With an extra side-helping of spite

March 26th, 2009 · 127 comments

The village of Irvington, New York, Aaron explains, is a quiet suburb of the Big Apple in Westchester County. “iI’s got one main drag, conveniently named Main Street, where all the major businesses are located,” he says. One day, ” a public services vehicle pulled up too far on the sidewalk for the local Italian deli owner to put up his lunchtime sandwich board.” The result? well, the daily specials had to go somewhere.

WED MENU: Pastrami, Chicken Parm, Meatballs, Chicken Noodle Soup

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FILED UNDER: New York · parking · restaurant


127 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Mishee

    Great.

    Now I’m hungry.

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:09 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Mishee™ bang

      uh… *looks around bewildered*

      Oh yeah!

      First!

      *runs*

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Canthz_B bang

      At least you didn’t use “actually”. :-P

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Mishee™ bang

      Actually I was just planning to.

      You were asking for it… actually.

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:32 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Doug

      Does it still count as first if it takes you 30 mins to realize it?

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:42 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Canthz_B bang

      No, but 19 minutes is ok.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 12:04 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   T bang

      I am hungry too. I have a craving for the chicken parm. :roll:

      Mar 27, 2009 at 9:28 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   Mishee™ bang

      Doug – I “took 19 minutes to realize it” on purpose silly.

      I was mocking people who actually do that.

      Like I would seriously call firsties on a comment! WTF do you take me for?? A noob??

      Mar 27, 2009 at 10:56 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   Flaboy2425

      Me, too, Mishee. I’d give anything for a good New York style pastrami sandwich right now.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 11:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   Doug™

      I totally “knew” that…

      Mar 27, 2009 at 10:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Beanster bang

    Please have some consideration for the restaurant patrons and decorate your sign.

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:17 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   TheOldSchool

      For awhile, I was beginning to doubt whether or not this deli owner even had a sandwich board.

      Then I mulled it over some more and concluded that he might.

      I wonder what he’s like? I’m guessing that he looks a lot like Mario the Plumber, but a little bit taller and not as roly-poly.

      He’s probably in his late 40s, divorced, and pissed off as hell most of the time, mostly at himself. He’s a Capricorn. Having an affair with the wife of one of his former regulars.

      He sees hot shots come into the shop that remind him of him when he was their age. Dip-sticks. Stay in school. You don’t, you bust your balls and the taxes take every last dime.

      Here comes Denise. She can’t get enough. She’ll have to cool her heels until Dom gets his ass in here. Late again. Worthless prick. I’m done closing down the shop for D’s sagging ass. Not so close to lunch, anyways.

      “Hey, Doll, like the board?”

      Mar 27, 2009 at 11:18 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Holiday Djinn

      sign decorations needs more pink penises.

      Mar 30, 2009 at 7:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Canthz_B bang

    Everything’s better with duct tape!

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:17 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Mishee

      CB – duct tape is like The Force.

      It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:19 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Doug

      It also holds PA notes to your windshield. Besides, PA notes are so much more entertaining than actually watching the road.

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   mamason bang

      Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 12:29 am   rating: 41  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   T bang

      It puts the duct tape on it sign or it gets the hose.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 9:28 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   Flaboy2425

      If that duct tape sits in the sun long enough, It will take more than a hose to get the sticky off of the windshield.

      It’s payback time for parking in the wrong place.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 11:41 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Mishee

    Wow. I guess the debate on yesterday’s note rages on without chance of abatement.

    Its like the Oakland Hills fires, but without all the rich intellectuals crying and whining.

    Its just us poor intellectuals here.

    (Ok, I guess I spoke too soon, but as I have no more wit for this note, my comment stands… Good day, sir!)

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   TheOldSchool

    It would have been nice if the deli owner had included the prices. Typical Westchester asshole deli owner.

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:19 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Mishee™ bang

      Well, you know its an upscale place when they don’t tell you the prices…

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:26 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Mark bang

      If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:40 pm   rating: 29  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Canthz_B bang

      Unless we’re talking about crack-whores. It’s best to ask ahead of time because you can easily bargain the price down.

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:51 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   mamason bang

      That’s what she said.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 1:09 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.5   Canthz_B bang

      Was it? Hard to tell with her mouth full and all. :twisted:

      Mar 27, 2009 at 3:47 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.6   Flaboy2425

      If you have to ask the price, you can’t afford it.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 11:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.7   Mark bang

      If you must query about the cost, then the impact to your finances would be very high.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 11:57 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.8   Sirius bang

      If one must solicit data regarding the expenditure — OK, I lost interest

      Mar 27, 2009 at 1:52 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.9   T bang

      Forsooth! For if I dost praythee for what thine tariff be into mine pantaloons deep thou dost dig.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 3:07 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.10   mamason bang

      I shall diggeth deep, deep into thine pantaloons. Thou knowest of what I speak.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:03 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.11   anglophile bang

      If cost ask you must, afford it you cannot.

      The force is dim with this one.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.12   T bang

      Yon it rises like a mighty yew in the forest. The wind is thine caresses and deep within thine soil I shall diggeth thou earth babeth Mamason.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.13   MAMARILLA2 bang

      And so her eyes glow with a jade light when she seeth thou with thine fair handmaid with the dark hair that calls her self …Mishee.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:32 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.14   T

      Hie thee and away from this place of trouble. To an idyll realm where feast and wine is plentiful. Red bounty of the grape like that of your lips and pastrami, for pastrami is the most sensual of the salted cured meats.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:47 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.15   MAMARILLA2 bang

      (Damn,Now I’m Hungry) You find your soul, a life content, surrounded by the flowers that stroke your meats. Warmed with fresh cheeses of firm white flesh…..(is it hot in here?)

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.16   Geek Goddess

      Price not listed?
      Condition = yes.
      Limited available cash?
      Condition = yes.
      Action: No Purchase.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 5:48 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.17   T bang

      OH ♥ I so wanted to do a flow chart on this.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 6:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.18   Mark bang

      Dude, I swear we share a brain. I also was thinking “Flowchart,” and then I immediately thought “I don’t need a panflute.” :lol:

      Mar 27, 2009 at 6:11 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Canthz_B bang

    Those are going to be some funny tasting meatballs.

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Doug

      Mmmm. Delicious chicken parm meatballs…

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:24 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Mishee™ bang

      That’s what the Mister’s taste like sometimes.

      Usually after we go out for Italian food.

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:32 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Doug

      Man, I am reading that waaay too dirty…or was that the point?

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   Mark bang

      I see you don’t know Mishee™. Mishee™, Doug. Doug, Mishee™.

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:41 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   Doug

      Hi Misheetm! I’m going to have to get my name trademarked too…

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   Canthz_B bang

      Only after you learn how to do it™! ;-)

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:48 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.7   Doug

      That’s gonna take a while…

      Mar 27, 2009 at 12:07 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.8   Mishee™ bang

      Doug – you are reading that way too dirty.

      What do you take me for? A slut??

      Oh. Yeah. Nevermind.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 10:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.9   Doug™

      I have seen your posting on craigslist…

      Mar 27, 2009 at 10:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Canthz_B bang

    I think duct tape on glass qualifies as emotional abuse.

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:24 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Bunnee

      Or, at the very least, ‘psycho’-logical abuse.

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:53 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Quite Contrary

    What? No frozen chicken?

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:26 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Doug

      You think they should have taped a frozen chicken to the car?

      That would just attract way too many predators and would be bad for business.

      Mar 26, 2009 at 11:33 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Canthz_B bang

    Three guesses…Who got a health inspection within a week?

    Messing with city-owned vehicles? Dumber than dumb.

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:43 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   TheOldSchool

      Dumberer.

      But where is it on the “moron–imbecile–idiot” scale?

      Mar 27, 2009 at 10:56 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Sirius bang

      Although if that’s truly a city vehicle, the person sleeping in the front seat might appreciate the shade afforded by the signs.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 2:13 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   QuarterRoy00 bang

    I want to go to there

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:56 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   agatha christie

      I am appreciative of the 30 Rock reference!

      Mar 27, 2009 at 6:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   lightspeed

    There is no way I’m buying anything made by a guy so unstable as to duct tape a note like this to a public services vehicle. Who know what he’s doing in the kitchen back there?

    Mar 26, 2009 at 11:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Doug™

      Well, I’m hoping for duct-tape burgers!

      Mar 27, 2009 at 12:11 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Canthz_B bang

      WHOOPEE!!! Nothing like being first to copy someone else!! :-D

      Mar 27, 2009 at 12:17 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   QuarterRoy00 bang

      Welcome to Travel Channel’s newest show:

      Man v. Duct Tape!

      Mar 27, 2009 at 12:35 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   lightspeed

      Oh, my bad CB. Great minds think alike? :)

      Note to self: do not start comment re crazy restaurateur, somehow retain appetite, go to make pasta and leave comment unfinished until consuming said pasta without reading comments above. Meatballs anyone?

      Mar 27, 2009 at 12:57 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.5   mamason bang

      Are they yummy chicken parm meatballs?

      Mar 27, 2009 at 1:11 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.6   lightspeed

      Is there really any other kind? No side of duct tape though… we already used it all on our “guests” last weekend.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 1:27 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.7   TheOldSchool

      Doug,

      No Duct Tape Burger for you! Only Duct Tape Meatballs! Read menu!

      Mar 27, 2009 at 1:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.8   Canthz_B bang

      I wouldn’t know, lightspeed (11.4). I think I have a great mind, unfortunately no one else thinks like me! :-P

      The funny thing is that the folks who don’t like me really want to vote for this comment, but they can’t because I’ll have a highly rated comment.
      Conundrum, huh?

      Mar 27, 2009 at 3:52 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Doug™

    Man will never win…

    Mar 27, 2009 at 12:40 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   mamason bang

      Hey? Who taught Doug how to do it?

      *do it*

      Mar 27, 2009 at 1:13 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Mishee

      Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 8:16 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Joe ©

      @mamason: Not me.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 8:40 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   Mishee™ bang

      *feels special and admired*

      oh wait… that’s just gas…

      Mar 27, 2009 at 8:49 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   Bunnee

      Well, I wish someone could teach me how to do it.

      *feels lonely and abandoned*

      Mar 27, 2009 at 9:54 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   T bang

      If you had a MBL Bunnee I would send you a link to that skill.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 10:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.7   Wade bang

      How is that pronounced, Joe©?

      Joke?

      ;)

      Mar 27, 2009 at 10:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.8   Bunnee

      A “Masters in Business Law”?
      A “Mold and Bacteria Lab”?

      Sorry, I’m not all that computer savvy compared to some folks.

      But I’m learning all kinds of tricks.

      seriously

      Mar 27, 2009 at 12:28 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.9   amy d bang

      A married bisexual lover, of course.

      No seriously, a MyBlogLog account. See the grid over there? :arrow:

      Mar 27, 2009 at 12:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.10   T bang

      I guess you know all you need then. †

      Mar 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.11   Bunnee

      Well, not really. I don’t have a MyBlogLog, but I can work on getting a married bisexual lover, if that will help?

      Mar 27, 2009 at 3:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.12   T bang

      Maybe if you hum a few bars that would help me… ♫

      Mar 27, 2009 at 3:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.13   MAMARILLA2 bang

      All you need is love…T!

      Mar 27, 2009 at 3:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.14   Doug™

      I’m just a natural on how to “do it.”

      *wink wink*

      *nudge nudge*

      Mar 27, 2009 at 10:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.15   mamason bang

      I am Amy’s MBL.

      Mar 28, 2009 at 2:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   TheOldSchool

    There must not be any car washes in Irvington.

    Not surprising, given the extreme poverty in Westchester, but still, you’d think some of the locals could scrounge up some rags and a bucket.

    Then again, rags is these folks has to wear. Lack of plumbin’ might explain the bucket shortage.

    Mar 27, 2009 at 1:44 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   ClearlyDemented

    This picture’s a sham. We’re supposed to take the submitter’s word that this was a public service vehicle parked on the sidewalk, when the submitter couldn’t even take the time to wait until the public server(s) came back to get a reaction shot, maybe even an exclusive interview? FAIL. This is obviously someone who’s been trying to both get on PAN for months as well as sell their van, and saw an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. Who wouldn’t want to buy the famous PAN van?

    Mar 27, 2009 at 8:29 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   claw71 bang

    ‘Allo
    I’m-a Giuseppe

    I got-a something special-a for you
    ready?
    Uno
    duo
    tre
    quatro!

    (verse:)
    When I was a boy, just about-a eighth-a grade,
    Mama used to say, don’t-a stay out late,
    go with-a papa to the bistro, and don’t act-a like a fool,
    Giuseppe gonna make-a sammich for you.

    Boy, it make-a me sick, all the t’ing I gotta do.
    Can’t-a getta no kicks, always gotta follow rules
    Boy, it make-a me sick, just-a make a lousy bucks,
    I gotta feel like a fool.
    (and mama used to say all-a time:)

    (chorus:)
    What’sa matta you, hey,
    Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
    Why you looka so sad?
    It’s-a not so bad, it’s-a nice-a place,
    Ah, Shaddap You Face.

    That’s-a my mama. I can remember!
    Big accordion solo!
    Ah ! Play dat again! Really nice
    really nice!

    (verse:)
    Soon-a come-a day, gonna be-a big-a star,
    Make-a big food, buy a nice-a car,
    but still-a be myself, I’m-a never change a thing,
    put-a my specials on a folding sammich thing.
    (’cause I remember mama used to say:)

    (chorus:)
    What’sa matta you, hey,
    Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
    Why you looka so sad?
    It’s-a not so bad, it’s-a nice-a place,
    Ah, Shaddap You Face. /

    Hello, everybody, that’s out there parking on-a my street!
    Did you know I had a big sign with this: Pastrami and meatball?
    I put-a da sign outand all my customers see, they come in and eat-a, that make me feel so good.
    You ought to learn to park, It’s really simple -
    I say: ‘Whatsa Matta You?” You sing: ‘Hey!”
    , you sing the rest and at the end, we can all sing ‘Ah, shaddap You Face!’
    Ok Let’s try it, really big -
    Uno, Duo, Tre, Quatro:

    (chorus:)
    What’sa matta you, hey,
    Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
    Why you parka so bad?
    It make- a me mad, it’s-a nice-a place,
    Ah, Shaddap You Face.

    Mar 27, 2009 at 9:23 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Mishee™ bang

      Claw, even though I stalk you on facebook and you never reply, and you talk to RB on the phone but act as if I don’t exist… well… I still love you.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 11:09 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Meesh

      As an Italian, I find your song offensive. As a PAN reader, I find your song awesome.

      Mar 30, 2009 at 9:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   xenylamine bang

    Needs more duct tape!

    Mar 27, 2009 at 9:44 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   DearJane

    I think the message would have been helped along by the placement of meatballs under the windshield wipers, just for extra effect.

    Mar 27, 2009 at 10:54 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   FLFantasy5

    Great idea DearJane

    Mar 27, 2009 at 11:29 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Brunogirl

    that duct tape burger was fucking delicious.

    Mar 27, 2009 at 12:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   Girl Friday

      My mother always said, “If you can’t say something funny, don’t say anything at all.”

      Mar 27, 2009 at 2:35 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   KatieMB bang

      My mother always said, “You’re funny… looking.”

      Mar 27, 2009 at 6:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   Mishee™ bang

      Mine always says, “You are so funny!” and when you reply, “Thank you!” she goes, “Don’t worry… looks aren’t everything…”

      What a bitch!

      Mar 27, 2009 at 6:46 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   KatieMB bang

      But at least she was funny.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 6:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.5   mamason bang

      …lookin’

      Mar 27, 2009 at 6:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.6   KatieMB bang

      You know it, mamason! ;)

      Mar 27, 2009 at 7:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.7   Doug™

      I am really surprised nobody has mentioned the unitard yet…

      Mar 27, 2009 at 11:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.8   TheOldSchool

      Doug,

      She was here earlier, asking about you. Next time I see her, what do you want me to tell her?

      Mar 28, 2009 at 12:05 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.9   Girl Friday

      Tell her hi – she is your mom after all.

      Ooooooo – you’re gonna need some ice for that burn. ;)

      Mar 28, 2009 at 12:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   DearJane

    He should feel lucky he only got the note; he could have been the recipient of a serious pastrami bitch-slapping if the guy was really pissed off. Nothing stings quite like cured meat.

    Mar 27, 2009 at 2:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   T bang

      Ah yes Pastrami the most dangerous of the cured meats. I worked my way up to a third degree prosciutto.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   Mark bang

      What if he’s got a pointed stick?

      Mar 27, 2009 at 3:16 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Then you must employee the dreaded Provalone.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 3:42 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.4   mamason bang

      I happen to enjoy the occasional salami slap.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.5   T bang

      On a toasted bun?

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.6   mamason bang

      My buns are nice and toasty.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.7   KatieMB bang

      “Danger[ous] is my middle name.”

      Mar 27, 2009 at 6:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.8   TheOldSchool

      This has all the makings of a great Noah Bumschtupper screenplay for The Food Channel’s “After Dark” hours.

      They desperately need something to fill the gaping slot between “Iron Claw” and “Chow Time at Mishee’s Moss Cottage Mess Hall.”

      Mar 27, 2009 at 9:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.9   mamason bang

      *gaping slot*

      Mar 28, 2009 at 12:04 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.10   Meesh

      That’s what he said.

      Mar 30, 2009 at 9:08 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   magickat

    ooooh that electrical tape is gonna leave a mark. it just SCREAMS “this means WAR!”

    Mar 27, 2009 at 3:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   DearJane

    Provalone, the silent killer….

    Mar 27, 2009 at 4:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   T bang

      Well it isn’t Gouda….

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   T

      DearJane you should try nesting or “gigglebraxing” your comments. To do this you click on the add to this thread below the comment you want to comment under. It works better. That way your comment retains the context you intended.

      Such cheesy-ness will be punished by being forced to cut the cheese or flagellation with strings of processed cheese food.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 4:54 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   mamason bang

      “Meat handling and cutting the cheese”. My favorite job discription when I worked at the deli in our local Piggly Wiggly.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 5:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   DearJane

    oh T, isn’t there some sort of punishment for such cheesy-ness? (haha..I said cheesy…)

    Mar 27, 2009 at 4:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Mark bang

      DearJane you should try nesting or “gigglebraxing” your comments. To do this you click on the add to this thread below the comment you want to comment under. It works better. That way your comment retains the context you intended.

      Such cheesy-ness will be punished by being forced to cut the cheese or flagellation with strings of processed cheese food.

      Again.

      Mar 27, 2009 at 5:14 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Mishee™ bang

      I knew I should have NEVER mentioned self flagellation the other day.

      Now everyone is doing it!

      Being popular is such a huge responsibility!

      Mar 27, 2009 at 6:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   aaa

    I’m hoping that this public servant is as passive aggressive as Mr. Pastrami Man there. I’d love to see “Duct tape on my window gets a brick through yours.” or something taped onto his door.

    Mar 27, 2009 at 6:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Canthz_B bang

    It could have been worse.
    If the deli owner had called some of his “friends”, our piss-poor parker could have found a horse’s head on the driver’s seat.

    Mar 27, 2009 at 8:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Bald Outing

    too funny.

    Mar 28, 2009 at 4:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Heroin

    I think finding duct tape on my car window would make me full-on aggressive.

    Mar 29, 2009 at 12:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   JoeyGirl

    that deli owner is a dick for putting those papers on the windshield – he doesn’t own the sidewalk.
    oh, how i hope he got fined for “tampering” with that public service car. :)

    Mar 31, 2009 at 7:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   RP

    I have a deep and abiding loathing for people who block the sidewalks with their car. If I were in a wheelchair I’d put spikes on my wheels. But even as an able bodied pedestrian it’s not safe for me or drivers on the road if I have to walk into the street to get around a vehicle on the sidewalk.

    Apr 2, 2009 at 12:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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