Girls gone wild…with colored markers

March 10th, 2009 · 129 comments

You decide: which masterpiece is most worthy of the Lisa Frank award for the most artistic expression of repressed rage?

Is it Exhibit a, from a hip-hop retail store in California?

Clean up after urself ur momma ain't here NO FOOD DOWN THE DRAIN

Exhibit b, from an American college dorm?

Stop going out the side door plz you're fucking lazy and really dumb! And the alarm is fucking annoying! k thnx

Or Exhibit c, from a shared apartment in Guelph, Ontario?

BRING BOWLS DOWNSTAIRS with love :)

Oh, and ladies? As you busy yourself with your construction paper and colored markers, never forget the most disgusting thing!

related: What, no bubble letters?

FILED UNDER: art · college life · dishes · disturbingly detailed · heart · rainbow-colored · signed with love · smiley · Your mother doesn't...


129 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Construction Paper Muncher

    That food in the drain, alarming side door, and bowl left upstairs is fucking delicious!

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   amy d bang

      Good thing you rushed to say that. :roll:

      Mar 10, 2009 at 5:23 pm   rating: 35  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Construction Paper Muncher

      ^Nice use of passive aggressive sarcasm to conceal jealousy.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 11:11 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   amy d bang

      Thanks :D

      Mar 11, 2009 at 11:13 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Mishee bang

      Yeah, amy is jealous cause someone dropped the FD bomb.

      Ok. Just like I am sure she would be green with envy if you had also said “First!”

      No wait… she is green… but I don’t think that’s envy.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 11:14 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Corvus

      Nice reuse of a flogged past death, overused, now unfunny cliche, showing what a douchebag you are, now butt hurt because someone called you out.
      FIRST! Lolz

      Mar 11, 2009 at 11:28 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Construction Paper Muncher

      You guys sure took me to school! I’ve been taught that just because you all frequent a very funny blog does not mean you necessarily have a sense of humor. Lesson learned.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 12:57 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   Mishee bang

      …And don’t you forget it!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 1:06 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   TheOldSchool

      CPM,

      An old pedophile once told me something that I’ve never forgotten.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 1:08 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   mamason bang

      Well? What’d he tell you? :-?

      Mar 11, 2009 at 1:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.10   Monkeyspeaks

      I like the concealed hurt by CPM – You said what you said to try and get people to laugh…. and no one did….its cool dude. We all bury things sometimes. This joke just happened to be burried a long long long time ago.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 1:58 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.11   Construction Paper Muncher

      It’s concealed “butt” hurt, not just normal hurt.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 2:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.12   Mishee bang

      That’s because you let someone have anal hold.

      That’s why your butt hurts.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.13   Ti O bang

      Tight ass syndrome; you may need to “express yourself”.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   amy d bang

    Whoever is going out that side door must be a drunk. How else can you explain her fucking some dudes name Fucking Lazy and Really Dumb?

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:26 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   fantasy bang

      No big deal, that is the only way that Alarm can fuck with Annoying.

      Mar 10, 2009 at 5:49 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   sonny bishop

      yeah, it seems to be pretty common. mickey left minnie ’cause she was fucking goofy.

      Mar 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   aaa

    So I’m guessing throwing the bowls down the stairs at your head isn’t loving enough?

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:26 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Bunnee

      That’s exactly what I pictured when I read that last note. That, or someone really in need and his roomate upstairs is being a total bogart.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 10:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   RubyRed

      I’m the creator of exhibit 3: He was TOTALLY bogarting the bowls! There were about 7 in his room at one time and none for the rest of us. I told him like 5 times, but he always forgot, so I put this note right beside where he stacked the bowls :)

      Mar 11, 2009 at 3:10 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Mishee bang

      Ruby – did you also submit it to this site for us to ridicule?

      Mar 11, 2009 at 4:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   RubyRed

      You betcha! In fact, PAN.com was the inspiration for even writing the note

      Mar 12, 2009 at 1:19 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   Bunnee

      Um, I meant a different type of bowl, FWIW.

      Mar 12, 2009 at 2:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   dave

    Fifth!

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:27 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Goldie bang

      Fucking lazy and really dumb?

      Mar 10, 2009 at 5:29 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   amy d bang

    **Warning: Note #3 may cause seizures**

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:29 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Mishee bang

    When I lived with my mom, I always wanted the bowls brought UPstairs…

    But then again, we couldn’t do that downstairs, or my mom would’ve flushed the stash…

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:34 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   mamason bang

      Aaahhhahahahaha! I knew it!

      Mar 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   mamason bang

    Did Mishee write note #3? Although her little ♥ sticky would have said “with weed”!

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Goldie bang

    I’ve heard of going in the back door, but what is “going out the side door”? I’m not up to date on these newfangled sex positions.

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   aaa

      What, you’ve never been fucked in the spiracles?

      Mar 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   anglophile bang

      *experiences unpleasant flashback of grasshopper disection in high school biology*

      Mar 11, 2009 at 12:00 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Ti O bang

      *shivers*

      Pig fetuses I could handle. The bugs grossed me out for some reason.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 12:25 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   TheOldSchool

      I have an old acquaintance who happens to be a grasshopper.

      A gentleman bachelor, I believe.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 12:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   Mishee bang

      Keebler Grasshoppers are a good enough replacement when you have a Thin Mint craving and its off season for the Girl Scouts…

      mmmm… Thin Mints…

      *goes off in search of one of those little pushers in brown or green*

      Mar 11, 2009 at 12:36 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   TheOldSchool

      aaa (8.1),

      How much coke would someone have to do to come out with this song?

      *****

      If only you believe like I believe, baby
      Wed get by
      If only you believe in spiracles, baby
      So would i

      I might have to move heaven and earth to prove
      It to you, baby
      So were makin love and you feel the power
      And I feel the power
      Then theres really nothing that we cant do
      If we wanted to, baby
      We could exist on the stars
      Itd be so easy
      All we gotta do
      Is get a little faith in you
      Oh, Ive been (to) so many places
      Ive seen some things
      I know, love is the answer
      Keeps holding this world together
      Aint nothing better
      Aint nothing better
      And all the answers to our prayers
      Hell , its the same everywheres, baby
      Nothing ever breaks up the heart
      Only tears give you away
      Then youre right where I found ya
      With my arms around ya
      Oh baby, baby, baby, love is a magic word, yeah
      Few ever find in a lifetime
      But from that very first look in your eyes
      I knew you and I had but one heart
      Only our bodies were apart
      That was so easy, so easy
      I had a taste of the real world
      When I went down on you, girl.

      If only you believe like I believe, baby
      Wed get by
      If only you believe in spiracles, baby
      So would i
      If only you believe like I believe, baby
      Wed get by
      If only you believe in spiracles, baby
      So would i.

      I can hear windmills and rainbows
      Whenever youre talkin to me
      I feel like swirling and dancin
      Whenever youre walking with me
      You ripple like a river when I touch you
      When I pluck your body like a string
      When I start dancin inside ya
      Oh baby, you make me wanna sing
      Yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby
      Oh yeah, all right
      Baby, were sure doin it tonight
      Everytime you come by, let me try
      Pretty, please sugar on it
      Thats how I like it
      I cant even believe it, with you
      Its like having every dream I ever wanted
      Come true
      I picked up your vibes
      You know it opened my eyes
      But Im still dreamin yeah
      And youre right where I found ya
      With my arms around ya.

      Refrain (2x)

      Mar 11, 2009 at 1:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Mishee bang

    Note#1 makes me think of that gross Roto-Rooter commercial where the guy is doing the dishes (wtf??) and he is dumping EVERYTHING down the drain, only to flip the switch and have the light turn on.. ending with asking “Honey, what’s wrong with the disposer” only to have her reply “What disposer?”

    I feel their pain, as now I do not have a disposer either.

    Team Scrape Your Fucking Plate Dammit!

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   aaa

      I always bury my leftovers in the local woods. But human limbs are too big to go down the Dispos-all.

      Mar 10, 2009 at 5:39 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   RandyinReno

      Upgrade to a 2 H.P., then take it easy… one limb at a time. Oh, and keep the water running!!

      Mar 10, 2009 at 5:59 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Ti O

      The secret is to freeze the limbs first and chip into a running river or stream. Freezing allows the chipper to shear and shatter rather than mash.
      Really Randy is right 2H.P. and above is the only way to go.

      Mar 10, 2009 at 6:26 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   aaa

      I usually just chuck the human bits into the ground whole. That way my secret forest spice garden will grow in the shape of arms and feet and heads and stuff.

      Mar 10, 2009 at 6:46 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   Lorelie

      Feed ‘em to the pigs.

      What, you thought those two in my back yard were pets?

      Mar 11, 2009 at 11:57 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.6   Ti O bang

      If I see a pig in the yard I am thinking lunch, dinner and breakfast!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 12:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.7   Monkeyspeaks

      I have one but Im only allowed to dispose water in it. Its such a tease.

      I will try throwing some table scraps off the plate into it but my bf yells at me and sayd Im not supposed to put food in the disposal….

      erm….

      Mar 11, 2009 at 2:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.8   Liam

      Yeah, that is pretty gross. A guy doing the dishes. Ugh.

      Was just wondering (yes, I am fairly new about these parts) what is with the Team ____ thing?

      Thanks for the help, as it were.

      Mar 12, 2009 at 1:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Mishee bang

    Jeezy Creezy, can’t these people find some clear tape!

    (Hemp mom is looking for it)

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:38 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Ti O

      That appears to be electrical tape. Unabomber!?!? :shock:

      Mar 10, 2009 at 6:31 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   fantasy bang

    That first sign, is that for all the bulimics?

    Once dinner is over there is a big rush on all the toilets.

    Mar 10, 2009 at 5:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   NoExit

    How can a person bring bowls downstairs with love? Should I fill them with carnations?

    Mar 10, 2009 at 6:01 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Monkeyspeaks

      Only if they are pink or red

      Mar 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   rainyday

    I love how the writer of note 2 took the time to color in the insults using different patterns.

    Mar 10, 2009 at 6:15 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Goldie bang

      I like it how she put most of her effort into the word “fucking”. You can tell she was thinking of doing it as she added multi-color impressionist dots to each letter. Glad to see nothing changed since my own college days.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 9:21 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Bernd das Brot

      I also love how she put the least amount of time into “plz” and “thnx”.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 10:05 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   Monkeyspeaks

      This was obviously made by a sorority girl. Ive seen sorority girls closets. They have poster paper markers and glitter on hand at all times. You never know when you’ll need a festive sign or a colofrul emphasis on aggression.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 2:17 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   G

    #2 gets 30,000 points for correct use of “you’re”.

    I lose an equal amount of points for incorrect use of punctuation with quotation marks, but it’s a stupid rule.

    Mar 10, 2009 at 7:00 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Resident Grammarian esq bang

      There are no stupid rules! Gah.

      Mar 10, 2009 at 8:29 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Mare

    Although I would never go out the side door (because I am not lazy or dumb), I would post a note on that second one stating that I would only do that if the note-maker knew how to spell actual words. For goodness sake, it is at a COLLEGE.

    Mar 10, 2009 at 7:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Sirius bang

    #1 gets 30,000 PAN Points for “Clean up after yourself ur momma ain’t here”

    Mar 10, 2009 at 7:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Sirius bang

      Comment diversion: what are you saving up your PAN Points for?

      *Considers looking up how to do a Mishee-like trademark ‘TM’ symbol, but quickly loses interest in the project*

      Mar 10, 2009 at 7:10 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Woman on the Verge bang

      PAN Points™
      How many points for actually looking up how to do the Mishee-like symbol?

      Mar 10, 2009 at 7:51 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   homsar

      Holy buckets! I was wondering what that little heart said. Kudos to your x-ray vision, Sirius.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 8:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   mamason bang

      I don’t think it’s x-ray vision that made it possible for Sirius to read the little heart. I’m no expert but I believe the super power required for that task was Magna-vision.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 1:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   Sirius bang

      Panavision?

      Mar 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   Geek Goddess

      Eurovision?

      Mar 11, 2009 at 7:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Woman on the Verge bang

    Why do I find the duct tape on #3 slightly threatening? Bring bowls downstairs or we will tape you down… with love?

    Mar 10, 2009 at 7:30 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   RubyRed

      Electrical tape, Woman, electrical tape!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 3:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Ti O bang

      10.2, 10.2 !!!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 3:33 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   Woman on the Verge bang

      #2 looks like electrical tape, but #3 looks like duct tape to me. You know, the kind you use when you want to make sure someone is tied really tightly but won’t get those nasty ligature marks? The kind that can also double as a handy gag? Have I said to much?

      Mar 11, 2009 at 6:08 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.4   Mishee

      Duct tape is grayish silver (most of the time). Electrical tape is usually black and rubbery.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 6:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.5   mamason bang

      silence s golden but duct tape is silver

      Mar 11, 2009 at 7:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.6   Woman on the Verge bang

      Sorry, but I thought the tape was silver. Judging by the size and general look… and the shine on the bottom of the shot. I apologize for my error. You may resume your regularly scheduled reading.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 7:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.7   mamason bang

      Silence IS Golden! IS! doh

      Mar 11, 2009 at 8:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Woman on the Verge bang

    Oh, and I would like to suggest deducting 30,000 PAN points from #2 for scribbling out what could have read, “Have a nice day” at the bottom, making it that tiny bit more PA.

    Mar 10, 2009 at 7:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   aradia

    I think note #3 looks like the opening credit screens of an eighties movie with just enough budget to go wild, but not to make it look good. Do you think they were funded by Rose Art or Crayola?

    I also love the whimsical layout of the first note. The crooked letters soften the PAN blow a little bit.

    And once I get some PAN points, that’s what I’ll be spending them on- PAN blow. Interpret that however you like.

    Mar 10, 2009 at 7:43 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   aaa

      Definitely funded by Rose Art. It’s too janky for Crayola.

      Mar 10, 2009 at 8:44 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   aradia

      That’s true- Crayola has standards.

      Mar 10, 2009 at 10:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   MAMARILLA2 bang

      This would explain the junky, thick tape. They spent all thier pocket money on the magic markers and colored pencils. With just enough for the construction paper and glue stick.

      Mar 10, 2009 at 11:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Jane Que

    #1 wins by a landslide to me. Forget the electric tape. Look at the schizo skew on the letters and psychotic handwriting on the little side note. And if a cut out heart can look passive-aggressive then that pink one on the right side is it. Bonus points for making it pink. It’s almost cut in half, it says ‘don’t put your food in the sink or this could be your heart’.

    Mar 10, 2009 at 7:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Goldie bang

      The pink one is a heart??? I was positive it was a pair of balls. Thought it was an Eric Cartman type of message – “if you throw food down the drain, I’ll kick you in the nuts”. Oh well, I stand corrected!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 9:27 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Canthz_B bang

    What kind of Hip-Hop store employee says “Ur Mamma” instead of “Yo Mamma”?
    Damned suburban OG wannabe’s! :???:

    Mar 10, 2009 at 10:24 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   aaa

      They’re probably white. Like I’ve said before, it’s our job to ruin everything for everyone else.

      Mar 10, 2009 at 10:47 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   mamason bang

      white peepol iz da debull

      Mar 11, 2009 at 1:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.3   Monkey Speaks bang

      Not only white, but Greek… and not Grecian…

      Mar 11, 2009 at 7:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   wright bang

    It’s gotta be #1 for the Repressed Rage Award. All those hearts and adorably crooked letters… The sign maker grew up watching Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood and Sesame Street; she still can’t get “Won’t you be my neighbor,” and “One of these things is not like the others…” out of her head and it’s getting TOO LOUD in there. Her co-workers had better start cleaning their plates, or one day soon she’ll walk in the front door dressed as Big Bird and carrying a sawed-off shotgun.

    Mar 10, 2009 at 11:12 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   RP

      Were you the one that made the “he’ll be standing over them with a knife screaming I’M NOT COMPLAINING” comment for that PA note where the guy listed a bunch of things he didn’t complain about? This reminds me of that comment.

      The “I’m not complaining” one got me in trouble at work when I quoted part of it for my Note in Communicator.

      Mar 12, 2009 at 1:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   chekur

    Guelph! GUUUEEELPH!

    I shall never cease to be proud of my hometown. Never. We’re like Sparta, but with less homoeroticism.

    Mar 11, 2009 at 12:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   GhostWriter bang

      Sparta without the homoeroticism is pretty much Star Trek, right?

      Mar 11, 2009 at 9:06 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   aaa

      Star Trek is chock-o-block of homoeroticism if you go to the right places on the internet.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 9:10 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   RubyRed

      The G-spot is where it’s at baby!!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 3:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   lightspeed

    OK ladies,

    I think it’s time we all took a vow to stop coloring with markers and writing like we’re running for 7th grade class president. It’s embarrassing. Can’t we just type a PAN with mixed fonts, multi-colored highlighting and misspellings like everyone else?

    Seriously.

    And don’t even THINK about picking up that puffy paint…

    Mar 11, 2009 at 2:08 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Woman on the Verge bang

      Sorry, lightspeed, but I work in a pre-kindergarten class. I am actually paid to write in colored markers like that!!!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 6:34 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   Mishee bang

      lightspeed forgot the clipart.

      must have clipart.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 10:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   shloopy

    The #2 sign has that awful blue tape because in college dorms, that’s the only thing you’re allowed to use on the walls. It doesn’t peel off paint. The only problem is that since it is not very sticky, you need like half a roll to hold up a poster…

    Mar 11, 2009 at 3:54 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   aaa

      I think the note-writers should use those decorative metal Command hooks. Not only will they not damage the wall, they’ll display their passive aggression to the world with a sense of style that says, “I might have mental problems, but damn does this sign look good!”

      Mar 11, 2009 at 9:12 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Holiday Djinn

    This proves my point that young women today have too much spare time on their hands. They should be making sandwiches, learning how to do laundry better, and of course pleasing their man. Ladies, it’s time to put away those childish things.

    Mar 11, 2009 at 7:04 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   J

      I would agree with this except that I’ve put all my spare time into getting my boyfriend to perfect his talents in cooking, cleaning, and mostly pleasing me. I do love geeks they’re just so ready and willing to learn!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 8:27 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   aaa

      Y’know, I do have too much spare time. There just isn’t enough gay porn or dead human bodies in the world to keep me thoroughly entertained. But young men today also have too much spare time. I suggest that young lads spend more time either participating in the adult entertainment business or being dead so I have more gay porn to watch and more dead bodies to, well, do whatever it is I do with them.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 9:17 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   Mishee bang

      J – not only are geeks ready and willing to learn, but they are very appreciative of the fact that they actually got a woman, they will do just about anything to please you!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 10:52 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Girl Friday

    Am I suppose to attend the Pep Rally on Friday night or not put food down the drain?

    Mar 11, 2009 at 8:37 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   TheOldSchool

      Girls,

      Once you try Bulimia, tough decisions like this are a thing of the past.

      (When the student is ready, the appropriate behavioral disorder appears.)

      Mar 11, 2009 at 12:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   claw71 bang

    The first note is clearly a lyric from a Cypress Hill song:
    I’m snaking the clogged drain
    (NO FOOD DOWN THE DRAIN!)

    I think the second note was lifted from Guns -n-Roses.

    I’m not so sure about the third note but it could be something out of a Miley Cyrus song. I don’t usually listen to her; I just mute the TV and watch those soft nubile lips quiver, all the while counting the days until I can make her mine.

    Mar 11, 2009 at 8:47 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   GhostWriter bang

    That Fucking from the 2nd note has gone and got itself a nasty rash…

    Mar 11, 2009 at 9:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   GhostWriter bang

    You cannot truly appreciate that 3rd note without a pair of 3D glasses.

    Mar 11, 2009 at 9:08 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   aaa

      I think a 3D dolphin or a unicorn or a space scene will magically appear if I look at it the right way, no glasses necessary. I’ve mastered the art of looking at those weird 3D pictures back in the 90′s.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 9:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   Mishee bang

      “When Lord? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?!?”

      Mar 11, 2009 at 9:29 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.3   Themiki

      A Schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 11:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.4   Ti O bang

      Listen Mister poo poo doodyhead a schooner is also a; an Australian name for a 425 ml (15 fl. oz.) beer glass, a Canadian lager beer, a elongated bowl for ice cream desserts. :lol:

      It’s ok Mishee™ I never could see the schooner either.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 11:57 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.5   Mishee bang

      You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that’s just a guy in a suit!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 11:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.6   Ti O bang

      You’re not the real Santa! You smell like beef and cheese!

      Mar 11, 2009 at 12:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.7   Mishee bang

      “What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you’ll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!”

      Mar 11, 2009 at 12:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Mishee

    At least the alarm is Fucking Annoying as opposed to Fucking Delicious.

    Mar 11, 2009 at 9:09 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   TPS

    HaHa note 2 stole their font from Juno.

    Mar 11, 2009 at 12:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   TheOldSchool

      I don’t ask for much, but I do require consistency.

      If “FuCking” gets the polka-dots, then “rEally” should get them, too.

      That’s all.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 1:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   Meesh

    Why do women always get blamed for this crap? Right now there’s a gay male student of art who’s pissed that he’s not getting credit for his work.

    Mar 11, 2009 at 1:00 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   Holiday Djinn

      All gay men have taste. Sorry. Seriously, the first person to do interior design was a gay caveman.

      Yes, there were tons of gay cavemen. Check out Mel Brooks history of the World. It features rare footage of the first homosexual marriage.

      Mar 11, 2009 at 3:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   mamason bang

      gay men suck

      Mar 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.3   mamason bang

      gay men can be a real pain in the ass

      Mar 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.4   MW

      If all gay men have taste, how the FUCK do you explain Bobby Trendy?

      Mar 11, 2009 at 5:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.5   mamason bang

      gay men can be really shitty in bed

      Mar 11, 2009 at 6:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.6   Canthz_B bang

      Saying “gay male student of art” is redundant is redundant! :-P

      Mar 11, 2009 at 11:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   mamason bang

    gay men like a handful of nuts every now and then

    Mar 11, 2009 at 6:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   mamason bang

      uh-oh. I didn’t nest that last comment. Come on Mishee! Where’s my tongue lashing?

      Mar 11, 2009 at 7:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   Mishee bang

      mama, it will come when you least expect it.

      just like me.

      Mar 12, 2009 at 1:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Monkey Speaks bang

    How are we supposed to pretend we aren’t judging you for your bulemic habits if you’re doing it in the sink and not the toilet like the rest of the dorm.

    sheesh.

    Mar 11, 2009 at 7:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Christine

    Clearly the gals who created Exhibit A made the most effort. Nobody else put little paper hearts all over their bitchy sign.

    ♥ xtine
    http://stuffbyxtine.blogspot.com

    Mar 12, 2009 at 6:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   Beanster bang

      I’m shocked that no one has realized how much time it takes to print letters, cut them out into squares and then, as if the ransom note look isn’t quite enough, cutting just slightly larger squares from coloured paper. It’s a nice look – classy, like matting on art work.

      And now for some PAN math

      IF (amount of anger/aggressiveness) = (amount of time spent on passive aggressive note) AND (amount of time spent on passive aggressive note) = (A WHOLE FUCKING LOT) THAN (amount of anger/aggressiveness) = (A WHOLE FUCKING LOT)

      Mar 13, 2009 at 12:11 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   scuzzie bang

    too funny :)

    Mar 15, 2009 at 2:42 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   rred

    my vote is for “side door,” because creating 3d letters take a lot of work!

    Mar 18, 2009 at 10:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   plasticwrapcharlie bang

    exhibit b. the “k thnx” is the real thing that made me laugh hard. you can just imagine her saying it with mixed sweetness, anger, and sarcasm, all in one fat joint. light that up and smoke it, bitch!

    Apr 11, 2009 at 7:09 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     

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