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By: is this a thing now?

is this a thing now? — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:53:57 +0000

[...] “replace the roll“? fair enough. any special requests after that, though, i’m not so sure about. as our submitter in lexington, kentucky writes: “does that extra .34-second step really cause your day to go so horribly?” [...]

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By: Maeve

Maeve — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:40:18 +0000

Maybe I should try some of these methods with my brother…

as for the people that wrote on the toilet paper rolls themselves I can’t help but notice the stunning hypocrisy

By: Mrs.Bird

Mrs.Bird — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:03:37 +0000

I’m tempted to flick a lighter and wave it back and forth through the air…

By: trite

trite — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:11:45 +0000

Each of the submitters needs this T Shirt
http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=SMBC-DOESNT&Category_Code=SMBC-SHIRTS

By: Neeners

Neeners — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:37:06 +0000

You may be right, the last one looks like you can make out the notetaker and a spare roll in the reflection of paper holder.

Offenders should have to wear a dress of toilet paper as hideous as this one…

http://www.gigglesugar.com/gallery/55378?page=0,0,12

By: Jall-apeno

Jall-apeno — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 00:10:21 +0000

“If you want to keep eating, you better replace the toilet paper”

Translation: Replacing toilet paper is a huge responsibility. If you are not able to execute this task I will remove your ability to generate the raw material for which toilet paper was created in the first place.

By: mamason

mamason — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:24:03 +0000

I’d have to concur.

By: LawGeek

LawGeek — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:52:40 +0000

Two and Four FTW. These are hilarious. Who cares if they took more time than changing the roll? Clearly the aim here was more than just functional.

Plus, if you make it memorable, the note recipient will make a habit of changing the roll. So not only has time not been wasted (humor is always worthwhile) but the aggregate time saved is probably, overall, to the note writers benefit.