a little object lesson for the kids in tulsa, oklahoma…
(where’s this line item in the budget for the war on drugs, ya think?)
related: tokyo police club
a little object lesson for the kids in tulsa, oklahoma…
(where’s this line item in the budget for the war on drugs, ya think?)
related: tokyo police club
FILED UNDER: excessive capitalization · oklahoma · the po-po · tulsa
129 responses so far ↓
#1
you suck at craigslist

Are they trying to say you can still buy drugs from it?
Nov 19, 2008 at 8:43 pm rating: +22 
#2
Mishee

Really?
Mine is still a drug dealer’s car!
Want a hit?
Nov 19, 2008 at 8:50 pm rating: +30 
#3
Canthz_B

You know your city’s budget is in shambles when the police dept. has to advertise for Carfax.
Nov 19, 2008 at 8:50 pm rating: +13 
#4
You!

That Note Is A Capital Offense.
Nov 19, 2008 at 8:53 pm rating: +43 
#5
Mishee

*thanks God that at least it didn’t say “Now It’s Our’s*
And WTF Is Up With Capitalizing Every Damn Word?
Nov 19, 2008 at 8:53 pm rating: +14 
#6
Ashes

Wow “this used to be a drug dealers car, but we had it melted down and rebuilt into an oversized SUV”
Nov 19, 2008 at 9:04 pm rating: +9 
#7
Canthz_B

Nobody likes a braggart, Tulsa P.D.
Stop showing off your new toy unless you plan to share it with the class.
Nov 19, 2008 at 9:05 pm rating: +14 
#8
bean

Well I didn’t really need another reason not to move to Tulsa, but thanks.
Nov 19, 2008 at 9:06 pm rating: +24 
#9
Hod

My car used to belong to John Voigt.
Nov 19, 2008 at 9:08 pm rating: +32 
#10
Canthz_B

Don’t you think they’d catch more junkies without the sign?
Nov 19, 2008 at 9:11 pm rating: +20 
#11
Canthz_B

Moral of the story:
If you sell narcotics, drive a hooptie.
Nov 19, 2008 at 9:14 pm rating: +11 
#12
Troy McClure

Is the plate blacked out for the benefit of the drug dealer? Because I think the cops have already pretty much demolished his privacy in this regard.
Nov 19, 2008 at 9:17 pm rating: +13 
#13
Molly

Thank god for small favors they got “it’s” right.
Nov 19, 2008 at 9:18 pm rating: +1 
#14
unfortunate names blog

and don’t they know escalades are so last year. all the cool drug dealers are driving hybrids.
Nov 19, 2008 at 9:47 pm rating: +10 
#15
Canthz_B

What kind of petty criminal used to own the blue pick-up?
Nov 19, 2008 at 9:53 pm rating: +7 
#16
Julia

I wonder if all the drugs they seized from the dealers now say, “This Used To Be A Drug Dealer’s Joint Now It’s Ours!”
(Man, that missing punctuation is really driving me nuts!)
Nov 19, 2008 at 10:01 pm rating: +12 
#17
Muzzy

Clearly, they hired a drug user to write that run-on sentence. Time to come down, man. Go visit the Yugo in the police lot to see if you can score some downers.
Nov 19, 2008 at 10:13 pm rating: +3 
#18
HS

yeah, the po-po might have gotten the escalade from a drug dealer, but it’s OUR TAX DOLLARS paying for the gas for them to drive it around !!!
Nov 19, 2008 at 10:33 pm rating: +15 
#19
John in IL

GM, Ford and Chrysler might want to run with this theme:
This Used To Be A Car Company Now It’s Ours (The Taxpayers).
Nov 19, 2008 at 10:46 pm rating: +10 
#20
Walrus

Fuck tha police!
Nov 19, 2008 at 10:51 pm rating: +3 
#21
maude

I’m totally gonna get a sign like that for my Subaru.
Nov 19, 2008 at 11:01 pm rating: +1 
#22
aaa

Is anyone else reminded of the episode of Reno 911 where they get the bitchin SUV and only drive one block before they run out of gas?
Nov 19, 2008 at 11:19 pm rating: +2