so if i start selling drugs i can drive an escalade, too?

November 19th, 2008 · 132 comments

a little object lesson for the kids in tulsa, oklahoma…

(where’s this line item in the budget for the war on drugs, ya think?)

related: tokyo police club

This post is favorited by 0 registered users

FILED UNDER: excessive capitalization · oklahoma · the po-po · tulsa

132 responses so far ↓

#1 you suck at craigslist

Are they trying to say you can still buy drugs from it?

Nov 19, 2008 at 8:43 pm rating: +27

reply to this comment
- #1.1 hall monitor
  
  Did CarFax sponsor those decals?
  
  Hall Monitor
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 7:23 pm rating: +1
add to this thread
#2 Mishee

Really?

Mine is still a drug dealer’s car!

Want a hit?

Nov 19, 2008 at 8:50 pm rating: +33

reply to this comment
#3 Canthz_B

You know your city’s budget is in shambles when the police dept. has to advertise for Carfax.

Nov 19, 2008 at 8:50 pm rating: +13

reply to this comment
- #3.1 bean
  
  You know the city’s budget is in shambles when the cops hafta steal cars from drug dealers!
  
  Nov 19, 2008 at 9:02 pm rating: +36
- #3.2 Canthz_B
  
  They misunderstood the rules of Cops and Robbers. They thought they were supposed to be both.
  
  Nov 19, 2008 at 9:07 pm rating: +27
- #3.3 BurstingAtTheSeams
  
  Seems like a good cost savings measure… maybe they can have the prisoners service the cars too? Surely there must be some good mechanics in prison.
  
  Nov 19, 2008 at 10:48 pm rating: +4
- #3.4 claw71
  
  Hey, hey , hey! What are you trying to say there? Look, just because you got tricked into paying $59.95 for a blinker fluid flush and fill doesn’t mean all mechanics are crooks.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 8:49 am rating: +10
add to this thread
#4 You!

That Note Is A Capital Offense.

Nov 19, 2008 at 8:53 pm rating: +44

reply to this comment
- #4.1 Ti O
  
  Bravo!
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 8:09 am rating: 0
- #4.2 The Commish
  
  Huzzah!
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 3:21 pm rating: +1
add to this thread
#5 Mishee

*thanks God that at least it didn’t say “Now It’s Our’s*

And WTF Is Up With Capitalizing Every Damn Word?

Nov 19, 2008 at 8:53 pm rating: +15

reply to this comment
- #5.1 unfortunate names blog
  
  that font is a crime
  
  Nov 19, 2008 at 9:46 pm rating: +5
- #5.2 Frankie
  
  No Mishee. Oklahoma. Remember. Thank God it didn’t say, “NOW IT’S ARES”
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm rating: +3
- #5.3 Frankie
  
  No Mishee. Oklahoma. Remember. Thank God it didn’t say, “NOW IT’S ARES”.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm rating: 0
- #5.4 Frankie
  
  Just picture me and a twin me on tricycles coming down the hall at you and saying that at the same time.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 2:40 pm rating: +2
- #5.5 Mishee
  
  that’s how I imagine you all the time.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 2:57 pm rating: +2
- #5.6 Xtroll
  
  Yo, Did You Knot No Tay Had The Drug Dealer Putt The Decaels On The Kar Allso
  
  Nov 21, 2008 at 8:37 pm rating: +1
add to this thread
#6 Ashes

Wow “this used to be a drug dealers car, but we had it melted down and rebuilt into an oversized SUV”

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:04 pm rating: +11

reply to this comment
#7 Canthz_B

Nobody likes a braggart, Tulsa P.D.
Stop showing off your new toy unless you plan to share it with the class.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:05 pm rating: +18

reply to this comment
- #7.1 Narg
  
  I believe they are “sharing it with the class.” The vehicle now provides services for the community does it not? In this case, I think bragging is very well accepted.
  
  Nov 25, 2008 at 2:21 pm rating: +1
add to this thread
#8 bean

Well I didn’t really need another reason not to move to Tulsa, but thanks.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:06 pm rating: +24

reply to this comment
#9 Hod

My car used to belong to John Voigt.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:08 pm rating: +33

reply to this comment
- #9.1 K Dog
  
  Yea! I am the first person to get this reference!!! A thumb’s up for you, Hod!
  
  Nov 19, 2008 at 9:12 pm rating: 0
- #9.2 anglophile
  
  Did you find his pencil in the glove compartment?
  
  Nov 19, 2008 at 9:47 pm rating: +3
- #9.3 James
  
  Whoops, you spelt Jon wrong, turns out it wasn’t his car at all.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:53 am rating: +10
- #9.4 secondsout
  
  I would like to purchase Barbara Mandrell’s skateboard.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 3:29 am rating: +2
- #9.5 Ti O
  
  Scarlett Johhhannssssonnnn’s bicycle.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 8:12 am rating: +2
- #9.6 Mishee
  
  Timo you just wish your face was Scarlett’s bicycle seat.
  
  Don’t lie.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 9:42 am rating: +9
- #9.7 Ti O
  
  it is sooooooo true.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:21 pm rating: +1
add to this thread
#10 Canthz_B

Don’t you think they’d catch more junkies without the sign?

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:11 pm rating: +22

reply to this comment
#11 Canthz_B

Moral of the story:

If you sell narcotics, drive a hooptie.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:14 pm rating: +12

reply to this comment
- #11.1 Holiday Djinn
  
  This used to be a drug dealers Kia, now its, just ewwwww!
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 7:17 am rating: +6
add to this thread
#12 Troy McClure

Is the plate blacked out for the benefit of the drug dealer? Because I think the cops have already pretty much demolished his privacy in this regard.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:17 pm rating: +14

reply to this comment
#13 Molly

Thank god for small favors they got “it’s” right.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:18 pm rating: +1

reply to this comment
- #13.1 anglophile
  
  Smaller favor: ,
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 6:54 am rating: +7
- #13.2 claw71
  
  Ah, irony …it’s not just how water tastes in Colorado.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 8:50 am rating: +13
add to this thread
#14 unfortunate names blog

and don’t they know escalades are so last year. all the cool drug dealers are driving hybrids.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:47 pm rating: +12

reply to this comment
- #14.1 Hod
  
  I think all the cool drug dealers DON’T live in TULSA.
  
  Nov 19, 2008 at 9:50 pm rating: +22
- #14.2 Mishee
  
  Just because Nancy on Weeds drives a Hybrid doesn’t mean the gangstas of Tulsa do.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 9:43 am rating: +9
- #14.3 zeevee
  
  Well they’re coming out with hybrid Escalades now, so it’s the best of both worlds!
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 10:34 am rating: +3
- #14.4 Ali
  
  @zeevee:
  
  Are you accusing Miley of being a drug dealer, now?
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm rating: +2
- #14.5 Frankie
  
  She’s definitely using. That’s for damn sure.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 2:35 pm rating: 0
add to this thread
#15 Canthz_B

What kind of petty criminal used to own the blue pick-up?

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:53 pm rating: +8

reply to this comment
#16 Julia

I wonder if all the drugs they seized from the dealers now say, “This Used To Be A Drug Dealer’s Joint Now It’s Ours!”

(Man, that missing punctuation is really driving me nuts!)

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:01 pm rating: +12

reply to this comment
- #16.1 Troy McClure
  
  Me too. With no punctuation, it’s similarly constructed to “He’s probably harmless now he’s taken his medication”, but I don’t think that’s what they meant, unless they’re travelling into the past & selling cars to drug dealers. (Maybe with webcams hidden in them or something. The Terminator approach to the war on drugs.)
  
  Nov 19, 2008 at 10:12 pm rating: 0
add to this thread
#17 Muzzy

Clearly, they hired a drug user to write that run-on sentence. Time to come down, man. Go visit the Yugo in the police lot to see if you can score some downers.

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:13 pm rating: +4

reply to this comment
#18 HS

yeah, the po-po might have gotten the escalade from a drug dealer, but it’s OUR TAX DOLLARS paying for the gas for them to drive it around !!!

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:33 pm rating: +16

reply to this comment
#19 John in IL

GM, Ford and Chrysler might want to run with this theme:

This Used To Be A Car Company Now It’s Ours (The Taxpayers).

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:46 pm rating: +12

reply to this comment
- #19.1 ralph nader
  
  The Taxpayers might want to run with the theme: If we didn’t buy those giant gas guzzling SUV’s GM, Ford and Chrysler would have stopped making them years ago. Demand and supply Baby!
  
  Nov 19, 2008 at 11:46 pm rating: +7
- #19.2 John in IL
  
  That “we” would only makes sense if every taxpayer bought a Giant, Gas Guzzling SUV, Ralph.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 12:21 am rating: +6
- #19.3 ralph nader
  
  You assume that bailing out the big three saves only the big three.
  You forget about all of the businesses that rely on the money spent by those employed by the big three. Businesses that are not otherwise connected to the auto industry. The restaurants, hardware stores, dry cleaners, accountants and yes, even Joe the plumbers who rely on patronage from those workers.
  They and others all die if the big three die.
  
  Don’t be a short-sighted prick, OK?
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm rating: +2
- #19.4 Mishee
  
  Yes, Joe the Plumber relies on them, since they are all full of shit.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:54 pm rating: +9
- #19.5 Canthz_B
  
  Joe will be ok if the Big Three die.
  His motto is : “Have plunger, will travel.”
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 2:17 pm rating: +3
add to this thread
#20 Walrus

Fuck tha police!

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:51 pm rating: +3

reply to this comment
- #20.1 claw71
  
  …and Ren said it with authority.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 8:52 am rating: 0
add to this thread
#21 maude

I’m totally gonna get a sign like that for my Subaru.

Nov 19, 2008 at 11:01 pm rating: +1

reply to this comment
- #21.1 claw71
  
  There are lesbian drug dealers?
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 8:52 am rating: +10
- #21.2 Goldie
  
  Subaru=lesbian? So, if I have always wanted to test-drive an Outback someday, what does this make me??
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 9:14 am rating: +1
- #21.3 claw71
  
  Bi-curious.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 9:29 am rating: +11
- #21.4 Mishee
  
  Just make sure you leave your velcroband watch at home.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 9:45 am rating: +2
- #21.5 Ti O
  
  Be sure to check out the Indigo girls special edition.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:24 pm rating: +3
add to this thread
#22 aaa

Is anyone else reminded of the episode of Reno 911 where they get the bitchin SUV and only drive one block before they run out of gas?

Nov 19, 2008 at 11:19 pm rating: +2

reply to this comment
#23 hollow/caustic

A pity that the “My other ride is your mom” bumper sticker is cropped out of the bottom of the photo.

Nov 19, 2008 at 11:51 pm rating: +15

reply to this comment
#24 so proud (/endsarcasm)

juuust when i start to get homesick for that damn city

Nov 19, 2008 at 11:59 pm rating: +2

reply to this comment
#25 James

Other Tulsa PD property labels…

‘This used to be a drug dealer’s glock, now it’s ours’

‘This used to be a drug dealer’s pen, now it’s ours’

‘This used to be a drug dealer’s hat, now it’s ours’

‘This used to be a drug dealer’s crack-den, now it’s our daycare centre’

‘I used to be a drug dealer, now I’m a Tulsa police officer’

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:00 am rating: +26

reply to this comment
- #25.1 The Commish
  
  “This used to be a drug dealer’s bottom bitch, now it’s our front desk supervisor”
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 3:28 pm rating: +5
add to this thread
#26 Ron

When I used to go to college in Maine I saw a corvette stingray that said something to that effect as well (think it was at a dare booth). First thing I thought was, “all that is telling kids is that if you deal drugs you can get a sweet car like this.”

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:24 am rating: +15

reply to this comment
- #26.1 claw71
  
  Kids from Maine wouldn’t be able to make that sort of connection. They’d look at a Corvette and say, “Yah cahn’t take that huntin now can yah?”
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 8:46 am rating: +8
- #26.2 Goldie
  
  Ahh, DARE. Teaching kids that it’s okay to do drugs since 1983.
  Both my kids went through it, and both ended up completely disillusioned, because DARE tends to pile up the bullshit too high.
  My youngest son’s last year in DARE, he came to me with a question. That day in school, each kid traced his or her hand on paper, made a cutout, wrote on the hand “I pledge not to drink, smoke or do drugs”, and then they all glued the cutouts to a poster. My son’s problem was that he’d added extra art on the reverse side of his hand cutout He traced the middle finger in bold red. He came to me asking if it could get him in trouble.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 9:21 am rating: 0
- #26.3 Mishee
  
  DARE: Drugs Are Really Expensive
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 9:46 am rating: +8
- #26.4 Ti O
  
  Ah how mahny cords of wood cahn I fit in thare?
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:25 pm rating: +1
- #26.5 Mishee
  
  Ron – Was the car Lobster red?
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:28 pm rating: 0
- #26.6 Juliet
  
  DARE: Donuts Are Really Expensive
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 4:20 pm rating: +1
- #26.7 what
  
  D.A.R.E is about drug awareness, most of those kids just learn how to take them, the measurements, possibly even the ingredients. Yeah! let’s educate our youth in the proper use and deployment of narcotics.
  
  GO D.A.R.E.!!!!
  
  Dec 8, 2008 at 7:27 am rating: 0
add to this thread
#27 matt

Hidden junkie GPS tracker in car + Advertising billboard on back of car saying “KILL ME” = some very dead cops

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:41 am rating: +4

reply to this comment
#28 tawana

D*mn police bidded higher than me at auction …f*ckers

Nov 20, 2008 at 3:13 am rating: 0

reply to this comment
#29 tawana

D*mn police bidded higher than me at auction …f*ckers and the dealer out already wit a Black Escalade now wut NEXT

Nov 20, 2008 at 3:14 am rating: 0

reply to this comment
- #29.1 Mishee
  
  First off… no need to censor yourself here. We are adults and we swear (i.e. RB has a wonderful cunt…)… also… if you are gonna talk like that, go to ICHC.com…
  
  (is “bidded” even a word?)
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:30 pm rating: +5
- #29.2 Ti O
  
  Yes it is. i.e. “you best be stayin outta my biddedness” and ” When RB is up in her lady biddedness it is a fucking beautiful thing to see.”
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:35 pm rating: +5
- #29.3 park rose
  
  bewdiful
  
  Nov 21, 2008 at 9:02 am rating: 0
add to this thread
#30 Tyler

I’m going to make sure the Tulsa police hit me without a reason, so I can change it to, “This used to be a Police car. Now it’s mine!”

…that or just go play Grand Theft Auto.

Nov 20, 2008 at 4:16 am rating: +10

reply to this comment
#31 asdasd

this one is not up to par. where is the quality control?

Nov 20, 2008 at 6:08 am rating: +1

reply to this comment
- #31.1 Canthz_B
  
  South-paw.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 2:01 pm rating: +1
add to this thread
#32 dare

Dear Tulsa PD,

Thanks for buying our Escalade at such a reasonable price! We seriously thought we were going to have to off-load it at cost. We hope you’re enjoying us and the cost of rising fuel, not to mention what those maintenance bills! Next time you see us tooling around in our Prius, make sure to wave!

Love,
The Drug Dealers

Nov 20, 2008 at 7:21 am rating: +13

reply to this comment
- #32.1 Finners
  
  You are kidding, right? Gas in Tulsa is $1.67 a gallon at the moment.
  
  (Rising gas prices my arse. They fell right back down again, as everyone with sense predicted.)
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 11:58 am rating: 0
- #32.2 Mark
  
  Yes, you’re right! Everything is fine now! Go back to your old ways, nothing will ever go wrong again! Gas will forever remain below $2/gal, even when there isn’t any left!
  
  Nov 21, 2008 at 6:46 pm rating: +2
- #32.3 Finners
  
  Don’t be facetious. It’s fucking stupid.
  
  Yeah, it’s likely to go back up. But not to what it was previously. Everyone banging on about high gas prices is a moron and needs to actually read some of the trade periodicals about how much oil there *actually* is left, and not just buy into all this scaremongering bullshit.
  
  But oh! Sorry! It’s much easier to just make out that some people are evil and that’s what’s wrong with the world, rather than learning the facts!
  
  Nov 21, 2008 at 9:01 pm rating: 0
add to this thread
#33 Woman on the Verge

Why do I think the blacked out license plate reads: “Na na na na na” with a kid thumbing his nose in the middle?

Nov 20, 2008 at 7:41 am rating: +1

reply to this comment
#34 Tulsa Chemist

damn it, I only stopped by dunkin donuts on a chemist delivery to pick up a HtChoc LG and a custard donut from Janet, and the cops hotwired my car and drove off.

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:27 am rating: +7

reply to this comment
#35 Canadian Deadhead

I wonder if the car used to be a Chevy Malubu until it started taking those illegal steroids!

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:40 am rating: +4

reply to this comment
#36 claw71

Damn, and here I’ve been bribing my local po-po with cash like a sucker.

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:44 am rating: +1

reply to this comment
#37 Mishee

I sure hope they checked in the tires and the gas tank before putting it out on the road.

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:48 am rating: +1

reply to this comment
#38 Tisha___

Aww… it’s so nice to see my Oklahoma state tax dollars hard at work!

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:50 am rating: 0

reply to this comment
- #38.1 Frankie
  
  Those letters cost maybe 3 bucks at the Hobby Lobby and you know it. They’re just pissed that they are still no where close to solving the ridiculous amounts of meth still in production here. This is like punching a nerd in the face for getting an F on your chemistry exam. Sure it feels good right now, but your still not passing the class.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 11:05 am rating: +9
add to this thread
#39 andipandi

At least they’ve used apostrophes correctly.

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:51 am rating: 0

reply to this comment
#40 claw71

Straight outta Tulsa
is a nigga that’ll drink all your mimosa
and stick a fork into your toaster

Dangerous motherfucker, you’ll got shocked
and the cherry on top: I’m a cop
See, I tried to be a pimp but that shit was deep
It’s hard to be a pimp when Okies fuck sheep
So I got a badge and a gun and I get paid
To drive around pimpin in the po-po Escalade.
We send a clear message about our law enforcement powers
This used to be a drug dealer’s car…now it’s ours.

Nov 20, 2008 at 10:18 am rating: +14

reply to this comment
- #40.1 Ti O
  
  MC Claw representin’,
  He’s out, PEACE!
  
  Word to yer mother.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:29 pm rating: 0
- #40.2 Mishee
  
  Why do I have to get word to my mother?
  
  You see her more than I do!!!
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:31 pm rating: +2
- #40.3 Canthz_B
  
  claw in da hizouse! Run, DMC.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 2:09 pm rating: +3
add to this thread
#41 GhostWriter

“Yo Copper, I got this pearl Escalade, but it’s been running me some bills lately. Y’all know it’s mine, so you’re constantly trailing me, and the competition always knows where I am. Plus, I hate the clock.”

“So what, Rico? Sounds like your problem to me…”

“So, here’s my deal- you cops need to flex some muscle in south Tulsa- this Caddy is just the ticket for that. Plus, I’m currently in need of some firepower, and you guys are stitting on two dozen AR15 assault rifles from the Okie Patriot Militia raid.”

“Wait, we’re supposed to drive around Tulsa in your car? Everybody will think it’s you!”

“…already taken care of! Check out the sign- ‘it used to be mine, but now it’s yours.’”

“Vey clever, Rico. You got yourself a deal.”

Nov 20, 2008 at 10:34 am rating: +14

reply to this comment
#42 Frankie

The economy is still mostly stellar here in Oklahoma and the drugs in reference are usually methamphetamines. These gangsas roll better than some of our local politicians. And considering we’re a red state… you know them crackers be ridin’ dirty.

Nov 20, 2008 at 10:55 am rating: +2

reply to this comment
- #42.1 Mishee
  
  Frankie – since you live in a Red State my mom said I can’t be your friend anymore.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 11:21 am rating: +2
- #42.2 Goldie
  
  I live in a swing state. You both can come on over. Bring your husbands. (thinks for a minute) Your parents are welcome too, Mishee, I’ll invite mine. Hey, that’s how we roll here in swing states.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 11:41 am rating: +1
- #42.3 Mishee
  
  I live in a constant “Green State”
  
  but that’s just the pot.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 12:04 pm rating: +3
- #42.4 Frankie
  
  Since when do you do what your mom tells you to anyway Mish? Let’s go to Goldie’s house just to be safe though.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 12:42 pm rating: 0
- #42.5 Mishee
  
  I may not listen to MY mom, but I have to listen to YOUR mom snoring all night.
  
  You might want to have her get something done about that deviated septum. I mean, breathe right strips can only do so much!
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 1:06 pm rating: 0
- #42.6 Canthz_B
  
  I recently moved.
  Does that mean I live in an altered state?
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 2:12 pm rating: +4
- #42.7 Frankie
  
  That depends CB. Did you move into Mishee’s car?
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 5:06 pm rating: +2
- #42.8 Mishee
  
  I was wondering what that pile of blankets in the backseat was this morning when I left for work. Good thing I am not driving it anymore.
  
  CB – don’t try to start it. Its got a blown head gasket but I need it working to get the money!
  
  (maybe I should just sell it to Tulsa PD – they would look hardcord cruising around in an ‘84 Volvo Station Wagon! Totally sick wid it!!)
  
  Nov 21, 2008 at 11:14 am rating: 0
- #42.9 Canthz_B
  
  *blown head*
  
  Nov 21, 2008 at 7:54 pm rating: 0
add to this thread
#43 Dennis Green

He was who we thought he was! A drug dealer! But he gave us an Escalade so we let him off the hook!

Nov 20, 2008 at 11:00 am rating: 0

reply to this comment
#44 A$$ MASSUH

New meaning to “Rollin’ with the homies…”

Nov 20, 2008 at 12:18 pm rating: +1

reply to this comment
#45 T.U.M.

So it’s OK to buy drugs, because I’m indirectly supporting my local sheriff.

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:08 pm rating: +14

reply to this comment
#46 mark

Damn I was about to major in Drug Dealing but if they are going to take away our escalades then I think I will major in computer science.

Thanks for warning me Tulsa police.

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:54 pm rating: +3

reply to this comment
- #46.1 San Antonio Sue
  
  Don’t major in computer science. Those jobs are all outsourcing to India, Mexico, etc. At least the drug dealer jobs aren’t going anywhere.
  
  Nov 20, 2008 at 4:16 pm rating: +1
add to this thread
#47 Andy

I can hear the drug dealers’ crys all the way from NC.

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:50 pm rating: 0

reply to this comment
#48 Francois Tremblay

“We stole this car from a drug dealer, but we’re policemen so it’s okay! We do it for your own good, honest!”

Nov 20, 2008 at 3:07 pm rating: +3

reply to this comment
#49 HolyHamstersBatman

Double major in Chemistry + Business = BA in dealing drugs.

The cops can totally have my car if they’ll give me my weed back.

Nov 20, 2008 at 7:52 pm rating: +2

reply to this comment
#50 Cady

Nice!

Nov 20, 2008 at 10:57 pm rating: 0

reply to this comment
#51 jodi

god damn it I left my crack in the back seat.

Nov 21, 2008 at 7:11 am rating: 0

reply to this comment
#52 MW

Nice run-on sentence!

Nov 21, 2008 at 12:42 pm rating: 0

reply to this comment
#53 Hoodlum

Fucking forfeiture laws. They suck. Seriously. Absolutely counter to the whole “innocent until proven guilty” concept. Hah! Found innocent? tough luck, your shit’s already been divvied up and sent to auction.

Nov 22, 2008 at 7:44 am rating: +1

reply to this comment
- #53.1 se
  
  Bwa-ha-ha-ha, and you get to pay a fine that covers the gas for your confiscated vehicle for a year. Also lose your house if you own one.
  As CB commented earlier, drive a hooptie.
  
  Nov 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm rating: 0
add to this thread
#54 Jaybird

maybe the drug dealer got a newer escalade and this one was a buy back

Nov 22, 2008 at 9:19 am rating: +1

reply to this comment
#55 Narg

I don’t know what’s more passive aggressive, the SUV thing, or all the dumb comments about it here… hmmm….

Nov 25, 2008 at 2:25 pm rating: 0

reply to this comment
- #55.1 claw71
  
  The SUV thing wasn’t very passive-aggressive at all, it was a confusing message. Most of these comments aren’t passive-aggressive…at least not when compared to your timely little gem.
  
  Nov 25, 2008 at 4:32 pm rating: +2
add to this thread
#56 Deliggit.com | The social sites' most interesting urls

This Used To Be a Drug Dealer\’s Car…(PIC) | Deliggit.com…

\r\nWheres this line item in the budget for the war on drugs?\r\nAhh, DARE…

Dec 1, 2008 at 8:57 am rating: 0

reply to this comment
#57 design

Ha! This type of stuff used to happen all the time in Burbank California. The police were rollin on dubs!

Dec 1, 2008 at 9:21 pm rating: 0

reply to this comment
#58 UNKNOWN420

WELL I THINK THOSE WHO SELL DRUGS SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL..
IF THEY ALL GET LOCKED UP FROM WHO AM I GONNA BUY SOME FROM.???

Jan 15, 2009 at 12:13 am rating: 0

reply to this comment
#59 Spence

I live in Tulsa and I have seen this fucking car.

Here’s part of the story PAN didn’t know:
This car does belong to the T.P.D., however, it doesn’t often gallivant about town in a Suburbian-Midwestern drug-crackdown parade for itself. Some douchebag cop that lives in the neighborhood of a friend of mine leaves it parked at the edge of his driveway 24/7. Like a douche. [Did I mention that part?]

Maybe that cop should sell some of the coke he stole from the dealer to pay for gas for an Escalade?

Mar 5, 2009 at 3:50 am rating: +1

reply to this comment
#60 smug alert

[...] related: so if i start selling drugs i can drive an escalade, too? [...]

May 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm rating: 0

reply to this comment

It’s all about communication. And toilet paper. (82)
- Max Time: this os a major crisis that always should be done as soon as possible, they should make ya pay a fine of 3...
- JMonkey78: I am officially siding with myself. they are both wrong. Leaving an empty roll is an unimaginable travesty...
- adam: “veiled insult and narcissistic statement”
- anglophile: “spin-off into only loosely-related tangent”
If you could summarize BYU culture in one note… (76)
- Lou Smith: Ah, passive aggressiveness… a staple of Mormon culture

painfully polite and hilariously hostile writings from shared spaces the world over

so if i start selling drugs i can drive an escalade, too?

November 19th, 2008 · 132 comments

132 responses so far ↓

Leave a Comment

"That's not passive-aggressive. That's just plain aggressive!" (Um, yeah.)

Kerry's favorites

Blogroll

CONTACT * SUBSCRIBE VIA RSS * PANOTES ON FACEBOOK * @PANOTES on TWITTER

and maintained with caring support from eerac