Comments on: The Future Homeowners’ Association Presidents of America

By: msinformed

msinformed — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:58:52 +0000

hmm. so the board is like your facebook wall, only in real life?

how old skool!

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:57:04 +0000

Dear Lord Make It Stop.

Suck. My. Vagina.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:55:47 +0000

Mamason,

There are some incredibly sweet people here.

There are some clever people here who genuinely make me chuckle, chortle, snort, guffaw, and hop around coffee bars humping inanimate objects and/or harried strangers waiting impatiently for the 2 percent soy lattes.

There’s only one who is consistently both of these things consistently — and that is you.

If* there’s a clique here, I’m not in it. (Insert your own Groucho Marx line here.)

*asterisk next to the “If” is to indicate the author’s satiric intent.

Finally, I don’t mean to imply that Mamason is the only decent human being in this whole god forsaken, back-sniping hell-hole. She’s not.

But she’s the one who wrote something nice, without condescending to anyone, and offered up a well-thought-out, balanced viewpoint.

So in that spirit, I’ll gently suggest to the clique:
try to be more like mamason and me.

We’ll be watching you closely. Hopefully some of you can turn things around.

OK. That’s it for tonight. Get your pajamas on. Brush your teeth. Give Mom and Dad a kiss goodnight. AND NO MASTURBATING.

By: dearLordmakeitstop

dearLordmakeitstop — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:31:52 +0000

you must be one of those people that has to have the last word TheOldSchool.
nobody said anything on this for 9 fucking hours but you just keep beating that poor dead horse.
try sticking to the notes and stop fucking with people. you may think you’re clever but you’re not much more than fucking annoying!

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:16:41 +0000

Ghost Writer: I’m not so sure about the film. Did Charlotte’s Web feature Republicans dressed like bell hops flying through the sky?

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:14:42 +0000

Frankie,

I guess you’d like it if I always called you pretty early, but you know darn well that I believe in waking up naturally. I honor my body by letting it say when its time to get up. If it says noon, I can’t ignore it.

As for your vagina, haven’t we discussed it enough already? Please. Give it a rest. Air it out. Whatever.

A few days ago, the charming aaa mentioned sandy vaginas. He seems to be what we Americans call, The Real McCoy. He’s always there, at precisely the right instant, with the perfect folksy anecdote. That tale he told of sandy vaginas was so lovely I shared it with some of Mother’s elderly bridge club members. They, too, found it as heartwarming and inspiring as I did. I wish more people here were like him. But, sadly, until the cloning laws are modified, I’m afraid it’ll remain the stuff of fantasy. I’m not “bitching” about it, mind you. It just sticks in my craw, that’s all.

Don’t worry. For the time being, I know there’s only one of me, so I’m taking extra precautions (including: listening to my body). I just hope aaa is, too.

aaa: some of the Mother’s “girls” asked me to ask you if you play bridge.

By: Tbunny

Tbunny — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:52:02 +0000

my new favorite PHRASE is jilling off, and i can’t wait to use it in a sentence!!! plus, i think i’ve heard penii on Xavier:Renegade Angel

By: Mishee

Mishee — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:59:12 +0000

obviously your first visit to this blog.

I think kerry should put the word at the top of the homepage since it is used so often here.

that and a “gigglebrax” definition for the noobs!

By: ohREALLYfool

ohREALLYfool — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:38:17 +0000

I truly think penii is my new favorite word. No, I know it is.

By: monstrosity

monstrosity — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:52:48 +0000

It was working fine until we broke the fourth wall.

By: mamason

mamason — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:09:10 +0000

I have to say, I find all of this bickering really sad. I really don’t understand what happened to cause this level of animosity. It’s odd that we can say some really vile things that apparently amuse the majority here and then for some reason that I don’t quite understand, extreme offence is taken by some, for totally innocuous statements. I like to believe that the comments here, no matter how outrageous, are not meant to hurt. They’re meant to amuse, shock and stimulate thoughtful conversation. *OK, not so much for thoughtful conversation, but you get my point* I don’t care if someone is long winded. If it bothers me to read something that long, then I don’t. That’s one of the really cool things about this site. It’s not like running into my chatty neighbor at the grocery store and being trapped for an hour as she rambles on. I don’t think I ever feel better about myself when I attack someone personally. Since I tend to be more socially retarded than most, I usually end up losing those battles anyway so maybe that makes me feel a little sorry for other SR’s. Seriously, do we have cliques here? I love all my Panista’s.

By: mamason

mamason — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:39:52 +0000

You all are going to HELL! *unless you’re Catholic because then you can maybe go to confession and do some Hail Marys or you might just end up in purgatory, heaven’s own waiting room* What were we talking about?

By: Therapeutic Ramblings

Therapeutic Ramblings — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:36:46 +0000

It is never too early for next x-mas!!

My friends use to leave their x-mas lights all year…so whenever they threw a party, they’d say…”Just look for the x-mas lights!”

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:29:57 +0000

That movie was “Charlotte’s Web.
It was a pig, not a dog.

…and I drool over my shoelaces because I love old-school licorice.