Comments on: Southern California: it’s hard out here for a goth

By: WildCherryBomb

WildCherryBomb — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:23:15 +0000

Oh my. Did Nikki Sixx write the first one? I bet they were the pants he ‘died’ in…

By: txBart

txBart — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:43:53 +0000

I’d like to purchase a black toner cartridge, a copy of Wii Fit, and some black eyeliner please.

By: Meesh

Meesh — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:30:46 +0000

I kid the Goths. Because… they’re Goths.

By: Geek Goddess

Geek Goddess — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:29:59 +0000

I’m not unique; don’t put me in that crowd.

By: Jall-apeno

Jall-apeno — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:02:41 +0000

Let’s see…”To the thief that stole my leather pants”…hmm, I better add “out of my truck…” yeah that’s better. I have to be clear about the right pair. I don’t want that dude that stole the other pair right off my drunk ass last Saturday to come back…no, definitely not. I still have some healing to do…

By: shel2u

shel2u — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:58:44 +0000

It looks like the note writer started the sign with the intent of using “hard edge 80′s metal” font. He/she only made it through the first line of text. As the note goes on, it seems he/she became more and more angry at the thought of someone stealing the treasured leather pants. By the end of the note, he/she is barely able to write O’s and A’s without an “angry scribble.” LMAO at this awesome and fully warranted PA stamp of approval.

By: makelikeacouplet

makelikeacouplet — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:47:39 +0000

First of all, I am a wise-ass 20-something.

Secondly, as I recall from my high school days, there was nothing that the teenaged goth crowd loved more than to patronize the 30-years-old-and-above crowd.

I mean, if you make your coffin, you’ve got to lie in it.

By: Monkeyspeaks

Monkeyspeaks — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:22:44 +0000

And by the way, its all about Bigfoot Lodge – nothin spells a crazy friday night like the smell of vomit, stuffed bears and rock a billies everywhere!

By: Monkeyspeaks

Monkeyspeaks — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:21:49 +0000

I have cars parked all around Echo Park containing extra clothing.

By: Ti O

Ti O — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:13:45 +0000

That is sooo true Monkey! I did look outstanding in you pink angora sweater when we went together to the Viper Room the other night.
I shall never look askance at your mobile auto armoire again.

I first read this as, using your car to get to your second closet. How many clothes do you have!?

By: Monkeyspeaks

Monkeyspeaks — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:39:28 +0000

HA! Ti-O. You mock my use of my car as my second closet – but who always has a sweater on hand in case of a sudden shift in temporature. Or has an extra tshirt for after you spill beer all over yourself… OR who has an extra pair of leather pants for you in case the ones you kept in YOUR car were stolen over night. I also have a pen and paper for when PAN hunters steal notes off of the car.

in your face secondary closet hater!

By: Monkeyspeaks

Monkeyspeaks — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:37:05 +0000

Great. I live just outside Echo Park. Does that mean my leather pants are no longer safe in my car? Sheesh. If ya can’t keep your leather pants in your car at night, where can you keep them. Surely not my closet. I keep my GPS system and other car accessories in THERE. What is the world coming to.

By: Ti O

Ti O — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:24:02 +0000

“Brown Eye liner”

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:45:38 +0000

Maybe the electrician is a closeted married fellow with SSA issues.

His wife: “He works such long hours, it’s no wonder he’s always too tired for sex.”