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By: Taubin

Taubin — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:40:07 +0000

This pretty much sums up how my v-day went…

By: Yelena

Yelena — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:51:55 +0000

Totally agree with Ryan. : )

By: Anonymous me

Anonymous me — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:49:50 +0000

I wish they had one that says “I hope you trip and fall and find yourself with a hot poker up the ass, a fork in the soft part of the right upper thigh, a pair of bodflies growing in your face, athelete’s foot and planter’s warts on both feet, crotch itch, dandruff, and fecal matter on the tip of your nose. – have a nice day – ”

Hatemark – see us for all your Hate Holiday needs.

By: Jules

Jules — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 11:21:42 +0000

Completely hysterical!!

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:56:17 +0000

Um, duh! We’re talkin’ bout Claw! (shut yo’ mouth!)

By: passive-aggressive black chick

passive-aggressive black chick — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:30:49 +0000

Use of slang: check
Gratuitous use of the phrase “malt liquor”: check
Black comedies: check
“Nigga” thrown in for good measure: check.

Conclusion: You’re white.

By: better on paper

better on paper — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:08:48 +0000

I’ve always wanted to get a special batch of conversation hearts made up with similar sayings.

By: agatha christie

agatha christie — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:15:07 +0000

Blue, I didn’t even realize I’d made the mistake. I had an instant vision of Homer Simpson singing the Batman theme and through some mental mishap, did not type clearly.

To answer your question, I think some would suggest the old anthrax-in-your-mail trick, but it would be ill advised. Maybe hire a florist to kick her in the kneecap after delivering a bouquet of dead flowers?

By: anglophile

anglophile — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:27:11 +0000

/no, too completely unrelated to the note

By: Sirius

Sirius — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:20:53 +0000

/no, too creepy

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:45:06 +0000

To you, mrdelayer, as well.

It would be gauche to award myself bonus points, besides, I have a Life. And a Look.

But, at the moment, they’re not whispering my name with quite the same sense of urgency as is a certain Gentleman’s Relaxation periodical on the nightstand.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:37:46 +0000

Are you suggesting that the term, “passive aggressive,” does not pertain to “irritable bowel syndrome”?

Interesting.

That might explain the lack of specific commentary.

I thought you were all just delicately tip-toeing around the volcano’s rim.

By: summer

summer — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:10:42 +0000

the hearts make it passive.