Comments on: Why you don’t want to go to B-school, in two words

By: your are welcome to our home

your are welcome to our home — Fri, 22 May 2009 12:48:44 +0000

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By: HolyHamstersBatman

HolyHamstersBatman — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:42:52 +0000

Gary should just do what I do. Fit everyone with catheters and pee-bags at the door. If he is still paranoid about spillage, he should invest in jumbo sized bags. He should also know that they are cheaper if bought in bulk, though I’m guessing a box of 20 will last him a lifetime of visitors (lifetime for him anyway).

By: Fern

Fern — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:11:47 +0000

If a group of people go missing, at least we know what pscyho has them….

By: riley

riley — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:35:40 +0000

I would love to volunteer my apartment. Starting right now, so we don’t have to go to Gary’s place.

I wonder what kind of non-crumbly snacks he plans on serving… he’s so adamant that they will be taking care of their own meals, but he will provide snacks? lol there’s the passive part of it… trying to be “nice” yet being a dick.

By: JoeInLA

JoeInLA — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:30:56 +0000

In Gary’s defense, I’ve noticed how much pee splashes around the rim of the toilet and the surrounding floor when guys pee standing up. Of course, one only notices when one is the person who has to clean up the dried pee-splashes. Also, I don’t have a great sense of smell, but I’ve known people who could walk into what appeared to me to be a perfectly tidy bathroom and smell urine (from those dried up pee-splashes).

By: JoeInLA

JoeInLA — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:23:38 +0000

I first heard the joke as “Q: What do you call a black man in a million-dollar home? A: Thief.” Of course, here in LA the answer would have to be “Someone who owns a home in South Central,” which pretty much ruins the joke. And now that Obama’s won the election, I guess the answer would have to be “Mr. President.”

By: Pedant

Pedant — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:09:43 +0000

Or being fucked in the ass by a nihilist, Mishee.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:54:34 +0000

Pedant – Its better than taking a bath with a fucking marmot!

By: leoncub

leoncub — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:08:38 +0000

@secondsout:

A #3 is already firmly established as “rubbing one out” as you put it. Well, at least it is here in Britain.

By: Pedant

Pedant — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:46:57 +0000

Awww man, that rug really tied the room together!

By: Shady Acre's

Shady Acre's — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:39:17 +0000

I’m with the piss in the sink idea. Although I have to admit that some of my colleagues and I do this already. I am a political campaign consultant here in the U.S. and we have a running contest of whose houses we can do this in. Like a mayor’s house is worth more than a member of the council’s house and a senator’s sink is worth more than a member of the house. Senate is the highest any of us have gotten ( not easy). Though this generally applies to the bathroom sink there are major points for the kitchen sink. This has only been accomplished once (in philly). Almost forgot to mention you have to photograph the act for proof and send it to crew.

By: Flaboy2425

Flaboy2425 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:00:40 +0000

I can pee barefoot, but, because of spillage, I have to wash my feet afterward.

To pee or not to pee?

By: slymaple

slymaple — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:34:08 +0000

Sam R, You obviously have skipped the Middle East. Saudi arabs and most wahabbi muslim pees sitting down, owing to their belief that only dogs pee standing up (they have not seen a female dog obviously).

By: Olson

Olson — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:18:29 +0000

Maybe he’s a big Paulie Shore fan…