Law & Order: Special Dishes Unit

November 16th, 2008 · 114 comments

“These are the results of your typical no-one-washes-their-dishes-at-the-office situation,” says our submitter in Portland, Oregon.”There used to be a note above the sink that said “NOT YOUR MAMA,” but it was replaced with these gems, both of which sort of creep me out (and neither of which has ameliorated the dirty dish issue).”

Do your dishes - It's the Law!

I didn't get out of bed and go to work just to clean up after you princess!!!   I promise I will do all of my dishes here at [redacted] as soon as I finish eating!

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Oregon

FILED UNDER: dishes · kinda creepy · office · office cop · Portland


114 responses so far ↓

  • #1   zchamu

    Oh lordy. That first one smacks of “I think my grandchildren are the cutest things in the world no matter what and SO SHOULD YOU”. Prime suspect: Bluehair with the obnoxiously large pictures of 2 rotten grandkids hanging from oversize keychain with 473 keys.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 9:29 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   secondsout bang

    Yeah, haven’t we always wished for a cop where we knew we could kick his ass? This kid better have mace.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 9:32 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Mishee bang

      sout – You only hope that because by now you have quite the immunity to it…

      Nov 17, 2008 at 10:29 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   secondsout bang

      Much like your immunity to roofies?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 1:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Mishee bang

      You think roofies and mace are hard to develop immunities for, I went through hell building up my immunity to iocaine powder!

      Nov 17, 2008 at 1:54 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   BarelyKnitTogether

      To the pain! To the PAIN!!

      Nov 17, 2008 at 2:07 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   Juliet

      Wuv…. twue wuv…

      Nov 17, 2008 at 2:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   Qwerty

      So clearly, I cannot choose the wine in front of me!

      Nov 17, 2008 at 4:16 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   Jahzzie

      I do not think that word means what you think it means!

      Nov 17, 2008 at 4:34 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.8   PrincessVespa

      No more rhyming now, I mean it!

      Anybody want a peanut?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 7:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.9   Lissie

      Inconceivable!

      Nov 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   secondsout bang

    Does this company employ small children? No wonder they don’t do their dishes. I’m guessing it’s a Nike factory in Indonesia.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 9:34 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Canthz_B bang

    Why does that mom feed her daughter broken lamps?

    Nov 16, 2008 at 9:40 pm   rating: 39  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   MoxieHart

      The recession has hit everyone hard. Who are we to judge?

      Nov 16, 2008 at 11:03 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Mishee bang

      I figure that mom and dad broke the lamp in a knockdown drag out fight, and now mom is taking out her anger and fears by over disciplining her child.

      I think this is a case for Child Protective Services.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 10:30 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   MoxieHart

      Or Lamp Protective Services.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 8:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Canthz_B bang

      Mishee, that would tell a lot to a psychologist.
      You know, when the show you a picture and ask you to interpret the scene?

      Now I know why you crave attention and self-medicate. :-)

      Nov 17, 2008 at 8:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   secondsout bang

    The picture is a little unclear. Is the woman spanking the child or waving away her fart?

    Nov 16, 2008 at 9:43 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Timo bang

      I think she is rubbing her ass to create static electricity…see the cartoon lightning bolt there?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 11:24 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   castagnettes bang

      If she’s waving away the child’s fart, everyone involved seems unreasonably angry about it.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 9:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   0falcon8 bang

    Officer MacPull-Ups just doesn’t seem to command a lot of respect

    Nov 16, 2008 at 9:43 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   snee bang

      he’s smiling because he’s heard “officer macpull-ups” one time too many, and he got a brand new taser for his birfday.

      Nov 16, 2008 at 11:04 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Canthz_B bang

      Smiling? I thought he had gas. :mrgreen:

      Nov 16, 2008 at 11:15 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   fantasy bang

      He’s smiling because his sister is getting the spanking and he just dirtied the dishes and his pants.

      *stupid boy*.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 1:04 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   se

    Does anyone else think that first note is shaped like a penis?

    Nov 16, 2008 at 9:47 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Canthz_B bang

      I thought so, se.
      But who’d tattoo their kid there?

      Nov 16, 2008 at 9:53 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   aaa

      I dunno, but I’ve seen a dragon tattooed on a penis before. But dragons are practically kids. Sorta.

      Nov 16, 2008 at 10:32 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   fantasy bang

      It does look like a penis, yet delivers a kind of limp message.

      The boy may be straight and tall, but the penis shape is just not paying attention.

      I guess it takes a woman’s behind in front of the sink to conjure up any real action.

      Nov 16, 2008 at 11:51 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   fantasy bang

      ……not that I have really ever looked at one.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   bean

      that was sure as shit the first thought I had! phew. glad I wasn’t the only one.

      //also glad I read through first as my CTRL+F is totally broken

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.6   Timo bang

      ” Roman Polanski and Michael Jackson share an awkward moment when they both realize they have the same penis tattoo.”

      Nov 17, 2008 at 11:26 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Canthz_B bang

    Another example of younger workers pricing older folks out of the labor market.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 9:48 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Canthz_B bang

    Mom: “Like this, Dear?”

    Girl: “No, Mommy. Uncle Chester puts his hand inside my pants!”

    Nov 16, 2008 at 9:51 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   BarelyKnitTogether

    I am not getting this dish situation. How many fucking dishes are there? Why does this woman feel the need to clean up after princess? Move them out of the way and get on with it already.
    Also, I think the kid in the SS uniform probably has something to do with the silverware genocide…

    Nov 16, 2008 at 10:03 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   SarahBelle

      Hell, why not just throw away the co-workers dishes after a certain period of them sitting there all nasty and dirty? Dirty dishes been sitting a month? Trash can!

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:23 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Timo bang

      I vill require your paper towels und scrubbenzee brushen.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 11:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   0falcon8 bang

    Do your dishes-It’s the Law!
    Grime does not pay!

    Nov 16, 2008 at 10:07 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   MoxieHart

      What about Frank Grimes, does he pay?

      Nov 16, 2008 at 11:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Homer

      Grimey is my best buddy.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Mishee bang

      Frank Grimes paid the ultimate price… in blood.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:02 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   you suck at craigslist

    The second cartoon has had the original dialog whited out and replaced with the current nonsensical dialog … the original cartoon can be seen here:

    http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/epa0436l.jpg

    Which means that this person actually had to look for a cartoon of someone being punished/spanked and then change the dialog. Creepy. Very creepy.

    Even better, it looks like that might be the place the person got it from, and they whited out the copyright/reproduction notice on the top left as well.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 10:13 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   secondsout bang

      And you found this cartoon by searching for people being punished, right? So does that make you… yep, creepy – very creepy.

      Nov 16, 2008 at 10:46 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Canthz_B bang

      I have the utmost respect for copyright attorneys.

      As long as they don’t work for PrintMaster! ;-)

      Nov 16, 2008 at 11:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   you suck at craigslist

      I found it by doing an image search on TinEye. Or at least that’s my story.

      Now come here, little girl ….

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:00 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Maybe it's inbreeding?

    With the kid’s head screwed on backwards like that, it’s no wonder she knocked over the lamp. Jussayin’.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 10:19 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   John in IL

    Honey, I shrunk the Nazi!

    Nov 16, 2008 at 10:23 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   maude

    Two notes to cover everyone in the office – those who fear Nazi children and those who fear their mother.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 10:27 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   aaa

    If they really wanted to intimidate people into doing their dishes they would’ve given that Hitler Youth there a gun. I mean, some kid without a gun? Not scary at all. A young child with poor motor skills and an undeveloped prefrontal cortex? Well, I think I just crapped myself.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 10:35 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   snee bang

      you just crapped yourself?

      well, i won’t be cleaning that up either!

      Nov 16, 2008 at 10:57 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    That first picture was taken from a copy of “How To Raise A Serial Killer”.
    Children given too much authority too early develop dominance issues.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 10:56 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   aaa

      It’s like on that show “It’s Me or the Dog.” When you don’t show them that you’re the authority figure, they become insecure and then try to become the protector and end up all anxious and peeing all over.

      Nov 16, 2008 at 11:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Taubin bang

      So THAT’S why I pee all over the place…

      Nov 18, 2008 at 5:24 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   MoxieHart

    It’s a little known fact that the Maytag Man’s first job was the Office Dish Police.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 11:00 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Canthz_B bang

    Oh, look! A recruitment poster for the Smallville P.D.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 11:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Sophie

    The second picture disturbs me. I don’t think that shit is suitable for the workplace.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 11:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Holiday Djinn

      I don’t know. There are a couple of ladies down in the phone pool that can bend me over their knee and spank me anytime. :-D

      Nov 17, 2008 at 7:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   aaa

    Special Dishes Unit? How about the Special Letters Unit?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5121VjLwqZM

    Nov 16, 2008 at 11:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   matt bang

    I think I’d be breaking more than lampshades if I had to get up and go to work everyday with a psychopathic matriarch hellbent on child abusing. I’m guessing this wasn’t put up in the kitchen of the Dep of Child protection.

    Nov 16, 2008 at 11:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   secondsout bang

      Or do you mean you’d be breaking more than lampshades to get the spanking? Pervert!

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Tmarie

    I am thoroughly disturbed by the second picture.

    I would not want to work with someone who was even remotely amused by posting that. I would be looking over my shoulder and posting motion detectors in my cube.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 12:07 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   matt bang

      I worked with another nurse like this a couple of years back in a nursing home – she ended up getting fired for assaulting another staff member..

      Nov 17, 2008 at 1:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Grey

      Wow, I normally have to pay for that kind of treatment. Where does she work now?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 8:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   matt bang

      she just ran off to another nursing home with the nurse manager to wreak their havoc. (they were having an affair anyway..)

      * plus the nursing manager in question was fired (well resigned technically) before the nursing home had enough evidence to press criminal charges against him for unethical and illegal practices – some things never change..*

      Nov 18, 2008 at 8:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Joyful

    As a dish do-er, those pictures would make we want to stop doing dishes, just to irritate the picture poster.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 12:14 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   bean

    It’s times like these that I thank god I work in an office that A. has a dishwasher, and B. an office manager that realizes she gets paid to keep the office kitchen clean.

    oh right, and co-workers who aren’t total assholes.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 12:25 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   aaa

      But do they smell okay? Because I work at a place where a) we don’t have a dishwasher but b) the vast majority of people clean up after themselves. However, c) all the cleaning in the world won’t remove the stench off one of my coworkers and d) none of the managers seem to want to tell the fella he stinks to high heaven and needs to take a shower before he can come back to work.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 9:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   Bunnee

      Your Office Manager has to wash other people’s dishes? Wow. Does she have the dual title on her business card–”Office Manager/Scullery Maid”?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 11:35 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   CremeBrulee

      Our receptionist does our dishes. Fortunately it gives her an outlet for her martyr complex.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 11:45 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   bean

      Bunnee: she organizes office lunches and snacks, she buys the food, she sets it up, she cleans it up, and, yes, if she has other dishes that people have left she will throw them in the dishwasher.

      She also gets paid very well to do this, and, like I already said, people aren’t assholes about it. And there is another office assistant that helps. I don’t think she really minds.

      And I am working my ass off to get a permanent position here. kush.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 10:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   fantasy bang

    Keep you kids from obesity, spank them at
    every meal for dirty habits and give them all kinds of crazy.

    Before they are 14 they will be puking in all your potted plants and plugging up the toilets with their big jobs.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 12:46 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   fantasy bang

      I meant your not you!!!

      Damn, talk about “CRAZY” that edit feature just does what it wants.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 1:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Canthz_B bang

    There’s nothing funny about that little snot-nosed cop getting his pension at age 30.

    Lucky flat-foot.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 1:20 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   souldesqueeze

    The kid in the cop suit looks like an underage stripper. I just picture him saying, “Did somebody say…party?”

    Nov 17, 2008 at 1:53 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Timo bang

      “I am going to arrest you for being over the limit of sexiness!”

      Nov 17, 2008 at 11:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   fantasy bang

    So Mom didn’t get out of bed to go to work?

    Just setting a good work ethic for her daughter, every once in awhile someone will want to give you a spanking! So get used to it!

    Nov 17, 2008 at 2:00 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   fantasy bang

      I could just guess that the little boy cop might be one of her very first customers to request just that very thing.

      “come on you little bitch, bend over”

      Nov 17, 2008 at 2:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   claw71 bang

    This submission is brought to you by NAMBLA and Butterfly Kisses.

    Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise, kids are sexy too.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 8:19 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   aaa

      What? The North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Association?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 9:11 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Dare

    Who has cinnamon in the office kitchen? Maybe if they did less baking and made fewer frothy coffee drinks on the espresso machine, they’d have fewer dishes to wash.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 8:33 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Timo bang

    Kitchen Reichsmarschall Hermann Böring was very sensitive about his small stature.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 8:42 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   Mishee bang

      Some call it a “Napoleon Complex” silly Timo!

      Nov 17, 2008 at 10:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   claw71 bang

      A guy in my office has a Napoleon Dynamite Complex. He relentlessly quotes the movie and nicknames people from the office with the names of characters from the movie. Unfortunately there are six Pedros and three Uncle Ricos right now and we can’t keep them strtaight.

      Yeah, I saw the movie and it was funny but not nearly as funny as people like this guy would have you believe. If you haven’t seen it, you aren’t missing anything.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:12 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.3   Goldie

      Blasphemy, Claw! ND is incredibly funny! Not taht I would talk about it 24×7, but still, funny. So, what is your nickname?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.4   Mishee bang

      Last I checked he was claw: the albino python.

      but maybe that’s just around my office.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:54 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   T.U.M.

    There was a woman in my last office who would swoop in three or four times a day and throw out any dishes in the sink. If you’ve got that level of obsessive-compulsive behavior, a large office full of people probably isn’t the best place for you to work.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 8:56 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   matt bang

    I’m thinking Kitchen Reichsmarschall Hermann Böring’s real purpose is to weed out and eliminate from the workplace OCD/extreme type A personalities and generally anyone who gives a damn what they see in the sink

    Nov 17, 2008 at 9:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   Timo bang

      Gigglebrax check.

      Check

      Ajax edit check.

      Looks a-okay

      Nov 17, 2008 at 9:18 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Mishee bang

    That second one reminds me of what happens when I don’t do the dishes at home and my husband gets sick of seeing them piled up in the sink…

    Hence, why I don’t do the dishes.

    Duh.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 10:05 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   claw71 bang

    I’m sorry, this post bothers me. The submitter used the word “ameliorated” in the back story. Now, I do enjoy a dandy vocabulary and there are times when I will pepper my speech with a few grandiose words but it’s a tricky business. Just because a word looks impressive with its multiple syllables and curious etymology does not guarantee that it will fit the context into which it will be thrown. Moreover, you don’t want to waste a ten dollar word on a two dollar conversation…which is exactly what our submitter did.

    It makes me wonder if Mike Tyson has taken up residence in Portland and now works as a customer service rep in an office that has a community kitchen.

    The point I’m trying to make is that just because you have a “word-of-the-day” calendar doesn’t mean you need to use that word on that particular day.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 11:23 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   T.U.M.

      Also, there’s no good reason why “dish issue” shouldn’t be contracted into “dissue.”

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:32 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.2   secondsout bang

      Perhaps, although Tyson would be less intimidated by the threat of a spanking and bite someone’s ear in retaliation.

      Tyson has some great quotes, and yes, uses lengthy words where they don’t need to be. After knocking out some chump, Tyson called out Lennox Lewis with the following tirade:

      “There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey, there’s no one like me – I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”

      Nov 17, 2008 at 12:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.3   Grey

      I’m sure Lennox Lewis would be happy to give Tyson a mouth full of “children”

      Nov 17, 2008 at 8:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Mishee bang

    Just another example of how Portlandiers are freaks of nature.

    *shudder*

    Nov 17, 2008 at 11:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   MW

    Looks a bit like child abuse humor to me, but what do I know? I’m just a random interloper.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 1:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   Mishee bang

      *feels a cold breeze*

      *shivers*

      Nov 17, 2008 at 1:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #39   Somewhere in Portland

    Hot damn! I got posted on one of my favorite websites. Sadly the tone of the note is completely lost when you don’t work in my office. Child abuse jokes and evading law enforcement are daily occurrences. Only by attaching these highly relevant issues can one truly tackle a problem as severe as dishes left in the sink. The flaccid phallus shape was a comment on the state of the Portland police department and the spanking of children was a satire on child labor practices in foreign countries. I am proud of and stand behind these statements.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 1:41 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #39.1   Mishee bang

      you must work for the public school system, eh?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 1:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.2   Canthz_B bang

      TMI :lol:

      Nov 17, 2008 at 1:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.3   Frankie bang

      Private catholic school perhaps?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 1:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.4   Frankie bang

      Maybe a home day care?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 2:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.5   Frankie bang

      Chubby Cherubs Fat Camp?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 2:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.6   Somewhere in Portland

      Well we work with leather…

      Nov 17, 2008 at 2:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.7   Mishee bang

      Doesn’t everyone in Portland?

      I know when I was there that I did…

      Nov 17, 2008 at 3:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.8   Timo bang

      Silly Mishee you worked in leather. See the difference? :razz:

      Nov 17, 2008 at 5:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #40   se

    Ok, S.I.P, you’re saying that Portland police try to be pricks but come across as limp weenies?
    and, if one was to visit Portland, not to let anyone there keep your child overnight?

    this was meant to be nested… hmmm

    Nov 17, 2008 at 2:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   Canthz_B bang

      se, my nest save secret…use the edit function to cut the comment and then paste it as a gigglebrax.

      You’ll need to put something in the empty comment box though. Ajax abhors a vacuum.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 2:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.2   Goldie

      What if you cannot think of anything to fill the vacuum with? Can you ask a fellow commenter for help: “please put something in my empty box”?

      Nov 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   Timo bang

    Never attempt the little know exorcism spanking, household items will get broken.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 2:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   Timo bang

      damn… ^known

      Nov 17, 2008 at 2:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   Goldie

    Hey, Amanda! Portland called. They found your underwear, it’s in their sink. Come and get it as fast as you can, the whole office is freaking out. They have already called in the Underage Cop and the S&M Motivational Team to ameliorate this issue.

    Nov 17, 2008 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   T.U.M.

      “The Underage Cop and the S&M Motivational Team” would be a great 1970′s cop show.

      Nov 17, 2008 at 4:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.2   Mishee bang

      Sure beats CHiPs!

      Nov 17, 2008 at 4:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.3   AJo

      So THAT’S where my panties went. I’ve been going commando for weeks…

      Nov 18, 2008 at 4:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   resonanteye

    The kid in the first picture needs the help of the detective in the flickr picture, obviously.

    Nov 18, 2008 at 2:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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