You decide: which masterpiece is most worthy of the Lisa Frank award for the most artistic expression of repressed rage?
Is it Exhibit a, from a hip-hop retail store in California?
Exhibit b, from an American college dorm?
Or Exhibit c, from a shared apartment in Guelph, Ontario?
Oh, and ladies? As you busy yourself with your construction paper and colored markers, never forget the most disgusting thing!
related: What, no bubble letters?
129 responses so far ↓
#1
Construction Paper Muncher
That food in the drain, alarming side door, and bowl left upstairs is fucking delicious!
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm rating: 7
#2
amy d
Whoever is going out that side door must be a drunk. How else can you explain her fucking some dudes name Fucking Lazy and Really Dumb?
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:26 pm rating: 14
#3
aaa
So I’m guessing throwing the bowls down the stairs at your head isn’t loving enough?
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:26 pm rating: 12
#4
dave
Fifth!
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:27 pm rating: 4
#5
amy d
**Warning: Note #3 may cause seizures**
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:29 pm rating: 3
#6
Mishee
When I lived with my mom, I always wanted the bowls brought UPstairs…
But then again, we couldn’t do that downstairs, or my mom would’ve flushed the stash…
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:34 pm rating: 12
#7
mamason
Did Mishee write note #3? Although her little ♥ sticky would have said “with weed”!
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm rating: 3
#8
Goldie
I’ve heard of going in the back door, but what is “going out the side door”? I’m not up to date on these newfangled sex positions.
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm rating: 25
#9
Mishee
Note#1 makes me think of that gross Roto-Rooter commercial where the guy is doing the dishes (wtf??) and he is dumping EVERYTHING down the drain, only to flip the switch and have the light turn on.. ending with asking “Honey, what’s wrong with the disposer” only to have her reply “What disposer?”
I feel their pain, as now I do not have a disposer either.
Team Scrape Your Fucking Plate Dammit!
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm rating: 5
#10
Mishee
Jeezy Creezy, can’t these people find some clear tape!
(Hemp mom is looking for it)
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:38 pm rating: 7
#11
fantasy
That first sign, is that for all the bulimics?
Once dinner is over there is a big rush on all the toilets.
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:40 pm rating: 3
#12
NoExit
How can a person bring bowls downstairs with love? Should I fill them with carnations?
Mar 10, 2009 at 6:01 pm rating: 18
#13
rainyday
I love how the writer of note 2 took the time to color in the insults using different patterns.
Mar 10, 2009 at 6:15 pm rating: 15
#14
G
#2 gets 30,000 points for correct use of “you’re”.
I lose an equal amount of points for incorrect use of punctuation with quotation marks, but it’s a stupid rule.
Mar 10, 2009 at 7:00 pm rating: 10
#15
Mare
Although I would never go out the side door (because I am not lazy or dumb), I would post a note on that second one stating that I would only do that if the note-maker knew how to spell actual words. For goodness sake, it is at a COLLEGE.
Mar 10, 2009 at 7:06 pm rating: 2
#16
Sirius
#1 gets 30,000 PAN Points for “Clean up after yourself ur momma ain’t here”
Mar 10, 2009 at 7:07 pm rating: 1
#17
Woman on the Verge
Why do I find the duct tape on #3 slightly threatening? Bring bowls downstairs or we will tape you down… with love?
Mar 10, 2009 at 7:30 pm rating: 6
#18
Woman on the Verge
Oh, and I would like to suggest deducting 30,000 PAN points from #2 for scribbling out what could have read, “Have a nice day” at the bottom, making it that tiny bit more PA.
Mar 10, 2009 at 7:35 pm rating: 1
#19
aradia
I think note #3 looks like the opening credit screens of an eighties movie with just enough budget to go wild, but not to make it look good. Do you think they were funded by Rose Art or Crayola?
I also love the whimsical layout of the first note. The crooked letters soften the PAN blow a little bit.
And once I get some PAN points, that’s what I’ll be spending them on- PAN blow. Interpret that however you like.
Mar 10, 2009 at 7:43 pm rating: 4
#20
Jane Que
#1 wins by a landslide to me. Forget the electric tape. Look at the schizo skew on the letters and psychotic handwriting on the little side note. And if a cut out heart can look passive-aggressive then that pink one on the right side is it. Bonus points for making it pink. It’s almost cut in half, it says ‘don’t put your food in the sink or this could be your heart’.
Mar 10, 2009 at 7:47 pm rating: 2
#21
Canthz_B
What kind of Hip-Hop store employee says “Ur Mamma” instead of “Yo Mamma”?
Damned suburban OG wannabe’s!
Mar 10, 2009 at 10:24 pm rating: 6
#22
wright
It’s gotta be #1 for the Repressed Rage Award. All those hearts and adorably crooked letters… The sign maker grew up watching Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood and Sesame Street; she still can’t get “Won’t you be my neighbor,” and “One of these things is not like the others…” out of her head and it’s getting TOO LOUD in there. Her co-workers had better start cleaning their plates, or one day soon she’ll walk in the front door dressed as Big Bird and carrying a sawed-off shotgun.
Mar 10, 2009 at 11:12 pm rating: 12
#23
chekur
Guelph! GUUUEEELPH!
I shall never cease to be proud of my hometown. Never. We’re like Sparta, but with less homoeroticism.
Mar 11, 2009 at 12:58 am rating: 2
#24
lightspeed
OK ladies,
I think it’s time we all took a vow to stop coloring with markers and writing like we’re running for 7th grade class president. It’s embarrassing. Can’t we just type a PAN with mixed fonts, multi-colored highlighting and misspellings like everyone else?
Seriously.
And don’t even THINK about picking up that puffy paint…
Mar 11, 2009 at 2:08 am rating: 5
#25
shloopy
The #2 sign has that awful blue tape because in college dorms, that’s the only thing you’re allowed to use on the walls. It doesn’t peel off paint. The only problem is that since it is not very sticky, you need like half a roll to hold up a poster…
Mar 11, 2009 at 3:54 am rating: 1
#26
Holiday Djinn
This proves my point that young women today have too much spare time on their hands. They should be making sandwiches, learning how to do laundry better, and of course pleasing their man. Ladies, it’s time to put away those childish things.
Mar 11, 2009 at 7:04 am rating: 3
#27
Girl Friday
Am I suppose to attend the Pep Rally on Friday night or not put food down the drain?
Mar 11, 2009 at 8:37 am rating: 5
#28
claw71
The first note is clearly a lyric from a Cypress Hill song:
I’m snaking the clogged drain
(NO FOOD DOWN THE DRAIN!)
I think the second note was lifted from Guns -n-Roses.
I’m not so sure about the third note but it could be something out of a Miley Cyrus song. I don’t usually listen to her; I just mute the TV and watch those soft nubile lips quiver, all the while counting the days until I can make her mine.
Mar 11, 2009 at 8:47 am rating: 5
#29
GhostWriter
That Fucking from the 2nd note has gone and got itself a nasty rash…
Mar 11, 2009 at 9:03 am rating: 2
#30
GhostWriter
You cannot truly appreciate that 3rd note without a pair of 3D glasses.
Mar 11, 2009 at 9:08 am rating: 4
#31
Mishee
At least the alarm is Fucking Annoying as opposed to Fucking Delicious.
Mar 11, 2009 at 9:09 am rating: 2
#32
TPS
HaHa note 2 stole their font from Juno.
Mar 11, 2009 at 12:37 pm rating: 0
#33
Meesh
Why do women always get blamed for this crap? Right now there’s a gay male student of art who’s pissed that he’s not getting credit for his work.
Mar 11, 2009 at 1:00 pm rating: 7
#34
mamason
gay men like a handful of nuts every now and then
Mar 11, 2009 at 6:14 pm rating: 1
#35
Monkey Speaks
How are we supposed to pretend we aren’t judging you for your bulemic habits if you’re doing it in the sink and not the toilet like the rest of the dorm.
sheesh.
Mar 11, 2009 at 7:27 pm rating: 0
#36
Christine
Clearly the gals who created Exhibit A made the most effort. Nobody else put little paper hearts all over their bitchy sign.
♥ xtine
http://stuffbyxtine.blogspot.com
Mar 12, 2009 at 6:03 pm rating: 0
#37
scuzzie
too funny
Mar 15, 2009 at 2:42 am rating: 1
#38
rred
my vote is for “side door,” because creating 3d letters take a lot of work!
Mar 18, 2009 at 10:30 pm rating: 0
#39
plasticwrapcharlie
exhibit b. the “k thnx” is the real thing that made me laugh hard. you can just imagine her saying it with mixed sweetness, anger, and sarcasm, all in one fat joint. light that up and smoke it, bitch!
Apr 11, 2009 at 7:09 am rating: 0
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