Libby from Sydney, Australia found this note taped to the wall of the IGA supermarket in Newtown, Sydney. “Feeling sympathetic though somewhat amused, I took a photo of it — I didn’t really think it would be fair to take it with me.” (That is, of course, more than can be said for a certain junkie scumbag lowlife.)
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68 responses so far ↓
#1
Kyle w.
I didn’t realize Australians said/wrote aboot…actually, I don’t even think Canadians write aboot…served me wrong
Dec 26, 2008 at 4:42 pm rating: +5
#2
kibbles
I’m assuming the image cut off an L and it’s supposed to say “wheel” and not a misspelling of “wii”. It’s mush more sad if his wheel was stolen, because an idiot deserves their wii to be stolen if it was sitting on a locked bike. Hah.
Dec 26, 2008 at 4:46 pm rating: +10
#3
unfortunate names
i didn’t know you could put inline ads on paper!
Dec 26, 2008 at 4:46 pm rating: 0
#4
0falcon8
the nafarious unicycle bandit strikes again!
Dec 26, 2008 at 4:47 pm rating: 0
#5
Flaboy2425
To whee or not to whee?
Whee owners, unite!
Scumbag alert! Someone is stealing whees.
Dec 26, 2008 at 4:52 pm rating: +3
#6
Commentator
Is junkie scumbag lowlife hunting season even here yet?
Dec 26, 2008 at 5:00 pm rating: +12
#7
Woman on the Verge
When is Christmas Fucking Eve, anyway? Is it a completely separate holiday or does it piggyback on the traditional?
Dec 26, 2008 at 5:02 pm rating: +12
#8
Thanks!
Whee! That sounds like a roller coaster ride, or possibly a sleigh ride? Though not in Australia. In any case, a whee sounds like a damn good time and I would have stolen it, too.
Dec 26, 2008 at 5:33 pm rating: +3
#9
zenvelo
everyone else’s whee only goes to 10, his goes to eleven…
Dec 26, 2008 at 6:01 pm rating: +2
#10
Canthz_B
I thought Adam was fucking Eve?
Dec 26, 2008 at 8:05 pm rating: +11
#11
park rose
You separate the wheel from my bike,
I separate your head from your body.
Reciprocity, that’s what it’s all about.
Then, I put your head in a box, and post it to your beloved, because it’s December 26th, and what better way to illustrate the true meaning of Boxing day?
Dec 26, 2008 at 8:23 pm rating: +15
#12
park rose
I know Kerry or the poster has covered up words of a delicate nature with the smiling Santa. Of course, now it looks like Santa wrote the note, and if so, that’s one scary St. Nick.
Don’t be fooled by the smile; that’s no idle threat. It’s too hot for reindeer in Australia, so Santa uses a bicycle to deliver presents. And he’s got a list. After all, He sees when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake… That means even you, junkie scumbag lowlife …
Dec 26, 2008 at 8:49 pm rating: +11
#13
John in IL
I always look forward to separating a junkie’s head from his body. It’s a Christmas tradition.
Dec 26, 2008 at 10:53 pm rating: +2
#14
aaa
What, sober jackasses can’t steal bikes? I know I’m always sober when I steal shit so I can better appreciate the consequences of my actions.
Dec 26, 2008 at 10:58 pm rating: +4
#15
damon
So what’s that word hiding behind the Santa? It’s not the dreaded C-bomb is it?
Dec 26, 2008 at 11:02 pm rating: +1
#16
stringyhair
Why is it assumed that junkie lowlife scumbags can read? I’d have much preferred this to be an illustrated note to insure that the JLS would get the point.
Dec 27, 2008 at 1:28 am rating: 0
#17
ian in hamburg
I think the word fooking is jealous because coont got a Santy sticker and they didn’t.
Dec 27, 2008 at 4:35 am rating: +3
#18
Jinx
If it were ME, and I’m not saying it was, I’d get my ass a bullet proof vest. Hint hint, wheel theif. XP
Dec 27, 2008 at 5:40 am rating: 0
#19
matthew
So why are we censoring cunt with a santa face? All the “fucks” and “shits” thrown around here all the time, and we have to be careful not to be offensive?
Dec 27, 2008 at 10:15 am rating: +4
#20
Goldie
Great, the note writer scared the cunt. Good luck hunting down the cunt now. Instead of warning it, note writer should’ve lured it with the second whee, then made good on the promise.
Srsly, I would’ve probably written, or at least thought, something similar if I got stranded in a supermarket at aboot 11PM on Christmas fucking eve.
Dec 27, 2008 at 11:39 am rating: +2
#21
Sara
I’m offended that “cunt” is too naughty to say. Cunt was originally the proper commonly used word for vagina. Grow some fucking balls and don’t censor anything on this site, especially something that refers to female anatomy. Geezus.
Dec 27, 2008 at 11:59 am rating: +4
#22
tsel
Why the fuck would anyone steal a bicycle wheel anyway?
Dec 27, 2008 at 1:25 pm rating: 0
#23
Fluffy Fox
Don’t forget to wash your whee!
Dec 27, 2008 at 4:32 pm rating: +3
#24
summer
At least she’s not bitter.
Dec 27, 2008 at 7:20 pm rating: 0
#25
Thea
hahahaah I live like a few blocks from where this was posted and it pretty much sums up the feelings about the local population of thieves
Ah… Aggression – it’s just passive-aggression, Australian style!
Dec 27, 2008 at 8:51 pm rating: +1
#26
Canthz_B
Al Qaeda’s power has been severely degraded. They are now down to riding bicycles, but are still determined to decapitate their enemies.
Dec 28, 2008 at 11:40 am rating: 0
#27
mamason
I’m pretty sure that the writer of this note is the same guy who wrote that suicide note 4 years ago and still hasn’t followed thru, so I think the junkie scumbag lowlife c
has plenty of time left to clean up his act.
Dec 28, 2008 at 7:16 pm rating: 0
#28
mamason
I think everyone should have something to look forward to even if it is hunting down and decapitating whee thieves. It’s important to set goals.
Dec 28, 2008 at 7:58 pm rating: +1
#29
SuperMe
That whee was fucking delicious!
Dec 28, 2008 at 9:52 pm rating: 0
#30
claw71
So this is Christmas
And what have you done?
Another wheel stolen
You’re such low life scum
And so this is Christmas
I’m getting my knife
If ruined my bike
I’m taking your life
A fucking merry Christmas
you dirt bag cunt thief
your head from your body
to you I bequeath
And so this is Christmas
you did me so wrong
so I posted a message
it’s really quite long
You fucked up my Christmas
and I want you dead
I’m hunting you down now
and taking your head
Fucking, fuck, fuck Christmas
Fuck you you fuck bag
fuck, fucking fuck fuck fuck
you fucking future headless fag
Fuck, you and your Christmas
I hope you fucking die
I hope that the wheel
breaks off on the fly
Dec 29, 2008 at 9:27 am rating: +10
#31 ladri di biciclette
[...] related: no, daddy, i asked for a wii! [...]
Jul 11, 2009 at 7:33 pm rating: 0
#32
I don't want to know, and you're still talking
Couple years ago a story in the media how girls in Bayview-Hunter’s Point were going into puberty at a progressively younger age, as young as age 7.
A very bad sign::::Early cut-off. It draws the boys attention and they subsequently make sexual mistakes, very similar to what typical people experience nearly a decade later.
When they “turn” people on and start telepathically talking to them with this technology is very similar::The end of their chance. They segment families, convince them “earning” is the way, etc.
I tell people to examine the change between when they were children and after they began to hear. It is the difference between good and evil.
I understand people’s confusion:::They literally hear “God” in their head, as opposed to what was taught to them in some church’s classroom. But this technology is one of the God’s tools, and much like their other tools, clone hosts and prophets, they use them as temptation.
They didn’t begin speaking to me until I began working for ownershit group. “You went to work for evil.” “And you were punished.”
They began talking to these kids long before puberty, long enough for first-born son to become corrupted and throw away his good looks when punished.
The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie “The Matrix”:::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
As they did humanity in the 20th century (see “clone hosting”).
Nov 28, 2009 at 12:35 am rating: +1
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