Comments on: Tilt your head upwards.

By: Alexandra

Alexandra — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:50:21 +0000

Your brother was an alumnus, not an alumni – alumni is a plural noun. And my Johnnie friends and I spend a lot of time at parties reciting poetry from memory to one another. Would you like to hear some Yeats, perhaps? I’ve got “An Irish Airman Foresees His Death” committed to memory pretty well by now.

I love my school, and will until the day I die. All you haters can just go boil your heads.

By: Alexandra

Alexandra — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 23:05:58 +0000

Hi, Erica! I’m still here!

By: Alexandra

Alexandra — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 23:05:14 +0000

I’m a student there. I know Josh and Stephen. I’m lol-ing to death right now.

By: anglophile

anglophile — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:28:55 +0000

Well, that’s a disappointment. He seemed like such a good prospect!

By: I know stephen and that fucking type writer

I know stephen and that fucking type writer — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 05:40:06 +0000

I KNOW THAT STEPHEN!

Sorry ladies, he’s a gay writer and he’s a total douchebag.

I saw him scream into a deaf persons ear once.

Fucker.

By: erica stratton

erica stratton — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:24:50 +0000

Holy crap, I used to go to that college.

By: W.U.

W.U. — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:49:49 +0000

St. John’s College, actually.

By: Mark

Mark — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 02:35:47 +0000

I can recite parts of TRotAM, but that’s courtesy of IRON MAIDEN!!!! Eddie FTW!

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:03:39 +0000

I want to know what was “up” there that has to do with proper trash and recycling procedures… Were used condoms and gum and other sticky things clinging to the ceiling above Stephen’s door? That would probably warrant some typewriter-fueled public seething.

Unless it was posted on the front door… then Stephen could have dumped the improperly deposited garbage from his upper story window… right onto the obedient head-tilt-upper. Then he gloats, “so you’ll take the time to read my lengthy, pretentiously-typed message, but you won’t take the time to adhere to the city’s recycling guidelines and pickup schedule? Well then!”
Oh Stephen.

By: JamieSays

JamieSays — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:32:10 +0000

Or a budding serial killer?

By: Bunnee

Bunnee — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:16:53 +0000

I still want to know what the update means. “Tilt your head upwards”? What does he want them to look at? Wouldn’t a recycling bin be on the ground? (Maybe I’m just being dense…)

By: jfentry

jfentry — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:10:10 +0000

and too much of an interesting person/deep thinker/unique mind to use a fucking computer

By: RandyinReno

RandyinReno — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:22:22 +0000

Could be worse: He could be a midshipman who will have his finger on the launch button of a nuclear sub in four years.

By: RandyinReno

RandyinReno — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:20:02 +0000

Lthrace:

TOS just knows his way around a manifesto, anal or otherwise.