how’d you like to be flatmates with dianne in london? cos i’m thinking there just might be an opening soon…
related: clarifying motion #2
how’d you like to be flatmates with dianne in london? cos i’m thinking there just might be an opening soon…
related: clarifying motion #2
FILED UNDER: bathroom · drizzunk · hygiene · london · roommates · spitting · u.k.
72 responses so far ↓
#1
Tee

i heart moothwash
Nov 30, 2008 at 8:48 pm rating: +12 
#2
Canthz_B

Mouthwash is a long way to go to avoid liquor taxes, but at least no one can call him a smelly drunk.
Nov 30, 2008 at 8:55 pm rating: +4 
#3
Canthz_B

Our writer is a recycler. Why, even his/her mouthwash is Green!
Nov 30, 2008 at 8:57 pm rating: +6 
#4
eddy

Well, at least we know the answer to the eternal question with Dianne.
Nov 30, 2008 at 8:59 pm rating: +8 
#5
Wade

If that’s the mouthwash bottle in front of the note, I have a feeling that saliva will have little effect on it, since it looks like it will expire in the year 290,511.
Nov 30, 2008 at 9:09 pm rating: +8 
#6
Sue Do Nim

Maybe the person whom uses the mouthwash spits in it, too.
Nov 30, 2008 at 9:50 pm rating: +23 
#7
Mishee

Ewww, that’s not even really mouthwash, either. That looks like this nasty prescription shit that my husband got from the dentist after a root canal.
Who would use that willingly???
Nov 30, 2008 at 10:05 pm rating: +1 
#8
BurstingAtTheSeams

P.S. That is, I used to spit in it when I got drunk, but seeing as how somebody else has been drinking it, there’s not enough mouthwash left for me to even get tipsy.
Nov 30, 2008 at 10:21 pm rating: +3 
#9
Thanks!

I say if someone is at my house and needs mouthwash, be my guest. Really it is not that expensive and it is always nice, no great, to be fresh.
Nov 30, 2008 at 11:30 pm rating: 0 
#10
aaa

Wouldn’t the antiseptic effects of the mouthwash’s high alcohol content destroy any of the nasty shit that’d be floating around in Dianne’s saliva? So really, the mouthwash wouldn’t really be nasty since any of the spit in there would already be sterile.
Dec 1, 2008 at 12:10 am rating: 0 
#11
Alfred

That mouthwash was fucking delicious.
Lolz.
Dec 1, 2008 at 12:54 am rating: +1 
#12
secondsout

“Whomever” has been teaching you the difference between subjects and objects has failed you.
Dec 1, 2008 at 12:56 am rating: +13 
#13
secondsout

So I’m guessing I shouldn’t kiss Dianne, given that she gargles her own spit.
Dec 1, 2008 at 12:58 am rating: +8 
#14
chekur

Meh, it’s all the same spit, right? Except now it’s got a hint of minty freshness!
Dec 1, 2008 at 2:11 am rating: 0 
#15
snee

that little polka dotted cup is making me dizzy. i may have to spit up–QUICK! GET ME THE MOOTHWASH BOTTLE!
Dec 1, 2008 at 3:00 am rating: +2 
#16
Mark

Love the whoMever…. and the moothwash….
Dec 1, 2008 at 4:06 am rating: 0 
#17
Goldie

Whomever has been using my touthbrush should know that when i’m drunk i sometimes pleasure myself with the bristly goodness.
Yes, anally too.
HA!
Dec 1, 2008 at 5:11 am rating: +5 
#18
Nacey

I love that she went to the trouble of using those blendy-pens to write the note. Pretty!
Dec 1, 2008 at 7:52 am rating: 0 
#19
Olson

I’m sad that she’s so drunk that she gargles with Robitussin.
Get help, girl.
Dec 1, 2008 at 8:08 am rating: +2 
#20
Ti O

Sometimes when I am really drunk I leave PAN notes for my roomies with random capitals and lisping stories of Mooths and Squirrels.
Dec 1, 2008 at 9:42 am rating: +4 
#21
You Suck at Craigslist

You know you’re desperate if you’re drinking mouthwash and Robitussin to get drunk. The next step is drinking the cooking wine despite the salt content. After that, it’s just a short hop to the antifreeze.
Dec 1, 2008 at 10:32 am rating: +3 
#22
unholyghost2003
