Comments on: With an extra side-helping of spite

By: RP

RP — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:12:45 +0000

I have a deep and abiding loathing for people who block the sidewalks with their car. If I were in a wheelchair I’d put spikes on my wheels. But even as an able bodied pedestrian it’s not safe for me or drivers on the road if I have to walk into the street to get around a vehicle on the sidewalk.

By: JoeyGirl

JoeyGirl — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:01:58 +0000

that deli owner is a dick for putting those papers on the windshield – he doesn’t own the sidewalk.
oh, how i hope he got fined for “tampering” with that public service car.

By: Meesh

Meesh — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:08:27 +0000

That’s what he said.

By: Meesh

Meesh — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:06:24 +0000

As an Italian, I find your song offensive. As a PAN reader, I find your song awesome.

By: Holiday Djinn

Holiday Djinn — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:08:41 +0000

sign decorations needs more pink penises.

By: Heroin

Heroin — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 04:49:05 +0000

I think finding duct tape on my car window would make me full-on aggressive.

By: mamason

mamason — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:00:26 +0000

I am Amy’s MBL.

By: Girl Friday

Girl Friday — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:06:52 +0000

Tell her hi – she is your mom after all.

Ooooooo – you’re gonna need some ice for that burn.

By: Bald Outing

Bald Outing — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 08:02:27 +0000

too funny.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:05:26 +0000

Doug,

She was here earlier, asking about you. Next time I see her, what do you want me to tell her?

By: mamason

mamason — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:04:55 +0000

*gaping slot*

By: Doug™

Doug™ — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:46:04 +0000

I am really surprised nobody has mentioned the unitard yet…

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:18:30 +0000

For awhile, I was beginning to doubt whether or not this deli owner even had a sandwich board.

Then I mulled it over some more and concluded that he might.

I wonder what he’s like? I’m guessing that he looks a lot like Mario the Plumber, but a little bit taller and not as roly-poly.

He’s probably in his late 40s, divorced, and pissed off as hell most of the time, mostly at himself. He’s a Capricorn. Having an affair with the wife of one of his former regulars.

He sees hot shots come into the shop that remind him of him when he was their age. Dip-sticks. Stay in school. You don’t, you bust your balls and the taxes take every last dime.

Here comes Denise. She can’t get enough. She’ll have to cool her heels until Dom gets his ass in here. Late again. Worthless prick. I’m done closing down the shop for D’s sagging ass. Not so close to lunch, anyways.

“Hey, Doll, like the board?”

By: Doug™

Doug™ — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:17:48 +0000

I’m just a natural on how to “do it.”

*wink wink*

*nudge nudge*