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	<title>Comments on: P.P.S. Do you really have a belly like a bowl full of jelly? If so, you might want to lay off the cookies.</title>
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		<title>By: A Thanksgiving Poultry Slam &#124; PassiveAggressiveNotes.com</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-375754</link>
		<dc:creator>A Thanksgiving Poultry Slam &#124; PassiveAggressiveNotes.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 22:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Dear Santa, do you abuse your animals? TweetShare0mail [...]</description>
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		<title>By: startin&#8217; young</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-302147</link>
		<dc:creator>startin&#8217; young</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Andy</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-230294</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What kind of hippies are running these schools anyways?  Of COURSE Santa whips his deer.  And he feeds them the bodies of questioning little sh-ts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What kind of hippies are running these schools anyways?  Of COURSE Santa whips his deer.  And he feeds them the bodies of questioning little sh-ts.</p>
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		<title>By: allanacranston0184</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-229410</link>
		<dc:creator>allanacranston0184</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice post.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice post.</p>
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		<title>By: RunsWithSoda</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-229271</link>
		<dc:creator>RunsWithSoda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 05:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Team Ariel!  Love the PA part at the end.</description>
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		<title>By: johnny</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-227876</link>
		<dc:creator>johnny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SREhLR Thanks for good post</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SREhLR Thanks for good post</p>
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		<title>By: Whut?</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-227572</link>
		<dc:creator>Whut?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and no &quot;excessive&quot; apostrophe. That&#039;s what &#039;I&#039; call &quot;efficient&quot;!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and no &#8220;excessive&#8221; apostrophe. That&#8217;s what &#8216;I&#8217; call &#8220;efficient&#8221;!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Bridge</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bridge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This reminds me of the best christmas song ever:

Why do you sit there so strange?
Is it because you are beautiful?
You must think you are deranged
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?
You must think Santa Clause weird
He has long hair and a beard
Giving his presents for free
Why do police guys mess with peace guys?
Let&#039;s get Santa Clause &#039;cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit
He&#039;s a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What&#039;s in the pipe that he&#039;s smoking?
Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?


Arlo Guthrie The Pause Of Mr Claus lyrics

Hear it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQbyT0cUMNc</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This reminds me of the best christmas song ever:</p>
<p>Why do you sit there so strange?<br />
Is it because you are beautiful?<br />
You must think you are deranged<br />
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?<br />
You must think Santa Clause weird<br />
He has long hair and a beard<br />
Giving his presents for free<br />
Why do police guys mess with peace guys?<br />
Let&#8217;s get Santa Clause &#8217;cause;<br />
Santa Clause has a red suit<br />
He&#8217;s a communist<br />
And a beard, and long hair<br />
Must be a pacifist<br />
What&#8217;s in the pipe that he&#8217;s smoking?<br />
Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.<br />
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight<br />
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?</p>
<p>Arlo Guthrie The Pause Of Mr Claus lyrics</p>
<p>Hear it here: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQbyT0cUMNc" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQbyT0cUMNc</a></p>
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		<title>By: Ti O</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-227212</link>
		<dc:creator>Ti O</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:34:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a beautiful christmas carol...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a beautiful christmas carol&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Ti O</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-227211</link>
		<dc:creator>Ti O</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shiftless elves need the snap of a whip or the crush of a truncheon to keep them in line.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shiftless elves need the snap of a whip or the crush of a truncheon to keep them in line.</p>
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		<title>By: vivitop</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-227128</link>
		<dc:creator>vivitop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 05:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And no clip-art</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And no clip-art</p>
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		<title>By: Canthz_B</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-227121</link>
		<dc:creator>Canthz_B</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 04:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PAN...not to be confused with www.cuteoverload.com ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PAN&#8230;not to be confused with <a href="http://www.cuteoverload.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.cuteoverload.com</a> <img src='http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: you suck at craigslist</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-227097</link>
		<dc:creator>you suck at craigslist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 01:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And fewer circles dotting her &#039;i&#039;s.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And fewer circles dotting her &#8216;i&#8217;s.</p>
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		<title>By: Canthz_B</title>
		<link>http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/12/24/pps-do-you-really-have-a-belly-like-a-bowl-full-of-jelly-if-so-you-might-want-to-lay-off-the-cookies-too/comment-page-1/#comment-227085</link>
		<dc:creator>Canthz_B</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the earworm, se! 

Feliz Navidad :-D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the earworm, se! </p>
<p>Feliz Navidad <img src='http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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