No, it’s not passive-aggressive

February 18th, 2009 · 114 comments

…but this nail salon’s signage — photographed by Faye in Miami — is just too incredible not to share.

QT NAILS & SPA: Professionally Done By Asians QT NAILS & SPA: Professionally Done By Asians

related: Why I hate Miami, exhibit a

extra credit: Why are so many nail salons owned by Asians, anyway? [businessweek.com]

FILED UNDER: Florida · Miami · oh no you didn't · tangent time


114 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Vic Torey-Paughn (nsfw)

    My favourite signage anywhere is for some builders in London:
    “Patel and sons,
    you’ve tried the cowboys, now try the Indians”.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm   rating: 45  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   liz

    Because you know fake nails applied by non-Asians are just no good…

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Mishee bang

    If I walk into a nail place and Asians aren’t sitting around chattering while doing manis and pedis… well, I just turn right around and walk out.

    I mean, who wants your nails done by someone you can converse with??

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:09 pm   rating: 32  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Holiday Djinn

      I have always been taught, that it is improper to speak with the help.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 1:30 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   D / DM

      I’d agree. I’ve never had my nails did, but I made the mistake of telling a masseuse that I’d just finished the bar exam…

      …at which point she proceeded to ask me for legal advice. While crying. Until time was up, at which point she happily announced, “Okay, we’re done!”

      I still can’t believe I paid for that massage AND tipped her.

      Feb 20, 2009 at 4:44 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   MAMARILLA2 bang

    And with this sign they have invited every over processed, boufont styled, overweight, polyester wearing, thinks she’s got money babe in the county to their store. You know they’re happpy.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Frankie bang

    You walk in and they say, “Hi! You wan get you nail done?”

    And I’m left thinking, Just one???

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   sarcastic monkey

      Nice racial comment.

      Ass.

      Feb 20, 2009 at 3:23 pm   rating: 37  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Mishee bang

      Ass, hmm?

      Methinks that’s what you better be watching, you fucking bum.

      .sex.

      Feb 20, 2009 at 3:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Frankie bang

      Yeah, I just figured that since nobody else was going to make off hand racist jokes that I’d be the only one. Oh wait a minute here… You mean to tell me that I’m not the only one? Someone else here has told a racist joke just to point out how rediculous and outdated they are now? Well fuck. I guess I’ll have to find another serious minded blog to reign down my bigoted terrorizing on and…. What’s that? This site isn’t a serious discussion forum you say? Well that tears it. I need a nap to get over this.

      Feb 20, 2009 at 3:55 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   Mishee bang

      But Frankie… its funny cause its true!

      Feb 20, 2009 at 3:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.5   Frankie bang

      You got me there Mish. It is true.

      Feb 20, 2009 at 3:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.6   sarcastic monkey

      Mishee – defender of racist comments

      Frankie – ass

      Feb 24, 2009 at 12:46 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.7   Frankie bang

      sarcastic monkey- ignorant.
      You did realize that my original comment was from a quote by an ASIAN comedian right? Oh, you didn’t? Well then you can kiss my ass and go to hell…

      Feb 24, 2009 at 1:25 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.8   Frankie bang

      :D

      Feb 24, 2009 at 1:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.9   Mishee bang

      I try to do my best to defend anyone or anything that isn’t able to defend itself…

      Like the Pet Rock. Leave those poor fuckers alone!! They can’t help being what they are!

      Feb 24, 2009 at 1:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.10   mamason bang

      Somebody should spank that monkey.

      Hey, don’t gooks and chinks eat monkeys?

      Feb 24, 2009 at 2:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.11   D / DM

      Beats me. I know Spics don’t.

      Mar 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Mishee bang

    I thought we got enough of making fun of Asians during the “3rd Floor Chinese Girl” note…

    Well, I guess you can never get enough of making fun of Asians now that I think about it!

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Frankie bang

      I think Miley Cyrus was the one who made it so popular again.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   mamason bang

      The problem with Asian racial humor is that an hour after you make one offensive comment, you want to make another.

      Feb 24, 2009 at 2:56 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Mishee bang

    I love that in this strip mall (I assume) you can get your nails done by real Asians, get a tattoo by Lou, and then run over to the “tobacco store” and buy yourself a killer Graffix bong.

    I must move to Miami.

    No.. wait…. nevermind.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:20 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Mark bang

      Bong? What’s that? Oh, you mean tobacco water pipe, don’t you? Wink wink, nudge nudge?

      Feb 18, 2009 at 1:31 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Mike

      Just ask Michael Phelps for directions.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 5:19 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Frankie bang

      Is he that guy on the box of Weedies?

      Feb 19, 2009 at 11:00 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Vic Torey-Paughn (nsfw)

    I’m liking “High Tide” tobacco and gifts. Now just what could they be insinuating there?

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:30 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Frankie bang

      Can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to buy some tobacco and get someone a gift in the same place. Usually I’d just go on down to the Walmart, but that just seems so impersonal.

      Feb 19, 2009 at 11:02 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Lorelie

      Among certain of my ex-friends, “tobacco” would have been considered a prime gift.

      Feb 19, 2009 at 11:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   mamason bang

      Primo! :mrgreen:

      Feb 19, 2009 at 7:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   mamason bang

    “We nail you long time.”

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:38 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Mike

      LOL. I was thinking all that sign needed was a phone number with a 976 prefix.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 5:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   mamason bang

    Yeah but, are the tattoos done professionally by Lou?

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:40 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Mishee bang

      Probably not. I think the only thing that a Lou could be a professional at is the following careers:

      Mobster
      Pizza place owner
      Biker
      tattoo ar… ahhh! there we go!

      Yes mama, I figure he’s a professional….

      Feb 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   Frankie bang

      Lou is a good plumbers name to Mish.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Frankie bang

      umm.. I think I meant “too, Mish.” Unless Mishee thinks it’s a good plumbers name. Then I meant what I said.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:44 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Canthz_B bang

      Of course they’re professionally done. Lou is Samoan. ;-)

      Feb 18, 2009 at 8:26 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Holiday Djinn

    I would get my nails done there, but I am sensitive to MSG. . . . .

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:45 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   SanFran bang

    The only way this could be ‘better’ would be if the sign read: “Professionally done by Orientals”.

    Asians LOVE it when you call them Oriental.

    which reminds me, once, I was on a flight and one of the flight attendants came over the PA and asked in a southern drawl:

    “Excuse me, but does anybody on the plane speak asian?”

    Laughter ensued.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:45 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Mark bang

      And those damn Chinks just love to be called Nips, too.

      Clearly the stewardess should have asked if anyone speaks jive. That would make a lot more sense.

      “nips”

      Feb 18, 2009 at 1:48 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Mishee bang

      Why, yes! I speak Jive!

      And Mark: “stewardess”? WTF? Don’t you know they are called “Flight Attendants” now? It’s an equal opportunity field you know.. both women AND gays can work in it now!

      and SanFrancisco (I refuse to use the “nickname”): are you saying something offensive about southerners now? You already make San Franciscans’ eyes bleed with your offensive screen name.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 1:49 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   MAMARILLA2 bang

      We gon catch you on the high side…

      Feb 18, 2009 at 1:52 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   SanFran bang

      I couldn’t imagine being a flight attendant… Seems like perhaps one of the worst jobs, to me, anyhow.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   mamason bang

      Well? Did anyone on the plane speak Asian? :-?

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:05 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   Mishee bang

      I want to know if everyone came or not.

      But apparently there are just some things you don’t talk about in public.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.7   SanFran bang

      I don’t know… I was too busy trying to dislodge my knees after the shithead in front of me reclined his chair with startling velocity.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   JD

    Um… Politically Correctness FAIL.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Mishee bang

      JD – Adverb Fail.

      Or Addition of “Ness” Fail.

      Not exactly sure which.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 1:48 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Will some one please shut off the PC alarm..Its giving me a headache.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 1:53 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Mishee bang

    I also love how Asians rewrite words phonetically.

    QT?

    Why would I want cutie nails?

    I want them filed to a razor point in case Rosario gets out of line again.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   SanFran bang

      Yesterday, I stopped at a Thai restaurant for some lunch, and there was a bucket outside with a hand-written sign: “Umbrellars”

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   Frankie bang

      GOT IT MISH!

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   Meesh bang

      I used to have a Rosario. She stole from me.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   Mishee bang

      Did she come with a Members Only jacket?

      Feb 18, 2009 at 6:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.5   fluffy8u bang

      No, she came with juice boxes and a bottle of Vicodin (that’s why she was hired).

      Feb 18, 2009 at 10:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   anglophile bang

    Once you have a Mongolian manicure, you’ll never go back to the inferior non-Asian manicure again.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 1:58 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Mishee bang

      Does it come with a hat?

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:02 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Mark bang

      It comes with a free Frogurt.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:03 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   mamason bang

      And kitten stir-fry.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   secondsout bang

      Free frogurt, that’s good!

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:27 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.5   Mark bang

      The frogurt is also cursed. But it comes with your choice of toppings!

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:28 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.6   Meesh bang

      That’s good!

      The toppings contain sodium benzoate… That’s bad

      Can I go now?

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:44 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.7   Mark bang

      Oh, HERE’S your problem. Someone switched this thing to Evil.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:47 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   claw71 bang

    People always rail against “politically correct” terms but without the PC movement this sign would probably read: “professionally done by Chinks.”

    Feb 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   mamason bang

      I think the correct term for manicurists is “gook”. “They” tend to be Vietnamese.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:21 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Mark bang

      The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:23 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   Mishee bang

      Shut the fuck up Donny!

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   SanFran bang

      “Gook” is their species, and they are usually named Charlie.

      I also recommend walking into such an establishment and yelling “INCOMING!” and watch ‘em hit the deck.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:32 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   Frankie bang

      Probably not such a good idea to ask them to “Jap-slap” a coat of Russet Red on your toenails either…

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   Ti O bang

      So buckethead is incorrect?

      I think they are nihlists.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 3:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.7   Holiday Djinn

      I am the walrus .. . . . .

      Feb 18, 2009 at 3:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.8   Ti O bang

      Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 4:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.9   Canthz_B bang

      How’d you guys miss “Slope” and “Pie-face”?

      that’s just wrong. don’t hit subm-

      Feb 18, 2009 at 8:34 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.10   Lorelie

      Zipperhead?

      Feb 19, 2009 at 11:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   secondsout bang

    Looks like someone not-so-professionally smashed Lou’s sign. Perhaps Lou fucked up a tattoo, or the non-professional non-Asian manicurists were mad with their rock-throwing and missed the QT sign.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   secondsout bang

    We used to refer to my friend’s sister as the QT. It was short for Quarter Ton.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      My hubby and his hippy friend use QT a lot but I haven’t a clue what they’re talking about.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 2:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   mamason bang

      Quick Tan?

      Feb 18, 2009 at 3:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   b0xxx

      Meaning: On the quiet.

      As to on the q.t., in The Facts on File Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins, Robert Hendrickson states:

      “A British broadside ballad (1870) contained the line ‘Whatever I tell you is on the Q.T.’”

      -Google

      Feb 18, 2009 at 3:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.4   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Possible… would you light insence for a secret?
      Of course sometimes they forget to add the T.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 3:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.5   Bunnee

      Mamarilla, are you sure they’re not saying “QP”? If so, I’ll be right over… :wink:

      Feb 19, 2009 at 1:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.6   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Well.. Maybe so.. They always get so excited and then so hungry….

      Feb 19, 2009 at 1:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Cady

    Everyone knows Asians are genetically programmed to be excellent manicurists.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 3:21 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Monkeyspeaks

    HAHAHA IVE BEEN THERE!

    Feb 18, 2009 at 3:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Nikki

    I have to laugh when I go past one of the nail stores here… I’m in Brisbane, Australia… peppered with America-nail franchises… all with asians about!

    haha.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 3:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Breanne

    Well, as an avid nail-getter-doner, I can attest that Asians do do it better. Good marketing on their part.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 5:09 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Monkeyspeaks

      Actually its vietnamese – the acrylic and nail fad is actually thanks in part to Vietnamese immagrants that came over in the 70s and again in the 80s. At the time the length of ones nail was a sign of social status so they banked on it. Now 38% of all nail salons are vietnamese run, AND the supplier of most nail products is run by a vietnamese man (Ton).

      I love my salon. I got my toesies done two weeks ago and my feet are still soft and the paint job is STILL impecible, even though I work out in close toed shoes and wear flip flops all day. Normally a pedi only lasts me a week. Even the little flower is still oging strong (yes im a dork like that, love lil flowers on my big toesie)

      Feb 18, 2009 at 6:53 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   GrammarDude

      ( to 22.1) Say, Monkeyspeaks, we’d all love to hear about those ‘immagrants’ and your fantastic observations. Do you douche your brain on a regular basis? You really should. It’ll help you spell more of those pesky three- and four-syllable words properly.

      Feb 19, 2009 at 1:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   hibousoir

      Nice summary of your current events reading, Monkey. Please remember to correctly cite your source. ::cough-businessweek.com link-cough::

      Also, can someone get me a bucket. I think I have “toesie” poisoning.

      Feb 19, 2009 at 10:51 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   aaa

    All of the Asian folks I knew had kinda crappy nails. Maybe they just weren’t professional enough.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 6:14 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   JoelWhy

    Anyone else remember that movie “Crazy People”, where they have an ad for Sony. “Because Caucasions Are Just Too Damn Tall”.

    Feb 18, 2009 at 6:46 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Mishee bang

      I always liked Porsche. It’s a little too small to get laid IN it, but you get laid the minute you get out of it!

      Feb 18, 2009 at 6:52 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   Futon

      Volvo – They’re boxy, but they’re good.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 9:48 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   Ti O bang

      “boxy”

      Feb 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   Woman on the Verge

    So do you think the QT professional stuff being done by the Asians is the “spa” ;) ? Is that what they call it in Asia?

    Feb 18, 2009 at 7:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   TheOldSchool bang

      Wotv,

      I was just about to comment on this notably absent aspect of the thread.

      The “spa” is and always will be the key to success in this service industry.

      Most men, no matter their nationality, feel the need, on certain occasions, to “clear the custard.”

      While this can be achieved in an infinite number of ways, it is a commonly acknowledged truth amongst recreation aficionados that young ladies from Asia have mastered the art of providing the happiest of endings for a reasonable price.

      Not only are they masters of unusual carnival skills, but they have a way of making the customer believe that they are grateful for being given the opportunity to provide the requested service.

      How is this sense of gratitude made palpable?

      Excellent question. I’m glad I asked it.

      In spite of the extensive research I’ve conducted into this phenomena, I’ve surmised that the Asian women are endowed with a gratitude gene that physiologically causes their bodies to shake like shitting dogs during casual encounters with the erect penis.

      Whether both parties achieve the same sort of satisfactory conclusion is anyone’s guess, but based purely on the facts on the ground as presented to this dedicated scientist, it would certainly seem so.

      Obviously, further study will be necessary before I can offer definitive answers. The study I’m conducting is exhaustive, but a good kind of exhaustive.

      Footnote: Well intentioned graduate students often ask me: “aren’t you worried about stds?”

      My response is always: “Why should I care about I give them.”

      Kids. If they’re the future, God fucking help us.

      Feb 18, 2009 at 8:12 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   msinformed

      Unusual carnival skills?

      Would that include things like being able to do calculus in your head, or write heartfelt sonnets comparable to Shakespeare’s, or perhaps an in-depth understanding of 3D protein structures?

      Or did you mean carnal skills instead?

      Feb 19, 2009 at 4:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   Lorelie

      Carnival skills are swallowing swords and displaying bearded ladies.

      Feb 19, 2009 at 12:00 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   msinformed

      Yes, but those are the usual carnival skills.

      I’d like to know more about the unusual carnival skills. Perhaps I could learn some new tricks. Or at least get my money’s worth next time I go to my local “spa”.

      Feb 20, 2009 at 2:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.5   TheOldSchool bang

      msinformed:

      Here’s a secret saying, that until now has been known only to those in the highest echalons of the global sword-swallowing community.

      I’m about to share it because I believe it is every person’s duty to do what he or she can to make the world a better place.

      This saying should be of use to anyone who feels that his or her oral pleasure-giving is disrupted whenever the dreaded gag-reflex kicks in.

      “Dramamine: Make The Drama Mine.”

      You’re Welcome.

      Feb 21, 2009 at 7:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   TheOldSchool bang

    Corrective balm: “Why should I care about what I give them.”

    That’s more like it.

    (I hate being misquoted.)

    Feb 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   thrall38

    Now I know that white stuff of my nails is really jungle rot!

    Feb 19, 2009 at 1:21 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   DirtyOldLady bang

    Well, of course, you wouldn’t want your nails & spa amateurishly done by Asians! :D

    Feb 19, 2009 at 7:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   hibousoir

      Oh, I do! I don’t have time to slop polish on my nails myself, but I still want to feel superior that I do my own nails. So I go to the amateur asian place around the corner and tell them to just dip my entire finger tip in the bottle. “Right up to the first knuckle!” I tell them.

      Feb 19, 2009 at 11:01 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Frankie bang

    Doesn’t MW work in a nail salon?

    Feb 19, 2009 at 10:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Ti O bang

    After Lou retired from the TV station he moved down to Florida. He always wanted to open a tattoo shop so he did. The added bonus was the Nail Salon and spa next door where he could indulge his guilty pleasure of Manicures and get a professional happy ending.

    Feb 19, 2009 at 11:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   Bunnee

      Sounds like he was “done” professionally by an Asian!

      Feb 19, 2009 at 2:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   rev

    Fried Chicken, professionally cooked by negroes.

    Feb 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   Frankie bang

      Yeah, kind of like that.

      Feb 19, 2009 at 6:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   mamason bang

      Except not at all.

      Feb 19, 2009 at 7:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.3   Canthz_B bang

      Analogy…he swings and misses.

      Feb 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   decka

    I had this sign in my dreams!!

    Feb 25, 2009 at 12:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   tree

    my boyfriend works at that tattoo shop and they got in trouble for putting “professionally done by caucasians” under their sign years ago to mock that nail place.

    Feb 27, 2009 at 9:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   sunflower

    haha thats by 163rd, i never noticed that before

    Mar 5, 2009 at 6:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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