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By: lillian

lillian — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:27:52 +0000

i got one of these in HS once, (not with the the new years resolution shit). but i was running late not to mention there are a billion other spaces to park, so…. WOTEVERRRRRRRRRRRR LOLOLOLOL
i don’t see what’s up with people taking their sweet time to write passive aggressive notes to strangers about non-repeat offenses.

By: Meow Meow

Meow Meow — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:17:04 +0000

oh my goodness it took me up until this comment to realize that it said “park” and not “pack” on the note… I was imagining a note from the subject’s mom being stuck to his car…
anyways…

By: Charles Robinson

Charles Robinson — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:33:01 +0000

The backstory (provided with the note but not funny enough to include with the photo, I guess) is that the “ramp” we were in (and it was my brother driving) has pillars all over the place which require each pair of cars to kinda squeeze in there. Snotty drivers like people in Saabs will park right centered between the pillars and give themselves 4 feet of space on each side of the car so their paint won’t get scratched. This driver was nice and was waay off to one side, allowing room for my brother’s Honda Accord to come in next to her. However, he came in at an angle (still left about 8 inches of space between the cars) so that the other car could pull out without any fuss.

The three people in my brother’s car all agreed (in the morning – when we got out of the car) that he’d parked it “fairly”. The reason for the note is unclear. If they needed the whole space to themselves, they shouldn’t have parked so far off to the side. Puzzlement.

By: Squidley

Squidley — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:56:31 +0000

Porn without a plot is where it’s at. Why bother with all the pleasantries, dialogue and wardrobes when 99% of the viewers simply fast-forward through to the deed(s) for which the movie was initially rented or purchased?

By: unfortunate names blog

unfortunate names blog — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:17:03 +0000

Well I hafta say, I agree pron is for ffw’ing… BUT there needs to be the story TO ffw through or else it’s just not quite watchable. Sad pron praodox.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:25:58 +0000

It’s probably just another flier advertisement from The Parking Academy. They’d get more students if they’d lower their tuition, ditch the unitard uniforms, and allow their male students to grow mustaches and/or beards.

Getting parking professors who refrain from groping their less willing students would also be a plus.

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:50:10 +0000

Oh…. I thought the writer was going to take me on a trip…

::Singsongy:: I think someone’s got a lit-tle road raage!

By: Thanks!

Thanks! — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:25:02 +0000

Maybe the writer should make their new year’s resolution to mind their own damn business.

By: John

John — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:23:20 +0000

aww, i was imagining some really bad couple fight on new year’s and the guy sees this note the next day telling him he better learn how to pack.. because, well, he has to pack all his stuff together and move out.

but park is ok, too.

By: lownote

lownote — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:30:02 +0000

Yeah, I thought it said ‘pack’ too, much less interesting when I figured out what it really said.

By: Suzi

Suzi — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:26:52 +0000

I did as well! It was more interesting that way b/c we had no backstory and were left to imagine one! Mine was that it was a REALLY bitchy mom for a college student home from the break. Yours is wayyyy better.

By: warinthepocket

warinthepocket — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:22:23 +0000

Underwear, it’s what I wear.

By: secondsout

secondsout — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:19:45 +0000

Here you go. I need my hand for something else. Like, umm… typing posts on PAN.