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By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:44:38 +0000

It looks like dried beer yeast or dried bread yeast. That would be an awful lot of dried beer yeast, though. I’ve never seen dried beer yeast sold in anything except for 7 or 14 gram packets, there would be no reason to move them all into a mason jar. Dried bread yeast, however, is commonly sold in pound quantities at restaurant stores. And it would be somewhat more likely for a Grandma to have bread yeast than beer yeast. (no, they’re not really the same thing).

By: Al Williams

Al Williams — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:39:39 +0000

It looks like yeast (for beer) in the mason jar, in case anyone was wondering.

By: Corrie

Corrie — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:39:54 +0000

I would like to point out that this bottom picture is from North Carolina, and should be labeled appropriately.

By: Josh D

Josh D — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:44:09 +0000

At first I thought the mason jar was Ashley’s stash.

I can’t use your towels… no moonshine for Grandma.

By: Neeners

Neeners — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 23:07:36 +0000

Is the jar half full of grandma or half empty?

By: Jodi

Jodi — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:53:57 +0000

What? Grandma died?!?!??

By: Tabayag

Tabayag — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:31:58 +0000

If Grandma is in the jar, does that mean that Sparky didn’t REALLY go to the nice family farm!?!?!

By: swordofsutekh

swordofsutekh — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:03:03 +0000

That doesn’t sound right, but I better check to make certain.

By: whitney

whitney — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:29:26 +0000

That fiber powder was fucking delicious.

By: Olson

Olson — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:00:37 +0000

OMG…I just figured this out. In response to the threatening note in the towel drawer, Ashley decided to confront Grandma. An altercation ensued. Grandma was accidentally killed, so Ashley had to hide the evidence. Her twisted method of doing this was to cremate Grandma and put her in the fridge with the “Grandma” “Do Not Eat” label, which is perfect logic. Nobody has the gall to mess with a container with Grandma’s name on it because she’s already threatened murder over something as simple as towels. Therefore, no one will ever investigate what might be in the container. (In her twisted mind, I’m sure Ashley considered it the perfect ironic joke to put Grandma in the “Grandma” labelled container.)

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:26:58 +0000

Can I have your Grandma?

By: Kansas girl

Kansas girl — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:06:30 +0000

It’s one thing to leave a note when you don’t know who did whatever you have a beef about, but here, Grandma does know. So why wouldn’t she just talk to Ashley directly and ask her not to use the towels? Why write a… oh wait. Forgot what site I was on for a sec.

(But I still wonder.)

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:14:04 +0000

I believe it’s: YouPorn.com.

People find the most whimsical things.