Comments on: The Candyman Can’t

By: The Twix Conspiracy | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people

Tue, 25 May 2010 00:44:11 +0000

[...] in the hardest hit areas, shortages have led hungry Twix lovers to beg for mercy from The Man [...]

By: plasticwrapcharlie

plasticwrapcharlie — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:57:12 +0000

I love how all the notes are attacking “the candy man” except for the one that’s all sweet that asks all nicely if he could put Kit Kats in the machine, and says thanks. I just think it’s funny. like, “oh! well if he’s taking care of things, maybe I could get him to do this!” all nice and innocent. Candy man here will probably replace the twizzlers with the kit kats since that woman (or man, I suppose- it was written in pink though) was nice.

By: Mishee™

Mishee™ — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:27:50 +0000

*knows better than to make fun of someone’s comment until the 5 min edit time runs out*

dammit.

*sigh*

By: Mishee™

Mishee™ — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:17:56 +0000

Sum some fucking?

I haven’t heard of that kind yet…

By: SCOTT

SCOTT — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:16:58 +0000

I am sorry but… BRING YOUR OWN SNACKS TO FUCKING WORK THEN :/. I do it all the time! Sum up some fucking will power and take the time out of your day to just make a snack *sigh*.

By: Maeve

Maeve — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:37:17 +0000

The poem just brings it to a whole new level. It’s darling!

By: Fabulastic

Fabulastic — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:22:43 +0000

Judging by their strong craving for trash candy bars I can just imagine the sizes of their asses…

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 07:58:07 +0000

For TP:

Both men and women are free to jerk off (yes, I consider female masturbation “jerking off”…sue me) to skinny models in Vogue magazine and pleasure themselves manually.

Learning to speak, read and comprehend the language will help you if you want to nit-pick at others (I assume you meant ascertain, not obtain). It’s best to be right before you do so.

By: KatieMB

KatieMB — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:59:52 +0000

I hate it when the terrorists win!

*eats more soy*

By: Saysh

Saysh — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:40:24 +0000

LUDICROUS SPEED!

By: Mishee

Mishee — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:13:26 +0000

I would have to say that #46′s screen name is by far the most accurate I’ve seen to date.

P.S. Amy – I love you.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:05:30 +0000

Hey! That’s the combination to my air shield!

*disclaimer: in making a joke off of TP’s “joke”, I am in not way condoning the smearing of CB in any way, shape, or form.

I just like Mel Brooks.

By: TP

TP — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:00:31 +0000

It’s actually a very round person wearing silver cellophane wrap and she goes by her surname – her first name is “York”.

By: TP

TP — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:58:53 +0000

For Canthz:

Perhaps you should obtain the correct sex of the commenter before you make comments.

You probably have a luggage combination of 1,2,3,4,5.