Comments on: So if I start selling drugs I can drive an Escalade, too?

By: smug alert

smug alert — Sun, 10 May 2009 21:00:55 +0000

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By: Spence

Spence — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:50:08 +0000

I live in Tulsa and I have seen this fucking car.

Here’s part of the story PAN didn’t know:
This car does belong to the T.P.D., however, it doesn’t often gallivant about town in a Suburbian-Midwestern drug-crackdown parade for itself. Some douchebag cop that lives in the neighborhood of a friend of mine leaves it parked at the edge of his driveway 24/7. Like a douche. [Did I mention that part?]

Maybe that cop should sell some of the coke he stole from the dealer to pay for gas for an Escalade?

By: UNKNOWN420

UNKNOWN420 — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:13:15 +0000

WELL I THINK THOSE WHO SELL DRUGS SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL..
IF THEY ALL GET LOCKED UP FROM WHO AM I GONNA BUY SOME FROM.???

By: what

what — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:27:53 +0000

D.A.R.E is about drug awareness, most of those kids just learn how to take them, the measurements, possibly even the ingredients. Yeah! let’s educate our youth in the proper use and deployment of narcotics.

GO D.A.R.E.!!!!

By: design

design — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:21:09 +0000

Ha! This type of stuff used to happen all the time in Burbank California. The police were rollin on dubs!

By: claw71

claw71 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:32:49 +0000

The SUV thing wasn’t very passive-aggressive at all, it was a confusing message. Most of these comments aren’t passive-aggressive…at least not when compared to your timely little gem.

By: Narg

Narg — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:25:11 +0000

I don’t know what’s more passive aggressive, the SUV thing, or all the dumb comments about it here… hmmm….

By: Narg

Narg — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:21:29 +0000

I believe they are “sharing it with the class.” The vehicle now provides services for the community does it not? In this case, I think bragging is very well accepted.

By: se

se — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:42:27 +0000

Bwa-ha-ha-ha, and you get to pay a fine that covers the gas for your confiscated vehicle for a year. Also lose your house if you own one.
As CB commented earlier, drive a hooptie.

By: Jaybird

Jaybird — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:19:41 +0000

maybe the drug dealer got a newer escalade and this one was a buy back

By: Hoodlum

Hoodlum — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:44:56 +0000

Fucking forfeiture laws. They suck. Seriously. Absolutely counter to the whole “innocent until proven guilty” concept. Hah! Found innocent? tough luck, your shit’s already been divvied up and sent to auction.

By: Finners

Finners — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:01:03 +0000

Don’t be facetious. It’s fucking stupid.

Yeah, it’s likely to go back up. But not to what it was previously. Everyone banging on about high gas prices is a moron and needs to actually read some of the trade periodicals about how much oil there *actually* is left, and not just buy into all this scaremongering bullshit.

But oh! Sorry! It’s much easier to just make out that some people are evil and that’s what’s wrong with the world, rather than learning the facts!

By: Xtroll

Xtroll — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:37:25 +0000

Yo, Did You Knot No Tay Had The Drug Dealer Putt The Decaels On The Kar Allso

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:54:38 +0000

*blown head*