Comments on: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy

By: Iheartmywhatever

Iheartmywhatever — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:29:35 +0000

That stool chart LOOKS fucking delicious!
What Os-whatnot place needs is a poopdeck for the shitfaced walkers and the poop challenged poopers. They could have their shit and eat it too. The deliciously malicious manure can be left in fecal deposits to the poop deck feces and trust. No one would have to know about this shit and no one would have to take a dump- truck to clean it all away.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:58:45 +0000

Jus’ hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da’ rebound on da’ med side.

What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

By: Mishee

Mishee — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:53:53 +0000

*looks down and checks the mirror*

I am.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:52:20 +0000

Of course you aren’t.

Mishee™ knows how to gigglebrax (nest comments for you nit pickers out there who don’t like made up – albeit awesome – words)

By: SanFran

SanFran — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:45:57 +0000

I don’t like bein’ no jive turkey, so close to thanksgiving and all…

By: not mishee

not mishee — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:51:24 +0000

Are you?

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 05:55:33 +0000

You certainly aren’t.

By: not mishee

not mishee — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:15:26 +0000

The sausage was fucking delicious.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:12:25 +0000

“Cracker”

I’ll bet all of the nurses were surprised when you suddenly came out of your decades-long coma.
I hate to be the one to tell you, but The Jeffersons only airs in re-runs now…jive turkey!

By: KoT

KoT — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:41:15 +0000

Ah, the crows coming back to roost! You see what happens, fruit cakes? When you demand liberal law … you reap the shit you wished to sow!

By: SanFran

SanFran — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:17:52 +0000

For real? No shit…

By: studentnurse

studentnurse — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:07:13 +0000

Good grief, when I created that “Bristol Stool Chart” graphic for wikipedia I didn’t know it would take on such a life of its own.
It is soon to become the ‘official’ representation within the NHS too!
Fame at last

By: SanFran

SanFran — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:31:01 +0000

Is this what passive aggressive love feels like?
I just so happen to have some anchor steam in the fridge, too!

By: MasterTwisted

MasterTwisted — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:22:30 +0000

Oh my, you are feeling the love now. *laughs*