are STILL HERE – day after day. Posting the same crap, attacking new people, trying to one up each other. EVERY DAY. So yes, you are pathetic.

      You’re not funny. You’re boring. All of you regulars – you’re so full of your own bullshit. I hope you eat glass and die. Oh wait, if you’re this annoying in real life – someone near to you is already feeding you glass and wishing you a slow death.

      People in your ‘real life’ are waiting to dance on your coffins…assholes.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 6:37 pm   rating: 43  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.69   James

      LOUD NOISES

      Nov 13, 2008 at 6:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.70   Wade bang

      Really ForumFan?

      Once?

      Do you mean this comment?

      Because if this is the only time you have posted on this site, I am confused by your assertions.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 7:42 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.71   anglophile bang

      Crap. I knew this glass étouffée was a recipe I should have steered clear of.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 8:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.72   BurstingAtTheSeams

      WTF?!?!

      I pull up the site. 300+ comments?

      OMFG!
      P.S. Lolita, everybody knows you are really just Hall Monitor in disguise.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 8:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.73   Mishee bang

      *crickets*

      Nov 13, 2008 at 8:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.74   anglophile bang

      Mishee is a stupidhead.

      *throws sand at Mishee*

      nyana nyana nyana

      Nov 13, 2008 at 8:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.75   Mishee bang

      I am soooooooo telling!

      Nov 13, 2008 at 8:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.76   Canthz_B bang

      For what it’s worth, I thought my homage to Goldie Locks and the Three Bears was kind of cute.
      A number of people liked it ( I assume because of the thumbs, and someone mentioned that they value that as a measure), but as we’ve discussed before not everyone shares the same sense of humor, so I don’t mind if someone didn’t think it was funny, I’m just disappointed that they felt that I was trying to be mean…I wasn’t.
      I suppose if you don’t like someone, you’re inclined to see evil where none exists when it comes to that person.

      It was just a natural progression from “Too hot…too cold…” to “juuust right” for anyone familiar with the fairy tale.

      Enough explaining…fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

      Nov 14, 2008 at 12:53 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.77   kristen

      BULL! three paying roommates equals three votes.

      she’s wasting electricity and jacking up their bill that she isn’t helping to pay, nor is she paying rent.

      she can go waste electricity on her own dime.

      Nov 14, 2008 at 2:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.78   Grey

      Heated dispute indeed.

      All this fighting and only 5% of it is passive agressive?!

      Pass the glass filled poo poo platter please.

      Nov 14, 2008 at 5:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   John in IL

    If you don’t know the name of the “Heat thing” you don’t deserve the fucking heat.

    Nov 11, 2008 at 11:01 pm   rating: 163  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Frankie bang

      Oh if you don’t get word then I’m going to be sad for you. That’s just awesomeness dude.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Jenny in Winston Salem

    As one who has lived with the “extra” roommate, I say they should turn the AC on. Don’t ever, EVER, tell someone what to do in a home you don’t pay rent in. And while you’re at it, pay for the food and drink you consume, and the toilet paper you use. BITCH!
    Sorry, I feel better now. I hate “extra” roommates.

    Nov 11, 2008 at 11:11 pm   rating: 93  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Neil

      I so Agree!!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   ShanBus

      Yep, my roommate’s girlfriend stays here for about 15 days out of every month (sometimes more) and she’ll be at the house for like seven consecutive days and basically take over the living room. So this past summer my roommate starts complaining about the electric bill and saying that I’m forgetting to turn off my little fan when I leave and it’s all my fault. I was so tempted to say: “Maybe it’s the fourth roommate we have here…” but he can be a moody bitch so I just figured it was better to stay on his good side. For one month I was absolutely diligent about turning off my fan when I left the house and the electric bill went down 25 cents. Hmmm…guess it wasn’t the fan, which even he had to admit.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 7:24 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Julia

    Wow, the audacity of this bitch. Not only does she have the gall to adjust the temperature in an apartment that’s NOT HERS, she goes and posts a bitchy note about it!

    I’m with the apartment-dwellers all the way. Tell her to buy a sweater or something. Or, you know, GTFO.

    Nov 11, 2008 at 11:16 pm   rating: 44  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   booge

    Put on a sweater and quit your bitchin. I once lived in a house with a shitload of roommates where the heat bill was $300 and that was Winter in motherfucking Santa Cruz, California, one of the most temperate climates there is. Seriously, why does the ambient indoor temperature have to be the perfect one for people to be happy? I never understand. Do you all go outside and shake your fists at the heavens every day when it isn’t 81 degrees? Heater and window? What the fuck? Put on a cardigan. It opens in the front! High clothing technology, at work for you.

    Nov 11, 2008 at 11:19 pm   rating: 65  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   jando

      lmao

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:21 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Juliet

      Here here!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Grey

      Dearest Roommates Girlfriend,
      Please wear sweaters. They are the only garment we wish to see you in.

      Thanks for being of use around here and showing your lovely rack,
      Those who pay rent

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   anglophile bang

      Grey: how would you feel about a sweater dress?

      Awesome blog, btw.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   wright

      Heh, great to hear from another ex-Santa Cruzan, booge. I had some memorable roomies there, too. On and off campus. They weren’t all bad, but quite a few were… special.

      But Mike in Boston and his like-minded roomie are masters of PA. Taking the thermostat off the wall; that’s thinking outside the plastic post-it holder, I tell ya.

      Give the whinging GF some credit for the chutzpa to PAly bitch about it. IMO, she’s so far in the wrong I can’t see her with the frickin’ Hubble telescope, but her ego does her credit (again, puts me in mind of some my ex-roomies in oh-we-are-so-mello-jello Santa Cruz).

      Go Team Mike and Team Sweater!!

      Nov 13, 2008 at 1:47 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   CremeBrulee

      Sigh. Juliet, as mentioned above, it’s “Hear, hear”. As in, everyone *hear* what the wise person is saying. Not “here, here” – as in, Fido, finish your business and get back indoors.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:56 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.7   Anonymous me

      Perhaps she liked his comment so much she wanted him to come to her.

      Perhaps you are wrong in your assumption.

      Perhaps it really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 3:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.8   Donna Martin Graduates!

      @ Juliet

      dear dear…

      some people just insist on remaining ignorant.

      Nov 14, 2008 at 10:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Walrus

    “your” is not the same as “you’re”

    Nov 11, 2008 at 11:24 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   ihityouinthenose bang

      they sure aint….

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Canthz_B bang

      …and the Captain Obvious award goes to…Walrus!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:34 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   djr

      *golf clap*

      Nov 12, 2008 at 9:25 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   Anonymous me

      Here here

      c’mon boy

      Here Walrus

      Here here

      g’boy

      Nov 13, 2008 at 3:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   laurz

    i too lived in a house with a billion roommates in santa cruz, and our heat bill was outrageous. also had something to do with the fact that our doors didn’t shut all the way to the outside because our house wasn’t built on a foundation and it sank down when the ground got muddy from the creek flooding. the gas heater was broken most of the time but once we got it fixed it would get so hot that i melted the bottom of a shoe on it, and also made a grilled cheese sandwich. all the heat just went straight out the crooked door anyway. team sweater/blanket/bottle of wine!

    Nov 11, 2008 at 11:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Wade bang

      When did China change it’s name to Santa Cruz? 8O

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:19 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Joe bang

      Gigglebrax FTW!

      Also, it’s nice to become a little more friendly with the “Shift” key. Not BFF or anything, but at least a casual relationship.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:16 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Nicole

    What a waste of money! Put on a sweater and have some soup.

    My house is usually at 64, though I do not have any heat, besides a wood stove ;) I am lazy, and haven’t built a fire yet this winter. Now, I am just trying to see how far I can go until I break down and build one.

    Nov 11, 2008 at 11:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Canthz_B bang

      Maybe when Winter gets here?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:06 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Nicole

      Probably :)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Holiday Djinn

      When you pee, and it immediately freezes, that is the time to build a fire.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   Mishee bang

      Thank you, Jack London.

      :D

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:18 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.5   Jahzzie

      We do the same thing, (thermometer and wood burning stove) only issue is one of my roommates is never home.
      He sets the temp at 60, goes to work, comes home to walk the dog, then goes to his parents house. He’s in the house long enough to sleep, with his large dog and 2 cats in his bed. He doesn’t freeze. I’ve been asking him to clean out the wood burning stove for this winter so we can start using it, but all I get is “I’ll get to it this weekend.” It’s now the middle of November and I’ve been living under blankets and thick sweaters for a month now.
      I don’t do passive aggressive too much, but I get procrastination all the time.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 5:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.6   Holiday Djinn

      I would take drastic action.

      I would clean out the stove. . . . .myself :-)

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:33 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.7   Mishee bang

      seriously.

      if I were to just sit around and wait for a man to do his job, correctly and ON TIME, I wouldn’t have had an orgasm in the past 9 years.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:41 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.8   Bunnee

      Amen, sister. Among other things….

      Nov 13, 2008 at 12:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.9   Jahzzie

      Normally I would agree, and so would my vibrtator.
      However, touching anything of his that he has declared “He will get to” Will start a war of “this is my house, I want it done my way which means only I should do it, even though you’ll have moved out before I do” event. I’ve just gotten used to the sweaters and the 5 layers of blankets on the bed.

      Nov 14, 2008 at 6:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   aaa

    Why not psychologically damage the girlfriend until she refuses to enter the apartment? Like take pictures of her when she isn’t looking and put up a buttload of copies all over the apartment.

    (Although this orignally wasn’t my idea. Read it someplace on the internet.)

    Nov 11, 2008 at 11:51 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   stringyhair

    But my boyfriend, your roommate, doesn’t like when my nipples are that hard! Consider the nipples and put the heat thingy back.

    Nov 11, 2008 at 11:52 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Joe bang

      I thought all guys liked that.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:17 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   secondsout bang

      I certainly do! Vote YES on hard nipples.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:50 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   se

      I back that motion..
      team hard nipples.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   Anonymous me

      Here here hard nipples!

      Nov 13, 2008 at 3:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   MoxieHart

    Team Janine Kishi. It makes more sense to put on a sweater than to try to adjust the environmental temperature.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 12:07 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Jules

      BSC reference FTW!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:21 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   MoxieHart

      Janine was always my favorite.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   Julia

      Holy shit, that’s a freaking blast from the past!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:56 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   Mishee bang

      OMG, maybe I really am Time Traveling!

      I always like Mary Anne.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:29 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.5   ShanBus

      LOVE the BSC. Fantastic! Dawn was my favorite until she got really weird…. And by then I was too old to really like the books anyway

      Nov 13, 2008 at 7:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.6   MoxieHart

      Hee, I’m glad people got this. I’ve been rereading some of my old BSC books for giggles. I’m kind of embarassed I spent so much time reading them back in the day.
      Mary Anne was cool but I can so see Dawn dropping out of college and joining ELF or something.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Canadian Deadhead

    Would it be too lowbrow to describe the notes as a ‘heated debate’?

    Yep, it sure would!

    Nov 12, 2008 at 12:24 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Joe bang

      Well, we high-brow humorists around here thank you for mentioning that you won’t mention that pun. Especially since it’s already in the title.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:21 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   biscuit

    Democracy wins again!

    Nov 12, 2008 at 12:50 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   BarelyKnitTogether

      Except that we live in a republic. Thankfully, no matter how the vote went, the rights of the renters would be preserved, by which I mean they could boot the freeloading wench. And of course, possibly end up splitting the rent two ways instead of three. I vote for a sweater, and more f***ing.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:29 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   aaa

      No, there should be less fucking! Do you want that roommate and his self-important girlfriend to create more little mini-dicks?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:59 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Mudhooks

    When I was in college in Toronto, I had room mates who (apart from keeping me and the neighbours up with their noisy lovemaking) insisted that the thermostat be turned down so low that you could see your breath. You had to wear a coat and hat in the house.

    When I arrived home from classes, I would put the heat up for a few minutes to defrost my feet (while standing on the air vent) and turn it down. They would arrive home later and freak out because I had the audacity to not want frost-bite.

    My room was so cold that if you touched the wall, you worried your skin would stick to it.

    My room was the former upstairs kitchen and I used the pantry as a closet. I had tacked up a blanket in a vain attempt the keep some heat in. One day I noticed it was sort of rucked up in one corner and pulled on it to straighten it and discovered that it was being held up by a 1/4 inch of ice.

    That was the day that I told my cheap room-mates that if they didn’t keep the heat turned up to at least 70 degrees, I would be taking up the matter with the health department.

    I would have moved but I was on a lease. The problem was solved for me when one day early in Spring, I came home to find my bedroom ceiling on the floor. It seemed that because of the lack of insulation and the buildup of ice inside the ceiling from condensation that built up (because they wouldn’t put the heat on), the ceiling collapsed.

    Had I been home at the time, I could have been killed.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 1:24 am   rating: 47  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Joyful

      So……..you are on the side of the girlfriend?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:31 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Ashley

      What the fuck is the point of this story?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:48 am   rating: 30  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   Brian

      No kidding. You can’t get away with leaving a comment that long unless it ends with an asshole dropping his cell phone in a toilet or something of that magnitude.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:27 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.4   aaa

      HANK: You know, Dale, sometimes I think you say things just to hear yourself talk.

      DALE: What do you want me to do? Ignore myself?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:01 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.5   Goldie

      Cliff notes version of this post:
      I once had a roommate who kept the apartment freezing cold, until my ceiling collapsed. Turned out, my roommate was a professional hit man who liked to take things slow. Teh edn.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:41 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.6   claw71 bang

      So when you were in college in Toronto did you major in hypnotism? I only ask because after reading your tale of woe I suddenly feel sleepy, very sleepy.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:47 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.7   anon.

      how does NOT turning the heat on create too much condensation that the roof collapses? Science tells me if the heat were on it would create even more condensation…

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:18 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.8   Jahzzie

      I think he’s on the side of a median temp range and not letting roommates dictate how the others should live!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.9   agatha christie

      Anon, the condensation was created because the ceiling was too cold for the moisture in the air to just evaporate. Had the ambient temp in her bedroom been more acceptable, the moisture given off by people in the room would have evaporated (or at least not condensed) and not led to an icy buildup in the ceiling, causing it to collapse. And upon reading this explanation, I realize I’m a horrible nerd with too much time on her hands.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 5:51 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.10   Sir John Crapper

      I don’t buy the painfully erroneous explanation on this phenomenae. I believe that due to the cold house the invisible flying mist of poo water, caused by not closing the lid, went into the attic where instead of being more temperate it froze and thereby turned itself into an avalanche of crushing poo that even Sir Edmund Hillary couldn’t have imagined.
      Remember always flush with the lid down or you could be crushed by falling frozen fecal forms. :wink:

      Nov 12, 2008 at 6:33 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.11   anglophile bang

      Aren’t we all, agatha christie, aren’t we all? :)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.12   Wade bang

      Sir Crapper! You don’t mean…

      death by fecicle?!?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:20 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.13   agatha christie

      At least I’m not alone, glo. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy… unlike those who have arguments over the heat thingy.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 5:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   mal bang

    THAN is not the same as THEN either. I don’t think you can make fun of someone’s grammar if you suck at it too.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 1:38 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Canthz_B bang

      Who are you talking to?

      Try nesting your comments so you make some kind of sense!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:30 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   Joe bang

      I appreciate your tenacity, CB, but this isn’t a nesting issue. It’s a response to the original post:

      “mike’s roomie than posted a counter-attack.”

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:24 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   MW

      Mal was commenting directly on the PAN. Try not being a bitch, Canthz.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:35 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.4   Anthony

      Former hall monitor Canthz_B owes me $56,984 for wasting my time with spurious complaining THANK YOU TERRY!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:39 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.5   Frankie bang

      Who the hell let all these Trolls in? Joe, MW, Anthony if you don’t have something productive or not retarded to say please just shut the hell up.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:42 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.6   Mishee bang

      I just can’t believe Joe had the audacity to correct the Goddess.

      But then again, you know how know-it-all those damn Plumbers are.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:46 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.7   Goldie

      What is it I hear? Joe is into CB’s plumbing?? The nerve of him!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.8   Anthony

      Sorry to disturb the social order (especially since this seems to be your only social outlet), but Canthz_B’s comment wasn’t terribly “productive or not retarded” either. JUST POINTING IT OUT THANK YOU TERRY!

      btw, the three people you mentioned are the only ones making any sense around here!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:56 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.9   RunBarbara bang

      actually, my main social outlet involves tagging your mom from behind. its social because usually your dad is there cheering us on, so i guess three is a party.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:09 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.10   Canthz_B bang

      The point is to make comments about the notes, not the person who spends her valuable time posting them for us.

      Get with the program. ;-)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:27 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.11   Anthony

      RunBarbara, “tagging your mom” jokes don’t work as well over an anonymous internet forum.

      Canthz_B, if i ever got with your “program,” i would have to kick my own ass.

      thank you terry.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:19 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.12   Frankie bang

      Your welcome Anthony. Your welcome.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.13   LongJohnny

      Anthowhiney’s dad made the same pitiful sounds as his cuntlipped son makes here when I was pegging him last night. He was loney because the missues was out taking other mens cranks for meth money.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.14   Wade bang

      Now, now. You all need to be kind to Anthony. He is still traumatized from being raped by Rene Hall (record available).

      Hopefully, he will find it in his Christian heart to give everyone a second chance – everyone deserves that much.

      Thank you, Terry.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:39 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.15   MW

      So all the sudden I’m a troll because I don’t kiss the ass of the folks around here who think they own this site? Excuse me, but I’ve been commenting here for a long time. No one has to “let me in.” You people and your superiority complexes are so sad. I was just defending Mal. Yes, Joe was nicer than I was, but I was just keeping with Canthz’s condescending spirit. Suck it, Frankie.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:41 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.16   Anthony

      I AM traumatized by that, thank you Wade! And thank you Terry!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.17   Frankie bang

      Lemme grab a dental dam or something. I’ll suck it.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.18   MW

      That wasn’t an invitation, but you can keep dreaming.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.19   Anthony

      this is getting heated thank you terry

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.20   Frankie bang

      Dude, MW, It’s a website. Chill out a bit, I’m sorry if I offended you in any way. Didn’t mean to make such a rash assumption. This definitely isn’t the place to fight about it and keep egging it on though. You wanna take pot shots at me then click on my name and do it on my blog. Just don’t expect me to give a damn.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.21   Canthz_B bang

      MW, Mal said “either”. The comment would have been nicely nested with Walrus’ comment #9.
      It would also have been more clear had it mentioned that it was a critique of the webmaster, not of the post itself.
      That was my point, sorry you didn’t get it. :-(

      Anthony, it’s not my program. It’s what we do on this site. If you don’t want to do that, this may not be the right place for you to do what you like to do.
      Here, we make snarky comments about silly PA notes…not tell our life stories about how we’ve had a similar experience, or write long diatribes about how and why we agree or disagree, or the proper way things should have been handled. This is not an etiquette seminar space.
      If one would like to agree with a comment, click the thumbs up, there’s no need to relate a personal story to explain why one agrees because, quite frankly, no one cares.
      We’re here to laugh and have some fun at the expense of the knuckleheads who leave crappy notes for others…that’s the program.
      Kerry had two errors and has since corrected them both. If Mal was going to site grammatical errors in her posting, he/she should have addressed both or neither.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:05 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.22   MW

      Frankie, I’m sorry if you haven’t noticed, but YOU’RE the one taking pot shots at everyone. Berating people for making repetitive and what you deem to be too lengthy comments, saying over and over again some posters are too unimportant for you to address them by name, calling other posters trolls. Who died and put you in charge? You need to check yourself.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:08 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.23   MW

      And canthz, can you please direct me to those commenting rules you just quoted? I’m sure they must be covered extensively somewhere on this site…

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:11 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.24   Frankie bang

      Wow MW. Really? If you’re going to refuse to get along with me after I already tried to apologize then I got nothing for that except to say once again “PLEASE DON’T DO IT on Kerry’s lovely web site. Click on my DAMN name and do it on MINE”

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:13 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.25   MW

      While you’re invitation for me to visit your website is ever so tempting, your apology fell a little flat when you told me not to expect you to give a damn. I always wondered how many times one had to say they don’t care before they convinced themselves of the fact. Now I know.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.26   Canthz_B bang

      Sorry MW, I make my share of mistakes. I cannot direct you to the common sense and writing skills section of this site.
      I have yet to find one here, I just use my edjumacation in these matters. ;-)

      I’d think the “add to this thread” should be clear enough though.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:21 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.27   MW

      I had no idea only regulars possessed common sense and writing skills. Thanks for the information.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.28   Canthz_B bang

      As far as what I said about what we do here, I again invite others to read the past threads here to see what “here” is about.

      Am I asking too much?
      Most of the people who comment here read a few threads to get a feel of the place before they decide to comment. It kind of helps to know these things.

      BTW, picking on Kerry is not acceptable behavior…NOT AT ALL!!

      Where did I say only regulars possess those qualities, MW?
      Now you’re just looking for things to bitch about.
      What a waste. :-|

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:29 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.29   Vampy

      CB, seems you have some ‘fans’.

      MW? Shut up already. We know, we know, you’re all irked at people here. Solution? Go to another website or blog. Simple.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:29 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.30   Frankie bang

      Perhaps you would like to click on my name and get some things off of your chest on my blog? (in the name of all that is redundant I promise not to say this anymore if you would just do it instead of pouring out filth here…??!! Maybe? No? Okay.)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.31   MW

      Fo fuck’s sake, how many times do I have to tell you people I’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE before you get it through your thick skulls? Quit acting like I’m some newbie who needs to read up on other threads so I can be overwhelmed by the sheer genius of your past comments about diarrhea and blow jobs. And you say *I’m* the one pouring out filth.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:34 pm   rating: 29  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.32   Vampy

      And how many times must people tell you to quit with your whining already? It’s beyond redundant at this point.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.33   Goldie

      Ahhh, diarrhea and blow jobs, my definition of a day well spent.
      Srsly people, what’s gotten into everybody here today? I come here to relax. Make love, not internet wars! Can we all borrow Mishee’s bong and lighten up??

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:39 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.34   Frankie bang

      If we click on the little box next to other’s names their comments disappear. It brings peace. I love most all of you. Peace be with us all.

      Mishee teached me this.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:40 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.35   MW

      Hey, I have no problem with diarrhea and blowjob talk, just don’t act like you have the monopoly on wit when half the time you guys are in deep discussion over nipples and anal plugs.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:44 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.36   Vampy

      Rather than the deep intellectual conversation that MW clearly feels they deserve, if only we were bright enough to engage in it with them.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.37   Canthz_B bang

      MW, I did not mean to imply that you need to read up on other threads…that’s why that’s not what I said.
      I said “I again invite others to read the past threads here to see what “here” is about.”
      Since you had clearly stated that you have been here for some time (and I recall seeing your moniker), I was certainly not referring to you.
      I am not having a dispute with you personally, if I were, you’d know it.
      Get off the paranoia trip, okay?

      I never used the term “regulars”, BTW, because the site is always welcoming new commentors with a fresh, humorous take on things.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:49 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.38   MW

      *clears throat and uses presidential voice*

      “What we have here is a failure to lubricate!”

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:53 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.39   Frankie bang

      And I hardly ever comment. When I do it’s not that funny. I’ve never gotten word. Too much pressure there though.

      Someone needs to do a parody for this whole thing using the song Pressure… I hope Claw does one…

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.40   Anthony

      Canthz_B, you do know you’re not the author of the blog, right? You’re just someone who has nothing better to do than obsess about it.

      Religious nuts have the same “this is how we do it” mentality that you have, so I’ll make this analogy. If you’re right and I’m wrong, may God (or the author of the blog) strike me down (or delete my posts for not gelling with the “program”).

      Otherwise, accept that people aren’t going to go along with your precise idea of how things should be done, and get over it. Or start your own blog (I’m sure you have and you get three visits a day).

      If you could accept the idea that the world is not your toy box, maybe you could get along with people well enough in real life that you wouldn’t need this forum so badly. You were probably the kid who tried to get everyone else to play by his rules and threw a tantrum when they wouldn’t, then finally got ostracized.

      And can you just finally admit that you misunderstood mal’s post and made a completely unnecessary snarky comment? Stop trying to cover for it and come up with justifications after the fact. You screwed up. Learn to say “oops” every once in a while, supreme dictator. You’ll have more friends.

      THANK YOU TERRY!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:58 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.41   MW

      Well at least you admit it, Frankie. Since you know you ain’t all that funny, can you keep the criticism and monitoring of other posters around here in your own head? It really tightens my girdle when you do that shit.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.42   Frankie bang

      I only did it that once! Seriously? Who are you? Did my ex-fiance send you? Tell him NO MEANS NO!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:06 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.43   Canthz_B bang

      Poor Anthony.
      You misunderstood my critique of Mal’s writing style. I wrote it as a professor, or in your case teacher, would mark a paper.
      As you can see, I understood what Mal was talking about, hense my ability to point out that there had been two errors made by Kerry originally, not one, that have since been corrected.
      Tell me, Anthony, how could I have made reference to the two errors which no longer exist if I did not know that Mal was referring to Kerry’s errors to begin with?

      Asshole. :roll:

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:08 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.44   Anthony

      hense=hence

      Let me know when Kerry calls you up to thank you for being her knight in shining armor – bravely protecting her from grammar criticism – and invites you to get together for a couple of drinks, a la your masturbation fantasy.

      Thank you Terry.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:13 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.45   MW

      Frankie, what you do with your unlubed butthole in your own time is your business, no one else”s. No one wants to read your stream of consciousness terrified flashbacks on PAN.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:17 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.46   Frankie bang

      and there you go.

      *and you say you’re not a troll*

      Dood! I’m done. I somehow allowed myself to stoop on down here with you for too long. Have fun arguing with yourself now mmm’kay. Bye.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.47   Anthony

      “Tell me, Anthony, how could I have made reference to the two errors which no longer exist if I did not know that Mal was referring to Kerry’s errors to begin with?”

      Here’s a possibility, courtesy of my personal CSI team: the post in which you acknowledged those errors was 12 hours AFTER the post in which you snapped at Mal. That gave you a whole 12 hours to get a clue.

      THANK YOU TERRY!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:24 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.48   Mishee bang

      I am the biggest “Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)” fan alive, but you my good sir, have TOTALLY ruined “Thank You Terry” for me.

      Thanks… Anthony…

      *burns her cafepress “Thank You Terry” shirt designed by sometimes regular Zsa*

      *plays Taps*

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:25 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.49   Frankie bang

      You broke the Mishee. It’s going to take me a week to fix her again.

      Anthony keeps talking to himself and people are going to accuse him of the
      craziness.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:27 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.50   Anthony

      Sorry, Mishee. I meant to spread the whole “thank you terry” thing out over several posts and several days. It was going to be something people occasionally saw and went, “AH! There he is!” But then the arguments became too much fun, and I just had to keep posting today, and I can’t leave a message as Anthony without the requisite….well, you know…

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:30 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.51   Canthz_B bang

      That would be the case, Anthony, had the errors not been corrected after I went to bed and before I awoke.
      I suppose now it’s you who cannot admit error, eh?

      It’s all good, Anthony, you keep on making up hypothetical scenarios and believing that you telling me what to do is somehow different than me asking that people who comment on a site, any site, at least understand what the site is about first.

      Peace be unto you, as ignorance is indeed bliss.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:34 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.52   Anthony

      You’re like a porcupine except instead of needles you have pompous expressions and pretentious phrasing to protect yourself with. Allow me to translate for everyone:

      “before I awoke” = before I got up

      “had the errors not been” = if the errors hadn’t been

      “it’s you who cannot admit error, eh?” = You’re the stupid head.

      “Peace be unto you, as ignorance is indeed bliss” = Booyah!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.53   Frankie bang

      How is it that you get all that, but still you are clueless as to the underlying point of it all?
      I am proud of you for translating the dialect from a completely different region than the one your used to, but still. Demerits I say, demerits!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:04 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.54   Canthz_B bang

      I’d just like to thank Anthony for putting words in my mouth.
      Rarely is such a task completed with as much accuracy. ;-)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:26 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.55   Frankie bang

      Is this a record on nesting CB?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.56   Canthz_B bang

      Pompous and pretentious?
      How about:
      “Allow me to translate for everyone”

      Puleez!! :roll:

      LOL, Frankie, it just could be at that! :lol:

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:33 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.57   kittybrunette

      Not really sure I want to get involved in this lengthy brou-ha-ha, as I haven’t been around for, like, a month, but…against my better judgement, and for the sake of those who entertain me while at MY boring day job…

      Why would someone insist on continuing to visit/post at a site where everyone else who is already hanging out there obviously can’t stand him? Wouldn’t that signify that said person must be as lame as he claims everyone else is?
      So lame, in fact, that he obviously can’t find any sites where anyone likes him on the entire intarwebs, so decides to roost at one and beg for attention whether it’s good or not, rather than continue to be ignored like he is in the real world?

      I’ve just never seen such a catfight on this site!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:47 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.58   Mishee bang

      I’m not sure kitty, but I am still here….

      But then again, I have a sad existence…

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:56 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.59   kittybrunette

      Ack! I didn’t mean YOU, my dear Mishee. I was talking about the random interlopers that seem to have invaded this site while I was on vacay–it’s not a very pleasant place to spend the afternoon anymore!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 5:00 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.60   Mishee bang

      *checks out kitty’s blog*

      I like you.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 5:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.61   Frankie bang

      I think I might love her for that blog!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 5:15 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.62   Anthony

      Kitty, way to come in and turn everything negative. We’re all having a good time and here you come with your long flashlight and your Fogelberg and you get everyone all riled up.

      …thank you terry.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.63   anglophile bang

      You know, CB, I’ve always found your writing style to be–um, what’s the word I’m looking for?–articulate!

      ;)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.64   Canthz_B bang

      Thanks, Glo…I write with a needle quill. For some reason it helps me choose the right words with which to clearly express myself. ;-)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 6:23 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.65   Sue Do Nim

      “You’re like a porcupine except instead of needles you have pompous expressions and pretentious phrasing to protect yourself with’

      Thanks for playing Really Bad Analogies!

      (Do I smell a Hall Monitor in here? Just saying…)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 6:35 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.66   BarelyKnitTogether

      At the risk of appearing…um…imbecilic, are new folk not welcome here? I enjoy everyone’s comments, and I realize mine are not nearly so entertaining. In fact, the comments sort of make the site, if you will. But the atmosphere seems a little chilly. Perhaps I should go back to my own apartment (sheepish grin).

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:18 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.67   anglophile bang

      heh heh. Sheepish grin.

      New contributors who want to join in the community by making humorous comments about the p/a notes, the people who write them, and the people who comment on them are always welcome by me.

      *whispers secret code word: clapotis*

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:30 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.68   BarelyKnitTogether

      ooh! ooh! (Ravelry = BarelyKnitTogthr)

      p.s. I thought saying “Perhaps I should go knit myself a sweater” was too much.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.69   anglophile bang

      No, no, it would have been so topical!

      A nice bulky warm one, I think. And make one for the freeloading girlfriend while you’re at it!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.70   BarelyKnitTogether

      OMG! It’s like the yarn-puking scene from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy! I think everyone should don one of those hats you linked to earlier and have a nice sit-down chat. Who could stay mad while staring at one of those beauties?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.71   anglophile bang

      Better living through handknits. When I rule the world, it shall be so.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.72   Sydney

      Ooh, look, we’re “random interlopers” who make the blog unpleasant because we’re not one of the regulars. I’m sorry we can’t all be part of the “I fuck your mom LOL” brigade of regulars who get their only enjoyment out of life by being sexist little shits. Constant jokes about raping a woman to teacher her some manners? Total hilarity. Jumping down another’s throat because you made up a rule in your head that the author of PAN gets a by for making the same grammar mistakes we pounce on note-writers for? Supreme logic.

      Look, I know bloggers get more hits and more revenue when they cultivate a core group of nasty little regulars who always cause a scene. But for fuck’s sake, people, get over yourselves.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:20 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.73   Wade bang

      LOL Sydney

      Take a good long look at the name of this blog.

      Then re-read your post.

      Then, instead of lifting the banner of the oppressed n00bs, try saying something funny about the note.

      I think if you will look further down the page, you will find that you are trying to fight a battle that has long since run its course.

      But by all means, keep typing. It is, after all, a free blogosphere.

      ;)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:26 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.74   Canthz_B bang

      That did it!!
      I’m a changed man!!
      I see the Light!!
      Hallelujah!!!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:42 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.75   anglophile bang

      :lol:

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.76   GhostWriter bang

      A giant porcupine that shoots destructive quills of words to protect itself? If we are playing “Herculoids“, that’s the one I want to be!

      Nov 13, 2008 at 9:33 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.77   RP

      Passive Aggressive Notes: Now 5 times more serious than the rest of the Internet!

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:42 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.78   MW

      Thank you, sydney! Team random group of interlopers.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.79   Timo bang

      Herculoids!! I want to be the Rhino like thing that shot flaming balls of plasma or maybe it was lava out of it’s horn thingy.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:21 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.80   Frankie bang

      Is that when Hercules gets Hemorrhoids?

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:32 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.81   RP

      Thundarr the Barbarian has a better theme song:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhAobPugvsk

      Nov 13, 2008 at 12:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Canthz_B bang

    If your cold go, then you’re healthy again.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 2:28 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   secondsout bang

    Makes me wonder just how cold it is at her apartment if even she won’t go there and braves the tundra of the boyfriend’s apartment.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 3:00 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Joe bang

      Completely agree. Why not take the beau back to her place, the tropical paradise that it is? Could it be she’s cheap?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:27 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   secondsout bang

      that or she’s homeless, and never told the other roommates. It might explain why she’s always picking through the kitchen trash, looking for half-sandwiches and recyclables.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:54 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   skippy

      Just what I was thinking. What kind of chick hangs out at her bfs apartment with 2 guy roommates all of the time if she has her own place?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.4   morpho

      the kind who thinks if she’s the only chick she’ll finally be the prettiest girl in the room
      obviously it’s not working for this girl, the roomies are willing to endure freezing just so she’ll cover more of herself

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:59 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   WolfDog

    You have been Dugg, prepare for a site failure.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 3:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Wade bang

    Maybe the first note has nothing to do with the thermostat, but is instead a plea from the girlfriend for her vote-losing boyfriend to bring “the Heat”.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 7:03 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Goldie

      “The heat thing” makes so much more sense now. Thank you, Wade.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:55 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   anglophile bang

    Maybe she could turn on the cooking thing for a little extra heat.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 7:11 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Andy

      The note is affixed to the fridge. So, at least the bitch is in the damn kitchen, where she should be. It’s a start.

      Now go make me some pot pie!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:34 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Woman on the Verge bang

    Hello? Mishee? Where are you? I’m here for All-Mishee-all-the-time….

    Nov 12, 2008 at 7:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   GhostWriter bang

      I thought Mishee’s nickname was, ‘The Cooking Thing”.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 7:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   Mishee bang

      Geez! Didn’t I cover this the other day, that I am on PACIFIC time?

      :)

      Of course, over here in California we don’t need the heater on – its supposed to be about 80 on Friday! Whoop whoop!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 8:33 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   aaa

      But the rest of us are on Eastern time (and yes, I’m speaking for everybody else ‘cuz, you know, my situation is the only one that matters). That means you should bend over ass-backwards to fit in with our schedule because we are in the superior time zone. This time zone is where Washington D.C. is. Mishee, you’re being unpatriotic! I don’t care if you voted, you’re obviously working with those non-Eastern time zone Commies!

      BTW, it’s supposed to be 64 and rainy Friday here in Ohio.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.4   Mishee bang

      I ALREADY GET UP AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING! WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME??

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:08 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.5   aaa

      Money?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:14 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.6   Frankie bang

      She’s out.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   ohREALLYfool bang

    I had a roommate who weighed close to 300 pounds, but was somehow always freezing in the winter. She would get up in the middle of the night and crank the thermostat up into the 80s, but said she couldn’t sleep in a sweatshirt/sweatpants because they made her too hot. Our heat bill was always outrageous, but it was in her name so I just started giving her money for 1/3 of it instead of 1/2.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 7:43 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Holiday Djinn

      Boo for fat chicks in panties only stories.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   ohREALLYfool bang

      I apoligize for the mental pictures… may I suggest a good porn to refresh your spank bank? :D

      Nov 13, 2008 at 1:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   ohREALLYfool bang

    Also, I like how the girlfriend had to point out that “it doesn’t get warmer without the heat.” Thanks for the 1st grade science lesson, genius…

    Nov 12, 2008 at 7:45 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   GhostWriter bang

    … Mike and his “allied” roommate? Come out of the closet, boys- you’re in Massachusetts, not Florida!

    Nov 12, 2008 at 7:48 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   wright

      Or California (sighs) :( Still can’t believe that many people in my state are that terrified of Teh Hurrible Gayz. I must lead a sheltered life…

      Nov 13, 2008 at 2:07 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   GhostWriter bang

    A democracy can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves the content of the heating fund (while the minority freezes).

    - author unknown

    Nov 12, 2008 at 8:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   fantasy bang

    Hey, Girlfriend, put your damn clothes on.

    What do you expect if you run around naked just to make sure that everyone will know that “You have SEX!”

    Quit being an attention whore and get dressed.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 8:36 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Mishee bang

      Is that your “Daily Affirmation with Fantasy”?

      :D

      Do you say it into a mirror like Stuart Smalley?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 9:08 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Team Unitard

    That heat thing was fucking delicious.

    I had to do it. The other posts just weren’t doing anything for me.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 8:44 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   anglophile bang

    If she’s that cold, she can always put on a hat.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 9:22 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   thirty six red

    I bet it is feck’in cold in the cumdumpster.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 9:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   Juliet

      Maybe the ‘heat thing’ she really needs isn’t located on the wall.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   claw71 bang

    I wouldn’t have responded with a note. I would have taught this bitch a lesson by walking around the apartment naked. After seeing about four or five deep knee bends in the middle of the living room she would have taken the hint and moved her bony ass back to her place.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 10:02 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   b0xxx

      well that’s not PA at all, claws.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:12 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   Dani

      There’s nothing more passive aggressive than foisting early morning nads-viewing upon unsuspecting “roommates”.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.3   anglophile bang

      Oh, like you need an excuse to walk around the apartment naked! I bet you’re naked right now, aren’t you?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.4   claw71 bang

      Not totally naked, glo…rocking a bit of the Donald Duck look right now. I have one of the early 80s half shirts on and nothing else.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:25 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.5   anglophile bang

      Thank you for that disturbing image, sweetie.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:27 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.6   claw71 bang

      Then I won’t tell you what I burned on the waffle iron this morning.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:44 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.7   kittybrunette

      Michael Scott–is that you?!
      ;)

      “I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.”

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Goldie

    I don’t understand this. Mid-70s is hot enough for me to feel uncomfortable; mid-80s in a small apartment probably would make me pass out. Who the heck can survive in this heat? The only reasonable explanation is… the girlfriend is not human at all. She is one of the Crab People. The girlfriend is used to living beneath the Earth core, where temperatures are high. She cannot operate properly at 68-70, hence her inability to do a 69. Do not give her back the heat thingy – if you do, she will regain her powers and take over the world.
    Of course I may be overreacting and possibly the girl is just a cannibal who’s trying to fry Mike and his roommate in their own apartment, and eat them.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 10:05 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   aaa

      So Mike, the girlfriend talks like people. Does she taste like crab?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 11:08 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   ShizzStirrer

      Yeah, but not real crab ~ K-rab.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.3   Mishee bang

      Shizz – Wasn’t that on Kitchen Nightmares last week?

      The seafood place? On the lake? That served frozen fish and chips and imitation krab?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Agent Inspired bang

    I’m team 2:1. Even as far as the girlfriend should be considered, couples get one vote.

    Also, if she’s there that often, I’d up the boyfriend’s share of the rent and bills. She’s probably using a fair share of hot water and TP, too.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 10:09 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Dare

    I’ve got to point out that the ultimate in Passive Agressiveness here is the Boyfriend of this chica (aka Roomie #2). What kind of douche let’s his girlfriend post a note about the temperature to HIS roommates. I mean seriously dude, grow a set and either ask your roommates to increase the temp yourself, or buy your GF a sweater for Xmas.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 10:39 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   claw71 bang

      They should all get together and gang bang this bitch. Let’s see how cold she is when she’s servicing all three of them.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:47 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.2   Frankie bang

      Claw uses gang banging to solve many a problem.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:33 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.3   wright

      It’s his version of high explosives, as in: “There’s no problem that can’t be solved with the proper application of…”

      Nov 13, 2008 at 2:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.4   RP

      Ewwwww…

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   leftfoot

    the boyfriend of the girl is to blame for this one. She doesn’t pay rent, she has no say. Apparently he’s vagina-whipped.

    (And how freaking difficult is it to put on another blanket or a sweater and socks.)

    Nov 12, 2008 at 11:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   secondsout bang

      Vagina-whipped? Are you the sort of dude who has the GF who says that the word “pussy” is offensive? If so, we have a word for that.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   MW

    She sounds like a bitch. Plus, she clearly can’t spell, either. Dump her now!

    Nov 12, 2008 at 11:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Amber T

    What I have always told people is that it’s easier to dress up then it is to dress down. You can pile on the layers of clothing until you get warm, without turning up the heat. But if you’re completely naked and you’re still hot, the only other solution I have is to turn on the AC. Hence the reason why in my place the heat rarely ever comes on and the AC is pretty much always going during the hot summers.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 11:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Andy

    Everyone keeps assuming (roommates included) that the note was posted by the girlfriend. I think it just as easily could have been the 3rd roommate.

    Listen, douche and girlfriend of said douche, if your ceiling isn’t collapsing on you, there’s no reason to touch the heat thing!

    Nov 12, 2008 at 11:38 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   Tmarie

      Doubtful. That is definitely girly phrasing. Men do not say “the heat thing”.

      It’s also rather feminine handwriting. (although to be fair, so is note #2).

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.2   Andy

      I completely disagree with you. The handwriting of the supposed girlfriend note is fairly sloppy, not bubbly enough, and the letters get progressively smaller as the note goes down the page. Females, in my experience, almost always have neater penmanship.

      My lady friends in college baffled me with how neat and multi-colored their class notes were.

      Also, I think “heat thingie” would be the feminine phrase. “Heat thing” sounds quite gender neutral. It’s much more of a “dumb-ass” phrase than anything.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:44 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.3   aaa

      Compared to the average dude handwriting, the handwriting in that first note is pretty fucking girly. The penmanship is pretty neat and legible; just because it doesn’t look like it came from a typewriter doesn’t mean it’s sloppy. Also, a lot of people’s letters change size throughout whatever they’re writing. A lot of the handwriting of my dude friends looks like four-year-old handwriting…

      Although, I’m a freak. My vagina somehow hasn’t gifted me with stereotypically girly handwriting. As most people have noted, it’s rather, ah, hieroglyphic. Hm.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.4   sirius

      I, too, noted that your vagina was heiroglyphic, but I wasn’t going to mention it. Actually not so much Egyptian; more like Spanish question mark.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 9:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.5   Andy

      aaa, turning a dick inside out is not the same thing as a vagina.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.6   Jahzzie

      But turning a vagina inside out is the same as a penis.
      Have you SEEN pics of women body builders on steroids? a womens clit really is a stunted penis. Think about that the next time you eat a girl out.

      Nov 14, 2008 at 7:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   Jane

    My ex-roommate’s boyfriend always complained about stuff and my response was always, “go to your own damn apartment”. I have zero tolerance for people who complain but don’t pay the bills.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 11:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   secondsout bang

    What these guys need to do is to find a sneaky way to get these two broken up. Like get the male roommate good and smashed and arrange for him to bang a tranny hooker. Take pictures, of course. And have them do it on the GF’s bed. You know she won’t be at home since she’s at the BF’s apt., looking for the “heat thing.”

    Nov 12, 2008 at 12:04 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   claw71 bang

      This happened to you, didn’t it?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:41 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   Mishee bang

    I am just wondering about the welfare of the poor hamster.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 12:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   se

      Mishee, don’t be worried about the hamster..
      he’s got a nice warm place.. in Anthony’s butt.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #43.2   Juliet

      “Carry on fair Lemmiwinks, or ye shall soon be dead….. Lemmi Lemmi Lemmi Lemmiwinks!”

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:58 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   Wade bang

    Well, after reading through this hot mess of a thread, one thing is for sure:

    We are having an arguably heated dispute.

    :lol:

    Nov 12, 2008 at 1:57 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #44.1   anglophile bang

      Dammit, Wade, you stole my joke!

      We might spend too much time together… ;)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #44.2   Frankie bang

      Maybe Kerry shouldn’t have named it that… We’ll have to ask her if she believes in the power of suggestion the next time she pops in.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 1:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #45   Wade bang

    Damn, MW. Did someone remove your heat thing? Cuz you are on full blast.

    Oh. And a thought. When you complain about others “taking pot shots at everyone”, you might want to re-visit your first post on this thread. And check yourself.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 2:23 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #45.1   claw71 bang

      Check yoself befo you wreck yoself, beyatch!
      Cuz, the Troublemakers know how to represent.
      If you want to step with us you best come correct.
      Straight up gnagsta…posse in full effect.
      I’m out. Peace!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:20 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #46   Wade bang

    BTW- This is great.

    I think this thread may give “cranky server” a run for its money.

    And thanks to the “warmth” of the “discussion” today, I haven’t had to adjust the heat thing in my office.

    :lol:

    Nov 12, 2008 at 2:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #46.1   Mishee bang

      Well good you didn’t try wade, because if you did you would see that I took the heat thingy OFF. You have no vote.

      You are a faceless drone.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 2:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #46.2   anglophile bang

      If you would just put some more clothes on than those boxers, you wouldn’t need to adjust the heat thing!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #46.3   Frankie bang

      Wade is only cold because he misses the warmth of his Amy. He pines day and night and not even my loving is a good substitute for the unrequited love. It is a poor substitute that I will continue to shamelessly pander. For I am loose and good with my hands.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #47   MW

    Oops wrong thread

    Nov 12, 2008 at 3:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #47.1   anglophile bang

      OH, MW

      This made more sense before you back edited.

      :(

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #47.2   MW

      Apparently we can’t delete. Or something…

      I meant to say, “who the fuck is Terry” and I wanted it to be after Anthony’s post way up in the upper chats!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #47.3   Sue Do Nim

      Is the upper chats the north side of the office?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 6:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #48   anglophile bang

    failure to gigglebrax (all hail unholyghost2003!)

    my apologies.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 3:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #48.1   Frankie bang

      I caught that too! I think you’re 2 cute
      not 2 be
      4given….

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #49   MW

    Frankie, it was a JOKE in response to my comment about failure to lubricate and your comment about only doing it one time with your ex boyfriend. Christ, I was trying to lighten shit up a bit.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 3:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #49.1   Mishee bang

      I don’t know about when she is with you, but when I spend time with Frankie, she never fails to lubricate properly!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #50   MW

    Fuck! Why isn’t this fucking site letting me REPLY where I want to?! I need a drink.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 3:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #50.1   Mishee bang

      That would be because you BROKE THE UNWRITTEN RULES and you participated in a shit storm…

      That’s karma.

      Baby Jesus is crying RIGHT NOW because of you! Shame!

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #50.2   Frankie bang

      What are you talking about? What ex-boyfriend?
      (all for the lightening of the shit)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #50.3   Frankie bang

      And how am I supposed to know you want to lighten it up by making a hostile comment when I’ve gotten so used to you making your usual um… hostile comments?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #50.4   MW

      I heard you can lighten your shit by eating more fruits and veggies.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:54 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #50.5   MissMelony

      haha :)

      Nov 12, 2008 at 10:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #51   mrs. pommelhorst bang

    While I’m totally Team 2-to-1 here…

    I do have to give mad props to my “unofficial roommate.”

    My roommate’s girlfriend cooks, does dishes, and makes him pay rent on time. Plus the amount of time that the stupid PS3 is on in the living room has drastically been reduced now that he’s getting laid.

    I’ll take the reduced counter space, and clogged up morning routine sharing anyday!

    But if she touches my heat thing… she loses an eye.

    (ps- let it be noted that I commented and didn’t hit on ANY of the lovely ladies here today.)

    Nov 12, 2008 at 3:43 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #51.1   Mishee bang

      *feels ignored*

      Maybe if I wore a velcroband watch?

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.2   Frankie bang

      Umm. Mishee? Come with me darling. I will give you the care and attention that you need.

      *cuddles Mishee*

      Just get into my Subaru.

      Nov 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #51.3   ShanBus

      Can your roommate’s girlfriend be my roommate’s girlfriend too? Because I’d like my roommate’s girlfriend so much more then.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 7:19 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #52   MW

    I love it when I make Jesus cry.

    Nov 12, 2008 at 4:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   jojo

    How did we make it through these comments without talking about muffin butts?

    Viva la muffin butt!

    Nov 12, 2008 at 5:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Krys

    heh i come here maybe once every few weeks.. Not because I have a life.. just too many damn websites to keep up with :)

    anyway can’t we all just post whatever the hell we want… we can all post the same thing, be grammer nazis… Board police.. whatever… doesn’t even matter… maybe i’ll just post booobies over and over for awhile :P

    Nov 12, 2008 at 7:00 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   T.U.M.

    I remember President Reagan coming on TV in a cardigan to tell us to keep the thermostat at 65.

    (And then the ceiling of the Oval Office collapsed.)

    Nov 12, 2008 at 7:03 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   JoeInLA

    Wow. WAY too much sugar in someone’s breakfast cereal today.

    My vote would have been for splitting the rent four ways and making the roomie and his free-loading gf each pay a share (that or smothering her with a pillow in the middle of the night).

    Nov 12, 2008 at 9:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Nunavut Guy

    I live in a fourplex about 200 km south of the arctic circle.The only “heat thing” is in apt # 1, so they have sole control over the heat.e all try to get along but keeping a happy median temperature is near impossible.The two bottom units are usually pretty comfy,but upstairs gets smokin hot.The result is all upstairs windows open to get a cross breeze.When it’s -60 below out it looks like a Cheech and Chong movie.

    Nov 13, 2008 at 1:11 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   snee

    that smiley has a hole in its head.

    poor little smiley.

    Nov 13, 2008 at 1:22 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   mrs spanish bang

    Porque demonios hay tanta gente quejando y armando broncas?

    Shiz. Have people forgotten that this website is supposed to be funny?

    I log on here pretty much every other day to amuse myself before I head out to work with the great unwashed. While the notes themselves are generally humorous, for me its the commentary that always cracks me up.

    I can understand why some people are frustrated by the fact that there is a small group of people who have anointed themselves the Powers That Be and pick on some posters, but to be completely honest with you, most often those people deserve it. If there is anything I hate most in the world (besides Celine Dion and tuna fish) it’s people that are always telling useless anecdotes that have no point and aren’t funny.

    This whole thing is like some sort of high school clique of misfits; we have our attention whores, our self-righteous bullies, our class clowns and our hangers-on. It’s the d*bags versus the a*holes.

    D*bags – if you are that upset about the PTB than form your own army of posters and engage in a battle of wits; but if all you are going to do is complain and not be funny, then forget it.

    A*holes – Stop being snarky on every repost or grammar mistake. Stop using “we” and “our.” It is kind of pathetic. Go back to telling funny stories about Mishee, a can of Ajax and garden gnomes.

    Entertain me puppets.

    You guys can feel free to rip me a new one, because I will probably enjoy it, since I am a sub. I’d be honored. Just make sure it’s funny.

    I’ll probably just go back to lurking, or maybe I’ll post some Menudo lyrics every once in a while or something.

    Nov 13, 2008 at 9:46 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #59.1   Mishee bang

      mrs. spanish – I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about…

      Are you fucking CRAZY? It’s time to have you committed!!

      Tuna is effin delicious!!!!! Just add a little mayo and some relish, I like to cut up mini dill pickles and add those too… slap it on some soft bread… nom nom! And I personally like to put Spicy Nacho Doritos on the sandwich… but I am a little wacky.

      (and the smell reminds me of RunBarbara on a hot day)

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.2   unholyghost2003 bang

      Ricky Martin Menudo? or Post Ricky?

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.3   GhostWriter bang

      Speaking of pointless anecdotes, Celine Dion and a tuna fish named Kerry meet at a bar. Kerry says, “I’ll bet I can sing better than you,” and breaks into a lovely tunafish mating warble. Celine tries to copy the fish, and does a pretty good job matching the pitch, but Kerry grabs her ears, shouting, “No NO- delicately! you are too raspy through the scherzo…,” but to no avail; all the tuna that were attracted by Kerry’s song are driven away by Celine’s fabrication, which goes to show you…

      Celine Dion can carry a fishy tune,
      but a Kerry fish can’t tune a Celine Dion.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:15 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.4   Mishee bang

      There was a Post Ricky?

      Not to me!

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.5   SenorPuffyPantaloons

      El pescado está en el tejado de aterrizaje de aviones en su vestido. Que hace como mucho sentido como lo dice su declaración. Ricky Martin es el único que importaba Menudo! Usted no debe hablar de cualquier otro.

      ~~

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.6   Mishee bang

      Que?

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.7   SenorPuffyPantaloons

      Me gustaría tener en mis brazos y querido Mishee susurro suavemente el sentido de todas las cosas. La luz de las estrellas que nos guía en este viaje de amor y comprensión.

      ~~~~ !

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.8   Mishee bang

      That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.9   resa

      Extremely well stated. I wish it had been posted earlier so it could be viewed by more people.

      I think I am like many people who visit PAN are like me: people with boring jobs who are stuck at a computer all day. My job is awful and I visit PAN in the afternoon as a reward for making it through the day without punching my boss.

      So thank you regular commenters, your humor truly makes my day. While it does have its inappropriate moments (I can do without the woman beating/raping jokes – unless of course it’s about Mishee’s mom, in which anything is fair game) there are plenty of intelligent musings here to keep me returning. Thank you RB for your foul mouth, claw for your crazy songs, CB for your intellect (even if your image does slightly remind me of Audre Lorde – mustache and all), for frankie, amy d, aaa, anglophile, secondsout, goldie, vampy, ghostwriter, wade, amazon, and all the others that I don’t have time to name, because I have work to do.

      As for the Anthony and MW – the never ending bitching between you two and the others absolutely ruined my happy, lighthearted afternoon PAN time. Please don’t make today’s post into what happened here. In the future, please create comments to make me laugh. It’s why I, and many others, come here. If I want fights and drama, I can just go talk to my boss.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:21 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.10   RP

      NO! What we need is more comments about who’s allowed to make what kind of comments when and why! More arguing about who decides who’s comments are appropriate for the site! More calls for people making comments that other people don’t like to go comment someplace!

      The only thing better than the PAN in the notes is the PAN in the thread.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.11   Mishee bang

      RP – I don’t think I like the tone you are taking with me.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.12   RP

      59.10 is a reply to 59.9.

      Unless of course your reply is meant to be funny as well, in which case please ignore this.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 12:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.13   Mishee bang

      I was just trying to start another shit storm.

      In a funny way.

      (jokes!) I promise.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 4:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #59.14   Sirius bang

      I made Ricky Martin Menudo once. There was more than a little tripe involved.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 7:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #60   bullwinkle

    Joel is better than Mike! The host segments haven’t been nearly as good since he left.

    Nov 13, 2008 at 10:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #60.1   Mishee bang

      Whatever. Nerd.

      *has no claim that Mishee even knows what bullwinkle is talking about… cause Mishee is not a nerd*

      Nov 13, 2008 at 10:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #60.2   Timo bang

      Dude, Hal was the best and there was more Tom time then. Just saying.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #60.3   RP

      *plays the haunting Torgo theme*

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #60.4   Mishee bang

      ok, wait.. are we talking The Soup (or Talk Soup) or MST3K here?

      *confused*

      Damn all you Joels and your funny yet confusing shows!

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #60.5   Frankie bang

      I liked Mike better.
      I’m just saying.
      The guy in the Sonic commercials reminds me of him.

      Nov 13, 2008 at 11:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #61   T.U.M.

    Did the third roommate die in his bed or something, leaving her with nothing but a rapidly cooling corpse to keep her warm?
    Men are usually like giant hot water bottles to sleep with.

    Nov 13, 2008 at 4:27 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   JoeyCee

    I like turtles

    Nov 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   mrs spanish bang

    I am currently drunk. I don’t like tuna fish because my parents were poor and I once was forced to eat bad tuna fish that made me sick. I am listening to Aquemini and kicking someones ass at Lexulous. As a Puerto Rican (100 %) I’m not sure if I am proud of or horribly ashamed of Ricky Martin, and stories about Mishee and her mom are always awesome. I love the reg’s too, (CB, Run Barbara, Anglophile, Claw!!, etc, they always make me laugh). I hate bitches that complains all the time.

    Nov 14, 2008 at 10:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   Mike From Boston

    Mike from Boston here. I just wanted to clarify a few points.

    First off, this occurred last February and it was in a college owned apartment (so was still considered a dorm). My roommate’s girlfriend by law shouldn’t of been staying there, so it was not a matter of her paying rent or being added to a lease. Myself, my roomate, and my other roomate were the 3 students living there.

    Things escalated even more other the next month, so I contacted my colleges housing department and had her thrown out of our place. Harsh I know, but I needed an atmosphere were I could study.

    Luckily I’ve graduated and moved into an actual apartment with some friends.

    Thanks for all the comments and the heated disputes. I did not think there would be so many.

    Nov 15, 2008 at 12:41 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     

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