they just like to cuddle….

Imagine my delight when, a few days after days after complaining that I couldn’t give a flying fuck, Rodrigo arranged a joy flight around the harbour of Rio de Janeiro with a waterbed precariously carried in the main cabin.

Ah, halycon days and truly a Face worthy of being immortalised in this electronic Book I keep hearing about

Your faithful servant

Beam

In an effort to give back to my community, I do a lot of volunteer work . One of the activities that gives me the most pleasure is mentoring wayward young women.

Most of them have dreams of becoming successful entrepreneurs, but they are lacking in even the most rudimentary of business skills.

To paraphrase the late Robert F. Kennedy:

Some people look at things that that never were, and ask: ‘why not?’

I look at things that never were, and ask: ‘how come?’

Beam, these young women have made mistakes in their lives. They’ll not deny that.

Sadly, there are many in our Puritanical society who fervently believe that, because these frolicsome lasses have been naughty in the past, they’ve somehow forfeited their right to ever have goals, hopes, dreams, schemes, and desires.

Beam, I have dedicated my life to standing as a lightning rod for desires and fantasies of every woman who has ever succumbed to the alluring, yet fleeting, delights that temptation can dangle, or erect, enticingly before her.

I envision a 21st century where the sensual pleasures of making love (combined with good listening skills) are equally respected in peace negotiations.

Sasha is one of my newer interns. When I said “flaunting,” she must have heard “flouting.”

Her creamy thighs were quivering to such an extent that my words must have been muffled by the harmonic reverberations.

Thank you for calling attention to the error. I’ve already made a mental note to add ears to the the orifice checklist during preliminary physicals.

The comma was placed there in error by an intern.

I’ll accept responsibility for it, though, because I was dictating the response from a position under the desk while the young lady typed. She assumed, from my inflection, that I was emphasizing one thing, when, in fact, I was zeroing in on another.

We’ll go over everything once again in a remedial lesson scheduled for later this evening.