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And I’m singing “uh oh” on a Friday night

November 30th, 2008 · 77 comments

How’d you like to be flatmates with Dianne in London? Cos I’m thinking there just might be an opening soon…

Whomever has been using my mouthwash should know that when I'm drink i sometimes spit back into the bottle. HA!

related: clarifying motion #2

FILED UNDER: bathroom · drizzunk · hygiene · London · roommates · spitting · U.K.

77 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Tee

    i heart moothwash

    Nov 30, 2008 at 8:48 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   anglophile bang

      It’s perfect for those times my meeth get that not-so-fresh feeling.

      Nov 30, 2008 at 9:08 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #1.2   secondsout bang

      Maybe she’s Canadian. After she has been oot and aboot drinking, she uses the moothwash. That could be the case, but I doot it.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 12:59 am   rating: 29  small thumbs up

    • #1.3   snee bang

      get hosed, eh! :wink:

      Dec 1, 2008 at 2:49 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #2   Canthz_B bang

    Mouthwash is a long way to go to avoid liquor taxes, but at least no one can call him a smelly drunk.

    Nov 30, 2008 at 8:55 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Lilly

      For some reason your comment reminds me of the alcoholic woman on an episode of Intervention who drank bottles of Costco size mouthwash. *shudders*

      Dec 1, 2008 at 12:39 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #2.2   Canthz_B bang

      That’s still better than Kitty Dukakis’ Windex Happy Hours! :-)

      Dec 1, 2008 at 1:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #3   Canthz_B bang

    Our writer is a recycler. Why, even his/her mouthwash is Green!

    Nov 30, 2008 at 8:57 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #4   eddy

    Well, at least we know the answer to the eternal question with Dianne.

    Nov 30, 2008 at 8:59 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Sue Do Nim

      She doesn’t swallow?

      Dec 1, 2008 at 12:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #4.2   fink

      she doesn’t swallow when she’s drunk, at the very least

      Dec 1, 2008 at 12:40 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #4.3   snee bang

      but, does she spit the spunk back in the punk?

      yep, whole new question.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 3:04 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

  • #5   Wade bang

    If that’s the mouthwash bottle in front of the note, I have a feeling that saliva will have little effect on it, since it looks like it will expire in the year 290,511.

    Nov 30, 2008 at 9:09 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Canthz_B bang

      If that’s the mouthwash, we’re talking about some wicked halitosis!

      Nov 30, 2008 at 9:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #5.2   nasoccermom

      I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there Wade. The bottle clearly expires in the year 278A.

      Nov 30, 2008 at 9:30 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #5.3   Wade bang

      Maybe, nasoccermom. But I think that is the lot number. ;)

      It could be that it expires on the 29th of May, 2011, but that seems precise to the point of anal retentive.

      Then again, the English are nothing if not precise. :)

      Nov 30, 2008 at 9:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #5.4   fink

      I’m pretty sure that’s a bottle of Robitussin. Mouthwash is behind the note… looks to be blue Listerine.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 12:42 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #5.5   Canthz_B bang

      It is Robitussin, and lot number is above expiration date on their labels.

      Not that I’m AR, I just happen to have a bottle on my night stand.
      Not an exact match, mind you, but close enough. to match the “EXP” marking to the photo.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 1:29 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #5.6   anglophile bang

      Oh, CB, if you’re that desperate, I’ll send you a case of Ripple or something. Please, please, don’t drink yourself to sleep with Robitussin.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 4:56 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #5.7   Canthz_B bang

      I really miss the old Vicks Formula 44 w/codeine.
      It made you dream in Technicolor.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 1:17 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #5.8   Clumber bang

      No, dear. It was always YOU that makes us dream in technicolor.

      The Vicks +codeine just makes it difficult to remember….

      Dec 2, 2008 at 9:56 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #6   Sue Do Nim

    Maybe the person whom uses the mouthwash spits in it, too.

    Nov 30, 2008 at 9:50 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

  • #7   Mishee bang

    Ewww, that’s not even really mouthwash, either. That looks like this nasty prescription shit that my husband got from the dentist after a root canal.

    Who would use that willingly???

    Nov 30, 2008 at 10:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   matt bang

      Judging by the look of what’s in the bottle, it looks more like a blood sample to me. This clearly shows the PAN leaver’s bloody backwash and betrays their vampirish tendencies. I’m on team: drive-a-stake-through-their-heart to stop these nightly vampire binges

      Nov 30, 2008 at 11:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #7.2   Goldie

      Are you kidding, Mishee? Root canal prescription shit is good. Of course, it may be nothing to you spoiled Californians, with your legal pot, but the rest of us have to survive on happy pills.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 3:49 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #8   BurstingAtTheSeams

    P.S. That is, I used to spit in it when I got drunk, but seeing as how somebody else has been drinking it, there’s not enough mouthwash left for me to even get tipsy.

    Nov 30, 2008 at 10:21 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #9   Thanks!

    I say if someone is at my house and needs mouthwash, be my guest. Really it is not that expensive and it is always nice, no great, to be fresh.

    Nov 30, 2008 at 11:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #10   aaa

    Wouldn’t the antiseptic effects of the mouthwash’s high alcohol content destroy any of the nasty shit that’d be floating around in Dianne’s saliva? So really, the mouthwash wouldn’t really be nasty since any of the spit in there would already be sterile.

    Dec 1, 2008 at 12:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   HairySwede

      Dianne apparently doesn’t really understand the concept of mouthwash sterilizing all the nasty shit that i in saliva to make her mouth so fresh and so clean clean.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 1:32 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #10.2   cre8tivewmn

      It’s good enough for Dianne, apparently, so why wouldn’t it good enough for her roommates?

      Dec 1, 2008 at 11:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #10.3   Bunnee

      The burn lets you know it’s working!

      Dec 1, 2008 at 12:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #11   Alfred

    That mouthwash was fucking delicious.


    Dec 1, 2008 at 12:54 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   puppy dog

      All hail Alfred – the one joke wonder

      Dec 1, 2008 at 1:15 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #11.2   snee bang


      Dec 1, 2008 at 3:12 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #11.3   Alfred

      My joke was fucking delicious!


      Dec 1, 2008 at 5:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #11.4   tinkerbell2

      Keep drinking the mouthwash, Alfred.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 7:23 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #11.5   aaa

      Just mouthwash? I think he might need some Robitussin, too.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 9:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #11.6   Pedant bang

      Can we find the unitard for Alfred please? Who had to wear it last? Matt maybe?

      Dec 1, 2008 at 9:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #11.7   Woman on the Verge bang

      I think Alfred already has it. I think he wants to keep it. Creepy, huh?

      Dec 1, 2008 at 7:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #12   secondsout bang

    “Whomever” has been teaching you the difference between subjects and objects has failed you.

    Dec 1, 2008 at 12:56 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   pgn674

      A quick and easy way to tell the difference is to try “me” and “I” in place of the “whom” and “who” you’re debating. If “me” works better, use “whom” (to remember this, note that both words have an “m” in them). Likewise, “I” maps to “who” (note the lack of “m” in both words). In this case, “I have been using…” works best.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 1:41 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #12.2   Canthz_B bang

      Methinks that is a good rule of thumb, pgn674! ;-)

      Dec 1, 2008 at 1:48 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #12.3   Betty White

      PGN674 describes why I failed english grammer in HS.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 6:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #12.4   Bunnee

      How did you do in spelling, Betty?

      Dec 1, 2008 at 6:32 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #12.5   Chinchillazilla bang

      I’m going to guess she didn’t do very wall.

      (That ‘a’ was out of a job since the ‘e’ is up there.)

      Dec 2, 2008 at 2:28 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #13   secondsout bang

    So I’m guessing I shouldn’t kiss Dianne, given that she gargles her own spit.

    Dec 1, 2008 at 12:58 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   snee bang

      why does she spit into her own moothwash? drunk must equal stupid and gross in dianne’s little corner of london. for the love of all that’s minty fresh, SPIT IT OUT!

      Dec 1, 2008 at 2:55 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #13.2   Commentator

      She spits back into the moothwash so she can re-use it. A bottle lasts much longer if you do this.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 10:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #14   chekur

    Meh, it’s all the same spit, right? Except now it’s got a hint of minty freshness!

    Dec 1, 2008 at 2:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #15   snee bang

    that little polka dotted cup is making me dizzy. i may have to spit up–QUICK! GET ME THE MOOTHWASH BOTTLE!

    Dec 1, 2008 at 3:00 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #16   Mark

    Love the whoMever…. and the moothwash….

    Dec 1, 2008 at 4:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Andy

      My old roommate used to always say “him and I” and “her and I”. Sounds pretty retarded to my ears naturally, but falls under the same category of “totally inappropriate use of pronouns to sound proper”… and stupid.

      But whom am I to judge?

      Dec 1, 2008 at 10:35 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #17   Goldie

    Whomever has been using my touthbrush should know that when i’m drunk i sometimes pleasure myself with the bristly goodness.
    Yes, anally too.

    Dec 1, 2008 at 5:11 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   snee bang


      Dec 1, 2008 at 5:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #17.2   anglophile bang

      You should consider keeping a separate toothbrush for that, Goldie.

      Because, you know, the firm ones aren’t so good for your teeth.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 6:15 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #17.3   Andy

      Applying the toothbrush directly to your butthole – nice! Way to cut out the middle man (toilet) and the magic of airborne feces.

      That’s right, magic. Poop flying has to be considered a form of sorcery conjured up by the porcelain god.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 11:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #17.4   Goldie

      Sometimes when I’m drunk, I pray to the porcelain god to send me a softer toothbrush.

      Dec 1, 2008 at 12:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #18   Nacey

    I love that she went to the trouble of using those blendy-pens to write the note. Pretty!

    Dec 1, 2008 at 7:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #19   Olson

    I’m sad that she’s so drunk that she gargles with Robitussin.
    Get help, girl.

    Dec 1, 2008 at 8:08 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #20   Ti O

    Sometimes when I am really drunk I leave PAN notes for my roomies with random capitals and lisping stories of Mooths and Squirrels.

    Dec 1, 2008 at 9:42 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #21   You Suck at Craigslist

    You know you’re desperate if you’re drinking mouthwash and Robitussin to get drunk. The next step is drinking the cooking wine despite the salt content. After that, it’s just a short hop to the antifreeze.

    Dec 1, 2008 at 10:32 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Mishee bang

      Only the best wines from the French countryside employ the use of anti-freeze to make their wine.

      Just hope they don’t put in too much, because you could go blind!

      Dec 1, 2008 at 1:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #22   unholyghost2003 bang

    That is amazing devotion to oral hygiene. When I am drunk I think I am doing well to put my PJs on rather than just sleeping in my undies. I can’t imagine remembering to rinse with mouthwash.

    Unless she only uses mouthwash when drunk … which begs the question; does she floss stoned?

    Dec 1, 2008 at 10:45 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

  • #23   JoelWhy

    She spits? Sounds like she’d make for a lousy girlfriend…

    Dec 1, 2008 at 12:28 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #24   Shuni

    If I saw taht I’d be so tempted to leave a note saying

    “Really? Me too!”

    Dec 1, 2008 at 3:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #25   Holiday Djinn

    It could be worse for her roomate. She could be using the mouthwash as a douche, and then puts it back in the bottle. :-D

    Dec 1, 2008 at 4:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #26   Jerkface

    I think it’s an empty warning; she’s just saying that to stop people from using it.

    Good job on the Kate Nash reference!

    Dec 1, 2008 at 5:53 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Josi

      I was wondering if anyone else would pick up on the awesome Kate Nash-ness!

      Dec 5, 2008 at 3:12 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #27   octavius

    No hairs in the combs, no pink crust around the cap of the Robitussin. This looks very clean for a London bathroom. The strangely 70s colour scheme makes me wonder if it has one of those shag pile toilet seat covers so popular in those days.

    Dec 1, 2008 at 9:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #28   BiBiVirtue

    I’m with Dianne. Corsodyl is expensive mouthwash (around £4 a bottle) and it drove me crazy when my housemates used mine. It also drives me nuts that they use my toothpaste when I bought them their own as an apology for borrowing theirs a couple of times. *cry*

    Dec 4, 2008 at 5:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #29   jen

    i think i WOULD consider the roommate offer, because a) england is way cooler than germany b) she has good taste, i checked out her photoalbum c) her best friend looks a lot like me and seems really nice too :P

    Dec 8, 2008 at 3:29 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #30   Alice

    I admit I haven’t read ALL the comments because there are quite a few, but can I point out the misused accusative in the note?

    Should be “whoever”, surely.

    Jan 3, 2009 at 3:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #31   sara

    Thank you for the Kate Nash reference. It made my day.

    I heart Kate.

    Mar 16, 2009 at 10:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #32   Tadpole

    Wow. A “passive- aggressive note” that is ACTUALLY passive-aggressive.

    I can’t believe it. I think that for a moment the writers of this blog must have lost their focus, which was to never post a genuinely passive-aggressive note ever.

    I’m flabbergasted.

    Mar 21, 2009 at 9:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   PANU bang

      If you are seeking P-A notes, but don’t think this site has them, then why even visit? More importantly, why post?

      Mar 21, 2009 at 11:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #32.2   Canthz_B bang

      Because someone has gasted his precious flabber?

      Mar 22, 2009 at 11:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #33   spit & vinegar

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    May 3, 2009 at 12:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up


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