How many wonders can one cavern hold?

February 4th, 2009 · 132 comments

After 55 years, the North Shore Music Theatre in Beverly, Mass. is closing its doors, Terrance writes, “and I wanted to preserve the rich history of notes and art that have accumulated over the years.”

First up: this artistic series from the intern lounge. (Sidenote: intern lounge?!)

Somebody pooped in the intern bathroom. And I had to dig it out with this!

Going' to poop in the LOBBY bathroom like the cool kids do.

I'll give you these flowers...if you stop pooping in this potty.

related: I’ll tell you what’s classy, though

FILED UNDER: art · Massachusetts · odor · shit · toilet


132 responses so far ↓

  • #1   candybeans

    is this some sort of anti-pooping theatre troupe? what *happens* in these toilets making poop so offensive? (aside from its natural offensiveness, i suppose)

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:35 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   better on paper bang

      I’ll assume it’s one of those tiny bathrooms with very thin walls…

      Feb 5, 2009 at 10:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   HairySwede

      we’re sure they arent pooping in the urinal right?

      Feb 21, 2009 at 11:01 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   T.U.M.

    They had to dig the poop out with a live chicken?

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:35 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   unfortunate names

      naw, with the dinglehopper.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 7:59 pm   rating: 35  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Kosi

      and we all know the proper use of a dinglehopper is for brushing hair, not depoopifying.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 9:17 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   yellowcroissant541 bang

    or did they have the live chicken dig it out w/ a fork??

    i’m confused…..

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   amy d bang

      If he dug it out with that fork, then why are his fingers all black?

      That’s just gross.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Wolverine Girl bang

      That’s nowhere near as bad as the black bit on his beak. Nasty!

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:33 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Ti O bang

      Tastes like chicken
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      shit.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 11:57 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   yellowcroissant541 bang

    wait.

    i don’t think it’s a chicken.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:39 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Mishee bang

      yellowcroissant.

      look to the right… down a little… right below the gray talk bubble you are reading now…

      there is a little blue link that says “add to this thread” (if its an original comment then it says “reply to this comment”)…

      Use it.

      Please, for the love of God, use it….

      Feb 4, 2009 at 6:42 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Mishee bang

      and of course it isn’t a chicken!

      its fucking Scuttle the Seagull!

      and in his hand… a bona fide dinglehopper… very rare find…

      Feb 4, 2009 at 6:52 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Mishee bang

    then I guess I will just have to go to the showers to poop.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:40 pm   rating: 37  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Vic

    If they don’t want you to poop in the potty, where would they prefer you pooped?!

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:40 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Lorelie

      In the lobby trash can, silly. All *real* theater crazies know that.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:32 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   mamason bang

      They must have dressing rooms, right?

      Feb 4, 2009 at 10:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Bunnee

      No, silly. They’re interns! Everyone knows that interns in a musical theater don’t have their own dressing rooms! …..Wait. What the hell ARE interns in a musical theater?

      Feb 4, 2009 at 10:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   fantasy bang

      Don’t you know what interns do?

      They are there to blow the head honcho, then try to screw him out of his job.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 1:02 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Mishee bang

    Lucy looks like she has to puke, not poop.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:40 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Lorelie

      It’s a little known fact that Lucy had a problem with bulimia.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:33 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Monkeyspeaks

      Yea… Lucy looks pretty constipated – I think they should let her just poop where she wants.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:37 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Thanks!

      I always knew Lucy had a problem, she has a poop fettish, I’ll bet Charlie Brown holds plastic wrap over his face while Lucy poops on it!

      Feb 4, 2009 at 9:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   Canthz_B bang

      You’re right Moneyspeaks. She’s going to be in there for some time, that’s why she has a book bag instead of a newspaper.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 9:57 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   TheOldSchool

      Thanks, Thanks.

      Growing up with them as we have, we know Lucy’s going to yank the wrap off Charlie’s face right as her first torpedo is launched.

      Rats….

      Feb 5, 2009 at 1:38 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.6   Holiday Djinn

      Holy Hot Carl Charlie Brown!

      Feb 5, 2009 at 7:25 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.7   Ti O bang

      Look out for that Meatwad!

      Feb 5, 2009 at 11:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.8   Monkeyspeaks

      Wow – can you imagine a poop so intensely large and long that you need a backpack full of books vs just, say, a magazine?

      Phew.

      I hope she has matches in that bag.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 1:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.9   Ti O bang

      One can dream,
      One can only dream.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 1:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Monkeyspeaks

    Obviously these musicians are having bowl movement problems. Perhaps they eat too much fiber.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:43 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   amy d bang

      Maybe they glued the bowls with the fiber in them to the stage floor? You know how artists are, always trying to make ordinary stuff into art. :)

      Feb 4, 2009 at 6:50 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   se

      or, the potties being used were fakes, just props for the stage. now, how disgusting would that be if someone pooped in it?

      Feb 4, 2009 at 7:36 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   RandyinReno

      They are trying to poop bowls?!

      I’d be surprised if they ever had another bowel movement in their lives!

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:32 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   Ti O bang

      Johann Crapper’s Bowel Movement in B-Flat Piccalo Sgabello gave the wind section a lot of difficulty. But once they went outside and smoked a bowl they could let it go easily.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Mishee bang

    I have heard of interns getting treated like third class citizens in some places, but to not let them poop is unconstitutional.

    and just wrong.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:45 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Andy

    These signs are a load of crap.

    Everyone knows girls don’t poop.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:47 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   NoExit

      Andy, yes we do, actually, but we only poop rose-scented talcum powder.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 7:28 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Holiday Djinn

      Andy, that’s just ridiculous. I can’t tell you how many women I have either secretly video taped while they poop, or just payed them to poop on me.

      What can I say, I’m a foody.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 7:28 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Monkeyspeaks

      NoExit – I don’t know about you. But I don’t poop. I sit in the bathroom and arrange flowers. Sometimes I clean it just so it can be extra clean for when a male might need to use it! I know how much they love that lemon scented freshness of a clean lavetory.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 1:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   msb

    i think this is a special class of sign, using premade coloring book sheets to express passive aggressiveness in a new way.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:55 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   zombieBlanco bang

      I agree! Just imagine what we could do with color-yourself fuzzy posters or paint by number kits. An entire new subculture of PANness.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:40 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Wolverine Girl bang

      I’m just waiting for the PAN scrapbookers to come out of the woodwork.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 10:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Quite Contrary bang

      Crayons instead of highlighters or colored markers? That’s just wrong.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:57 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   amy d bang

    Apparently when you are in the Intern bathroom, you are supposed to internalize your need to poop.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 6:59 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   yellowcroissant541 bang

    maybe they have a phobia of poop… but is that even possible?
    (and yes mishee, i see it now, and i’m currently in shock from my own brilliance)

    Feb 4, 2009 at 7:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Cady

    Where, exactly, do they want people to poop? I mean, I’ve been pooping in the toilet for years. Have I been making a fool of myself this whole time?!?!?

    Feb 4, 2009 at 7:20 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   anglophile bang

      You might try the shower, the dressing room, or the trashcan at the Post Office for starters.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:22 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   Jinx

      Or just in the Lobby….

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   Monkeyspeaks

      Someone obviously hasn’t experienced the joy of pooping in the forrest.

      Not that I would know either. I just. Arrange flowers.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 1:26 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   Mishee bang

      re: 14.3:

      poor Mr. Gump.

      mama always told him they were chocolates.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 1:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Dina

    I love how in the first one it looks like Ariel’s raising her hand as if to say “Me next!” or even (dare I think it?) “I was the pooper!”

    Feb 4, 2009 at 7:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   RandyinReno

      She’s ready to ask what poop is.

      See, no matter what angle you look at her from, Ariel obviously has no rectum.

      I’ve looked lots of times. No pooper whatsoever. Also, no vagina.

      Kind of disheartening.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Lorelie

      *trying to figure out where she poops from, considering the tail and all*

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   fantasy bang

      I guess that means no fucking with the mermaids.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:48 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   TheOldSchool

      Mermaid Fucking:

      Step 1. Take her out to an expensive non-seafood restaurant.

      Step 2. Charm her into coming over to your place so she can check out your view of the lake.

      Step 3. Mermaids dig Barry White.

      Step 4. This is the one occasion when owning a waterbed actually makes sense.

      Step 5. Call her a water taxi in the morning.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 1:20 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.5   TheOldSchool

      Mermaid Pooping:

      Mermaids don’t poop. They excuse themselves to go powder their noses. While doing so, they like to smoke cigarettes, read the sports pages, and then, once their noses are nice and powdery, they wash their hands and fog bomb the premises with glade air freshener. It’s quite simple, really.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 1:30 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   se

    maybe the interns weren’t supposed to use the star potties.
    wouldn’t want to mingle the special people poop with the peon poop

    Feb 4, 2009 at 7:28 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Lorelie

      Ah hah! That’s what the fork was for! De-mingling!

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   RandyinReno

      The fork is for separating the corn for recycling.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:37 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   mamason bang

      I always pee on my poop.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 10:22 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   JoelWhy

    Lucy, no need to walk all the way to the lobby bathroom when you have that handy, dandy backpack with you.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 7:30 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   matt bang

    hearing an intern’s cry of distress, the chicken grabs the nearest utensil and rushes to the bathroom. Realising that an intern is experiencing pooping problems, the bathroom chicken carefully and delicately assists the intern in the passing of said poop using the fork.

    Our Intern is currently undergoing delicate surgery to reconstruct colorectal passages as chickens do not have opposable thumbs and therefore are not suitable candidates to perform manual evacuations..maybe next time try a spoon

    Feb 4, 2009 at 7:42 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   yellowcroissant541 bang

      it’s scuttle the seagull.
      lmao

      Feb 4, 2009 at 7:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   RandyinReno

      O…M…G…

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   MoxieHart

    Who’s letting penguins use the regular bathroom? Don’t they have their own bathroom?
    PENGUIN SEGREGATION FOREVER!

    Feb 4, 2009 at 7:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   SockHead

      Fuck you, penguin! What makes you so damn cute, amirite?

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   hungrygrrl

    TC you have made my day!

    Feb 4, 2009 at 7:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   teeg

    Those things are giving me acid flashbacks.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 8:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Thanks!

      Watch out for those damn love penquins, they’ll have you shitting on the floor!

      Feb 4, 2009 at 9:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   Wade bang

    By intern lounge they mean janitor’s closet, and by potty they mean mop sink.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 8:13 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   TheOldSchool bang

    About the art-work we’re finding around here.

    It’s hard for us to believe that it’s not cutting into poop production time.

    Though it’s nice artwork, let’s focus on having a nice poop troupe. : )

    Feb 4, 2009 at 8:21 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   anglophile bang

      My sincere compliments on a genuinely funny comment. :)

      Feb 4, 2009 at 8:24 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   TheOldSchool

      I’m just glad I finally found my voice.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 11:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   Mishee bang

      Who are you and what have you done with the real TheOldSchool?

      *Twilight Zone theme*

      Feb 5, 2009 at 10:13 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   C

    If the toilet is so shitty (pun obviously intended) that it cannot accommodate 50% of its design function, it’s time to save the money spent on kitschy coloring books and put it toward a new can.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 8:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Lenny

      The term intern doesn’t seem to be ringing you bell

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   SockHead

    So if I don’t poop in the LOBBY bathroom, I’m not a cool kid? That explains so much…

    Feb 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   MW

    Why shouldn’t you have explosive diarrhea in someone else’s toilet? It’s the only time you don’t have to clean it up yourself!

    Feb 4, 2009 at 8:42 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   RandyinReno

      Well done, MW!

      I was jonesing for an explosive diarrhea comment as I was sitting down this afternoon. Think of the shitcicles.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 10:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   MW

      Explosive diarrhea really isn’t something you should aim for since it generally means you ate or drank something wanting to make your organs their bitch.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 11:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   Mark bang

      It also means that there’s probably fecal mist all over the bathroom. Even on your TOOTHBRUSH!

      Feb 5, 2009 at 10:53 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.4   MW

      I have spent a great deal of my life trying to eliminate fecal mist from my life and surfaces, but it’s hard to see and control, especially when THERE’S NO LID. *shudder*

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.5   RandyinReno

      Still, a thread is always better with an explosive diarrhea comment!

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.6   amy d bang

      *looks at the fecal mist dripping down RandyinReno’s face*

      *hands him a towel*

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.7   MW

      It’s good for the pores.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.8   Mishee bang

      you shouldn’t hand him a towel.

      spray his face with liquid nitrogen… then we will really have some shitsicles! :D

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.9   MW

      Insert a stick and make a poopsicle! *slurp*

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Canthz_B bang

    I’m not at all surprised.

    Seagulls will eat just about anything!

    Feb 4, 2009 at 8:47 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   T.U.M.

    My mom always tells the story of the time Uncle Norm lost his temper while fixing the toilet and yelled out, “Why can’t you kids just s*** at school?”

    Feb 4, 2009 at 8:52 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   TheOldSchool bang

      “always”?

      You have my sympathy, T.U.M.

      That would get annoying.

      Has anyone ever told you that you bear an ever-so-slight resemblance to Frankie’s snatch?

      If I were you, I’d sue her for plagiarizing your face.

      No, I wouldn’t. She’s just doing whatever it takes to achieve her goal. God bless.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 9:11 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   Holiday Djinn

      Seriously TUM, what where you eating at school that made your crap clog the toilet? Marbles? Blackboard erasers? The large bottle of rubber cement?

      Feb 5, 2009 at 7:31 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   tinkerbell2

      Phew, TheOldSchool’s unfunny again. Must have been a blip.

      Feb 6, 2009 at 7:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.4   Canthz_B bang

      see feb 4 submit date.

      give him a chance.

      Feb 6, 2009 at 8:22 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Landry

    As a Beverly resident, I have been to NSMT many times (minus that one time I was supposed to go see a show but the night before it caught on fire… true story) and I had no idea the bathrooms sucked that bad. People need to save this theatre, if only so the crappy coloring can continue.

    Feb 4, 2009 at 10:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   a

      this is the only bathroom that sucks. it is not a public bathroom. it has no ventilation. musicians use it, apparently for pooping and the smell travels into the intern lounge and nearby offices… it’s pretty gross.

      Feb 4, 2009 at 11:07 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   TheOldSchool

      Thank you for clarifying the situation, a.

      Armed with this new information, we all need to go back and revise our original comments.

      There is a very real drama taking place in that theatre, and it’s … not … on … the … stage.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:22 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.3   Ti O bang

      “apparently for pooping”
      are you not sure if they are pooping or could be that they are clandestinely microwaving hobo socks. each has it’s own particular bouquet.

      Damn dirty musicians! :razz:

      Feb 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.4   Bunnee

      OK, the poop smell travels. Yuck. But we still haven’t learned the reason as to why they have to dig the poop out of the toilet with a fork!

      Feb 6, 2009 at 10:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Canthz_B bang

    Like most low-budget arts centers, North Shore Music Theatre relies on crappy interns to make it all possible!

    Feb 4, 2009 at 10:35 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   mamason bang

    I’ll take those flowers now.

    You shit on the floor!

    Duh. The sign said I could have the flowers if I stopped pooping in the potty. Sooo…

    So, what?

    I’ll take those flowers now.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 12:38 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Olivia

    Maybe it’s at a dungeon…y’know, where customers pay for that shit.

    Waste not want not, I always say.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 12:54 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Canthz_B bang

    *****

    Feb 5, 2009 at 8:10 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   Mishee bang

      You took the words right out of my mouth CB.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 10:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Ti O

    Like most community theaters the NSMT actors leave their bombs on stage.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 8:44 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   claw71 bang

    Yeah, go ahead and poop in the lobby loo like the cool kids do. See how that works out for you. Don’t you know that cool kids have stronger sphincters? They can hold it in while they walk. If you’re not careful you’ll end up pooping in the lobby and everybody will see it. You’ll never be cool, so just give up and poop in the office like all of the other losers.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 8:56 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   Ti O bang

      The cool kids are just crop dusting everybody in the house as they make their stool stroll up the aisle.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   claw71 bang

    I’ve seen this song and dance before; people everywhere are so possessive of their restrooms and they project some pretty strong emotions when they feel that their sense of ownership is violated.

    Of course if I were part of this theater I’d just act like I didn’t see the notes.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 9:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   claw71 bang

    Ladies and gentlemen, North Shore is proud to present Chris Isaak:

    I know somebody and they took a poop
    In this toilet that’s reserved for me and you
    I had to smell it; I swear it’s true, yeah that’s why I’m cryin

    It was somebody who works off the stage
    They shouldn’t poop here…now I’m enraged
    I wrote the message on a colored page, yeah, I’m sick of cryin

    So plee-HEEE-eeeez go down the hall, don’t poop near me
    Or plee-HEEE-EEE-EEEZ just stay away, call in sick for me

    I know when somebody’s trying…I know when somebody’s trying
    I know when somebody’s trying, I know when somebody’s tryin
    To sneak in and take a secret poo
    I can hear you straining in the loo
    It makes me queasy, sometimes I puke
    just to, hear you trying

    Feb 5, 2009 at 10:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   Mishee bang

      It makes me queasy, sometimes I puke…

      Funny, that’s how I felt when I saw Chris Issak perform in May ’07.

      But it was worth it for Stevie.

      (hey, she just popped up on my iPod as I typed her name. She loves me too! I swear it! That’s why I stalk her…)

      Feb 5, 2009 at 10:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.2   claw71 bang

      I bet Stevie could stink up a bathroom too. Especially in her coke snorting days.

      She’s probably a grunter. Everybody knows when she’s halfway through a log.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 11:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.3   Ti O bang

      * Gruuuuuunt plop aaaaahhhhhh *

      Feb 5, 2009 at 12:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Mishee bang

    Note to everyone:

    this thread should not be read as you eat your breakfast.

    just a suggestive warning.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 10:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   Mark bang

      “The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children.”

      Feb 5, 2009 at 10:59 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.2   Mishee bang

      I should make a label like that for my wedding video.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 11:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.3   claw71 bang

      I saw that video!

      The GHB wears off and Mishee has to club her husband into submission. Then her dad gets horny and rapes the flower girl.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 11:08 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.4   Mishee bang

      Of course you saw that video.

      You are the one in the back row wildly masturbating while eying the best man with “that” look in your eyes. I still wonder what happened after you followed him into the restroom after the service…

      Poor guy hasn’t been quite the same since.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 11:14 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.5   MW

      The best man just wanted to take a shit. He thought it would be a lot more pleasant than looking at the bride. And more fragrant.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 2:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #39   Themiki bang

    I’m a little disturbed by the complete lack of coloring skills displayed by this theatre troupe. Why is Lucy green?

    Feb 5, 2009 at 10:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #39.1   Andy

      I thought her green hue was a clear indicator of her violent urge to defecate.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 11:46 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #40   Frankie bang

    I refuse to comment on this one…

    Feb 5, 2009 at 11:22 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   Frankie bang

      refuse

      Feb 5, 2009 at 11:30 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   Andy

    I’ve seen “March of the Penguins”. They have to all huddle together and sit on top of their eggs for months to prevent them from freezing. I doubt they even poop at all, but if they do, for sure everyone knows who did it.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 11:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   kimberlimhh bang

    Legs are required for jumping, dancing AND pooping.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 2:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   TheOldSchool

    Problem solved:

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/55587/saturday-night-live-pampers

    Feb 5, 2009 at 3:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Monkey Speaks bang

    APPARENTLY – the pooping epidemic has inspired new hope at the theatre… they’re raising money to stay open.
    I for one will visit if I ever hit MASS…. but i WILL remember to poop prior to visiting.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 4:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   SpamMeNot

    I bet it’s those darn Lobby workers.

    They get tired of all the Interns pooping in their bathroom and smelling it all up, they take their retribution by pooping in the Interns’ bathroom.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 4:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Red

    Um.
    Save the poop!
    http://www.nsmt.org

    Feb 5, 2009 at 5:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Shawn Bryan

    These are some uppity damn interns to be so protective of their precious bathroom. I wonder if variances on these cartoon signs have been placed in the intern lounge for the entirety of the 55 years the North Shore Music Theater has been around.

    Feb 8, 2009 at 5:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   bobby

    It makes me so mad when people try to shame other people into not doing basic human functions in appropriate places. Keep your unhealthy body issues out of my life.

    Feb 10, 2009 at 2:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Hold on!

    The North Shore Music Theatre isn’t closing anymore! I went to see HSM2 there, and was really sad to hear it planned to close after the show, but they’ve made enough money to stay open for at least a while.

    Feb 15, 2009 at 4:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   JAB

    I used to go there all the time… I was so sad when I heard on the news that they were closing. Little did I know what kinds of wars went on off the stage!

    Feb 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    Jun 12, 2009 at 6:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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