Comments on: Mothers, lock up your crackers

By: I am clearly too busy writing notes, so could somebody less important than me take care of this?

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 03:06:08 +0000

[...] supplies away, and moved the note. Later, I was thanked for cleaning the table. [...]

By: Scott Mercer

Scott Mercer — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:13:15 +0000

Uh, actually kind of vague.

Is this salami in fact SPOILED, or just of subpar quality?

By: beau

beau — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 23:41:19 +0000

I have never understood the “only the manager can throw away spoiled food” philosophy that seems to prevail in certain restaurants. Any food service employee who suspects something is even the slightest bit rancid has a moral obligation to throw it away immediately. How can this be a point of dispute? Why don’t health regulations require this?

I guess this is just yet another example of capitalism run amok (and of why, contrary to the predictions of my grandfather, I am getting more liberal with age.)

By: Laura

Laura — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 02:06:22 +0000

This is exactly like a mini-Sharpie marker commercial I saw, where a teenage boy takes a half-gallon milk jug from the fridge, opens it, smells it and makes a face. He then takes his Sharpie and writes “BAD” on the milk, and puts it back in the fridge. Only, that was fictional.

By: Jaimie

Jaimie — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:56:37 +0000

This isn’t really passive aggressive though, is it?

This isn’t something they’d say in person to anyone in particular anyway, because they just want everyone who sees the salami to know that it’s bad.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 01:44:48 +0000

I’m predicting scads of burgeoning punk bands popping up in suburbs across america calling themselves “Bad Salami.”

By: Tina

Tina — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:32:58 +0000

well fucking duh. if they threw it out, once it got hot it would start to stink (or maybe already did) so they simply put the note. and put it back, so they could throw it away when they were heading to the dumpster or something.

big deal dumb ass be lucky its labeled and you didn’t eat it.

By: unfortunate names

unfortunate names — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:42:31 +0000

maybe that’s what made it go bad in the first place, all the negativity.

By: Doesn't Pull Out

Doesn't Pull Out — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:54:02 +0000

HAHAHA! That’s my Little General’s nick name. The Bad Salami!

Except the General looks a lot less, well, nasty.

By: TP

TP — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:58:43 +0000

I cannot help but wonder: What would Brian Boitano do with Bad Salami?

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:06:07 +0000

Maybe it’s slang. “Bad” means “really cool” and this salami is baaad!! If the salami had ears, it’d have the most awesome shades!:-)

By: VegasBarbie

VegasBarbie — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:03:01 +0000

It’s not bad salami…it’s just made some bad choices! Don’t label it!!!

By: Mr. Sal Ami

Mr. Sal Ami — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:01:52 +0000

Yes, you needed something?

By: secondsout

secondsout — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:17:03 +0000

OK, then, snee. I’ll spank you with my salami. Bend over.