do that to me one more time…

November 23rd, 2008 · 114 comments

the most passive-aggressive thing about this note? well, our submitter admits: “i do play soundtracks just to annoy him. maybe next time he shouldn’t dance with other people’s significant others at the office holiday party.”

do that to me one more time...

related: it was an ironic dance party, okay?

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FILED UNDER: massachusetts · music · office · p.s. · touching


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114 responses so far ↓

  • #1   nasoccermom

    what he means is don’t touch his SVB memorabilia or his ANDREW stencil set.

    Nov 23, 2008 at 12:10 pm   rating: +17  

    • #1.1   hall monitor

      I can see how the Starland Vocal Band wouldn’t get annoying.

      Hall Monitor

      Nov 23, 2008 at 2:13 pm   rating: +6  

       
     
  • #2   bean

    Me thinks Andrew needs a little more afternoon delight in his days…

    Nov 23, 2008 at 12:15 pm   rating: +8  

    • #2.1   Timo

      and Charles in charge of his nights.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 4:41 pm   rating: +32  

       
     
  • #3   Betty

    The submitter sounds way more passive-aggressive than Andrew … unless Andrew was only dancing with the submitter’s significant other as a vendetta for something the submitter did earlier. Anyone else think that there’s potential for a movie here?

    Nov 23, 2008 at 12:18 pm   rating: +32  

    • #3.1   Tmarie

      I think when the submitter finally dumps his philandering, dancing girlfriend, we should set him up with Michelle.

      Those showtunes are FUCKING DELICIOUS.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 12:35 pm   rating: +3  

       
    • #3.2   cre8tivewmn

      Definitely a movie here. Coming soon:

      Passive-aggressive vendetta

      (Not the greatest title, but the best I could come up with so far.)

      I feel we need some clarification about the Hairspray CD. Is it original Broadway cast, Ricki Lake version, or John Travolta version?

      Nov 23, 2008 at 1:04 pm   rating: +3  

       
    • #3.3   HolyHamstersBatman

      I’m guessing every different version he can get his hands on. He has probably been alternating them out just as added aggravation.

      Andrew: *oh thank god, hes changing cd’s..*

      -oh oh oh woke up today feeling the way I always do..oh oh oh-

      Andrew: *MOTHERFUCKER!*

      Nov 23, 2008 at 1:30 pm   rating: +28  

       
    • #3.4   LeMiz

      Tmarie who says the Sig Other is a she!?

      Oops Secondsout has already stated what appears to be the obvious.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 4:07 pm   rating: +2  

       
    • #3.5   Pedant

      Anyone order a unitard for Tmarie?…

      Nov 24, 2008 at 6:27 am   rating: +5  

       
    • #3.6   Jahzzie

      HHB, I think “MOTHERFUCKER!” Is a little too butch of a response for Andrew.

      Nov 24, 2008 at 4:42 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #3.7   HolyHamstersBatman

      how about

      “That bitch!.. but oh my god his shoes are fabulous”

      Nov 24, 2008 at 10:37 pm   rating: +2  

       
     
  • #4   you suck at craigslist

    Time to break out the Barry Manilow playlist!

    Nov 23, 2008 at 12:22 pm   rating: +6  

     
  • #5   secondsout

    This guy fights with the power of Broadway musical soundtracks? The other guy likes Captain and Tenille? Not to dwell on stereotypes, but I’m guessing that the SOs this guy was dancing with were also men.

    Nov 23, 2008 at 12:25 pm   rating: +41  

     
  • #6   secondsout

    It’s not often that I would quote Married with Children, but:

    Marcy: Al, we’ve got an extra ticket to see Captain and Tenille Unplugged. Do you want to go?

    Al: Wait ’til they’re on life support, and I’d be happy to see them unplugged.

    Nov 23, 2008 at 12:28 pm   rating: +33  

     
  • #7   aaa

    Andrew, dude, you like Captain and Tenille. Who the fuck do you think is going to touch your shit?

    Nov 23, 2008 at 12:42 pm   rating: +8  

    • #7.1   secondsout

      My guess is that the bit about Captain and Tenille is a joke. The idea being the implication that Hairspray is so annoying that C&T is a step up. That, or they’re both steeped in shitty taste.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 4:55 pm   rating: +14  

       
    • #7.2   harmonicpies

      I don’t know, secondsout, the kind of man that signs his name with 70’s style graphic design lettering might actually prefer to boogie with C&T.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 5:09 pm   rating: +4  

       
    • #7.3   bean

      The man who dances with another dude’s man and then turns around and tells him to keep his hands off of his stuff, most likely means it

      Nov 23, 2008 at 6:22 pm   rating: +4  

       
    • #7.4   aaa

      Hmmm, I’m conflicted. It might be a joke, but PA note writers are notoriously unfunny (Remember the Kerry’s neighbors with the Satan baby fiasco?). On the other hand, there are a lot PA note writers who are so deadly serious that it’s freaking hilarious.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 10:08 pm   rating: +4  

       
     
  • #8   amy d

    Andrew so clearly points out that different people have different musical tastes but then requests that the roommate(?) play music that he likes? Does he not see the hypocrisy?

    Sidenote: I totally wore my hair like Tenille when I was young. The cut was actually called the “Dorothy Hammil”. Maybe they went to the same stylist?

    Nov 23, 2008 at 12:47 pm   rating: +3  

    • #8.1   aaa

      Holy crap, I feel so utterly young now. :(

      (Yes, I do find that to be a bad thing. I’m not so fond of the ignorant shenanigans that my peer group is associated with…)

      Nov 23, 2008 at 12:54 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #8.2   HS

      Holy Crap! I had that same freaking hairdo!

      Nov 23, 2008 at 4:40 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #8.3   Bunnee

      Ditto on the hairstyle…

      Nov 23, 2008 at 10:15 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #8.4   secondsout

      Most of the way down this gallery of Olan Mills photos, you’ll see a young girl with the Dorothy Hammill haircut. Was it amy_d, HS, or Bunnee? I’m guessing amy_d.

      Nov 24, 2008 at 3:36 am   rating: +2  

       
    • #8.5   Kansas girl

      I *loved* “Muskrat Love” (hey, I was in 4th grade) and I *wanted* that hairstyle, but my hair is incapable of looking like that. Instead I got a perm, which was not so good. I don’t remember what it looked like, but the second (and final) time I got one, it made me look like Richard Simmons. Which is why I’ve never done it again, obviously.

      Anyway, Team Andrew. If you and your SO need to dance only with each other, don’t go to a party. Stay home and dance with each other. If you need that and your SO doesn’t, then Andrew is not the problem here, as Karey observed.

      Nov 24, 2008 at 11:15 am   rating: +1  

       
    • #8.6   Bunnee

      Not it….Although I do have several Olan Mills pics like those from that era. Yes, my mother bought the “value” package and we eventually ran out of sibling combos to appear in the pictures. I ended up having to take my dog to get her picture taken at frikkin’ Olan Mills….*sigh*

      Nov 24, 2008 at 11:38 am   rating: 0  

       
    • #8.7   Woman on the Verge

      I had the ‘do… and I actually went to a Captain and Tennille concert. I also saw Tony Orlando and Dawn and Sonny and Cher. No wonder I’m so passive-aggressive now.

      Nov 24, 2008 at 4:16 pm   rating: +1  

       
     
  • #9   Fresca

    Team Andrew– submitter sounds far more PA. Since when is it a crime to dance with somebody’s significant other at a public event? Sheesh, subbie has jealousy issues. Can’t say I’d blame Andrew if subbie finds his/her Hairspray CD inexplicably missing sometime soon….

    Nov 23, 2008 at 12:49 pm   rating: +17  

    • #9.1   aaa

      Even if he weren’t PA or jealous, he still deserves a smashed Hairspray CD. I mean, it’s Hairspray…

      Nov 23, 2008 at 12:56 pm   rating: +2  

       
    • #9.2   Polly Prissypants

      Seconded. The submitter sounds like a clingy control freak.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 4:06 pm   rating: +2  

       
     
  • #10   Karey

    Shouldn’t this issue be taken up with the significant other? Or are SO’s objects, and dance with whoever wants to dance with them because they have no say in what they’re doing?

    Nov 23, 2008 at 12:54 pm   rating: +13  

    • #10.1   aaa

      Well yeah, everybody knows that. Otherwise, on Cheaters and Jerry Springer, they’d be confronting their SO instead of beating the crap out of the other man/woman. I mean, it’s not like you’d actually want to talk to your SO or treat them like an intelligent adult human or anything.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 1:09 pm   rating: +7  

       
    • #10.2   Lorelie

      Well Real Dolls do have their limitations.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 8:51 pm   rating: +13  

       
     
  • #11   agatha christie

    I love how “P.S. Don’t touch my stuff” was added in tiny letters in the corner, as if Andrew was thinking, “Well, hell, since I’m already dictating his musical choices, I might as well launch a preemptive strike against potential filching of my stuff!” I think Andrew has control issues.

    Nov 23, 2008 at 1:02 pm   rating: +8  

     
  • #12   aaa

    Oh dear, Andrew’s note only has one grammatical error. (”Not everyone like showtunes…”) You know, when it comes to errors in PA notes, you need to either do it right or not do it at all. If you’re not gonna go whole hog, then better damn well be perfect.

    Nov 23, 2008 at 1:04 pm   rating: +2  

    • #12.1   aaa

      Er, that should be “then it better damn well be perfect.” Jeez, can’t even follow my own damn rules…

      Nov 23, 2008 at 1:40 pm   rating: +3  

       
     
  • #13   se

    WTF, Hairspray showtunes, SVB, Captain and Tenille? If I lived next to these two, I’d have to blast some Glen Danzig and go strangle both of them.

    Nov 23, 2008 at 1:06 pm   rating: +5  

     
  • #14   Canthz_B

    Because nothing is better for your mental well-being than listening to “Muskrat Love” eighteen times a night.

    Nov 23, 2008 at 1:18 pm   rating: +15  

    • #14.1   HolyHamstersBatman

      Frankly, I’m surprised that this has culminated in JUST a note. I mean, Andrew should be commended for being able to stay this passive and minimal on the aggressive. Though his serial killer like handwriting does indeed suggest that this doesn’t bode well for his mental health.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 2:02 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #14.2   PercussionQueen7

      My friend and I actually sang Muskrat Love at a wedding this summer… People liked it!

      Nov 23, 2008 at 2:02 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #14.3   aaa

      The wedding consisted entirely of Andrews? How bizarre!

      Nov 23, 2008 at 8:36 pm   rating: +2  

       
     
  • #15   HolyHamstersBatman

    I love how ANDREW signed his name in capital block letters. I mean, its totally awesome..if you’re in 6th grade. Is it an attempt to make himself also appear big and burly, or was the goal to say “No but seriously, I’m a cool dude..like we should totally jam to SVB together k?”

    Nov 23, 2008 at 1:23 pm   rating: +5  

    • #15.1   MoxieHart

      It’s the same signature from his 6th grade Trapper-Keeper.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 9:00 pm   rating: +11  

       
     
  • #16   Canthz_B

    Bob Dole: “Where is the shame?”

    Nov 23, 2008 at 1:23 pm   rating: +1  

     
  • #17   Yack

    team kill them both

    Nov 23, 2008 at 1:24 pm   rating: +26  

     
  • #18   Canthz_B

    It’s going to take more than love to keep these dudes together.

    Nov 23, 2008 at 1:25 pm   rating: +18  

    • #18.1   harmonicpies

      Well, the men will come and the men will go. But my momma told me, “You’d better shop around.”

      Nov 23, 2008 at 4:51 pm   rating: +3  

       
     
  • #19   Canthz_B

    I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that there’s no Parliament or Ohio Players music lying about their apartment. But there may be some Village People “classics”.

    Nov 23, 2008 at 1:38 pm   rating: +2  

    • #19.1   LeMiz

      CB at best maybe some Anita Baker or Weather girls. I would say probably Streisand, Bette Midler and Liza Minelli are the heavy showings in their hit parades.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 4:23 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #19.2   Sue Do Nim

      Cher. Definitely Cher.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 11:09 pm   rating: +3  

       
    • #19.3   Canthz_B

      LOL, I totally missed the diva angle!

      Shows what I know!

      Thanks, LeMiz & Sue. ;-)

      Nov 23, 2008 at 11:23 pm   rating: +2  

       
     
  • #20   HolyHamstersBatman

    Are these guys co-workers, roommates, or both? I’d love it if they are roommates and the submitter talked Andrew into coming to the office party with he and his SO, only to get pissed when they ditched him to dance together. Double score if they are both though. Imagine the submitter playing hairspray round the clock at work and at home.

    Nov 23, 2008 at 1:56 pm   rating: +2  

     
  • #21   S.

    What’s he gonna lose if you play it one more time? I’d play is one more time to find out what “it” he will lose….

    Nov 23, 2008 at 2:10 pm   rating: +1  

    • #21.1   Amanda

      “Do it to me one more time - once is never enough - with a man like you.” T.

      Nov 24, 2008 at 6:29 pm   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #22   Uulargh ofthe Prairie

    Do you suppose ANDREW always signs his name that way?

    as to the P.S.
    “Lighten Up Francis.”

    Nov 23, 2008 at 2:29 pm   rating: +4  

    • #22.1   LeMiz

      I see your bike and it is in the basement of the Alamo.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 5:13 pm   rating: +3  

       
    • #22.2   Brian

      Wrong Francis. I believe that was a Stripes reference.

      Nov 23, 2008 at 6:50 pm   rating: +1  

       
     
  • #23   Julia

    I don’t know. I can identify with the guy. If your roommate doesn’t like your music, what’s wrong with listening to it through headphones?

    Nov 23, 2008 at 4:23 pm   rating: +2  

    • #23.1   AuntyBron

      That would defeat the purpose of deliberately playing it to piss him off.

      Nov 24, 2008 at 12:04 am   rating: +1  

       
    • #23.2   Julia

      True that … but it works both ways. If my roommate plays some shitty music, I’ll put on headphones and listen to my own to drown it out.

      Nov 24, 2008 at 4:58 am   rating: 0  

       
    • #23.3   oberdada

      Yea, having lived with a roommate that likes to blast annoying gay music randomly throughout the day and night, I can say that I sympathize some with Andrew, the submitter should use some damn headphones.

      Nov 24, 2008 at 12:04 pm   rating: +1  

       
     
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