Travis’s bud Josh — a cable guy in Delaware — snapped this photo while out on a repair call.
![Phil Thanks to you This Park is Now Vampire Free [Eat More Garlic!] Love, The Harts](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3130/3131350890_9d1cd3f90d.jpg "Phil Thanks to you This Park is Now Vampire Free [Eat More Garlic!] Love, The Harts")
Meanwhile, Elaine in California is wondering if Phil makes housecalls, too. “I always get up and open the blinds in the morning to let the light in,” she says. “As soon as my roommate gets up, she immediately closes all of them.”
related: Oxford drama
<
90 responses so far ↓
#1
Lorelie
And damn it, now where am I supposed to practice my Buffy skills without live targets? Or undead, as the case may be.
Feb 23, 2009 at 12:03 pm rating: 4
#2
eddy
I prefer closed blinds myself.
Oh yeah, and the obligatory “That garlic was fucking delicious.”
Feb 23, 2009 at 12:04 pm rating: 8
#3
Wade
The latest sequel to Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Phil the Garlic Eater
Feb 23, 2009 at 12:08 pm rating: 5
#4
Mishee
The vampire free parks are never quite as fun as the ones with the vampires.
Feb 23, 2009 at 12:11 pm rating: 15
#5
Wade
i thought Light=√¯(E/m)
Feb 23, 2009 at 12:15 pm rating: 42
#6
canadian deadhead
well, at least he’s ‘phil’-ing a need (sorry, couldn’t resist)…
Feb 23, 2009 at 12:29 pm rating: 2
#7
anglophile
It’s a shame that at the same age as we are likely to have roommates, we are also self-absorbed idiots. It only occured to me about five years after the fact that the reason I always had to open the curtains in my dorm room was because my roommate liked them closed. Sorry, Robin!
Feb 23, 2009 at 12:34 pm rating: 24
#8
Shawn
Pardon the pun, but aren’t you just dying to know the backstory to Phil the Vampire Slayer?
Feb 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm rating: 5
#9
Ti O
Vampire skateboarding is not a crime.
Feb 23, 2009 at 12:46 pm rating: 6
#10
Flaboy2425
If light = evil, then why does so much evil happen at night?
Also, if the roomie wants a darker room she should close the blinds with the inside edge of the slats pointing upward instead of downward which would also discourage peeping Thomas frem getting any satisfaction there.
Feb 23, 2009 at 1:01 pm rating: 7
#11
claw71
With today’s economy forcing more and more people to live on the street it wouldn’t hurt to have a few vampires around to keep the homeless population in check.
Feb 23, 2009 at 1:03 pm rating: 26
#12
Phalange
I was trying to fang interest in Phil the Vampire Slayer, but I just don’t see what’s at stake.
Feb 23, 2009 at 1:15 pm rating: 23
#13
Joe
“EAT MORE Garlic!”? Have those Chick-fil-A cows found another target?
Feb 23, 2009 at 1:16 pm rating: 7
#14
Phalange
Little known fact: Phil is actually the long lost descendent of Simon Belmont.
Feb 23, 2009 at 1:19 pm rating: 1
#15
Icanseethroughyou
There is nothing worse than waking from a warm cocoon of blankets in a dark room to being greeted by Chipper Mc Morningperson and their sunshine rays of happiness.
Feb 23, 2009 at 1:28 pm rating: 39
#16
Icanseethroughyou
…unfortunately, Phil sadly lost his battle with the Stay-Puft marshmallow man when he discovered garlic and stakes don’t do a damned thing against him.
Feb 23, 2009 at 1:35 pm rating: 4
#17
You Suck at Craigslist
I thought vampires had more class than to haunt trailer parks. I mean, c’mon … they’re eternal, right? Any self-respecting vampire would have bought in the nice neighborhoods back in the 1800s when they were cheap.
Feb 23, 2009 at 2:58 pm rating: 8
#18
The Hearn
As a Delawarean, I demand to know where I can find this and admire it in person.
(Note: this isn’t even in the top 10 for crazy signs around here. We also have a company who is proud to display their name on a semi-major road not far from my home: “AnalTech.”)
Feb 23, 2009 at 3:34 pm rating: 1
#19
SuperMe
vampire free pork?
Feb 23, 2009 at 4:23 pm rating: 0
#20
Girl Friday
Light = great taste and it’s less filling
At least, that’s what they said on the pirate ship ride at the county fair…
Feb 23, 2009 at 8:31 pm rating: 2
#21
Jessica
Did he kill Edward?!
Feb 23, 2009 at 8:50 pm rating: 0
#22
laura
That’s what I was wondering, Jessica! But, Edward would be way too fast for some silly human. Maybe Phil just figured out what the Cullens really were and they had to move?
Feb 23, 2009 at 9:20 pm rating: 0
#23
Canthz_B
Barnabas Collins has gotten back on his feet and moved out of the trailer park and back to Collinsport.
It’s been hard for him since most third-shift jobs have been eliminated.
Feb 23, 2009 at 9:42 pm rating: 7
#24
se
what really happened is that Wesley Snipes bought the whole trailer park and threatened to move in. The vampires couldn’t leave fast enough.
Feb 23, 2009 at 10:10 pm rating: 8
#25
Phalange
I hope I’m not the only one who gets the vampfangs.com ad on the bottom of the page. I’m really tempted to buy a pair of “the finest, most realistic fangs available.”
“I think I’ll go with the fangs today Smithers…”
Feb 24, 2009 at 7:40 am rating: 5
#26
Wolverine Girl
I think the vampire note would have been a bit more PAN if “love, the Harts” had embellished it with some pretty love hearts.
Feb 24, 2009 at 7:55 am rating: 1
#27
Krystal Pistol
Why aren’t vampires a protected minority? They really need better lobbyists.
Feb 26, 2009 at 9:43 am rating: 0
Comments are Closed