So if I start selling drugs I can drive an Escalade, too?

#1 you suck at craigslist

Are they trying to say you can still buy drugs from it?

Nov 19, 2008 at 8:43 pm rating: 39 small thumbs up

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#1.1 hall monitor

Did CarFax sponsor those decals?

Hall Monitor

Nov 20, 2008 at 7:23 pm rating: 1

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#2 Mishee bang

Really?

Mine is still a drug dealer’s car!

Want a hit?

Nov 19, 2008 at 8:50 pm rating: 40 small thumbs up

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#3 Canthz_B bang

You know your city’s budget is in shambles when the police dept. has to advertise for Carfax.

Nov 19, 2008 at 8:50 pm rating: 16 small thumbs up

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#3.1 bean

You know the city’s budget is in shambles when the cops hafta steal cars from drug dealers!

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:02 pm rating: 43
#3.2 Canthz_B

They misunderstood the rules of Cops and Robbers. They thought they were supposed to be both.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:07 pm rating: 31
#3.3 BurstingAtTheSeams

Seems like a good cost savings measure… maybe they can have the prisoners service the cars too? Surely there must be some good mechanics in prison.

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:48 pm rating: 6
#3.4 claw71

Hey, hey , hey! What are you trying to say there? Look, just because you got tricked into paying $59.95 for a blinker fluid flush and fill doesn’t mean all mechanics are crooks.

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:49 am rating: 11

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#4 You!

That Note Is A Capital Offense.

Nov 19, 2008 at 8:53 pm rating: 53 small thumbs up

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#4.1 Ti O

Bravo!

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:09 am rating: 0
#4.2 The Commish

Huzzah!

Nov 20, 2008 at 3:21 pm rating: 1

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#5 Mishee bang

*thanks God that at least it didn’t say “Now It’s Our’s*

And WTF Is Up With Capitalizing Every Damn Word?

Nov 19, 2008 at 8:53 pm rating: 17 small thumbs up

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#5.1 unfortunate names blog

that font is a crime

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:46 pm rating: 6
#5.2 Frankie

No Mishee. Oklahoma. Remember. Thank God it didn’t say, “NOW IT’S ARES”

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm rating: 3
#5.3 Frankie

No Mishee. Oklahoma. Remember. Thank God it didn’t say, “NOW IT’S ARES”.

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm rating: 0
#5.4 Frankie

Just picture me and a twin me on tricycles coming down the hall at you and saying that at the same time.

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:40 pm rating: 3
#5.5 Mishee

that’s how I imagine you all the time.

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:57 pm rating: 2
#5.6 Xtroll

Yo, Did You Knot No Tay Had The Drug Dealer Putt The Decaels On The Kar Allso

Nov 21, 2008 at 8:37 pm rating: 1

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#6 Ashes

Wow “this used to be a drug dealers car, but we had it melted down and rebuilt into an oversized SUV”

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:04 pm rating: 11 small thumbs up

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#7 Canthz_B bang

Nobody likes a braggart, Tulsa P.D.
Stop showing off your new toy unless you plan to share it with the class.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:05 pm rating: 20 small thumbs up

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#7.1 Narg

I believe they are “sharing it with the class.” The vehicle now provides services for the community does it not? In this case, I think bragging is very well accepted.

Nov 25, 2008 at 2:21 pm rating: 2

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#8 bean

Well I didn’t really need another reason not to move to Tulsa, but thanks.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:06 pm rating: 25 small thumbs up

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#9 Hod

My car used to belong to John Voigt.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:08 pm rating: 36 small thumbs up

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#9.1 K Dog

Yea! I am the first person to get this reference!!! A thumb’s up for you, Hod!

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:12 pm rating: 0
#9.2 anglophile

Did you find his pencil in the glove compartment?

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:47 pm rating: 3
#9.3 James

Whoops, you spelt Jon wrong, turns out it wasn’t his car at all.

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:53 am rating: 10
#9.4 secondsout

I would like to purchase Barbara Mandrell’s skateboard.

Nov 20, 2008 at 3:29 am rating: 2
#9.5 Ti O

Scarlett Johhhannssssonnnn’s bicycle.

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:12 am rating: 3
#9.6 Mishee

Timo you just wish your face was Scarlett’s bicycle seat.

Don’t lie.

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:42 am rating: 11
#9.7 Ti O

it is sooooooo true.

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:21 pm rating: 2

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#10 Canthz_B bang

Don’t you think they’d catch more junkies without the sign?

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:11 pm rating: 24 small thumbs up

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#11 Canthz_B bang

Moral of the story:

If you sell narcotics, drive a hooptie.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:14 pm rating: 14 small thumbs up

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#11.1 Holiday Djinn

This used to be a drug dealers Kia, now its, just ewwwww!

Nov 20, 2008 at 7:17 am rating: 6

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#12 Troy McClure bang

Is the plate blacked out for the benefit of the drug dealer? Because I think the cops have already pretty much demolished his privacy in this regard.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:17 pm rating: 16 small thumbs up

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#13 Molly

Thank god for small favors they got “it’s” right.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:18 pm rating: 1 small thumbs up

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#13.1 anglophile

Smaller favor: ,

Nov 20, 2008 at 6:54 am rating: 7
#13.2 claw71

Ah, irony …it’s not just how water tastes in Colorado.

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:50 am rating: 13

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#14 unfortunate names blog

and don’t they know escalades are so last year. all the cool drug dealers are driving hybrids.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:47 pm rating: 12 small thumbs up

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#14.1 Hod

I think all the cool drug dealers DON’T live in TULSA.

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:50 pm rating: 24
#14.2 Mishee

Just because Nancy on Weeds drives a Hybrid doesn’t mean the gangstas of Tulsa do.

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:43 am rating: 9
#14.3 zeevee

Well they’re coming out with hybrid Escalades now, so it’s the best of both worlds!

Nov 20, 2008 at 10:34 am rating: 3
#14.4 Ali

@zeevee:

Are you accusing Miley of being a drug dealer, now?

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm rating: 2
#14.5 Frankie

She’s definitely using. That’s for damn sure.

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:35 pm rating: 0

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#15 Canthz_B bang

What kind of petty criminal used to own the blue pick-up?

Nov 19, 2008 at 9:53 pm rating: 9 small thumbs up

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#16 Julia

I wonder if all the drugs they seized from the dealers now say, “This Used To Be A Drug Dealer’s Joint Now It’s Ours!”

(Man, that missing punctuation is really driving me nuts!)

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:01 pm rating: 12 small thumbs up

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#16.1 Troy McClure

Me too. With no punctuation, it’s similarly constructed to “He’s probably harmless now he’s taken his medication”, but I don’t think that’s what they meant, unless they’re travelling into the past & selling cars to drug dealers. (Maybe with webcams hidden in them or something. The Terminator approach to the war on drugs.)

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:12 pm rating: 0

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#17 Muzzy

Clearly, they hired a drug user to write that run-on sentence. Time to come down, man. Go visit the Yugo in the police lot to see if you can score some downers.

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:13 pm rating: 4 small thumbs up

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#18 HS

yeah, the po-po might have gotten the escalade from a drug dealer, but it’s OUR TAX DOLLARS paying for the gas for them to drive it around !!!

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:33 pm rating: 17 small thumbs up

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#19 John in IL

GM, Ford and Chrysler might want to run with this theme:

This Used To Be A Car Company Now It’s Ours (The Taxpayers).

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:46 pm rating: 13 small thumbs up

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#19.1 ralph nader

The Taxpayers might want to run with the theme: If we didn’t buy those giant gas guzzling SUV’s GM, Ford and Chrysler would have stopped making them years ago. Demand and supply Baby!

Nov 19, 2008 at 11:46 pm rating: 7
#19.2 John in IL

That “we” would only makes sense if every taxpayer bought a Giant, Gas Guzzling SUV, Ralph.

Nov 20, 2008 at 12:21 am rating: 7
#19.3 ralph nader

You assume that bailing out the big three saves only the big three.
You forget about all of the businesses that rely on the money spent by those employed by the big three. Businesses that are not otherwise connected to the auto industry. The restaurants, hardware stores, dry cleaners, accountants and yes, even Joe the plumbers who rely on patronage from those workers.
They and others all die if the big three die.

Don’t be a short-sighted prick, OK?

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm rating: 3
#19.4 Mishee

Yes, Joe the Plumber relies on them, since they are all full of shit.

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:54 pm rating: 10
#19.5 Canthz_B

Joe will be ok if the Big Three die.
His motto is : “Have plunger, will travel.”

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:17 pm rating: 3

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#20 Walrus

Fuck tha police!

Nov 19, 2008 at 10:51 pm rating: 4 small thumbs up

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#20.1 claw71

…and Ren said it with authority.

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:52 am rating: 0

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#21 maude

I’m totally gonna get a sign like that for my Subaru.

Nov 19, 2008 at 11:01 pm rating: 1 small thumbs up

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#21.1 claw71

There are lesbian drug dealers?

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:52 am rating: 12
#21.2 Goldie

Subaru=lesbian? So, if I have always wanted to test-drive an Outback someday, what does this make me??

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:14 am rating: 1
#21.3 claw71

Bi-curious.

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:29 am rating: 12
#21.4 Mishee

Just make sure you leave your velcroband watch at home.

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:45 am rating: 2
#21.5 Ti O

Be sure to check out the Indigo girls special edition.

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:24 pm rating: 3

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#22 aaa

Is anyone else reminded of the episode of Reno 911 where they get the bitchin SUV and only drive one block before they run out of gas?

Nov 19, 2008 at 11:19 pm rating: 2 small thumbs up

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#23 hollow/caustic

A pity that the “My other ride is your mom” bumper sticker is cropped out of the bottom of the photo.

Nov 19, 2008 at 11:51 pm rating: 18 small thumbs up

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#24 so proud (/endsarcasm)

juuust when i start to get homesick for that damn city

Nov 19, 2008 at 11:59 pm rating: 2 small thumbs up

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#25 James

Other Tulsa PD property labels…

‘This used to be a drug dealer’s glock, now it’s ours’

‘This used to be a drug dealer’s pen, now it’s ours’

‘This used to be a drug dealer’s hat, now it’s ours’

‘This used to be a drug dealer’s crack-den, now it’s our daycare centre’

‘I used to be a drug dealer, now I’m a Tulsa police officer’

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:00 am rating: 29 small thumbs up

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#25.1 The Commish

“This used to be a drug dealer’s bottom bitch, now it’s our front desk supervisor”

Nov 20, 2008 at 3:28 pm rating: 6

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#26 Ron

When I used to go to college in Maine I saw a corvette stingray that said something to that effect as well (think it was at a dare booth). First thing I thought was, “all that is telling kids is that if you deal drugs you can get a sweet car like this.”

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:24 am rating: 17 small thumbs up

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#26.1 claw71

Kids from Maine wouldn’t be able to make that sort of connection. They’d look at a Corvette and say, “Yah cahn’t take that huntin now can yah?”

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:46 am rating: 10
#26.2 Goldie

Ahh, DARE. Teaching kids that it’s okay to do drugs since 1983.
Both my kids went through it, and both ended up completely disillusioned, because DARE tends to pile up the bullshit too high.
My youngest son’s last year in DARE, he came to me with a question. That day in school, each kid traced his or her hand on paper, made a cutout, wrote on the hand “I pledge not to drink, smoke or do drugs”, and then they all glued the cutouts to a poster. My son’s problem was that he’d added extra art on the reverse side of his hand cutout He traced the middle finger in bold red. He came to me asking if it could get him in trouble.

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:21 am rating: 1
#26.3 Mishee

DARE: Drugs Are Really Expensive

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:46 am rating: 10
#26.4 Ti O

Ah how mahny cords of wood cahn I fit in thare?

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:25 pm rating: 1
#26.5 Mishee

Ron – Was the car Lobster red?

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:28 pm rating: 0
#26.6 Juliet

DARE: Donuts Are Really Expensive

Nov 20, 2008 at 4:20 pm rating: 1
#26.7 what

D.A.R.E is about drug awareness, most of those kids just learn how to take them, the measurements, possibly even the ingredients. Yeah! let’s educate our youth in the proper use and deployment of narcotics.

GO D.A.R.E.!!!!

Dec 8, 2008 at 7:27 am rating: 0

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#27 matt bang

Hidden junkie GPS tracker in car + Advertising billboard on back of car saying “KILL ME” = some very dead cops

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:41 am rating: 5 small thumbs up

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#28 tawana

D*mn police bidded higher than me at auction …f*ckers

Nov 20, 2008 at 3:13 am rating: 0 small thumbs up

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#29 tawana

D*mn police bidded higher than me at auction …f*ckers and the dealer out already wit a Black Escalade now wut NEXT

Nov 20, 2008 at 3:14 am rating: 1 small thumbs up

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#29.1 Mishee

First off… no need to censor yourself here. We are adults and we swear (i.e. RB has a wonderful cunt…)… also… if you are gonna talk like that, go to ICHC.com…

(is “bidded” even a word?)

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:30 pm rating: 5
#29.2 Ti O

Yes it is. i.e. “you best be stayin outta my biddedness” and ” When RB is up in her lady biddedness it is a fucking beautiful thing to see.”

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:35 pm rating: 6
#29.3 park rose

bewdiful

Nov 21, 2008 at 9:02 am rating: 0

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#30 Tyler bang

I’m going to make sure the Tulsa police hit me without a reason, so I can change it to, “This used to be a Police car. Now it’s mine!”

…that or just go play Grand Theft Auto.

Nov 20, 2008 at 4:16 am rating: 10 small thumbs up

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#31 asdasd

this one is not up to par. where is the quality control?

Nov 20, 2008 at 6:08 am rating: 1 small thumbs up

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#31.1 Canthz_B

South-paw.

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:01 pm rating: 1

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#32 dare

Dear Tulsa PD,

Thanks for buying our Escalade at such a reasonable price! We seriously thought we were going to have to off-load it at cost. We hope you’re enjoying us and the cost of rising fuel, not to mention what those maintenance bills! Next time you see us tooling around in our Prius, make sure to wave!

Love,
The Drug Dealers

Nov 20, 2008 at 7:21 am rating: 15 small thumbs up

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#32.1 Finners

You are kidding, right? Gas in Tulsa is $1.67 a gallon at the moment.

(Rising gas prices my arse. They fell right back down again, as everyone with sense predicted.)

Nov 20, 2008 at 11:58 am rating: 0
#32.2 Mark

Yes, you’re right! Everything is fine now! Go back to your old ways, nothing will ever go wrong again! Gas will forever remain below $2/gal, even when there isn’t any left!

Nov 21, 2008 at 6:46 pm rating: 2
#32.3 Finners

Don’t be facetious. It’s fucking stupid.

Yeah, it’s likely to go back up. But not to what it was previously. Everyone banging on about high gas prices is a moron and needs to actually read some of the trade periodicals about how much oil there *actually* is left, and not just buy into all this scaremongering bullshit.

But oh! Sorry! It’s much easier to just make out that some people are evil and that’s what’s wrong with the world, rather than learning the facts!

Nov 21, 2008 at 9:01 pm rating: 0

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#33 Woman on the Verge bang

Why do I think the blacked out license plate reads: “Na na na na na” with a kid thumbing his nose in the middle?

Nov 20, 2008 at 7:41 am rating: 2 small thumbs up

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#34 Tulsa Chemist bang

damn it, I only stopped by dunkin donuts on a chemist delivery to pick up a HtChoc LG and a custard donut from Janet, and the cops hotwired my car and drove off.

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:27 am rating: 9 small thumbs up

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#35 Canadian Deadhead

I wonder if the car used to be a Chevy Malubu until it started taking those illegal steroids!

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:40 am rating: 6 small thumbs up

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#36 claw71 bang

Damn, and here I’ve been bribing my local po-po with cash like a sucker.

Nov 20, 2008 at 8:44 am rating: 1 small thumbs up

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#37 Mishee bang

I sure hope they checked in the tires and the gas tank before putting it out on the road.

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:48 am rating: 1 small thumbs up

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#38 Tisha___

Aww… it’s so nice to see my Oklahoma state tax dollars hard at work!

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:50 am rating: 0 small thumbs up

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#38.1 Frankie

Those letters cost maybe 3 bucks at the Hobby Lobby and you know it. They’re just pissed that they are still no where close to solving the ridiculous amounts of meth still in production here. This is like punching a nerd in the face for getting an F on your chemistry exam. Sure it feels good right now, but your still not passing the class.

Nov 20, 2008 at 11:05 am rating: 11

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#39 andipandi

At least they’ve used apostrophes correctly.

Nov 20, 2008 at 9:51 am rating: 0 small thumbs up

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#40 claw71 bang

Straight outta Tulsa
is a nigga that’ll drink all your mimosa
and stick a fork into your toaster

Dangerous motherfucker, you’ll got shocked
and the cherry on top: I’m a cop
See, I tried to be a pimp but that shit was deep
It’s hard to be a pimp when Okies fuck sheep
So I got a badge and a gun and I get paid
To drive around pimpin in the po-po Escalade.
We send a clear message about our law enforcement powers
This used to be a drug dealer’s car…now it’s ours.

Nov 20, 2008 at 10:18 am rating: 17 small thumbs up

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#40.1 Ti O

MC Claw representin’,
He’s out, PEACE!

Word to yer mother.

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:29 pm rating: 0
#40.2 Mishee

Why do I have to get word to my mother?

You see her more than I do!!!

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:31 pm rating: 2
#40.3 Canthz_B

claw in da hizouse! Run, DMC.

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:09 pm rating: 3

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#41 GhostWriter bang

“Yo Copper, I got this pearl Escalade, but it’s been running me some bills lately. Y’all know it’s mine, so you’re constantly trailing me, and the competition always knows where I am. Plus, I hate the clock.”

“So what, Rico? Sounds like your problem to me…”

“So, here’s my deal- you cops need to flex some muscle in south Tulsa- this Caddy is just the ticket for that. Plus, I’m currently in need of some firepower, and you guys are stitting on two dozen AR15 assault rifles from the Okie Patriot Militia raid.”

“Wait, we’re supposed to drive around Tulsa in your car? Everybody will think it’s you!”

“…already taken care of! Check out the sign- ‘it used to be mine, but now it’s yours.’”

“Vey clever, Rico. You got yourself a deal.”

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#42 Frankie bang

The economy is still mostly stellar here in Oklahoma and the drugs in reference are usually methamphetamines. These gangsas roll better than some of our local politicians. And considering we’re a red state… you know them crackers be ridin’ dirty.

Nov 20, 2008 at 10:55 am rating: 2 small thumbs up

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#42.1 Mishee

Frankie – since you live in a Red State my mom said I can’t be your friend anymore.

Nov 20, 2008 at 11:21 am rating: 3
#42.2 Goldie

I live in a swing state. You both can come on over. Bring your husbands. (thinks for a minute) Your parents are welcome too, Mishee, I’ll invite mine. Hey, that’s how we roll here in swing states.

Nov 20, 2008 at 11:41 am rating: 1
#42.3 Mishee

I live in a constant “Green State”

but that’s just the pot.

Nov 20, 2008 at 12:04 pm rating: 3
#42.4 Frankie

Since when do you do what your mom tells you to anyway Mish? Let’s go to Goldie’s house just to be safe though.

Nov 20, 2008 at 12:42 pm rating: 0
#42.5 Mishee

I may not listen to MY mom, but I have to listen to YOUR mom snoring all night.

You might want to have her get something done about that deviated septum. I mean, breathe right strips can only do so much!

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:06 pm rating: 0
#42.6 Canthz_B

I recently moved.
Does that mean I live in an altered state?

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:12 pm rating: 5
#42.7 Frankie

That depends CB. Did you move into Mishee’s car?

Nov 20, 2008 at 5:06 pm rating: 2
#42.8 Mishee

I was wondering what that pile of blankets in the backseat was this morning when I left for work. Good thing I am not driving it anymore.

CB – don’t try to start it. Its got a blown head gasket but I need it working to get the money!

(maybe I should just sell it to Tulsa PD – they would look hardcord cruising around in an ’84 Volvo Station Wagon! Totally sick wid it!!)

Nov 21, 2008 at 11:14 am rating: 0
#42.9 Canthz_B

*blown head*

Nov 21, 2008 at 7:54 pm rating: 0

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#43 Dennis Green

He was who we thought he was! A drug dealer! But he gave us an Escalade so we let him off the hook!

Nov 20, 2008 at 11:00 am rating: 0 small thumbs up

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#44 A$$ MASSUH

New meaning to “Rollin’ with the homies…”

Nov 20, 2008 at 12:18 pm rating: 1 small thumbs up

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#45 T.U.M.

So it’s OK to buy drugs, because I’m indirectly supporting my local sheriff.

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:08 pm rating: 15 small thumbs up

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#46 mark

Damn I was about to major in Drug Dealing but if they are going to take away our escalades then I think I will major in computer science.

Thanks for warning me Tulsa police.

Nov 20, 2008 at 1:54 pm rating: 3 small thumbs up

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#46.1 San Antonio Sue

Don’t major in computer science. Those jobs are all outsourcing to India, Mexico, etc. At least the drug dealer jobs aren’t going anywhere.

Nov 20, 2008 at 4:16 pm rating: 2

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#47 Andy

I can hear the drug dealers’ crys all the way from NC.

Nov 20, 2008 at 2:50 pm rating: 0 small thumbs up

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#48 Francois Tremblay

“We stole this car from a drug dealer, but we’re policemen so it’s okay! We do it for your own good, honest!”

Nov 20, 2008 at 3:07 pm rating: 4 small thumbs up

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#49 HolyHamstersBatman bang

Double major in Chemistry + Business = BA in dealing drugs.

The cops can totally have my car if they’ll give me my weed back.

Nov 20, 2008 at 7:52 pm rating: 2 small thumbs up

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#50 Cady

Nice!

Nov 20, 2008 at 10:57 pm rating: 0 small thumbs up

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#51 jodi

god damn it I left my crack in the back seat.

Nov 21, 2008 at 7:11 am rating: 0 small thumbs up

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#52 MW

Nice run-on sentence!

Nov 21, 2008 at 12:42 pm rating: 0 small thumbs up

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#53 Hoodlum

Fucking forfeiture laws. They suck. Seriously. Absolutely counter to the whole “innocent until proven guilty” concept. Hah! Found innocent? tough luck, your shit’s already been divvied up and sent to auction.

Nov 22, 2008 at 7:44 am rating: 3 small thumbs up

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#53.1 se

Bwa-ha-ha-ha, and you get to pay a fine that covers the gas for your confiscated vehicle for a year. Also lose your house if you own one.
As CB commented earlier, drive a hooptie.

Nov 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm rating: 0

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#54 Jaybird

maybe the drug dealer got a newer escalade and this one was a buy back

Nov 22, 2008 at 9:19 am rating: 1 small thumbs up

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#55 Narg

I don’t know what’s more passive aggressive, the SUV thing, or all the dumb comments about it here… hmmm….

Nov 25, 2008 at 2:25 pm rating: 0 small thumbs up

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#55.1 claw71

The SUV thing wasn’t very passive-aggressive at all, it was a confusing message. Most of these comments aren’t passive-aggressive…at least not when compared to your timely little gem.

Nov 25, 2008 at 4:32 pm rating: 4

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#56 design

Ha! This type of stuff used to happen all the time in Burbank California. The police were rollin on dubs!

Dec 1, 2008 at 9:21 pm rating: 0 small thumbs up

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#57 UNKNOWN420

WELL I THINK THOSE WHO SELL DRUGS SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL..
IF THEY ALL GET LOCKED UP FROM WHO AM I GONNA BUY SOME FROM.???

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#58 Spence

I live in Tulsa and I have seen this fucking car.

Here’s part of the story PAN didn’t know:
This car does belong to the T.P.D., however, it doesn’t often gallivant about town in a Suburbian-Midwestern drug-crackdown parade for itself. Some douchebag cop that lives in the neighborhood of a friend of mine leaves it parked at the edge of his driveway 24/7. Like a douche. [Did I mention that part?]

Maybe that cop should sell some of the coke he stole from the dealer to pay for gas for an Escalade?

Mar 5, 2009 at 3:50 am rating: 2 small thumbs up

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#59 smug alert

[...] related: so if i start selling drugs i can drive an escalade, too? [...]

May 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm rating: 0 small thumbs up

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