Comments on: The rhyme that must be flushed

By: 2 notes, 1 cupcake

2 notes, 1 cupcake — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:04:50 +0000

[...] louisiana manages to combine variations on two of the genre’s most irritating cliches — the rhyme that must be flushed and the clip art that must be stopped…with some additional ridiculous floral clip art [...]

By: ok

ok — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:43:17 +0000

#1.3 Woman on the Verge

Oh, unfortunate names, I saw Ellen do that bit live back before she was truly famous… I thought the same thing when I saw this!

#1.4 The Commish

Let me gues: Woman on the Verge is one of those people who say “I liked that band before they started playing them on the radio.”

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lol i thought the same thing

and getting wet over seeing ELLEN = fail

By: and yet…the pink flowers?

and yet…the pink flowers? — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:00:56 +0000

[...] appreciate the initial sentiment here — i really do. this website has already condemned the cutesy rhyme that begins with “if you sprinkle when you tinkle” to a water… so, for a brief flash in time, the note-writer had [...]

By: PISS-HATER

PISS-HATER — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:25:16 +0000

YOU ARE NASTY WHORE

By: PISS-HATER

PISS-HATER — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:23:07 +0000

YOU ARE A PISSY BITCH WHO PISSES ALL OVER TOILET SEATS SPREADING DISEASE, NASTY BITCH.

By: charley jo

charley jo — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:30:39 +0000

I haven’t heard of that one..only this one:

“We aim to please…”
“You aim too, please.”

By: On

On — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:03:03 +0000

In 7th grade, my coach posted something similar in the locker room stall:

Be like dad and not like sis,
lift the lid before you piss!

By: Singe

Singe — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:28:20 +0000

Heh, this also shows up in the animated series “Superjail” as seen here: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951c9e6456011c9f038c490030

By: Lucky Pierre

Lucky Pierre — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:08:37 +0000

How about: ”
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, lift up the seat before you do anything you disgusting pig. I mean, damn”

By: Andy

Andy — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:55:51 +0000

I share your love of that little brown bundle of joy. You’re quite welcome, Goldie!

By: reyna ulikba

reyna ulikba — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:35:22 +0000

18.3: George Costanza, is that you?

By: Goldie

Goldie — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:09:41 +0000

Totally! Hiiii-de-ho!

Mr. Hanky, the Christmas poo,
He loves me and I love you,
Therefore, theoretically, he loves you,
Even if you’re a Jew!

Awwww… I love Mr. Hanky. Thanks for the reference Andy.

By: Woman on the Verge

Woman on the Verge — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:04:26 +0000

Um, Commish, your “gues” is wrong. Actually no. I just was in San Francisco 22 years ago and saw Ellen at a comedy club. The only joke I remember is the one about wet toilet seats.

Sorry to burst your judgmental bubble.

By: BTG

BTG — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:09:50 +0000

The best one I’ve seen was at Blake’s Camp on Cape Rosier, Maine.

“We aim to please so you aim too please”