Comments on: Art depreciation

By: Faye Polson

Faye Polson — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:25:03 +0000

For me, I absolutely HATE it when people would rather put up a note for public viewing than confront me directly about something – I think it’s a sign of respect to go to them personally and have a discussion. Pisses me right off. I’d have followed that note with “If the management has time to leave condesending notes on the staff board, the store must already be clean.”

By: Qwerty

Qwerty — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:09:21 +0000

The credits have been completely redone at the last minute and at great expense.

By: Frankie

Frankie — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:13:01 +0000

Oh! Claw called me a floozy! That’s the nicest term anyone has ever put to exactly what I am…. It’s okay though Claw, you can call me a straight up ho. I am not ashamed of it any more.

TOS way to take Claw’s joke about who he was named after and switch out the ingredients for your own… That’s Pantastic!

By: Mishee

Mishee — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:08:43 +0000

I actually prefer the ultra UNpretentious gift of a free UK version of the PassiveAggressiveNotes book, signed and personalized by the author…

oh wait… I already got one of those.

*still loves kerry*
*still sitting tight*

By: Frankie

Frankie — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:00:17 +0000

Look Everybody! They’re dating now! How cute. I’d invite you into our home for some privacy during your intimate times TOS and MW, but I’m afraid you’d violate our condom fern.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:34:30 +0000

MW if you actually do love me you have a funny way of showing it.

Just like RunBarbara – but over the years I’ve learned to like it when she paints my face up like a clown and takes me around down on a dog leash. I know now its just her way of showing me off.

I guess if I can like that, then I can learn to like your kind of love too.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:44:08 +0000

Something about her just seems to whisper to me that she is indeed the illegitimate spawn of Jacques Lacan and Tonya Harding.

Maybe you should get her their masterwork: “On Feminine Sexuality, the Limits of Love, Knowledge, and Knee-capping: The Seminars of Jacques Lacan and Tonya Harding.”

By: MW

MW — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:10:20 +0000

She just doesn’t realize how much I really love her. It’s an epic love story for the history books. We can even adopt some third world orphans and make it look like we’re saints with acting careers if she wants to.

By: MW

MW — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:07:49 +0000

I think she might like the ultra pretentious gift of a book by a little known philosopher she can pull random quotes from to sound smart. I know she could use it.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:04:44 +0000

MW, maybe if you can make your hoo-ha look like an abstract-expressionist bong, you can trick her into doing you.

Either that, or offer her a pint of cheap vermouth.

What’s easier?

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:00:26 +0000

MW: At least you’re still in Mishee’s in-box. I’ve been eradicated from her eyes.

I wonder what the town reference is? You didn’t buy any of her UNWORN panties, did you?

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:54:28 +0000

Mark,

Thanks for weighing in, Mark. I’ve been on pins and needles, wondering what your opinion might be.

(Will he? Won’t he? Jesus Jesse! Hurry!)

If it is any consolation to you, I think that you’re wonderful, and that you’re doing a marvelous job.

Has anyone told you that you bear an ever-so- slight resemblance to a Simpsons character?

If I were you, I’d sue Matt Groening for plagiarizing your face.

Trust me, Mark. He’ll settle out of court for mid-six figures.

(I’ll take half of that for giving you the heads up, but you’re free to do what you like with your third.)

Maybe with the money I receive, I might be able to buy some books about what it takes to make the grade at PAN.

I’ve got a strong back, the heart of an ox-mule, and scads ‘n’ scads of determination. Provided I can stick to the game plan: study hard, listen to the sage advice of my PAN handlers, I think I just might be able to crack this nut.

Promise that you won’t give up on me, Mark.

I’m gonna jog right now over to the Huskies’ Stadium and run up and down the stairs for a couple of hours, before hitting the Suzzallo Library for a night in the stacks!

Phew! Wish me luck!

By: MW

MW — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:52:36 +0000

I’ve been trying to kiss and make up with Mishee for a really long time. I just don’t understand why she doesn’t like me since I constantly reference her mother as a drunk whore, I really thought that was funny. I’m always open to doing the 69 with a stranger you know.

By: MW

MW — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:50:37 +0000

That must be a question with some cool reference I don’t understand because I’m such a loser.