Spotted in the basement of a New Jersey church where people play bingo all the time. Adds submitter Yamis: “I guess we know the demographics of the crowd.”
![IF YOUR [sic] COLD WEAR A COAT. IF YOUR [sic] HOT TAKE IT OFF. IT YOU GET HOT FLASHES WEAR LESS. -THE GENERAL](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2102/2375656525_b713cde49c.jpg "IF YOUR [sic] COLD WEAR A COAT. IF YOUR [sic] HOT TAKE IT OFF. IT YOU GET HOT FLASHES WEAR LESS. -THE GENERAL")
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61 responses so far ↓
#1
djr
“your”
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:17 pm rating: +3
#2
Mark
Yeah! Take it off! Wear less! Yeah!
…oh wait, these are grannies. I rescind my comment.
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:20 pm rating: +16
#3
Canthz_B
Menopausal women rule!!
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:23 pm rating: +4
#4
Maude
Ladies over 60: The General commands you to show some skin.
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:25 pm rating: +23
#5
Nix
But for the love of Christ, don’t expose any cleavage, or I might have to learn the proper use of the word “your” as opposed to “you’re”.
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:26 pm rating: +8
#6
Emma
OMFG that’s from my church! We have a lot annoying folks (not just grannies) who are pains in the ass.
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:32 pm rating: +7
#7
georgie
How many times do I gotta go over this?
your – not correct
you’re – correct
Practice people, practice.
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:36 pm rating: +1
#8
claw71
Not only did “Stormin” Norman Schwartzkopf fare poorly in his English and compositions courses, he never really paid attention to the sensitivity training mandated by the Army shortly after he assumed his first command.
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:36 pm rating: +25
#9
T.U.M.
If your hat flashes, you want the coal mine down the road.
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:46 pm rating: +31
#10
MW
I have no problem with bingo cleavage. It gives you an advantage over the men who can see.
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:50 pm rating: +6
#11
MoxieHart
There’s no question about it, if these memaws and pepaws are playing bingo then you know they’re hot. Sexy bitches.
Team Sofia Petrillo.
Dec 8, 2008 at 2:59 pm rating: +9
#12
Canthz_B
If the General fondles you, shout BINGO!!
Dec 8, 2008 at 3:02 pm rating: +7
#13
Canthz_B
Goldilocks and the Change of Life, now showing at a theater near you.
Dec 8, 2008 at 3:06 pm rating: +3
#14
mere
the general. not only does he sell car insurance, but he works the bingo hall.
(please tell me you have those ‘call 1-800 general NOW!’ commericals where the collective ‘you’ live?)
Dec 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm rating: +9
#15
HorribleLicensePlates
People are so crazy about thermostats sometimes!! I can relate!
Dec 8, 2008 at 3:50 pm rating: 0
#16
yousuckatcraigslist
I’m a big fan of strip bingo. You should see what happens when you call O-69.
Dec 8, 2008 at 4:24 pm rating: +12
#17
Sheepish
The game “General Says” is a lot like “Simon Says” but less fun.
Dec 8, 2008 at 4:54 pm rating: +1
#18
The Sneak
Stripping at church?
Dec 8, 2008 at 5:25 pm rating: 0
#19
Geek Goddess
“If ‘your’ happy (and you know it) clap your hands”
Dec 8, 2008 at 5:27 pm rating: +2
#20
aaa
My cold? My hot? What about my cold and my hot?
Dec 8, 2008 at 9:33 pm rating: +1
#21
Wade
If I get hot, I’m buying more bingo cards.
Dec 8, 2008 at 9:52 pm rating: +2
#22
Canthz_B
If I get hot I’m taking off the General’s coat…don’t ask, don’t tell!
Dec 8, 2008 at 9:56 pm rating: +4
#23
Agent Inspired
…I wonder what Chris and Linda would think of this.
Dec 9, 2008 at 12:42 am rating: +5
#24
Nacey
Okay, so my cold is wearing the coat, my hot took it off, now what? Who am I supposed to be hot flashing?
Dec 9, 2008 at 6:07 am rating: +1
#25
Woman on the Verge
I think this is a song. Wait, let me just think… Oh, yeah, I know the chorus!
Then you do the hokey pokey and you turn you’reself around…
Dec 9, 2008 at 7:37 am rating: +4
#26
Andy
This general guy gives me the chills. Wait a second! What do I do if I get the chills!? *GASP*
Dec 9, 2008 at 9:44 am rating: 0
#27
Olson
It looks like someone has been throwing coffee at or sneezing on the General’s sign. I wonder how he feels about that…(maybe he made a sign about it)
Dec 9, 2008 at 11:55 am rating: 0
#28
Raymond
Uh yea, thanks buddy. Could I get some car insurance now?
Dec 10, 2008 at 2:27 pm rating: 0
#29
rebecca
If you’re illiterate, go to school, idiot.
Dec 16, 2008 at 12:43 pm rating: 0
#30
scott w
Your what is too cold or too hot?
Dec 22, 2008 at 7:58 pm rating: 0
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