Comments on: The Scarlet Status Update

By: 5Dman

5Dman — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:09:43 +0000

I remember when i first join FB, i added a friend(guy) and was prompted on how we met, so me being the mischievous fellow that i am, i click on we dated and still friends. Now, at the time it sounded like a good idea. but DAYAM, was i f’kin wrong. The next thing i know i was like getting weird msgs in my inbox from gay guys.
owh, i think i should delete FB..it’s destroying lives.

By: Baughs

Baughs — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:05:10 +0000

Not only can he not spell, he also changed the puncuation at the end, obviously to convey his mood. He went from “OMG I caught her!” to “I hate myself.” In the span of five minutes. Impressive.

Probably bipolar too.

By: Blogette

Blogette — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:20:17 +0000

Apparently it’s just a little exciting.

By: Passmind

Passmind — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:13:58 +0000

49 comments, too many comments for this, WOW! Facebook! HOW EXCITING! not.

By: ema

ema — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:00:41 +0000

I’m a regular reader of PAN that hasn’t ever commented because I’m only slightly amusing. I’m in touch with my inability to keep up with the hilarious stuff that can be found in the comments here. This website was funny because of the combination of the notes AND the comments.

You whiners are taking all of the fun out of it for the rest of us. Go whine somewhere else so I can enjoy PAN and the, been here from nearly the beginning, regulars. Seriously…quit your whining.

By: Grey

Grey — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:20:16 +0000

Cause you know, leaving the skin on while giving a BJ just wouldn’t be British enough. Keeping the mangled grill is seriously passive aggressive Do I see James Dean in there?

By: Krystal Pistol

Krystal Pistol — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:31:50 +0000

and how is that bad?

By: Clumber

Clumber — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:30:43 +0000

reminds me of a a song… Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock duet … at one point she sings, “I ain’t heard from you in 3 damn nights… I put your picture away…”
My spouse and I often wonder – so after 3 damn nights you’re no longer a couple? So really, Amanda held out phenomenally long by Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow standards….

By: Mishee

Mishee — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:54:25 +0000

does a donkey show count as fucking a jackass?

cause if that’s the case… um.. nevermind.

By: matt

matt — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:05:23 +0000

hey Mishee, how do you know I’ve got….
Oh never mind..

By: Pedant

Pedant — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:52:46 +0000

Sorry, but I must stick up for my compatriots somewhat here: orthodontics does *not* equal dental hygiene.

Our teeth maybe more crooked, but they’re clean and healthy damnit! We just don’t care so much about them being straight is all.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:09:24 +0000

I’ve never fucked a jackass either.
Jill was very accommodating though!!

By: Woman on the Verge

Woman on the Verge — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:19:36 +0000

How did this happen? I’m always so careful with gigglebraxing. *hangs head with shame, grateful for Mishee’s forgiveness*

That explains a lot about wade….

By: matt

matt — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:11:39 +0000

maybe when there’s a new PAN note to comment on you and Mishee can teach us newbies how to post “old style” hey. Only if you want to. No? No, don’t worry about it, I’ll just… leave
“ruining it”: Spice it up yourself Diva