Two target customers for Lisa Frank’s new line of movie tie-in stickers — coming soon to the Hot Topic/Urban Outfitters near you!
(Above, from Colorado. Below, from California.)
related: Do not kiss on someone else’s kiss
extra credit: The legend of Casey™ and Caymus™
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#1
better on paper
The Fact that she closes with “Love Molly” and a rainbow unicorn makes this PAN even better.
All the best hate mail is signed with “love”
Feb 15, 2009 at 11:07 pm rating: 90
#2
Heroin
My word, that paper is filthy.
Feb 15, 2009 at 11:21 pm rating: 90
#3
zombieBlanco
Valentine Turtle: The Easter Bunny’s not-so-famous second cousin.
Feb 15, 2009 at 11:27 pm rating: 90
#4
TheOldSchool
Tyler? Where he from? He is Serb, no? Why he has Lisa Frank? The paper — she’s greasy.
Molly: you, me, sleep, yes? Unicorns. I love. No shell, like turtle. Big horn. He pokes. I poke you.
Feb 15, 2009 at 11:28 pm rating: 90
#5
whOOt
Oh SNAP!
Feb 15, 2009 at 11:33 pm rating: 90
#6
Canthz_B
Maybe Amor is just chicken…captured by the colonel, he’s your batter half. He’s better with 11 herbs and spices!
Feb 15, 2009 at 11:41 pm rating: 90
#7
Canthz_B
Tyler was just a little late…what did you expect?…He’s a damned turtle.
Feb 15, 2009 at 11:44 pm rating: 90
#8
Canthz_B
Turtle ♥ means she likes it slow and steady.
Feb 15, 2009 at 11:48 pm rating: 90
#9
Sirius
Dear Tyler,
I’m sorry if my turtle wasn’t pretty enough. I started with blue and green but it seemed to need red. Lots of red.
I’m a little weak from all the blood loss, so I think I’ll just tape it to your door and go lie down. We probably won’t see each other anymore.
Love, Mol
. .
. .
Feb 15, 2009 at 11:52 pm rating: 90
#10
Sirius
On another note
Judging from the paper, I’m thinking butter half
Feb 15, 2009 at 11:54 pm rating: 90
#11
Canthz_B
I heard a song once where a guy had a Bi Her half. “Jimmy’s Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him”. Why frown?…Even the sun goes down!
Feb 16, 2009 at 12:00 am rating: 90
#12
Canthz_B
I’m sending my love to you,
I hope it gives you a smile.
My heart I’m sending to you,
On the shell of a reptile.
Feb 16, 2009 at 12:10 am rating: 90
#13
Maud
At least he likes Lisa Frank, which means they must have something in common.
Feb 16, 2009 at 12:21 am rating: 90
#14
Wolverine Girl
Tyler, you LEED! How could you!
Feb 16, 2009 at 1:18 am rating: 90
#15
Neeners
I’m wondering how old these people are 8 or 9 maybe? I remember having super cute stationary like that when I was that age. Molly, a guy who writes on stationary by Lisa Frank is going to try and wear your underwear when your not around, so kudos for dumping him. Wondering what those oily marks are but maybe I shouldn’t ask.
Feb 16, 2009 at 1:39 am rating: 90
#16
Jessica
I get the feeling that Molly would sing The Sound of Music’s “My Favorite Things” and replace certain words with “Valentine Turtles” after placing this note.
She doesn’t feel so bad anymore.
Feb 16, 2009 at 3:58 am rating: 90
#17
C
Lisa Frank shit is still around?! I was talking about it the other day at work and nobody under age 24 had even heard of it.
Feb 16, 2009 at 7:41 am rating: 90
#18
CCPablo
Amor,
Estas son las palabras más voy a escribir. Mi boca es sed por falta de tu beso. El viento sopla de los buques en el puerto y se le ha ido. Mientras escribo estas palabras amargas lágrimas mi mancha este documento. Lágrimas que desembocan en el océano y después de usted.
Feb 16, 2009 at 8:26 am rating: 90
#19
QuarterRoy00
I’m confused as to why Molly felt the need to add an exclamation point to the end of her sign-off. Maybe to represent the unicorn?
Feb 16, 2009 at 8:28 am rating: 90
#20
aaa
Y’know, that last note really isn’t that PA. All my communication with my SOs in the past has been via tiger (or heart or dragon or Invader Zim or whatever the anime character du jour is)-emblazoned note. I mean, it’s healthy to make clever quips (or just scream at them) at their expense in a note written on little girl stationary posted in a public place for all to see, right? I mean, there’s some other reason why I’m living by myself with my trained rats, right?
Feb 16, 2009 at 8:32 am rating: 90
#21
GhostWriter
That first note is so ripped from the “Valentine’s Daze” episode of “Flight of the Conchords”
In the end, Jemaine got a Valentine turtle tattoo on his ass, so Mel would stop whining.
Feb 16, 2009 at 9:21 am rating: 90
#22
claw71
Tyler’s response is so catty, I can almost feel the lisp. Plus, the guy is named Tyler and it would appear that he owns at least one prissy notebook. Something tells me Tyler stood Molly up in favor of a little guy on guy action. Totally not gay, of course, but sometimes a dude just wants to wrap his lips around another dude’s penis.
Feb 16, 2009 at 10:04 am rating: 90
#23
Ti O
Lisa Frank is not as well known as her Dutch cousin. Eventually Lisa’s writing output was reduced to nothing and she concentrated on her girly stationery and unicorn ranching businesses.
Feb 16, 2009 at 10:44 am rating: 90
#24
GhostWriter
“Please note that this painting is the LAST in a series of Nature Love images that you will receive, Tyer, unless you RENEW NOW!!“
Feb 16, 2009 at 10:50 am rating: 90
#25
aaa
Molly,
Tyler didn’t meet you to pick up his hideous valentine turtle because he was in a car accident and now is a vegetable. So no, he won’t be seeing you anymore. Feel better now?
Love,
Tyler’s mom
P.S. It’s just as well. I really didn’t like you that much, anyway.
Feb 16, 2009 at 10:59 am rating: 90
#26
GhostWriter
As Molly’s stages of grief progress towards acceptance, she plays her final card; informing Tyler that it is she (not him!) who has chosen to end this relationship.
Feb 16, 2009 at 11:15 am rating: 90
#27
Woman on the Verge
Can you draw this turtle? If so, you could have a career in comics!
Sorry, had a flashback. Too many cold meds.
Feb 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm rating: 90
#28
secondsout
Perhaps it’s just me, but the unicorn’s tail resembles a dollop of rainbow-colored toothpaste. Looks terrible.
Feb 16, 2009 at 3:25 pm rating: 90
#29
zombie kid
“I like turtles…”
Feb 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm rating: 90
#30
secondsout
Doesn’t sound like Tyler is losing much. Girl, it’s Valentine’s Day and he doesn’t give a SHIT about your valentine turtle painting. Be more realistic about what he wants.
Feb 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm rating: 90
#31
Zhopka
Painting.
She called it “painting”.
Feb 16, 2009 at 4:13 pm rating: 90
#32
joequincy
oddly enough… I used to know both Tyler and Molly.
Good to see the girl hasn’t changed a bit. Validates the fact that I ignore her.
Mar 7, 2009 at 12:07 pm rating: 90
#33 really though — carnations?
[...] related: he’s just not that into unicorns [...]
Mar 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm rating: 90
#34 girls gone wild…with colored markers
[...] decide: which masterpiece is most worthy of the lisa frank award for the most artistic expression of repressed [...]
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:09 pm rating: 90
#35
Eliot
What about unitards!? Is he just not that into unitards?
Mar 11, 2009 at 5:13 pm rating: 90
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