Panty raid!

January 14th, 2009 · 104 comments

Caitlin at Ontario College didn’t write this note, but she feels for the person who did — she and four friends on her floor also had panties go missing from the dorm laundry room. “The thief seemed to particularly prefer black thongs,” she says. (Unlike the notewriter, however, they don’t necessarily want them back.)

Whoever Keeps Steeling [sic] Panties form the Dryers PLEASE STOP!! AND BRING THEM BACK!!!

Since then, however, it seems the thief may have (ahem) moved south of the border. The female residents of Alexis’s apartment building in Seattle are now facing a similar problem.

ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS...I'VE RECEIVED CALLS ABOUT MISSING GIRLS UNDER GARMENTS AND IF CAUGHT WILL BE EVICTED!!!! HAVE SPIES WATCHING!!!!

And then…well, then there’s Japan. Jason spotted this note in Tokyo when he was staying there a few years back. Unfortunately, he never got the whole story, but that might be for the best.

To whoever stole 4 pairs of my underwear off the roof: You are one sick fucking individual. How fucking pathetic that you can't afford your own so you go and steal mine. Enjoy the crabs & bad karma you piece of shit.

related: Are you there, Margaret?

extra credit: Panty thief busted, then busted up [the smoking gun]
Panty thief jailed for laundry larceny [msnbc]

FILED UNDER: Canada · college life · kinda creepy · laundry · Ontario · Seattle · sex sex sex · stealing · Tokyo · WTF?


104 responses so far ↓

  • #1   You Suck at Craigslist

    Step 1: Steal underwear.
    Step 2: ?????
    Step 3: Profit!

    (Wow, I get to use this one again so soon?)

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm   rating: 47  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   GhostWriter bang

      I nominate this joke as a 2009 replacement phrase for “fucking delicious”.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 9:36 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Joe bang

      Perhaps, but in this case it’s appropriate. It’s from an episode of South Park, wherein underpants gnomes stole underwear from Butters. Sooo, if there is any use of this joke which fits, this is it. Any other time I’d agree with you, though.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 9:42 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   GhostWriter bang

      I agree. This joke is not the same as the FuckingDelicious virus; it is better than it, and should supplant it on PAN. There will be many situations where it could be appropriate, whereas “fucking delicious” is terminally old and in the way.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 10:39 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   secondsout bang

      Correction: the Underpants Gnomes were stealing the underpants from Tweak, not Butters.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 11:47 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Joe bang

      Ah. Thanks. Guess I remembered it wrong.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 2:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Mishee bang

      you suck at craiglist: what do you mean you get to use it again so soon?

      did you submit something for this week’s photoshop contest on cracked.com?

      just curious.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   you suck at craigslist

      I used a play on it for a post a few days ago. (That, and it’s come up elsewhere as well.) Apparently stolen underwear is a meme in my life right now!

      Jan 15, 2009 at 5:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   amy d bang

    Note number 1: What kinda sick individual would coat panties with steel? Is this the revamped version of a chastity belt?

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   it was me

      ummm….wouldn’t that be “steel?” And, thus, not have anything to do with #1 which clearly reads “steal?”

      Jan 14, 2009 at 5:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   amy d bang

      Someone clearly tried to make the “e” an “a” with pencil.

      Also, your post is confusing since you say “wouldn’t that be steel?” which is exactly what I said.

      Jan 14, 2009 at 5:13 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Fluffy Fox

      The Steelers!

      Jan 14, 2009 at 7:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   Ti O

      Certain fetishists like to wear ( or weer ) steel wool underpants. there is even a wiki about it.
      Sick fucks I like my steel wool in my toilet paper like god intended. :lol:

      Jan 16, 2009 at 3:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   it was me

    *sniff sniff*

    aaaaaaaaaaaah…..

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   amy d bang

    Enjoy the crabs and bad karma just doesn’t have the sweet resonance of Enjoy your yeast infection!

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:09 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Kate

      Why would the note writer infer that she has crabs?

      Maybe her panties were left on the roof so the crabs could make a getaway.

      Jan 14, 2009 at 7:36 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   TheOldSchool

      Did Jason even bother to explain why the note he “found” in Tokyo was written in Japanese?

      Or did he correctly assume that this tiny discrepancy would escape the notice of the half-wits, drug addicts, petty thieves, and sex fiends , who seem to cluster together at this Island of Misfit Sex-Toy Abusers, known as PAN?

      Jan 14, 2009 at 9:44 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   James

      Maybe she just kept various crusteceans in them, since they like to live in cool, damp places.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 6:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   tinkerbell2

      is it possible to abuse a sex toy? discuss.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 8:07 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   April

    “I’ve received calls about missing girls under garments and if caught will be evicted!!!”

    If the guy has received calls about them and then admits he was the one who stole them – what’s the point of posting the sign?

    Damned show-off

    (This is where having someone else read what you write before you post it for all to see is a great idea!)

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:12 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   mh

      It also clearly states that this is a kidnapping problem, not a burglary issue–after all, it’s “girls under garments” that are missing.

      Though it would be more fun if the girls in question weren’t under their garments, I suppose…

      Jan 14, 2009 at 5:22 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Holly

      THANK you, mh – I thought I was the only one who would totally overlook the point in order to nitpick the grammar.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 8:59 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   teeg

      mh stole my line!

      Jan 15, 2009 at 10:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   Rock Ripsnort

      And to top it all off, he’s warning others to “Have Spies Watching!” So you see, he really WANTS to be caught.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 2:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.5   jelloegg bang

      Oh! I thought that sentence looked weird.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 1:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.6   jake barker

      It is a she, not a he. Her name is Linda.

      Jan 20, 2009 at 2:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Woman on the Verge bang

    Can the girls really be missing if they are under garments?

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:15 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Desuko.

      (Darn you, WotV, and your quick posting abilities! You beat me to it by mere moments….)

      Jan 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Andy

      Ahhh, but this comes back to the original question: Where are the garments, and hence, the ladies?

      Jan 15, 2009 at 12:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Desuko.

    #2 — If you found the missing girls hiding underneath the garments, then they’re not really missing, are they? Should we all be looking under our own piles of clothes for Amelia Earhart or that Aruba chick?

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:16 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Jinx

      Not unless you enjoy finding dead bodies under your clothes.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 5:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Woman on the Verge bang

    As for note #1…. are you sure you would want your panties back after someone took them and did who-knows-what with them?

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   RunBarbara bang

      obviously you dont browse eBay very much….

      Jan 14, 2009 at 5:28 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   A. Non

      Tragically, eBay no longer allows you to sell used undergarments. They have an algorithm that flags them.

      But I hear you can list them as “preowned” instead!

      Jan 15, 2009 at 7:46 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Lorelie

      I would insist on getting my panties back. They must undergo therapy for the trauma they undoubtably endured.

      And then they need to be burned.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 11:05 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   secondsout bang

      Someone once asked me what the difference between “used” and “pre-owned” is. Well, I’ve never been pre-owned…

      Jan 15, 2009 at 11:50 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   Andy

      Dis-a-gree.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 12:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   GhostWriter bang

    Godzilla will spare the Japanese homes marked by four panties on the roof.

    No wonder she’s pissed.

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   TheOldSchool

    It’s probably some misguided* do-gooder who steals them in order to help out the panties-less women in countries less well-endowed in natural resources than ours.

    Places like Norway and Venezuela.

    *He doesn’t realize this undermines our government’s Oil For Panties Program.

    Tags: Good roads, paving hell, intentions, and Norwegian panties.

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   RunBarbara bang

    Dear Note Number Three,
    I can afford my own panties, make no mistake, but your ass is so huge that I can take one pair of yours and sew it into four pairs.

    Love,

    Claw

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:19 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Peanut

    Did anybody else read it like:

    ‘I’ve received calls about girls missing…….under garments….and if caught I will be evicted’?!!

    Also – “Have spies watching”

    Should that be ‘here, have some spies, they’re watching’,

    OR

    ‘Slave, have some spies watch this for me….’

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:23 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Joe bang

      Indeed. The parallelism in that note suggests that the writer has both received calls and will be evicted.

      Jan 14, 2009 at 5:56 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Holly

      This place is beginning to feel like home. And that is just…disturbing.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 9:01 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   zchamu

    Er. Do I want to know why 4 pairs of your underwear were on the roof?

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:26 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   RunBarbara bang

      the last time i left four pairs of panties on a roof it was after a family reunion.

      Jan 14, 2009 at 5:29 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   amy d bang

      It’s a mystery, zchamu. The urban equivalent of crop circles.

      Jan 14, 2009 at 6:56 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   BurstingAtTheSeams

      True story about how my panties ended up on a roof:

      A few years back I stayed in France with a friend. We ran out of undies and had to wash our panties in the sink. We hung them on the window sill to dry.

      Overnight they promptly fell off our 3rd floor sill and landed below on the neighbor’s protuding 2nd floor roof – right next to the set of juggling bean bags that we had accidentally thrown out the window the day before.

      We managed to hook the panties onto a 10-foot pole and reel them back in, but the bean bags were lost for good. It was awfully embarrasing. Damn crazy Americans.

      Jan 14, 2009 at 7:16 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   Canthz_B bang

      The are some things I would touch with a ten-foot pole! :-P

      Did you travel with the dancer-pole, or buy it in France?

      Jan 14, 2009 at 8:10 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   GhostWriter bang

      …and by “juggling bean bags” you mean “bull testicles” correct? You’ll find them in every Parisian street corner cafe.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 9:24 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.6   Commentator

      Juggling bean bags and a 10-foot pole, huh?

      Did you run off with the circus AGAIN??

      Jan 15, 2009 at 10:09 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.7   GhostWriter bang

      The last time I left four panties on the roof was back in St. Bernard Parish, right after Katrina.

      I made those stranded ladies perform if they wanted off that roof!

      Jan 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.8   TheOldSchool

      RunBarbara: Do you seriously expect anyone to believe that you wore panties to a family reunion?

      GhostWriter: Those trannies are still laughing about it. You rescued the entire cast of “Adam’s Apple.”

      Jan 17, 2009 at 6:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   fantasy bang

    Why did you leave your panties left on the roof?

    I wonder how much you can get for them?

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Joe bang

    since then, however, it seems the thief may have (ahem) moved south.

    Seattle, Washington: Where west is the new south!

    (Seriously, though, isn’t Seattle farther north than most cities in Ontario?)

    Jan 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Mark bang

      Seattle is further north than the northern tip of Maine, and is about 3 degrees north of Toronto. I can’t speak aboot “most cities in Ontario” though, eh? You hoser?

      So sayeth a Seattleite.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 12:06 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   caleeann

    Just follow the trail of vaseline and you’ll have your thief!

    Jan 14, 2009 at 6:03 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   JoelWhy

    “Bring them back”? Really? Would you seriously considering putting on panties someone else took for…well, I shudder to think what they’re doing with them, but still.

    Jan 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Bunnee

    Dear #3–I think it IS pretty pathetic that someone can’t afford underwear and would resort to stealing someone else’s instead of, oh, I don’t know, going commando? Hint-they probably aren’t stealing them to WEAR them.

    Jan 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   fantasy bang

    How much are those panties on the roof top?

    How much are those panties on the roof top? *(barf! barf!)*
    The ones that do smell of a girl?
    How much are those panties on the roof top? *(barf! barf!)*
    I do hope that those panties are for sale

    I must take a trip to Tokyo
    and find some schoolgirls drawers
    All the way to Japan, I hope I do find some
    and then Iwill bring them on home!

    I read in the paper there are robbers **(on the roof! roof!)**
    With flashlights that shine in the dark
    My love for those panties is a strong one!
    It scares me to think it is dark!
    I don’t want a bra or a garter
    I don’t want no smelly old socks
    I want panties that smell of little fishies
    I don’t want them on a person who TALKS!

    How much are those panties on the roof top? *(barf! barf!)*
    The ones that do smell of a girl?
    How much are those panties on the roof top? *(barf! barf!)*
    I do hope those panties are for sale?

    Jan 14, 2009 at 6:14 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   unfortunate names blog

    who wants them back anyways?

    Jan 14, 2009 at 7:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   passive but not very aggressive

    Japan is full of panty thieves!! i had a friend tackle a man that was making off with his wifes undergarments and the other day my neighbor caught our old general handy man sniffing her panties while they were drying on the line.

    Jan 14, 2009 at 7:43 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   passive but not very aggressive

    Than Ontario/Seattle thing leaves alot of room for interpertation. But Seattle is most definatly WEST no matter how you look at it.

    Jan 14, 2009 at 7:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   TheOldSchool

    I’m sorry, but this whole thread smacks of blatant sexism against men of American, Canadian, and Japanese descent.

    Who even knows if the panties were even stolen?

    And even if they were, why do these women choose to flaunt the fact that their knickers have been nicked?

    “I’m the tart in Apartment 5. I’m not wearing panties!”

    Typically, here at PAN, all the commenters rush to judgement and assume that they were “stolen” by “men.”

    As usual, the lesbians escape scrutiny — from “most” of the PANsies.

    Another thing: the whininess. Please. Enough.

    Over the last three years, I’ve experienced the loss of at least five or six black satin or faux leopard-skin man-thongs, and one set of “Sexy Santa” silk pajamas.

    Not once did I even contemplate taping signs up around the neighborhood.

    Why? Because I, unlike the blamers, whingers, and moaners here at PAN, I happen to believe that most people are basically good, if not great.

    Whoever these nymphomaniac man-thong thieves were, I have to say that their daring amuses me, but I’m not surprised that they’re unable to control their normal inhibitions.

    If I were them and they were me, I’d likely be reduced to the same primal sexual urges.

    That is a thought that I always keep locked in a special golden medallion, where it hangs from a thick rope-like necklace chain of gold, so it is never far from my heart.

    Jan 14, 2009 at 8:59 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   GhostWriter bang

      I used those man-thongs to replace my serpentine belt. They hold up better than OEM.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 9:28 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Chan

      Um, actually it IS really common to have panties stolen by perverted MEN in Japan, especially in Tokyo. Sometimes they even sell them in shops to other perverted men. These complaints can’t just be written off as sexism…this a documented problem.

      Jan 27, 2009 at 7:38 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Saysh bang

    One thing I want to know.. were these girls Mormon?? Because they are under garments. And everyone knows that the Magic Mormon Panties are called “garments”.

    So, does that means the the whole Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints are the spies?? because if so, that’d be really really creepy.

    Jan 14, 2009 at 9:23 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Reductio ad retardum

      Your retarded logic intrigues me. Would you say that anyone who has luggage with a garment bag is also a Mormon? Or even the luggage manufacturers who make garment bags that apparently only Mormons can use? Or dry cleaners who charge per garment?

      Mayhaps vanilla wafers are made by Catholics, for Catholics?

      Jan 15, 2009 at 9:20 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   GhostWriter bang

      They are called Host Toasties, not ‘nilla wafers.
      God Bless!

      Jan 15, 2009 at 9:31 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   amy d bang

      Dude, it’s like watching a movie, you suspend disbelief to read some of the jokes posted on PAN.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 9:32 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.4   anglophile bang

      I am thinking of joining whatever church Reductio belongs to if the Body of Christ there tastes like vanilla wafers. If you’re Catholic, It tastes like cardboard soaked in Elmer’s glue.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 11:03 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   blueangels7901 bang

    That sounds soooo “Revenge of the Nerds”. You know, the guys break into the girls’ dorm, don the undies on their heads, and chase the girlies down the hallway… That’s some funny shit. Crabs? Anyone have Old Bay? Ohhh yeah, beer, must have beer!

    Jan 14, 2009 at 9:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Whistlin'Dixie

    I think the Dryers want their panties back because it’s winter and going commando just leads to a lot of chafing.

    Jan 14, 2009 at 9:28 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Wade bang

      If the Dryers don steel panties in winter, chafing will be the least of their problems.

      Jan 14, 2009 at 9:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   Canthz_B bang

      Rust?

      Jan 14, 2009 at 10:32 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   Bunnee

      “Cold fusion”.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Cookieput

    When I didn’t have a machine in my building, I would send my laundry out to a neighborhood family laundromat.

    I don’t really wear underwear, but every now and then, there would be a pair in my bundle when I got it back.

    Maybe it was the owner suggesting I should wear underoos , but I always wondered about the panties’ rightful owners. Now I see the kind of desperation missing underwear can inspire.

    Jan 14, 2009 at 11:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   mamason bang

    Concerning letter #3… s/he is right. I’ve got Victoria’s Secret taste with a Wal-Mart budget. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

    Jan 15, 2009 at 12:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   mamason bang

      “I’ve got Victoria’s Secret taste” 8-O :lol:

      Jan 15, 2009 at 12:40 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   Saysh bang

      Mama, EVERYONE knows what YOU taste like…

      Jan 15, 2009 at 1:01 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   Geek Goddesss

      As long as she doesn’t have a Walmart taste.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 1:06 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.4   Canthz_B bang

      I’ll bet she has chocolate filling! :-P

      Jan 15, 2009 at 1:24 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.5   Saysh bang

      CB – you are MINE.. you stay outta Mama!!

      Jan 15, 2009 at 1:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.6   TheOldSchool bang

      Victoria’s Secret is a company run by clueless fools.

      Whenever I take the time to thoroughly scrutinize their catalogs, I wind up getting more disgusted with each flip of the page.

      Why can’t these VS bozos realize that if they got rid of the models, and just photographed the apparel, they could lower their prices and increase sales?

      I think these VS executives are just out to give their girlfriends part-time jobs, at the expense of their customers.

      They shouldn’t just be fired — they should be frog-marched out of the building and horse-whipped.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 2:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   HairySwede

    has anyone taken into account that the panty stealer could, in fact, be the same culprit who steals one of my socks every damn time I do the laundry? The sock troll has diversified his portfolio. And what better way to diversify than black things?

    Jan 15, 2009 at 1:11 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   TheOldSchool

      HairySwede,

      Yeah…. We’ve all taken that in account.

      Sigh….. That’s precisely what makes this case so damn impenetrable.

      The panties? That’s one thing. But the sock thieving, too? It doesn’t add up.

      We’re dealing with a different breed of cat. One truly sick bastard.

      We’re running matches through Homeland, but, so far, there are no reports of missing socks anywhere else.

      What in God’s name could this twisted creep be slipping into a sock?

      Until we catch him, do NOT leave your laundry alone.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 1:47 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   Andy

      The sock troll is solely out to frustrate the general populace. Never does an entire pair go missing. He’s brazen. He leaves the other as his “Sock Troll waz here” tag. He wants you to know he’s the boss of your sock inventory.

      The underpants gnomes are merely out for profit.

      In a way, I respect both of them for their own, unique motives.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.3   HairySwede

      I truly believe the sock troll is profiting somehow. Can social upheaval really be the only motive?

      Jan 15, 2009 at 2:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   claw71 bang

    Don’t look at me. I don’t keep the panties. I’ll sniff them, lick them and rub them all over my body but after I get my jollies I put them right back where I found them.

    Jan 15, 2009 at 9:57 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   GhostWriter bang

      …right back onto the ass of the dead high school cheerleader you pulled them off of?

      Jan 15, 2009 at 10:49 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   TheOldSchool bang

      One wouldn’t expect anything less from a gentleman.

      Followed, obviously, by a tasteful expression of your condolences to the next of kin at the appropriate time.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 2:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Harris Bloom

    “Panties on the Roof” sounds like the latest *(till next week) hip Brooklyn band.

    harris

    Jan 15, 2009 at 11:03 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   secondsout bang

    Take the panties, just keep your hands off my puma jacket. Wait, no, stealing panties is much like stealing towels – trifling and disgusting. Lisa had those btwn her legs, you know!

    Jan 15, 2009 at 11:56 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Syddo

    It’s weird that the girl in the third one talks about crabs…telling something about herself I see….

    Jan 15, 2009 at 2:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Mishee bang

    This is why I just don’t wash my panties.

    Wring and reuse.. that’s my mantra.

    Jan 15, 2009 at 5:19 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Tabayag

    And this is why people should just stop wearing underwear.

    No underwear = no problems.

    Jan 15, 2009 at 9:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Jackson

    Don’t they sell used panties in vending machines in Japan?

    Perhaps that is where they have ended up. That note would be much more amusing… slapped on the front of the vending machine.

    Jan 16, 2009 at 7:38 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   Chan

      Yep. Well, they sell them in shops. I think the vending machine ones are an urban legend.

      Jan 27, 2009 at 7:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Neeners bang

    Yes pleez Mr./Ms. Pervert…… bring back the panties you stole from me after you have done God knows what with them …… I would really like to wear them again! We all know that students don’t have enough money to buy new underwear because of all the books and tuition they shell out every year.

    Also, who in the hell dries their panties on a roof if they don’t want them stolen? Dry them in your room….. there is air there too and privacy. Or maybe I’m mistaken.

    Also, a really novel idea would be to actually stay and finish your laundry until it is done then others don’t have to “watch out for your panties”.

    Does anyone know where I can get my resume in for the “Panty Spy” position? My company is downsizing and I heard my job is on the line. I think I might be qualified.

    Jan 17, 2009 at 2:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Hot Gym Girl

    LOL! I laughed so hard, I just about peed my panties!! Still want ‘em? ;)

    Jan 18, 2009 at 12:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   TheOldSchool

    The thought of these perverted panty thieves out wandering our streets causes me revulsion.

    Why can’t they just sniff women’s bicycle seats like normal men?

    Jan 18, 2009 at 3:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Jendra

    Enjoy the crabs? Missing girls under garments? Are these girls hiding under the piles of panties being stolen– apparently from someone who has pubic lice?

    Jan 19, 2009 at 1:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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